great quotes edition
>Have you noticed any change in Bart?
>New glasses?
>No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.
>Probably misses his old glasses.
>I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
>Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
>That's not what I meant.
>It was, Marge. Admit it.
>>63169697
currently streamin season 9
http://movietme.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=27&Itemid=604
Spoken: Help the human's about to excape
Get Your Paws Off Me You Dirty Ape
(gasp) He Can Talk x7
I Can Sing!!!
Ooo Help Me Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.
Chorus
Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before.
Chorus(2x)
I LOVE YOU, DR. ZAIUS
I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius.!
>I sleep in a race car, do you?
>I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
>Oh...Yeah...
>mfw the cecil episode
>>63169697
I CALL HIM GAMBLOR!
You've got damn fine coffee here in twin peaks
And damn good cherry pie!
>>63170743Brilliant
>>63170841
I have no idea what is going on.
>>63170494
I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.
>>63170743
>>63170841
>>63170856
>>63171437
Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer's brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer's brain: Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer's brain: Oh my God! He is coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (wink)
Homer's brain: (Scream)
Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
WAAAAUUUUUGGGHH! TEW MANY WEE ONNEESS!
- Willie
>>63173076
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK!
>I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backward through time!
>Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
>Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
>Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
>>63173092
'tis nothin more than what god gave me, ya puritan pukes
>>63173147
i dont get it
>>63172566
>maybe even a little curious
sells this entire dialogue
>>63173278
>Homer, I want too be loved
>... ... okay... .... I'll need some beer...
>>63173115
And how.
Now do classical gas.
>Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia
>Good Lord, what is happening in there?
>The Aurora Borealis?
>I need your help. I want to be loved.
>I see. Well... I'll need some beer.
>>63173462
>may I see it
>no
>>63173723
The way the camera closes in on Chalmers with each question of the lie slays me everything.
>You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
>Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more.
Would we appreciate old simpsons as much if it ended around s9?
>>63174301
A lot more
>>63169857
What's the point of streaming past season 8?
>>63174301
>>63174448
I think the Behind The Laughter episode is the perfect point to stop.
>I think I'm blind
>>63170494
goat line
>>63174669
>Your lifelong dream was to be a contestant on ‘The Gong Show’, and you did it in 1977, remember?
>We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught fire
>Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.
>>63173249
Me neither.
>>63169697
This episode disturbs me, Homer isn't featured much in it but everytime he is on screen something seems very off about his lines and delivery
>>63176332
that's actually just cobbled together ideas from the storyline waste basked. the intended episode was far more disturbing and deemed "unfit for audience (UFA)" due to one of the writing staff suffering a schizophrenic breakdown during the creation of the episode. i was working as a janitor at the production company at the time and someone showed me the original. it's horrifying. i think the footage is online somewhere, but i've never witnessed it myself.
>>63176883
Is this a bit? Are you doing a bit?
>>63170214
>>63170404
>Missing the truly best quote of that scene
Troy, have you ever heard of 'Planet of the Apes'?
UHHHHHHHHHH - the movie or the planet?
>Bart: Y'know, Grampa kinda smells like the trunk in the garage with the bottom's all wet.
>Lisa: Nuh uh, he smells more like a photo lab.
>Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man which is more like a hallway in a hospital.
>>63176883
Whoa.... Give us more dirt on the Simpsons writing sessions.
Simpsons will at least have a shot at doing a Star Wars parody in the future. Futurama can't do it because SW takes place in the past, naturally.
>>63176883
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but they've banned any further lost episode stories on the Creepypasta wiki m8
>>63170599
>Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered chief Hydrological Engineer a calling. >(Cecil clears throat)
>Yes, yes the Cappadocians, fine.
>Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
>Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
>>63176883
Unless you give the name of the writer I'll assume it's fake
Homer: What does "sequestered mean"?
Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel so that they cant communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Principal Skinner: It's when the jury cant agree on a verdict.
Homer: And "if"?
Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition of".
Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh. Free Willy.
I wish there was a whole episode of homer and skinner living together.
>I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.
>Moe: Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in...er, you know, one of them loser countries.
ANDY WILLIAMS
> I know you can read my thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
>yes
>Hey Huck. What's L-I-N-C-O-N doing here?
I dunno it's yer fannasee
>Hi Abe!
Hello Bart
>We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
>>63179274
>oh good... my laundry is done
>>63179694
>Little Bart (hits baseball)
>Little Lisa (hits baseball)
>Little Marge (swings and misses)
>And the rest!
>>63179524
Kek!!!!
>>63174448
That garbage stream only shows the shit episodes. They'll be back to Family Guy before long.
>The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco!
>Chilli cookoff b2b with X-Files episode
Why is S08 so GOAT?
