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Lord of the Rings is dumb
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Why didn't they just dig underground to Mordor and get to Mount Doom that way?
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>>63186116
Everybody knows why they can't use the eagles dumb dumb
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>>63186063
Because then there'd be no story numbnuts.
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>>63186063
You saw what the dorfs dug up in moria?

You saw the giant spider living in that one tunnel?

Its nothing compared to the shit that lives in Morias underground.
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>>63186063

That tech tree is locked for humans and elves.

Dwarves dont give a fuck.
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never got why mirkwood is so big. that and the square mountain ranges around mordor. Smh Senpai
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>>63186063
Why didn't Frodo just fly an F-22 to Mount Doom? Fucking Tolkien hack writer.
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>>63186340
Because Tolkein was lazy and didn't want to make more stuff, so he overexagerrated size of everything
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>>63186340
Sauron raised those mountains himself.
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Because some shitstain is going to post it eventually
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>all races come together to defeat evil

Was Tolkien an SJW?
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>>63186340
It's almost as if the world was terra formed by hand by God like beings hmm
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thick question incoming

can someone pinpoint on the map the rocky mountains Frodo and Sam get past in Two Towers?
I thought it was Emyn Muil but its not
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>>63186345
>not saying F-35

memes are weak breh
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>>63186510
>except women

So no but he actually was
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>>63186510
how many niggers do you see in the lotr books/films? and no, the gooks and negroes hackson included in the hobbit doesn't count, is just a reflect of the pandering sobbing tumblrshits a ledditors push inb4 BOYCOTT
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>>63186566
nice dubs
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