i am all but guaranteed to do something tonight dudes
>>63168084
he looks like my cousin desu
WELL SHIT
>Let's kill of the only good new character
WELL
SHIT
Spoilerchan can you repost if youre here?
WELL...
These writers need to take a page from Breaking Bad and MAKE SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPEN ALREADY
HOLY SHIT THE TOWN IS OVERRUN AND THEY HAVE STILL SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO MAKE IT BORING
CARL IS KILL THIS EPISODE.
FULL DEAD.
who /wellshit/ here?
ch-ch-ch-ch change
WELL SHIIIIEEEET
Deanna is a mediocre character. Bet she's the only character death this episode
OBAMA
>>63168084
I would fuck both Coral and his stuntwoman desu
MOTHER DICK
Of course Michael Bay makes a Benghazi movie
>HORDE OF HUNDREDS OF ZOMBIES FINALLY BURST INTO THEIR SANCTUARY WHEN A TOWER CRASHES DOWN, WHOLE PLACE SWARMING WITH DEATH AND DANGER
>WRITERS STILL FIND A WAY TO TURN THIS SCENARIO INTO PEOPLE SITTING AROUND IN A HOUSE TALKING
WE OUTCHEA
fuck off carl
>>63168192
>deena
>good
>>63168084
WHAT IF CARL WAS A BOY?
SHIIIIIIEEEEET
Xth for the Ricktatorship begins
This show has some of the worst fucking plot armor I've ever seen. Doesn't help that most of these characters are absolutely retarded.
>>63168210
mfw rosita gets off on being watched
>>63168192
she supposed to be dead in the comics i believe
KEEP MOVING onto a better show
>>63168200
Talking about Carl what happened to that kid who was going to shoot him?
>>63168084
Weeeeeeeeeeelllll shiiiit
My Waifu no!
>>63168084
COOOORALLLLLL!
13 hours seemed like a good movie until I saw that the name Michael Bay.
>well shieet
this show is a fucking joke
>>63168231
Compared to mom with edge kid and autism kid, tumblr doctor and redshirts 51-75
Yes
>>63168199
>Town gets invaded by zombies
>Spend the first thirty minutes showing people hiding
>You'll never fuck Merritt Wever
>>63168248
He was about to but the tower fell and they ran.. he had the gun in his hand
>>63168252
>hating on based Michael Bay
hello reddit
- Rick, Carl, Michonne, Deanna, Jesse, Gabriel, Ron, Sam and Judith hide in Jesse’s house. It is revealed that Deanna was bitten, she prepares to die and has some tearful conversations with Rick (“They are all your people now. Take care of them.”) and Michonne (“Find out what you want.”). Meanwhile, Ron goes insane and attacks Carl. Their fight attracts the walkers who break into the house. They are able to contain them by blocking them out with furniture but barely. Later, Carl confronts Ron and takes away his gun but doesn’t tell the others about his meltdown. As the walkers threaten to take down the barricades, they decide to mess themselves up with walker intestines and leave the house. They can’t take the weakened Deanna with them though who then decides that she’ll take care of it herself with her gun “when she’s ready”. They leave and carve their way through the walker crowd while Deanna decides to not shoot herself but instead shoot some of the walkers heading towards her (we don’t see her getting eaten though). The episode ends with the rest standing on the porch among the huge walker crowd and stupid little Sam repeatedly saying “Mom”.
>>63168248
HE'S GOING TO GET BIT AND SHOOT CARL IN THE FACE TO DEATH
>>63168252
>hating Michael Bay
go away Reddit
>>63168210
>she tells him to stop
>abe keeps fucking her
isn't this rape?
who else /eatinghotramennoodles/ here?
>>63168252
Pleb. Name one bad thing Bay has done that isn't named Transformers.
ya get shot by rickles' new son faggot
>>63168210
>self help section
>>63168199
>it's a 2 unlikable nobody characters having the same stupid morality conversation about killing in an isolated room while all the exciting action happens off-screen episode
Is tumblr doctor about to get strangled?
Leo for oscar, it's already ogre
All my hopes for this episode are vanishing.
>>63168224
kek
- Morgan and Carol take refuge in Morgan’s house while Denise is in the basement with the wolf. After overcoming her fear, Denise attempts to treat the wolf’s wound, basically joining Morgan’s “let’s change him” mission. Carol slipped before they made it into the house and she seems to have a concussion from the fall, which is later revealed to be a ruse to sneak into the basement. Carol wants to kill the wolf, Morgan won’t let her, a fight between them ensues, Morgan knocks Carol out, the wolf knocks Morgan out and then frees himself with a knife. It is then revealed that Tara, Rosita and Eugene were in the same house the whole time and they stumble into that whole scenario. The wolf takes Denise hostage and demands their guns which they do hand over. The episode ends with the wolf and Denise leaving the house, heading towards the walker crowd.
>>63168310
Pearl Harbor.
>>63168246
Well Pete was suppose to kill her and let douglas live.
But they made her the leader instead of the husband being the leader like in the comic. The change wasn't so bad though.
>yfw she is the best looking female on the show
>>63168283
god i hope not. that sounds fucking stupid
>>63168252
>Implying Bad Boys 1 and 2 are bad movies
>Implying Armageddon is a bad moie
>Implying half of Pearl Harbor is a bad movie
>>63168308
>tfw ramen suddenly gives me mudbutt
tried it twice, same result
>>63168252
what kind of depressed faggot doesn't like Bay+splosions+dead sandniggers?
Benghazi movie right before Democratic primaries and election made by Michael Bay. Well done Shillary and Jewish overlords.
>>63168356
That's not Maggie
>>63168356
pedo bait
where did that Revenant movie come from? that actually looks pretty cool
>>63168341
No Negan speculation?
Finally, we get a post-credits scene: Daryl, Sasha and Abraham are captured by some biker gang blocking the road. I’ll just say that the final word of the episode is “Negan”.
Why are they always in a quiet place having a discussion?
A nuke could be going off down the street and Rick would have them all in a dark kitchen somewhere whispering stupid plan after stupid plan.
How do i get my wifes son into this show, whenever his fathers spends the night they have so much in common, any ideas.
>>63168356
need those lips in mah penis
Post yfw Shane returns
>>63168283
>not having the mid season end with blond lady's family being devoured
why drag it out?
>ZOMBIES SWARMING OUTSIDE
>BITCH CLOSES CURTAINS AND CHARACTERS HAVE HEART TO HEARTS
makes sense pham
>>63168349
I mean yeah it's shitty love story that's about as forced as they come, but goddamn the actual bombing was cool as fuck
>>63168384
Supposedly his name is said at the end
>>63168389
final word of the episode is Nigger?
>>63168308
Will join you soon
Jesus Christ. Every time I think there is finally going to be some zombie fighting action, the characters once again run and hide in some building and we spend the rest of the episode with them sitting in the dark tying to sound deep and philosophical until something retarded happens and the zombies leave.
>>63168405
nothing happens, everything ends on a cliffhanger
>>63168389
>Sasha becomes part of the Negan harem
>Abe and Daryl become Negan's top fighters
Please let this happen.
>>63168397
Why is the father sleeping over in your home?
>>63168381
Implying this whole board isn't full of edgy 18 year olds
>>63168407
What are they supposed to do dumbass? Go outside and get overpowered? Sit inside and do nothing? Dumbass
>>63168400
it's been so long, I've forgotton...was Shane beheaded or shot in the head? or is he still lumbering around as a zombie
>>63168400
>>63168397
Sit down and talk to him about it over a freshly microwaved grilled cheese sandwich.
>>63168362
>>63168308
I need to get some F.A.M.
I might have missed it but where has the new darkie Heath been as well as the gay guy?
>I want this place to work.
HAHAHA! Yeah, sure it will work.
>there's a benghazi movie
jesus christ.
CARL CUT YOUR GOD DANG HAIR
KORL A SHIT
Has Michonne done anything relevant in the past two seasons?
Also here comes Ron going apeshit
IT'S
HAPPENING
Here it comes
Ron: The Reckoning!
ITS HAPPENING!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
ITSA ME WARIO
This twink on Twink action is getting me hot and bothered.
>so was yours
Blown the fuck out
>>63168438
He got put down twice remember silly?
>so is yours
shots fired
>>63168438
Stabbed to death by Rick.
Shot in the head by Carl when he revived.
HERE IT COMES
>>63168433
>edgy
that word again
WHY DO ALL THE KIDS LOOK STRUNG OUT?
>FOR YOU
What did she mean by this?
>your dad is a killer
>so is yours
DAYM!!
BTFO
>>63168399
>"in" mah penis
Why the fuck is this kid trying to kill coral? what the fuck????
>we're all gonna make it
ty based Zyzz ;_;
BACK UP
COOORAAALLLLL
CORAL
AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD GO BLIND HERE WE GO BOYS
>>63168416
>>63168224
>Zombie fighting episode
>Dumb shit happens because it's hard to make fighting zombies entertaining without doing stupid shit since they'd be incredibly easy to take out
>oh my god TWD is so retarded
/tv/ is impossible to please
now the zombos can open gate latches lol
>>63168510
oops
In the house....
30 MINUTES IN AND LITERALLY NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
damn coral, good job
THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE THERE'S THE AXE
Is there a bigger beta than Ron?
>>63168479
oh yeah, thats right
ARE YOU READY!!!!!
WAY TO FUCK THINGS UP RON
Kooooooraaaaaal
Whats with the lack of zombie children running around?
>>63168511
he thinks Carl keked him with Enid so now his life is over
>big dick Rick protecting his kid
Hnnnnnng
THE MERCIFUL HAND OF CARL
How many "it's not like it used to be" speeches so far?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>63168399
>need those lips in mah penis
>>63168427
He is over often actually, his mother says his father should be more in his life.
Coral you fucking alpha
LOL
>GET BTFO
>DON'T KILL HIM
>HE BAILS YOU OUT
I've literally eaten my entire snack already because nothing is going on.
>>63168543
I would be so excited if it weren't already confirmed that none of the deaths or the eye loss are happening this episode
coral needs to cut his fucking hair
lmao, good shit corol
CORAL BRINGING THE BANTS
BASED CARL
BTFO
T
F
O
BASED CARL
Fucking REKT
TOLD THE FUCK OUT
that was pretty cool coral
shoulda killed ron though
Carl with the real talk
POINT BREAK LADS
GODDAMN CORAL ALPHA AS FUCK
RON STATUS: BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>your dad was an asshole
shiiit, carl is based kinda
CORAL BTFO RON
"YOUR DAD WAS AN ASSHOLE"
>>63168577
Your dick isn't that big anyway
BASED CARL TELLING IT LIKE IT IS
RONFAGS B T F O
ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD
ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD ASSHOLE DAD
did carl just become the best character?
YOUR DAD WAS AN ASSHOLE
>your dad was an asshole
BASED CARL IS BACK HAHAHAHAH
>IT ALMOST HAPPENED
GOD DAMMIT
STOP PUTTING IT OFF
CORAL LAYIND DOWN THE LAW
FUCK YOUR DEAD DAD!
OH BOY POINT BREAK
the reason I was watching
>>63168565
Four, at least
E Y E
Y
E
>POINT BREAK remake
I can't even manage to be disappointed anymore.
>>63168399
>-IN- mah penis
>>63168567
>emojis
>ghetto laugh face
Are /tv/ shitposters so disconnected from reality that you don't realize that most people who have a phone use that face?
OH GEE NOTHING HAPPENED
are you fucking kidding me?
a point break remake?
>>63168554
are you serious? Wow i hate these fucking people.
ACTING!!!
CORAL STATUS:
A L P H A
A S
F U C K
>>63168628
That's why he wears the sheriff hat
Carltatorship when?
Ron on suicide watch
Ron is the worst
>>63168577
I want to caress you gently baby
>Take a guy's girlfriend and call his dad an asshole
CARL THE ALPHA
>amc spending 5 minutes teasing us with the eye shot
>>63168608
Man I used to bop the bologna to Chloe all the time
>>63168084
>6 seasons in
>they still get raided by zombies
God damn it someone wouldve found a way to dispose of zombies safely and efficiently.
couldn't he have said douchebag, cunt, pice of shit or something
>asshole
literally reddit
>>63168661
Oh ho ho ho
Ok Carl gets some based points
Too bad he'll get BTFO next episode
>>63168661
he's still a virgin
and he has had plenty of chances
>alpha
Tfw owe 500 bucks to the IRS
>>63168663
Soon in the comics
rick is going to die in the war with alpha
you can cap this too
PLACE YOUR BETS
WILL CARL LOSE HIS EYE TONIGHT
do u guys think enid would date me and keep it a secret from the world cuz our love is forbidden????
>Ray Liotta
>J-Lo
Shades of JUST
>>63168688
look, he didn't say shitlord
>>63168536
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THIS UNEVENTFUL
IT'S THE FUCKING MID SEASON FINALE
>>63168577
our little baby is getting bigger
CORAELLLLLLLLL
>>63168708
Confirmed he won't
reminder that nothing fucking happens and everything is left unresolved for 3 months
Azn is a qt
That blonde is that kid's mom
why did he say his mom is deadbe nice
RON Status: Stoppable
>corl will never c.uck you
Just kill me now
Why the fuck would Carl not say what happened?
>>63168719
>expecting something to happen in fucking nothing: the show
>>63168641
>there will be a roadhouse remake
>there will be a big trouble in little China remake
>there will be a lethal weapon remake with an all female cast
What did ROn say to Carl while he was holding the door?
reminder that if carol's daughter sophie had survived we'd have this in every episode
Ron is going to kill someone tonight.
>Carl finally gets kinda based
>literally right before he dies
THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS WITH THIS SHIT
>>63168688
oh i get it cuz douchebag, cunt, "pice" of shit are only what edgy fags say
Dum dum dum
the FTWD airplane shit is better than the actual show
So Carl and Ron will reach a sort of understanding and respect each other, then Enid will show up and Ron will suddenly go full retard fo dat stank puss
Because no new characters are allowed to live and any that the group manage to become friends with die instantly.
>>63168749
Carl is an alpha who doesn't need parental supervision
>>63168700
a real alpha saves himself for the one and doesn't give into temptationor in coral's case just some literal fucktoy from the enemy's side
>>63168749
Snitches get stitches
>>63168731
He was speaking figuratively. It ain't like it used to be.
that plane zombie thing is more interesting than the episode...
>>63168749
because rick would shoot ron in the dick
>>63168763
fuggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
>>63168719
Wow its not THE season finale, they work hard for us viewers show some respect. - some leddit user probably
>stronk teenage gurl ninjas
Into the Memelands everyone
>>63168749
2 eyed Carl has sympathy. 1 eyed Carl don't give a fuck.
>>63168735
That shit was good, limited time only though, at least they have it in burrito form now, you have to ask for sour cream though
>>63168749
SNITCHES
T
I
T
C
H
E
S
oh yea there's a fucking baby lol
KILL HIM CARL
>>63168760
>a lethal weapon remake with an all female cast
NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
Who ready to see rick chop a ho's hand off
>Your dad's an *bleep* hole
really AMC?
>>63168760
>>there will be a lethal weapon remake with an all female cast
wow fucking 2001 kiddo, it'll be transgender single cell robot ameboas
>>63168777
>a real alpha saves himself for the one and doesn't give into temptation
this is what wizards actually believe
How do I stop being beta bros? I'm tired of not getting any girls, can the alphas of /tv/ give me some advice?
jesus what a dumb bitch
The autist can't stop listening to the same song on repeat.
Jesus christ, deanna.
Shit episode but at least i dont have to see that ugly cunt beth
>you will never see Deanna eating Judith's flesh
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fucking lmao
>>63168763
and now we're stuck with a big nosed emo bitch
>deanna
fucking kill her already
>>63168749
they would suspect Carl when he later kills Ron.
IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL ME!
Is Rick going to give her one last pleasure?
>>63168809
>Starring Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer
>>63168826
not available on dish?
>>63168760
>lethal weapon remake with all female cast
Could work with the right casting and not going full DUDE VAGINA tier
>>63168749
He doesn't need an adult to handle his problems.
Rick should have just killed her. He's gonna have to do it anyway in a few hours.
>Deanne finally going to release us from the dumb baby
>Rick walks in
Damn it
>>63168824
>alphas of /tv/
>>63168846
not for long
>>63168454
Knocked Rick THE FUCK out
>>63168763
she's not even attractive
>>63168818
They didn't bleep it though?
>>63168824
SS+GOMAD
>Someone has to be with you at all times
>just not me
>later bitch
