>tfw you want to go watch Star Wars on release day
>almost certain there will be a cinema shooting
I just want to see it on release day without spoilers ffs
>>63171439
>on vacation in America while TFA comes out
>decide to go see it
>parking lot is totally empty except for some bullet casings scattered around
>assume that this is normal and go up to the window anyway
>get my ticket from an armed man in full body armor
>assume that this is just how they do it here, enter anyway
>firefight in progress in the lobby, dead bodies laying all over the place
>feel a hand on my shoulder
>"WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN MAN?"
>huge guy also in body armor pulls me down behind an arcade machine
>"YOU TRYNA GET YOURSELF KILLED?"
>panic, try and explain to him that I'm from Europe
>he ducks out from behind the machine, returning fire
>"ALRIGHT THIS YO CHANCE MAN GO GO"
>he shoves me and I sprint into the first theater I see (I usually get Mr. Pibb first but whatever)
>inside I can barely hear the film over the clapping and the gunfire
>the guy in the seat next to mine is dead, has a huge bucket of popcorn in his lap
>figure I might as well get free popcorn out of this deal so I reach over to grab it
>falcon swoops down and takes it
>get shot
>>63171715
Kek
At least you don't live right smack in the middle of Aurora and Columbine Valley, like I do.
>>63171439
>Work at movie theater
>buttering a shady single's popcorn
>notice his gun; don't panic
>give him his popcorn and don't ask for my mandatory tip
>my life is spared; he goes into the theater and shoots it up
>have to clean up all the bodies and blood afterwards
I guess that's karma
>>63171715
The falcon should be changed to an eagle. In context, we're talking about Star Wars so falcon connotes to Millenium Falcon not a bird, also the eagle and turkey are the birds of America not a fucking falcon, what's wrong with you? Change falcon to eagle and this is a three star greentext faggotry, minus the change it's zero stars.
Jokes assidr, I went to see The Good Dinosaur today. Jesus Christ it was like a playground, kids screaming, crying and shit, and at the end like half the crowd clapped. I wish I was joking
I ducking hate the theatres here
>>63171961
Hello newfag
>>63171715
>inside I can barely hear the film over the clapping and the gunfire
I'm an Ameristud and I say fine job sir
>>63172004
>mobilefags
>>63172004
Stop going to seed kids movies, retard.
>>63172004
At least some stupid as shit cunt didn't bring her baby into spectre and sit behind you. Fucking dumbshits thinking these movies are some kind of day care
>>63172004
Fuck did you expect going to see a Pixar movie?
>>63172055
There is no problem changing around pastas to suit context, that's the way it should be done actually. I'm not a newfriend, I know about The Cornish Immortal and WT Snacks, you probably never heard of either, so please don't reply to me as if you were an oldfriend, I don't believe you are or ever have been. That falcon should be an eagle and I rest my case.
What's wrong with clapping?
>tfw my company's renting out our theater and you have to be on a list to get inside so I have an extra layer of protection from dying
I'll come to your funeral, OP
Disney will have top security at cinemas for sure. Don't worry OP.
>>63172091
>he doesn't browse his Ethiopian moving picture forum on his gaymur pc
>>63172106
Except that did happen, it fucking pisses me off
The movie theatre isn't your daycare you ugly count
There were AT LEAST 4 baby's crying the whole time
>>63172104
I like all forms of animation and I generally wanna see any movie I can, even if it's a kids movie
>>63172118
Idk, not a ducking nightmare though, popcorn and shot was being thrown at me
THEY FUCKING CLAPPED
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME
BUT NO
THEH CLAPLED
>>63172162
THE PRODUCERS AND ANKMATORS ARENT THERE TO HEAR YOUR CLAPS
ITS USELESS AND LOUD AND ANNOYING
>>63172297
Theatres seriously need to enforce no child rules to movies above pg, bringing a baby into an M rated action flick and then trying to keep it quiet when an explosion wakes it from its slumber is ridiculous.
I remember the hard time theatres gave me when I was 13 trying to get into an M rated movie yet they allow parents to drag in these little shits without issue
>>63172339
So? It's for yourself. Winning and success is engraved in US culture (see Olympics/ World Wars), clapping is more reflexive than anything at this point.
How much can I sell it for /tv/
>>63172398
>M rated action flick
It's R ya dip.
You also don't have to be 18 to see one, you just have to be with someone who's 18 to see one.
>>63172488
>tfw only tickets left were dec 17th at 7:10pm
Expecting spoiler texts right before every major plot point
>>63172577
>my cuntry is the only cuntry
>>63172644
You expect me to believe there's a country that uses M as a film rating?
GET YO HAND OUT MY POCKET
>>63172630
>not turning off your phone in the theatre
>>63172756
>not checking in on Facebook
>not replaying to message mid movie
>not scrolling through Instagram during boring dialogue
>>63172756
Yeah and how do you plan to use ShotSpotter with phone off genius?
>detailed leaks posted months ago
>memers from reddit don't believe them
>everything released officially since then fits the leaks perfectly
tbqhwy i can't understand anyone who claims to be worried about spoilers. if you visit this board more than once a week you should already know everything that's going to happen
>>63173034
Tell me
>>63173034
Spill it then faggot
