The greatest Blackadder scene.
What is it?
>>63166605
a wibble.
The ending of course
>>63166626
Nursie, I like it firm and fruity! Am I happy to see you or did I just put a CANOE in my pocket?
>>63166605
Rowan Atkinson actually looked handsome with a beard
>British television
not even once
Baldrick!? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
>>63166819
Back to scrubbing my toilet, Pavel.
>>63166605
>hand me that black cap I'll be needing it
>deny everything baldrick
>>63166605
The exchange between Vyvan and Rick at the end of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP1vSIOmCc4
>>63167781
>You are Private Baldrick?
>NO!
>Uh, but you are Captain Blackadder's friend?
>NO!
>Come on, Baldrick, it's me!
>NO IT ISN'T!
>>63166605
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdHUgaRyw2o
>>63166605
>Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics
>>63170064
>Chairs!? You have chairs in your house!?
>WICKED CHILD!
>In my house, Nathaniel sits on a spike!
>I sit on Nathaniel, two spikes would be an extravagance!
>We shall just have to stick forks in our legs between courses.
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>>63166788
I fapped to this scene many a time.
Great Boo's....up!
"Bugger"
>Just last week Prime Minister Pitt called me an "idle scrounger", and it wasn't until ages later that I thought what a clever thing it would have been to have said "OH BUGGER OFF YOU OLD FART!"
Ask them who they'd rather meet, Squadron Commander Flasheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen, and they'd go for Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time.
>>63166605
>May I offer my most sincere contrafilularities?
>I'm antispeptic...frasmotic...even compunctuous to have caused such severe pericombobulations
>I will return...interfrastically
Strangely enough Baldrick, it was Pope Gregory IX, inviting me for drinks aboard his steam-yacht “The Saucy Sue”, currently wintering in Montego Bay with the England Cricket team and the Balinese goddess of plenty.
MACBETH
Whatever this guy's deal was.
>Now fellows, if I stand any more heroically than this I'm in danger of seriously disappointing my future queen.
>>63174706
If you're American then I'm not sure they have that there but there's a long standing tradition of joke candidates/parties in British political races. Here in Canada for example, we had the Rhinoceros Party who's platforms included giving everyone in the country a petri dish so they could all have their own unique culture.
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>>63167981
is there a man alive capable of more disdain and contempt in one facial expression than Rowan Atkinson?
>Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart!
>Yours, with the deepest respect etcetera etcetera. Signed, George.
>P.S. Woof, woof!
YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S LEGS
>>63174805
We have those, but it's not as much a cultural thing.
>Prince George:
"I say, Blackadder, are you sure this is the PM? Seems more like an oily tick to me. When I was at school, we used to line up four or five of his sort, make 'em bend over, and use 'em as a toast rack."
>Pitt the Younger:
"It doesn't surprise me, sir, I know your sort. Once, it was I who stood in the big, cold schoolroom, a hot crumpet burning my cheeks with shame. Since that day, I have been busy every hour God sent, working to become Prime Minister and fight sloth and privilege wherever I found it."
>Blackadder:
"I trust you weren't too busy to remove the crumpet."Pull up a muffin, sit yourself down.
>Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my FACE!
>Hello? Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice! And before five hundred girls all go 'oh, what's the point in living any more?' I'm talking about petrol! Woof! Send someone along to pick me up. General Melchett's driver will do, she hangs round with a big knob, she'll be used to a fellow like me. Woof!
>No, not in half an hour you rubber desk-johnny! Send the bitch with the wheels right now or I'll fly back home and give your wife something to hang her towels on!
Just a wild stab in the dark.
Which it what you'll be getting if you don't start being more helpful.
Why walk all the way to London when you can make a fortune lying on your back!?
>>63166605
>Any casual girlfriends?
>Skirt? Ha! If only. When I joined up we were still fighting colonial wars. If you saw someone in a skirt you shot him and nicked his country.
>>63167964
Oh wow I forgot about that scene and consequently that Edmondson was in it.
>George: Look what I got for you sir.
>Blackadder: What?
>George: It's the latest issue of "King & Country". Oh, damn inspiring stuff; the magazine that tells the Tommies the truth about the war.
>Blackadder: Or, alternatively, the biggest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service.
>George: Come, come, sir. Now, you can't deny that this fine newspaper is good for the morale of the men.
>Blackadder: Certainly not, I just think that more could be achieved by giving them some real toilet paper.
>George: I'm not with you at all, sir, what could any patriotic chap have against this magnificent mag?
>Blackadder: Apart from his bottom?
>>63175481
>Thank you, young crone, here is a purse of monies...which I'm not going to give to you.
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>>63171144
This whole episode.
>sounds almost exactly like f...
We have put....a bag over his head!
>>63175993
Devil's DUMPLINGS!
>>63175993
this is the works of the BEELZEBUB
>>63175993
>Sounds a bit like....bum!
slackbladder
WHAT A POOF
>>63175993
>My, you really are a novice at this, Melchett, why you're not even wearing a pair of comedy breasts!
>Au contraire...
Blackadder the first does not get the recognition it deserves and I mad.
>>63175098
>suddenly, Tom Baker
whoever's posting these quotes, please please don't ever, ever
stop
>>63176001
>Blackadder's attempt to do a "deep and booming voice".
>>63176230
What's so redeemable about it? It pales in comparison to the other seasons
>Percy: I say Edmund, it was jolly kind of you to share your breakfast.
>Blackadder: Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
>Percy: Yes, I heard that.
>Blackadder: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.
>>63176230
It has some good slapstick.
The part where Edmund steals a horse by pretending to bow to a lady riding side-saddle, then just throwing her off always gets a good laugh.
>>63176230
It has a fantastic score. I think in the Black Seal there is a piece that runs only a few bars but is so fucking good.
>>63176230
>Morning, Doncaster.
>The grave opens up before me like a....big hole in the ground.
>>63175993
Miriam Margoyles is the best guest Blackadder guest star this side of Rik Mayall
>>63174805
>the Rhinoceros Party who's platforms included giving everyone in the country a petri dish so they could all have their own unique culture.
>I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.
>>63176603
>I've got a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it
I'm as happy as a Frenchman who has just invented a pair of self-removing trousers.
>>63176436
What's so redeemable about it?
Brian Blessed you dumb cunt!Literally nothing else though, Blackadder 1 was weak as dicks
Without contest, it's when Percy discovers the secret of making Green.
>>63176230
>that episode where Edmund escapes an arranged marriage with a hideous fat princessbut gets roped into a different arranged marriage to a seven year old princess, and his "honeymoon" is reading a bed time story to her at six o clock in the evening
That episode was also hilariously homophobic and would never fly today.
>>63176669
It's not really a nugget, it's more of a splat.
>>63176643
If you want good Brian Blessed then I recommend you watch I Claudius instead.
>>63171144
MY FRIEND
... IS A MISSIONARY...
>>63176635
I say, Blackadder, you look as happy as a fellow who thought a cat had done its business on his pie, but it turned out to be an extra big blueberry!
>>63176721
ON HIS LAST VOYAGE, HE BROUGHT BACK THE CHIEF OF A FAMOUS TRIBE
HIS NAME
IS GREAT...BOO
I can never take Hugh Laurie seriously in anything. I see him as House and can only think of
>Up diddly up! Down diddly down! Whoops, poop, twiddly dee! Decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron, bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines...capture, torture, escape, and then back home in time for tea and medals!
>>63166605
The Dictionary episode.
The whole lot.
>>63176879
Bless the Prince Regent.
>>63176628
>As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
>>63176905
We hail Prince George! We hail Prince George!
I heard there's some good money to be made down at the docks, doing favours for sailors
>>63167964
>"What a poof!"
Laughtracks fuck it up desu senpai
Once there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick, and he lived happily ever after.
Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Yeah! It's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.
the last episode was so sad
Obviously the greatest scene is the final scene of Blackadder Goes Forth where all the jokes end and they all march to their deaths across no mans land
>>63177015
SAUSAGE!? Oh blast your eyes!
>Any girl who wants to chain herself to MY railings and suffer a jet movement gets MY vote!
>>63176230
It's really the only good series. Most humorous, decent storyline, solid cast of characters, great set design.
>>63174524
Sausage? SAUSAGE?!
>>63166605
Good luck everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3-Gt7mgyM
I liked Blackadder 1
there i said
>>63179225
One thing I always admired about British comedy is that they know when to end.
the part where laurie is pretending to be the servant and they keep hitting him
>>63175948
Loved that bit
>>63180409
Stephen fry looked pretty dashing as the Duke no homo
>>63180474
MEEEEHHHHH
>>63175993
This whole fucking episode.
>See the little goblin, see his little feet
>and his little nosey-wose, isn't the goblin sweet?
>YES!
>And Squiffy the Squffy Squirrel went
>MEEP MEEP MEEP
>Never, in all my years, have I encountered such cruel and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the church?
'HUMBUG HUMBUG! , would you like a humbug baldrick?'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7xsGHMdNEA
CAN YOU SEE THIS SON OF SATAN ANYWHERE IN THIS COURTROOM?!
>>63180474
It takes a special kind of ugly to look bad in a Napoleonic era uniform considering it's main function was looking handsome.
That being said, Fry had a very unconventional handsomeness to him back in the day.
>>63166605
Anything with Lord Flashheart.
>>63180374
This
compare the UK and US office.
UK office - 2 seasons and a special, 14 episodes total
US office - 9 seasons, 201 episodes total
and we all know how shit that show turned into
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmk4PfuiPVY
>>63180603
>Man, animal, vegetable or mineral...I'll do anything to anything!
>>63180374
If only Peep Show knew to end at series 4...
