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>I've been fortunate to have such a great career that has taken me all around the world but one place I will NEVER go again is England.
>Initially, I was super excited to go since a friend told me they have over 10 stations completely owned by the BBC. You can imagine my fury when I realised it was just soap operas about pathetic white people in poorly decorated apartments.
>After letting off a bit of steam with a Shane Diesel DVD, my daughter got me worked up again by telling me her pregnancy test was negative, AGAIN!
>I got straight on the phone to the concierge desk and screamed "Listen up Prince Fuckstick, I need the address of the nearest Interracial Breeding Grounds NOW!"
"We dun 'av nuffin like dat 'ere mate but deres a swingers club a coupla blocks away innit"
>"Is it BBC exclusive or what?"
"Don't fink so matey, sorry bout dat"
>I slammed the phone down, cancelled my shows and donated all proceeds to the NAACP and hopped the first plane back to LA just in time to drop my girl off at Kylie Jenner's birthday party. Fuck England.
