>That doesn't count. He was already dead
>H-He was twitching
>He was twitching because he's got my axe buried in his nervous system
So how did Gimli know about a nervous system?
>>63156735
How do you?
>>63156759
Da Vinci?
Are you implying Middle Earth had a great thinker of its time...and the films didn't mention his name?
>millenials think society before their birth was composed of barbaric monkeys
Middle Earth existed for thousands of years before the events of the movie, of course they had basic notions of medicine.
>>63156735
how did a new born uruk-hai know about menus?
>>63156797
>Da Vinci
>not Leonardo
Spot the retard
>>63156797
underrated reply.
Because he's been hitting niggas with an axe for years.
It was an ingredient on the menu dropped by the Uruk band they killed.
>>63156735
The ancient Greeks figured out the world was round.
>>63156814
with wizards doing all sorts of shit in middle earth, you'd think a Doctors profession is barely needed
>>63156906
>>63156852
So, do uruk hai or orc schools exist?
Maybe they just do born with all the info they need on their brains.
>>63156984
>>63157299
I wondered this when Saruman makes his speech, telling them to head to Helms Deep...Did he draw them a map or something?
>how did Gimli know about a nervous system?
he didnt, this line was added by Peter Hackson and were the early warning signs that he was a hack.
>>63157387
Well, Tolkien was against indistrualization, the orcs and uruk hai are industry.
They are created in production lines to be disposable soldiers that need no teaching or tutoring, they are just born to do what they are told and they know all they need to know the moment they are born.
>>63156996
> still believing the Earth is Round meme
>>63157503
But thats just leaving a lot of risk in a 10,000 strong Uruk-hai army going the wrong way to Helms Deep.
>>63157617
They were pre programed. They knew middle earth.
