How does it feel that you will never, EVER, experience such a cinematic experience again?
And no, Star Wars shitters. you dont count
Bump
>>63174335
Jokes on you im planning on getting radical electroshock therapy to get over my ex. hopefully it gives me full blown amnesia.
Best trilogy ever.
>>63175130
T H I S
H
I
S
>>63175130
This.
>>63175062
>needing electroshock therapy to get over your ex
Holy fuck anon, move on. Meet new people, find new things to do, delete her off social media, etc. Yes it will hurt, yes you will get over her, you don't need electro shock therapy to do so.
It was fine, 7.5/10
>>63175189
reddit:the opinion
I won't experience a boring piece of shit?
Thank God.
>>63175228
>>63175189
>>63175228
>Star Shit kiddies on suicide watch
>>63175271
I hate:
Star Wars
Star Trek
Harry Potter
LOTR
etc.
>>63175178
I was gonna ask her to marry me anon. Then we hit a snag or two, some other guy swooped in and turned her against me. Dont have the energy to get over it. Taken way too many pills recently in an effort to actually sleep for longer than an hour or so. probably gonna fuck my liver up. Oh well.
>>63175062
>Jokes on you im planning on getting radical electroshock therapy to get over my ex. hopefully it gives me full blown amnesia.
Just in Eternal Sunshine of Irreversible Brain Damage, amirite?
>>63175279
Damn you're so cultured anon! There's not enough redeeming qualities in any of some of the most popular franchises in film history to satisfy your patrician tastes!
>"hey I'll try disliking popular movies to seem intelligent, that's a good trick!"
>>63174335
It's true. This was fucking god tier shit. The original work of fantasy; the definitive film interpretation. Everything else in the genre will be nothing more than a pale copy.
>shill shill
WB pay me $65 @ post.
ect only affects short term memory
>>63175365
>interpretation
Just putting up on the screen what was written on the paper isn't that special.
I regret not seeing the second in theaters as a kid
>>63175312
Anon, I literally went thru the same thing. Ring was purchased. 7 year relationship. She called me one day in the summer and wanted to "take a break." Some other guy swooped in. I broke off all contact with her - she's in the past now. It will suck for a while but you will get through this. I believe in you!
It is really the gayest bullshit I have ever seen.
Just bromance, with green and flesh tones.
>>63175178
>>63175408
Thanks guys, seriously. It actually means something that two complete strangers care enough. instead of the "an hero" response i expected.
>>63174335
Give it another 20 years and we'll be getting a reboot.
>>63175484
fag
>>63175491
It was a reboot.
>>63174335
It was the hypest shit at the time
I'm not sure if it was just extra big here because "muh nz director and nature" but everyone saw this at least once in theaters
Haven't seen the movies in a while and don't really want to since it might kill the good memories of it and the Hobbit was so hokey and sfx laden
>>63175351
It's the theme of sci-fi fantasy that sux.
You might as well like Scientology.
>>63175495
There you are /tv/!
That final battle with the elephants. I saw that in the theaters and it was bomb.
>>63175527
/tv/ confirmed for /aus/-shit board
>>63174335
In theaters Return was too long. I remember having to piss halfway through and somehow held it to the eagle rescue, only to have to sit through another 30 minutes of hobbit marriages and shit.
>>63175587
That's Alexander. As bad as that film was it's still better than these>>63175279
>>63175566
I was going to insult you but nice double dubs...
I disagree, I think sci-fi and fantasy themes provide a nice escape that you can return from (unlike scientology)
>>63175279
u sound cool as fuck bruv
>>63175630
On /tv/ it'd be cool to like memes like LOTR, etc.
So, I don't know what you're talking about.
>>63175351
well, i too hate all of those movies that that nerd posted, aside for LOTR
>>63175649
It's "cool" to be a contrarian
>>63175620
Only pussies can't handle Scientology.
>>63175693
Yeah man, dope
>>63175684
To be contrarian to /aus/-fags? I guess it's true--the ones who complain about people not handling the bantz are the ones who can't handle the bantz themselves.
>>63175718
It's interesting the similarities, though: In Scientology you have to agree, no matter what. On /tv/ when talking about LOTR we all have to like it or else. That's where the term "cult-like status" comes from. Crazies.
I saw it for the first time in a marathon in theaters. All 3 movies, extended editions. It was fucking fantastic. The speech Sam does at the end of the third movie was fucking incredible.
I loved the first Hobbit as well. The second one, I saw that on my birthday, since it came out then. What a fucking disappointment.
>>63174335
Pretty terrible.
Never again will a movie be made without some sort of leftist political agenda and forced diversity + stronk womyn
It's honestly boring as fuck.
>>63175823
this.
>>63175801
>. On /tv/ when talking about LOTR we all have to like it or else.
you sure mean Star Wars, right?
>>63175723
I don't think anyone here is butt-blasted enough to qualify as not handling the bantz, this has been fairly tame considering LOTR was involved
>>63175836
So, you agree that LOTR has a fanatic following.
To state you don't like it is slightly off center.
>you'll never watch Fellowship in the theater for the first time ever again
>>63174335
pretty bad, man.
>extended edition bluray announced
>the films are being re-released into theaters
>estatic that I'll get to see the extended editions IN THEATERS!
>go
>audience claps and cheers every time a character shows up
>remember most of the characters don't show up until the Council of Elrond, which is a good hour and a half into the film
>audience claps and cheers when Aragorn decapitates the orc at the end
>audience claps and cheers all throughout The Two Towers and Return of the King as well
I will never, ever, get to experience it again. Thanks, clapistans.
>>63175928
Whats up with the fellowship that makes it
SO
FUCKIM
C O M F Y
This is now a fellowship thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw
this is now a fellowship thread
>>63175885
Of course it has a fanatic following, it's a hugely popular movie. You could say the same about Interstellar, Dark Knight, etc. It's fine to dislike it, but there's certainly a crowd who just dislikes it because it's popular, which is dumb.
>>63175998
gay shit
>>63176008
That's your reactionary defense for anyone who says they don't like it, which is dumb-er.
>>63175998
you already posted it anon
>>63175998
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw
the based OST
>>63176032
What? I like LOTR, I'm just saying I realize some people don't like it. But I think it's edgy and contrarian just to dislike it because it's popular.
>>63176008
>You could say the same about Interstellar, Dark Knight, etc
Not really, nothing comes even close to the LOTR/Star Wars fanbase
>>63176098
>mfw I couldnt even read the first line of greentext because of the semen demon
Who is she?
>>63176118
some random semen demon, no idea
If you don't like LOTR you are a Suppressive Person.
>>63175130
Dollars Trilogy
Naked Gun Trilogy
Back to the Future Trilogy
Rush Hour Trilogy
>>63176226
All arguably superior, more palatable and easier to sit through. Greater entertainment all around.
>>63176187
if you dont like LOTR you are either an edgy contrarian faggot without friends, or you are an turk
no exceptions
>>63176242
THat's what a Suppressive Person is. Catch up.
>>63176226
NOT
EVEN
CLOSE
LMAO
>>63176267
<--brilliant argument of a lotr fan
>>63176187
>>63176242
The books are awful sorry. Boring as shit, maybe the movies are better I dunno I haven't seen them
>>63175618
Wtf are you talking about. In the final battle the eastern men had elephants
>ITT: edgelord contrarian faggots and buttblasted autists arguing about the merits of a fantasy movie trilogy
>>63176316
Spotted the turk
>>63176242
but I'm a turk that likes lotr
what now, anon
>>63174335
I fell asleep on Maleficent too so I guess I am okay with that
>>63176353
>edgelord contrarian faggots
fan detected
>>63176391
nice taqiyya, mudshit
>>63176391
It's haraam though
>magic
>men wearing jewelry
>smoking
>they never stop to pray (do they even know which way the Ka'abah is?)
>>63175130
>Rush Hour trilogy when 3 exists
>Back to the Future trilogy when 3 exists
Now I know you're memeing.
>>63175312
>turned her against me
>>63175998
>tfw saw Fellowship in the cinema
>passed penis inspection and received free top hat
>>63176712
shit meme bruv
>>63175312
Been through something similar. She left after 6 years and a year later committed suicide. No pills, but I've gone full pothead.
>>63175130
I can get behind this sentiment
>>63176739
indeed
>>63175403
Everyone's vision of a book is different.
>>63176500
Keked hard and checked hard
>>63175987
Should have brought a gun. Not killed anyone, just pop a round in the roof and make everyone scatter or at the very least shut up. Best bet you get a refund and I guarantee those people won't clap
>>63177383
FBI, plz halp.
Warcraft will be the same, if not better, cinematic experience.
>you will never experience this for the first time with all your friends in cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU
>>63174335
FeelsBadMan
Seriously though, I think this movie turned me gay. Something about the friendship between sam and frodo was just beautiful. Would defo suck either one of their dicks desu.
If selective amnesia was possible, I would take it to forget this movie, and watch it again
Jokes on you, my local cinema is pretty community-based, and every few months they do a marathon on any series we vote for, every year we have atleast one LoTR marathon in the cinema
We all dress up for it too, its good fun
>>63179334
except i did
It was a downhill experience. Fellowship was the best by a mile. Still great though. I hoped the same for The Hobbit, but then that was just The Phantom Menace so I didn't watch 2 or 3.
>>63175312
Brah trust me 4 in 5 people who have relationships, have gone through something like that atleast once in their life
Just don't turn to drugs, eventually you will get over her. The sooner you get back in the game, the sooner you will get over her
>>63174335
There might yet come a day when we will see a greater movie than this trilogy.
But yes, watching the first movie with my mates, aged 15/16 and having a couple of beers afterwards (some of us not yet legally, of course), discussing the movie afterwards (most of us hadn't even read the books; I distinctly remember having only just been halfway through the first one) – that moviegoing experience is indeed a treasured memory of mine.
For some reason we all loved the line "It comes in PINTS? Well, I'll have one!"
>>63179432
Nah man, Frodo and Sam is total no homo bromance.
>>63180331
this, the memories I have associated with this movie, is almost as good as the movie
>>63179432
I'm a straight guy but I would defo suck fredo's cute hobbit cock too. No homo
>>63175130
Yep
>>63175312
How about you just get Prozac and conventional conversational therapy?
Also suffered from major depression for a while. A nasty breakup triggered things to go into overdrive – shit happens.
Some Prozac and a bunch of sessions with a seasoned therapist got me back on track rather quickly though.
>>63180302
where do you live
>>63176226
>Back to the Future 3
>Both Rush Hour sequels
Nope
>>63174688
I'm going to see this next summer, is it worth it?
Alright /tv/, please be perfectly honest:
How badly DID they actually fuck up TFOTR with the filter crap?
I always come across those select few screencaps which do indeed look like crap.
But heck, I want to see the movies in HD!
So which is the bigger tradeoff: Shit-res or shit-filters?
>>63175403
If that was what actually happened each film would be around 15 hours long, c'mon mang be real.
>>63175527
Dude hobbit was crap, but I have extended edition LOTR blurays and I watch them about once a year, they're just as good every time.Even better now that I've read the books.
>>63180398
aus
>>63174335
I'm okay. it was just a really bad version of the book.
Maybe one day. Maybe. Studios sometimes do it by accident.
Who would have thought star trek 2 3 and 4 would have been so solid, they make a great trilogy. There's no hope for MCU as AoU fucked up their shit. It was such a stinker in their momentum.
>>63181628
But there's no other large-scale/big budget movie that offers the same level of sheer comfiness as the LOTR trilogy.
>>63180646
>>63180747
OK whats with the fucking filter in this movies?
annyoing!
>>63175312
Save it for your blog.
Nobody cares you fucking faggot. Just kill yourself already.
>>63181012
>I have extended edition LOTR blurays and I watch them about once a year
>>63183121
Will we ever get The Stand in 3 parts?
>>63183227
>>63180747
I watched the Blu-Rays after having seen the DVDs, and I didn't really notice anything about the filters. Could be they've spiced up the color correction somewhat, but not in a way that's really noticeable.
Could it be that the DVD versions where the ones that had color correction takend DOWN a notch from how it looked in theatres to cope with the shitty resolution and give a clearer picture on shitty TV sets?
>>63183808
Guys...
>>63183925
The Stand isn't even good desu, but all King novels will be adapted sooner or later.
>>63183958
Actually the color grading on the DVD release was pretty much identical to the theatrical version from what I remember. For example a lot of outoor scenes in TTT always had a somewhat dull color scheme.
As a matter of fact the scanning and mastering of the DVD releases was top-notch.
The BD releases of the Hobbit trilogy on the other hand were sub-par. You had compression artifacts lilke colour banding (pic related) which shouldn't actually happen in a HD-release.
>>63175130
Agreed
It was too violent to be honest. Didn't really convey the epic struggle of the books. More like a video game.
>>63176267
>know your limits
If only Hackson knew his lmao
>no one replied to the warcraft shitposter
lel
>>63175130
BEST TRILOGY
COMFIEST TRILOGY
HOBBIT DOESN'T EXIST
>>63174335
>tfw saw the trilogy at the cinema when I was a kid
>haven't seen it since
One day I'm gonna re-watch it, will be glorious.
>>63179334
this and the entire battle of Helms Deep are probably my favorite movie scenes of all time.
>>63185753
The color grading in the Hobbit movies was a shit job from the very start.
Look at this shit: Those are some nice, natural color, eh?
Or no, wait: It actually makes sense – Bilbo was sick with fear, that's why his lips were purple... even before the first dwarf came in...
>>63175279
wow, your life must be perfect. Because the reason I love these worlds so much is that our is so imperfect and inconsistent but these worlds remain consistent and perfect
Frodo looks like hes getting rammed by sam
>>63176226
>Dollars Trilogy
Arguable. Give you this one
>Naked Gun
Loved it. Not a timeless classic tho.
>Bakc to the future
Redd-t-tier shit
>Rush Hour
Nah. Not even close.
I'd add
>Vengeance Trilogy
>Yamada's Samurai trilogy
>maybe, just maybe Star Wars 4-6
None of them are a match tho.
>>63176500
Lel
>>63176226
>naked gun trilogy
comparing comedy to epic adventure
>>63174335
This is true, I don't care how autistic bookfags get because they don't understand books have to be changed to translate to the big screen, they were incredible, and sometimes I still put them on when i'm bored
>>63174335
I feel empty, anon. They might make a remake or try something similar ( i.e. The Hobbit) and it will feature an abundance of dumb CGI. Everyone will appear to be rubber and the green screen problem will be ridiculous. The only thing that's real will be the emptiness I feel.
>>63183227
Buy the DVD
>>63175998
The locations, characters, mood. Seriously, just seeing the shire brings a smile to my face.
>>63174335
It was at best pleasant mediocrity and it declined from 1 to 3, absolute pleb-chow for babbys. Fellowship has about half a dozen really nice shots but as much depth as a cartoon, by Return it's just crap CGI, the orcs lines up in front of Minas Tirith like an N64 game was as bad as anything in the Hobbit or the prequels.
>>63175312
You sound like a fucking loser tbhfam, who gives a shit.
>>63174335
who the fuck is that
Avatar 2, 3, and 4 are coming you fucking idiots.
>>63192764
Galadriel
>>63192802
doesn't look like Cate Blanchett though
>>63192785
>Implying the first Avatar was good or memorable
Reminder that Arwen a shit and Aragorn made the wrong choice.
>>63175998
Choose wisely:
"Green Dragon Inn" or "Prancing Pony"?
new tolkien story being made into movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqP-WsaHlOE
>>63176226
>Naked Gun Trilogy
>Back to the Future Trilogy
>Rush Hour Trilogy
jesus fucking christ, never watch a films again you AIDS victim cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZT41szriWQ
>>63193250
hmm...
>merry hobbit pub with singing an drinks
or
>cold, harsh pub full of humans and susceptible to the occasional Nazgul assassination plus Bill Ferny
>>63193494
Perhaps the hobbits are so oblivious to the harshness of the world that their imagination is stricken by these fabled dangers like dragons, while some humans at Bree have had their share of danger and insecurity, and all they want is a tavern with a more comfy name.
>>63174335
you're a pleb desu senpai
>you will never experience a dwarven feast
>>63193594
>you will never taste the salted pork of Isengard larder
>>63175566
>theme of sci-fi fantasy
RRREEEEEEEE
>>63175312
All those moments will be lost in time...
... like...
... tears...
... in the rain...
>>63180328
this
>>63193494
or
>pub full of Hobbits who are overly wary of everything and everyone pertaining to the outside world and containing Hobbit-sized furniture and drinking vessels
vs.
>place where folk of all kind mingle and the beer comes in pints
>>63179334
Jesus what age are you? Did you not watch it in the cinema with your bros?
>>63175228
Roeper is that you?
>>63175312
I hope your spotless mind will find some sunshine that is eternal in your life mate.
Naaa naaa, na na na na na naa naaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAQOMm12ito
MUH
NOSTALGIA
>>63179334
>went to see movie around time when lotr came out
>mom didn't want to see a 2h+ movie so we ended up watching some other shit cant remember what
I love you mama but I can never quite forgive you for this
