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>T-Thanks for the job Amazon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXo_d6tNWuY
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This racist right wing cock sucker is lucky to have a job he should shut the fuck up.
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>>63169705
Reddit: The Post
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>>63169500
You realize all three of them are filming their version of top gear and it's on amazon prime right? So yeah, I'd be saying thanks too, cause you know they got a zillion bucks for this.
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>DUDE DRONES WILL FLY SHIT TO YOUR HOUSE LMAO
what if I live in an apartment? will the drone just leave my new tv in the street to be stolen by the first nignog who walks by?

this is the stupidest service ever they should let the customer pilot the drones
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>>63169743
Reddit:The reply
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>>63169860
You honestly think they will be delivering to you in your ghetto inner city trash hole. Obviously it will be a service used by people that live in Suburban areas.
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>>63169743
/pol/ detected
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Fuck this gay technology.
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clarkson has always been a shill whats the prob
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>>63169917
>Reddit:The reply

No, not really
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>>63169975
You don't want shit delivered to your house in 30 minutes? Am I missing something here?
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>>63170097
I don't want a bunch of Amazon drones flying over my house at all hours of the day. Why should I have to sacrifice my privacy so you can order some cheap Chinese garbage?
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>>63169860
>this is the stupidest service ever they should let the customer pilot the drones
>please crash and/or damage our expensive drones
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>>63170020
Hey reddit!
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>>63170200
First of all they're flying at 400 ft. Also, what privacy. If you're in the public i.e. not in your house anyone can take a video/picture of you anyway.
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>>63170200
>worrying about an amazon drone spying on you when the NSA is literally recording all your emails

americukks
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>>63170200
>2015
>privacy
pick one
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inb4 these things get mauled by dogs en mass
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>>63169743
>>63169917
>>63170020
>>63170240

Reddit: The Board
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>>63170200
>get off my lawn: the post

yeah get rid of your tinfoil grandpa

they can just as easily spy on you using delivery trucks as well
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Why don't they just use drones to drop human detritus like feminists, minorities and syrian refugees into the ocean?
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I can't wait for the reports of people deliberately launching fireworks at these things, or otherwise knocking them out of the sky through other means and stealing the contents.
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>>63170589
I can''t wait for the reports of those people doing that getting arrested and having to pay for the damages of these expensive ass drones. Plus, that's stealing which is against the law.
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>>63170589
This will trigger an evolutionary change in niggers as they grow wings to steal parcels out of the sky.
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>>63169963
>targeting the middle class as your demographic
top kek I'm sure all 5 middle class families will jump right on this.

plus a lot of rich people live in apartments like hipsters in brooklyn. Dont be mad your idea a shit
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>>63170368
>>63170416
>>63170433
>>63170557
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>>63170645
And a lot more people live in houses with actual grass lawns, like real Americans. This is who the service will be catered to. You CLUCK!
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>>63169500
>did it for the steak and potatoes
also why is he calling it amazoom
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>>63170634
you actually have to work for that

rather than stealing shit off the doorstep or while the guy is delivering it in the truck
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>>63170200
really what are you worried about. do you have a meth lab or something divisible from the air
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>>63170618
I didn't say it was good, or the right thing to do. I said that it was inevitable.
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>>63169860
>living in an apartment

Top pleb
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>>63170634
>niggers
>evolution
You don't see anything wrong with that statement?
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MAD! MAD AS A MEXICAN'S DOG!
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>>63170766
I know right
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If you live in an apartment then why not just wait outside since it claims that it tells you when it's delivering this thing? I'm sure there's somewhere it can land out there
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>>63170706
Fuck off, FBI. Pick up your dragon dildos at the post office like a respectable American.
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>>63170847
The drone is like 6ft wide so landing on a busy sidewalk is a no go.

Maybe like 10 years from now there will be amazon landing pads or some shit like that at the end of each block corner.
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>>63170694
ok so you get a package delivered to you lawn and you don't pick it up straight away and someone still steals your new tv

it's still a shitty system to have your shit dropped off in a field. What if it rains?
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>>63170981
First of all, you fucking retard, the amazon drones don't deliver fucking TV's.

They deliver items less than or equal to 5lbs.


>What if it rains?
The box is encased in a water resistant box, do you even watch the video? Or do you have the same memory that of a goldfish?

>someone still steals
Someone can still steal any package delivered by a traditional delivery person. Also
>living in a shitty neighborhood subjected to crime.
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>not living literally RIGHT NEXT to an amazon warehouse

I literally get my items 5 minutes after I order them.
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>using amazon
back 2 reddit
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>>63171069
I dont care I still wont use the shitty service and I dont think other people will either.

I hope rednecks shoot down your drone
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>>63169860
>they should let customers fly the dones
>implying amazon wants to be held responsible for cleetus smashing the drone on the window of a car in the highway
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>>63171152
Well you can wait 2 days like the other poor degenerates.

>I hope rednecks shoot down your drone

I implore then to try. You know what happens when you point a laser at a 747? Enjoy getting fucked by the FBI and going to jail.

Yes these drones will be protected by the FAA, you really think Amazon engineers haven't thought out the whole logistics of this thing? Amazon will subsequently have them jailed for destruction of property and anything else they can pin them with.
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>>63170527
Hey reddit!
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>>63170200

>Amazon can see your back yard

HOLY FUCK MY PRIVACY.

So can anyone with access to a browser to visit google maps.
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>15 miles
so as long as you live within a 7.5 radius of the distribution center this will work great.

What a useless-ass technology.
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>>63171306
yeah I'm super scared the FAA is gonna use their telepathy to know I shot down the drone of a company they don't give a fuck about.

you're delusional if you think they could catch people in the mountains and shit.
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>>63170527
>Trying to deflect the subject
All me.
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>>63170200
You already don't have any privacy you fucking kek.

You're watched almost non-stop once you leave your house on camera, and even cheap satellites can see everything you do at your house, all the time.
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>>63172873
Watch out fellas, look like we got ourselves a badass over here!
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>>63169860
>they should let the customer pilot the drones

im 15 years old: the comment
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>soccer shoes
what does he mean by this?
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>>63173791
no fun allowed, the post
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