>when ur bae catches u watchin superhero movies n u tell her theyre intended for sensible and mature grown men
>>63185439
>>63185471
When the fuck were these two fagots ever friends all these chuckle fucks have been portrayed as tolerant coworkers in all the movies
>>63185558
Yeah they were coworkers not friends
>>63185558
>>63185613
Tony thought they were friends. Cap apparently didn't.
>>63185558
Tony can't connect with anyone really, he's slightly autistic.
my bae gets excited as much as me when we see batman v suparman trailer
>>63185885
>Snyder trailers
careful anon
>>63185920
what's wrong with them? I thought watchmen was one of the greatest movies ever
>>63185558
The full scene has Cap saying "u wot m8?"
>>63185944
>>63185969
oh she looks like my gf
>>63185439
>tfw don't like superhero movies except Thor
>tfw bae loves it and hyped for
>forced to watch Suicide Squad or Superman vs Batman
>literally suffering in cinema
>close my eyes preparing to die in there
>wake and realize I have no bae and it was all a bad dream
>>63185944
>watchmen was one of the greatest movies ever
anon, I......
>>63185998
>>forced to watch Suicide Squad or Superman vs Batman
>>literally suffering in cinema
>>close my eyes preparing to die
i too am a hyperbolic patrician my good man
>>63186018
It is good to see that I am not alone here.
>>63185969
>>63186012
I've read the comics too, the movie is almost shot for shot equivalent of it
>>63185558
Of all the Avengers I would say Cap is friends with Falcon and maybe Widow and Fury.
Maaaaybe Hawkeye.
Basically, the Shield folks who Cap would have worked with way more than these other random dudes for two fights.
>>63185998
If you can stomach thor, why not the rest of capeshit?
>>63186159
Which is kind of funny since Cap comes from an era when Women were still objects and it was still fashionable to hate "niggers".
>>63186162
Thor is a white Nordic ubermensch with fantasy plotting, the others, not so much
>>63186127
doesn't mean it's good
big scenes fall flat and boring
>Rorschach's troubled past completely forgettable
>Comedian raping feels like a filler scene
>Comedian shooting a pregnant woman didn't stand out
>you can barely care about who's orchestrating the events
Snyder himself said Style>substance and it showed in the movie
>>63186162
Thor was basically just a Viking god (alien in this case) spending a long weekend with a bunch of scientists.
He was also a funny guy and Loki was pretty cool.
Tried watching Cpt America afterwards and it was terrible.
>>63186127
I got all of those things in the movie, it seems like your problem
>>63185439
I kinda hate those ironman shots desu. Probably Downey pushed for it instead of doing voice acting when he's in the armor, but it always feels weird.
>>63186826
Studio pushed for that. If you're paying for Robert Downey Jr., you're going to get as much of him as possible on screen. That's why fucking nobody wears their mask anymore, even when it would probably be a good idea, like in the midst of a gunfight.
See also, both Amazing Spiderman movies.
>>63186204
Captain America wasn't a piece of shit. That's why he came out of Project Rebirth perfected and the Nazi came out minus a face.
>>63185439
Your "bae" is a cunt if you feel the need to tell her that.
>>63188120
but it's retarded as a rule. Some scenes are actually ruined because there's that constant insert of Downey's face in his armor trying to look focused as he talks to Jarvis.
