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Are you excited for Star Wars /tv/?
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>>63149550
no
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Of course, I'm not racist
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I'm tired of star wars
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he looks like live-action terraformars
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>>63149550
Not really. Filename and image aside, Lucas isn't even involved anymore, and even though he's hit-or-miss he did have an interesting approach to things, unlike JJ Abrams who has never made anything which wasn't lowest common denominator pandering and who also ruined Star Trek.

First Star Wars released in my lifetime which I'm not going to see in a theater, and it's 100% because of JJ Abrams
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>>63149589
>mfw this will be used unironically as an argument against people who legitimately don't like it
>mfw i have no face
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Yes!
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>>63149550
Just for the shitposting desu.
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>>63149550
Is that a Templar in the smoke on the left?
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>>63149550
>OOGA BOOGA WHERE DEM WHITE WOMYN AT
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>>63149787
Do people not get tired of the same memes everyday? The birthing hips meme was always more exiting desu
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>>63149550

I'm not excited for anything anymore. I'm 33 and Fallout 4 already came out.
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my excitement is proportional to the width of Boyega's hips
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I saw some trailer in the cinemas.

This lad was wielding a blue light saber. Does that means he's a jedi?
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>>63150251

> Does that means he's a jedi?

No. Anyone can pick up a lightsaber. Han does in ESB.
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Ive never seen a star wars movie in my life
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>>63150386
I heard somewhere that he's partially (really small) sensitive to the force.
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>>63149658
Admit it its the nigers. Oh yeah you did say its cause of Kek Kek Abrams so yeah that means cause nigers.
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>>63149550

>people get sick of CGI monsters
>hire a 100% real monster instead

I mean just look at that mouth.

brava JJ
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>>63149658
I feel about the same way. hated the prequels and its a huge reason why I don't like star wars as much but I still would rather have Lucas make/produce the next 3.

I hate the camera they are using to. everything just looks to real. I'm glad its not as heavy with the cg but it looks too realistic
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>>63149550
already over it.
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>>63150470
But I like niggers performing for my entertainment. That's perfectly normal and non-controversial. It's JJ Abrams, who hasn't ever made a good movie, whom I have the issue with.
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>>63149550
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I get excited, then I think of the possibility of some guy shooting up the theater I'm in, and then I don't get excited anymore.
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>>63150513

But don't you want to #chooseyourside ? Don't tell me you're still signing into Google like a pompous Jedi.

https://www.google.com/starwars/
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>>63150579
Think you should just bring a falcon with you. Mine took the bullet for me once--- she was a good friend.
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No. To be honest the trailers sank my expectations to an all time low.

I honestly think that the prequels will be better.
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>>63150695
elaborate
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>>63150644
What does that do, give u Ads?
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>>63150527
On what criteria was JJ chosen to direct this trilogy?
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>>63150882
star trek reboot.
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>>63149550
I knew that image reminded me of something
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No, the more excited you are the more of a dissapoitment it will be when the ugly chimp will ruin the whole movie.
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>>63150925
He's really unfortunate. He really looks like a chimp.

I mean Lando is super handsome compared to him.
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>>63150882

he's a jew that has proven to his higher ups he can make money
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>>63150925
we get it, you're racist
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>that pic
Is Robot Chicken doing Star Wars episodes agin?
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>>63151022
we get it, you're addicted to bbc
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no
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>>63149550
>>63149550
I literally thought that this was a planet of the apes screencap at first
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>>63151057
not
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>>63150454
BIG
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>>63151022

spade = spade

deal w/ it
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>>63151080
at
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>>63150882
He's only directing the first film.
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>>63149550

Yes, but based on footage we've seen so far and both JJ's Star Treks I expect it to be mediocre blockbuster, fun but forgetable.
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>>63151107
all
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>>63151057
>>63151080
fucking JJ.

at least give Lucas credit. everything he comes up with is fucking original and imaginative. This is just a rehash.
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>>63150878
Changes google apps to the side you pick
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>>63151107
I really hate the cinematography. who did it so I can never hire him?>

fucking Rebels looks more in line with star wars than this.
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Interest in this movie is a good way of singling out people I want nothing to do with.
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>>63151181
Daniel Mindel
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>>63151255
sheesh this guys work sucks. about the only good one he's done is shanghai noon. I think he just got lucky.

everything else he's done reminds me of tv movie tier. his camera work is just soo average. like he doesn't understand how cinema should be lit. unless he likes everything to be "real" and like a tv show.
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>>63151107
Looks like something out of the power rangers
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>>63151336
It sounds like a perfect fit then since Disney wants the marvel formula for star wars
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>>63149658
This guy gets it.

JJ Abrams is a master of taking certain franchies and turn them into mindless, generic sci-fi schlock.

Hence why Star Trek and Star Wars looks the same.
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>>63151022
We're all born racist. Some can just suppress it better than others.
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>>63151434
it kind of works for marvel but those movies are disposable.

star wars should stand the test of time. but I guess the bar is set low these days.
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>>63151135
fun fact, the same spot released in latinamerica doesn't show maz kanata
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>>63152770
why? they don't like pumpkin babies?
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>>63149550
Nope.
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>>63149550
No, boyega is a terrible actor.
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>>63149550
is this him ejaculating in the white woman?
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No because the more I see of this Boyega guy the more annoying/over-acting he appears
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>>63149550
not really. Boyega seems to over act, while Ridley under acts. Based Oscar isn't going to have a large enough role to save this new cast/trilogy
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luke is punished Vader
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>>63149550
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>>63149550
what a monkey
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>>63149550
Yeah. But I can't even talk about it with anyone because I'm either a "cuk" for liking it or a "racist" for disliking it. Fucking tumblrshits and /pol/fags wanna ruin everything.
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>>63149660
Thats not going to happen though
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>>63151336
He did some good work with Tony Scott
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>>63149550
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>>63151022
Fuck off back to Tumblr.

We're all racist to some degree.
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>>63158174
Thats some nice projection. But you can just call me tumblr because I disagree with you.
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>>63149550
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>>63159103
I'm not
>>63151022
you fucking retard.
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Yeah.
Only for the good time's we'll have here, though.
The memes will be plentiful.

Just like TDKR, most of us will end up liking the new SW movie just because we'll associate it with laughter and good times.
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>>63149550

I hope Poe isn't the guy who dies ten minutes after meeting him.
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>>63149550
Not really, I'm really not a fan of the direction they went in.

I don't care if the main leads are a black guy and some wooden bitch, but the fact that they went so out of their way to cast for "diversity" really turned me off the movie.

It will probably be just average anyway.
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No. I don't like Abrams style.
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>>63151080
What a fucking faggot, fucking kike JJ.
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>>63151057
POTTERY
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>>63149550
His star treks were pandery, this is obviously gonna be pandery but star wars would suit the pandery way abrams panders more than the glossy star treks.

Am curious
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>>63159632
Hahah, black man and gorilla hahahahhahhahahahhahahahah
RACIST!!!!!!!!
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Is this a screencap from the next planet of the apes prequel?
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>>63159103
what.
how is that the implication you drew from that image at all.
are you a retard
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>>63159727

Thats not a gorrila you fucking retard.
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I hadn't seen all of the prequels, and so I decided to watch all three over the weekend.

I just finished, and they're not as bad as everyone makes them out to be. Yes, the first is shit, but the second and parts of the third make up for that.

Does anyone have a webm of the youngling startled by anakin's saber dapping to power? Made me fucking gulp.
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>>63159797
I prefer to refer to all blacks as gorillas, soas to infer their intellectual inferiority. Oh and your mother loves the throb of orangutan penis while entering her gaping asshole
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>>63150470
All JJ Abrams' movies are formulaic blockbusters that get to 7/10 at best. It's quite clear Force Awakens will be too. Very simple. Doesn't matter if all the actors are lily white.
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>>63151057
left out the scene that copies Apocalypse Now
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>>63153642
>Boyega seems to over act,
he doesnt really seem to over act tbqh. and besides look at the prequals. Based Sheev new wat a mess the prequals where and was over acting and having fun cause he knew the whole movie was a mess. Boyega must kno it too
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>>63149550
Not excited enough to risk getting shot by going to the premiere but I'll probably watch it the following Monday.
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>>63149550
Star Wars was always garbage but now its just pandering garbage. It cannot be any good, its literally impossible because they want to pander to you.
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>>63153642
Ridley and Boyega just seem perfectly mediocre from the trailers, with boring predictable characters as well. They're both young though, and it's a big blockbuster movie, so them not being great and their characters being cliched wouldn't be surprising.
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>>63160765
This. It's a two-hour excuse to show off light swords, laser guns, space ships, and hairy aliens in generic blockbuster form to the demographic that wants to see that, which is quite a lot of people.
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>>63150492
>I'm glad its not as heavy with the cg but it looks too realistic
>it looks too realistic
>too realistic
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>>63150470
Holy shit, you're like a living 4chan cliche.
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>>63160977

That was a problem with digital 4k cameras. It took audiences a while to get used to the sharpness. The digital look is 'too real' not good or bad, it just takes the viewer out of the action, which is a crime. Once the audience becomes accustomed to that 'too real' look, they'll look at film stock differently.

I don't know what camera they're using on Ep7, but I know it's runs film stock - but yeah, it does have that 'too real' quality to it and it shouldn't.
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>>63150473
underrated post
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was /tv/ always this bad? I dont remember it always being this bad.
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>>63162139
what's reddit's problem with this thread?
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>>63162262
Yeah, maybe it has always been this bad.
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>>63151006
Lando is super handsome period.
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>>63151546
Racism is learned behavior.
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>>63162535
It's partly innate and partly "learned" or "unlearned." People (and every other type of animal) are cautious or suspicious of others for differences far less stark than race.
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I was but I'm so goddamn tired of seeing it everywhere that I'm already sick of it.
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I preordered tickets, I get to see it early because I'm a normie who just likes star wars. Kylo Ren looks cool.
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>>63162807
No man, it's familiarity and learned response. People aren't born hating other people it is something that they learn from their family and environment. If a white child is adopted by black parents and raised as a baby around black people in a black environment, guess what, black people appear normal to the child. Other people treat the child differently because they can see his or her race, but we are talking about what is going on in the child's mind. Our entire racial identities are assigned to us by our society and the popular imagery in our media.

http://www.newsweek.com/what-adopting-white-girl-taught-one-black-family-77335
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>>63149550
nope
>JJ admits to casting black people because of white guilt, so shoe horns ugly and uncharismatic dude as one of the leads
>first clip from the movie comes out of Finn and Rey running from First Order troops on rebels, and Ridley is finally exposed as a terrible actress
>plot is an episode 4 rehash (death star, rescuing someone on it, hero from a desert planet, Kylo Ren being a dollar store Vader, etc)
>Luke Skywalker's ROTJ heroics are likely made unimportant, he defeats the sith as a barely trained jedi but 30 years later can't handle the first order or a vader fanboy
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>>63163290
>black family adopting a white girl

How is this not considered child abuse?
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>>63150094
>Where da white women at?

That meme is from 1974 and still going strong.
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>>63149550
just saw the recent TV spot.

boogalooga was in pretty much every shot.

he had better be good. because he's clearly the entire movie apparently.
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>>63163432
>>63151057
>plot is an episode 4 rehash (death star, rescuing someone on it, hero from a desert planet, Kylo Ren being a dollar store Vader, etc)

That's one of the things that bothers me the most. I mean I knew JJ was a hack but that's a whole new level of hackery.
The sad part is the fans will probably like it because it won't be the prequels.
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>>63151022
we get it, you're from reddit
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Of course, because it's 2015.

/thread
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>>63149550
My dick is hard for this movie.

I didn't even think that was possible
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>>63163882
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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>>63149550
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>>63150094
I'm serious, I think he's female to male trans.
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>>63163290
This is all a bit sloppy. First, I wasn't talking about "hating" anyone. Hating someone because of skin color, I'd agree would mostly be learned. I was talking about suspicion or aversion. That's simply natural. People are naturally suspect of other differences as well depending on context--size, age, height, etc.

The case you cite doesn't disprove this either. It just shows that people view what they grow up accustomed to as "normal." E.g., if you grew up around only one group of people, you'd take stark notice of, at the least, and possibly be averse to, outsiders when you see them for the first time.

The gist is just that it's natural to view most any difference, skin color or otherwise, with curiosity at the least and perhaps aversion, but not necessarily "hate."
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>>63151022
I found this image on google, it's how humans read faces and connect it to something.
Any time someone makes fun of a black man it's racist.
If they can't take a joke then they're not worth knowing.
Is my picture racist professor?
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Reminder to vote
http://strawpoll.me/6100692
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>>63151053
we get it, you don't get enough bbc
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>>63149550
So does his family live on a planet with only black people? Are they black supremacists? He looks entirely unmixed. If they cast a mixed black person it would be more realistic. Even Lando looks a bit mixed.
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>>63162262
My only problem with /tv/ is that /pol/ keeps leaking.
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>>63160069
lel how does it feel to have a gorilla fuck all "your" women, superior race my ass bud
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>>63164251
They are just as welcome as you star shit tourists are.
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>>63151546
Tribes that neighbour each other in Africa are racist towards the next tribe (other tribes around the world too) I've seen many documentaries where I've noticed it.
One tribe I remember on Bruce Parry's show called the people living in the forest monkeys and used them as slaves, this was Africans.
Stop being a creep. Be real, say what you mean or live a lie.
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>>63164314
right, that doesn't mean it's a good thing u kek, same way over hundreds of years we have learned the urge to kill any living thing that is foreign to you is wrong and stupid
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>>63164314
Was meant for
>>63151022
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>>63164382
I don't want to kill off anyone, I think people need to keep their own cultures, there has to be limits.
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>>63164180
It's going to get close to Titanic, but not surpass it. Star Wars Episode 7 will not have the repeat viewings from normalfags that Cameron's two films had. This is what is required to top Titanic and Avatar, normalfags going to the theaters multiple times to see the movie. This will not happen.
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I will treat this like the Simpsons movie; I will never watch it. I want to remember these franchises for what they used to be. The ugly politically correct male lead and stupid droid rolling on a ball are enough to keep me away.
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>>63163542
Let me ask you a question. You have a choice between being raised by the banks family from fresh prince of bel-air or being raised by Trevor from GTAV. Which do you choose?

>>63164038
We are talking about racism in terms of hatred or bigotry, not the ability to notice differences in appearance after you've been alive for a few years. Your very own statement supports my original statement. Children are, for the most part, born as blank slates and they learn things quickly at a young age, but they aren't coming out of the womb knowing what black or white people are or any of that shit. all of that stuff is crap that they pick up as they experience life.
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>>63164707
Stop cherrypicking. The simple truth is that a white child with two black parents will face discrimination and teasing, that is not right. There are armies of niggerbabies up for adoption, pick one of those.
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>>63164602
SW is pretty much normalfag territory now, like pretty much everything that used to be considered nerd culture a decade or so ago.
Chads and Staceys don't know shit about it but they like it because it's trendy and people talk about it on Twitter.
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>>63164382
We can no longer live as rats, we know too much.

bet you don't know what movie that's from
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no I'm an adult
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>>63164757
So is Marvelshit, but they don't have even remotely the repeat viewing numbers that Avatar had.
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>>63164791
Comics aren't as big as Star Wars though, especially outside of the US.
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>>63164748
Maybe, maybe not. It only becomes a deal if you want it to be a deal. I don't see how it is different when white couples adopt black or Asian children.
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>>63164980
>I don't see how it is different when white couples adopt black or Asian children
Because you don't understand the horrific racism that paints all of the USA
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>>63164553
ok thank you for sharing your opinion, i'll let God know as soon as he gets back from his meeting with lucifer
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I am looking forward to the soundtrack, the DLC for Battlefront, and Rogue One, yeah.
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>>63164779
what movie senpai?
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>>63164257
The day of the rope is coming you dumb fucking chimp.
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>>63164779
google is a helluva drug my friend
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>>63165064
Ok Mr Constantine.
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>>63165087
alright brother, we'll be waiting
>continues to fuck 63165087 wife
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>>63149550
He's going to be Han's kid/grandkid isn't he?
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>>63161969
>>63150492
the fuck are you niggers talking about?
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>>63149550
Nope
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>>63163432
i thought that whole white guilt quote was fake.
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>>63163432
Jews don't have "white" guilt kek
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>>63149550

I am now that I know Kylo Ren is starkiller
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No
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I'm not so excited for 7 it will suck. But I can't wait for 8 we can see more Andy serkis and benicio del toro as new cast
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>I will finish what Yuu started
Who was Yuu? What did she start?
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>>63149550
>Thought I saw the "History" logo bottom right
>Wasn't even initially shocked
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>>63165692
same here desu senpai
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>>63151022
Do you not realize that google analytics actually labeled a picture of a black person as a chimp?
There are some that look like monkeys
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>>63170187
emma watson is next for the young boyega, oh boy thats gunna be good, cant wait to watch you peasants squirm
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>>63149550
that specific area/scene looks so shit. such a fake looking set.

I hope they improved it or scrapped it for the final movie.
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>>63149550
yes tbqh
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>caring THIS MUCH about an actor's looks

Faggots.
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>>63172781
You are a good few decades too late, anon. Caring about actor/actress looks has been a thing as far back as movies existing.
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>>63151107
>>63151107
I haven't been keeping up with the star wars hype since summer, but damn is that some fucking cheesy cineamatography.
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>>63172807
why is he built like doctor robotnik?
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>>63172830
Except for that whole new generation of actors in the 70s that turned all of that on its head.

Nice try, big guy.
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>>63151107
>that one stormtrooper just standing there

is that going to be Finn?
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>>63149550
Holy shit let this thread die you kek faggots. Fuck Star Wars
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>don't like JJ Abrams
>everything about this movie just looks to be a remake of the first movie because references

no, not excited at all
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>>63164251
You expose yourself when you say stupid shit like this. /pol/ is not leaking anywhere, 4chan is an anonymous place where we have always joked at everyone's expense and this includes niggers. Fuck you. Leave.
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>>63172781
this is a visual medium, looks are borderline everything

are you one of those tards who think 2001 is considered good because of the story?
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>>63151080
this is pretty fucking shameless, what a goddamn hack
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Yeps.
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>>63149658
This. Lucas at least was capable of new interesting ideas and coming up with interesting concepts, he just needed assistance in fixing the dialogue and making it more interesting. JJ Abrams can only create generic action pieces with a generic plot. He's never done anything innovative or groundbreaking. Just because he's never done anything bad doesn't mean he's ever done anything great.

Star Trek, MI3, were all "okay" at best.
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>>63174896
there is no solid argument in the statement "he doesn't make my cock move", move on, it's not our fault you failed as a kek
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>>63149658
>first Star Wars film released in my lifetime

Kill yourself my man
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>>63151255
>2000 - Sand
Incoming pottery
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I was when the rumors about it being a seven samurai type movie instead of episode 7 if that counts
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>>63174966
Its gonna be a shit-show. SJW's will be blaming everyone else for the movie failing while they weren't interested enough to see it themselves.

To be fair, the film will do alright off the name alone. SJW and those pushing agendas probably won't see it since the subject matter doesn't appeal to them and fans of the series are older now. I have 3 nieces and nephews and 2 kids and none of them or their friends or anyone in their classes give a fuck about Star Wars but I ask one dad my age what they think of Star Wars and they gush even if they were jocks in high school.

Star Wars is a movie franchise that only appeals to late 20's to mid 40's adult males but everyone involved is trying to push their agenda into it because of its iconic status and when it doesn't break records and gets "meh" reviews from the critics that aren't paid off, they're going to blame the only demographic that the franchise even actually appeals to.
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>>63149550
Ridley, who plays the mysterious Rey in The Force Awakens, also told Glamour in the January 2016 issue (out next week) that Abrams was less than thrilled with her initial performance whilst filming, she said:
‘He probably doesn’t remember telling me that my performance was wooden. This was my first day! And I honestly wanted to die. I thought I was gonna cry, I couldn’t breathe.’

we fucking lost
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star wars is dead, you're all just retarded
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My dad saw ANH when he was 12. He hated the prequels and is excited that these films are fitting the style he enjoyed in his youth. If anything I'm hoping I am allowed to be excited for him. If Jew Jew can make my dad relive his childhood than it's a win.

May be a little too sentimental for you not normies.
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I'd love to see one of J.J's movies bomb, but sadly this won't be it due to Star Wars branding alone.

The guy needs a serious chip at his ego though, which is the size of a fucking mansion.
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I like that they try to keep the nostalgia of the OT alive. I personally think the new stormtrooper designs look great, as does Kylo Ren.

However, the nigger boy ruins any excitement I may have had for it otherwise. He is just too apelike, and while I'm no racist, the part was obviously written with a white male in mind.

I'll pirate it tho.
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>>63149658
>ruined Star Trek
>muh serious sci fi show scientifically accurate now is a bunch of pew pew pew
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>>63164748
You were the one splitting hairs. We're talking about hate and you agree that's a learned behavior.
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>>63175015
this post reeks of underage
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>>63175476
>star trek
>scientifically accurate
[citation needed]

technobabble doesn't make sci-fi scientifically accurate m8
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>>63151155
Everything in the OT was an homage to adventure serials, samurai films, WWII movies, and all the other shit Lucas grew up with.

He will tell you this himself
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>only black people look like apes
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>>63175968
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>>63149550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G2z0qIcfNo
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What is everyone wearing to the premiere?
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>>63176071
>tfw I've fapped to this character numerous times
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>>63151135

Terrible alien design. Just terrible.
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>>63151336
>>63151255
>>63151181

I'm trying to get better at cinematography anons (not Dan, just anon),
can you tell me what mainly irks you about it and why it's considered bad in your opinions?

I personally think there is too much movement in general, every shot set up as a track (in the trailers at least). Movement is good for one or two special shots but imo it disorientates some people and takes the focus away from subjects.
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>>63149550
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>>63176494
>I personally think there is too much movement in general

A lot of shots in the OT were fixed. Sometime they pan or move with the action but it's not fast or very dramatic. I don't really mind because I want JJ to be familiar but new at the same time.
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>>63151022
I kno rite? at least we proud feminists have jessica jones when we want to look at some bbc plowing white women, am I right ladies?
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>>63176934

It's so ironic to me that you have this webm saved on your computer but you probably browse /pol/ 20 hours a day.
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>>63151107
Every clip of that scene looks so unfinished and terrible.

I've seen fucking made for youtube videos made by autistic fanboys that look better.
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>>63149658
>>63150492
>>63151502
>>63174966

>these faggots thinking George made the OT

George wrote and directed ANH with MUCH HELP from many different creative people around him

George wrote the GENERAL STORY for the entire OT, and that is his largest contribution to Empire Strikes Back which was written by Lawrence Kasdan and directed by Irvin Kershner (which is why it's the only SW film with a decent love story and the goddest of god tier cinematography)

George CO-WROTE Return of the Jedi and also did a bit of second unit directing for the movie's actual director, Richard Marquand.

Guess who wrote the script for the new movie? LAWRENCE FUCKING KASDAN
And that script is a rewrite by an original draft by the guy who wrote Toy Story 3. This movie's script is going to be gold and JJ is a fine director, at the very least all of his movies are beautiful to look at
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nope
it wasnt made for white males... why should i care
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>>63150571
>Jesus! What the fuck are you doing!? Cut your own fucking space pear, you faggot. I was gonna eat that.
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>>63158719
Too pretty tßh family
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>>63149660
Holy shit you're right! >>63150470
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>>63162452
What a hunk.
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>>63177687
>muh human ethnicity matters in a story about fake alien people in another galaxy

What's funny is that Star Wars is filled with alien characters that are all super racist cartoons
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>>63151080

>that clip literally doubles the amount of "hyperspace" we've ever seen in SW
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>>63177646
>at the very least all of his movies are beautiful to look at

except the awful lens flares(seriously why does he like them) and shaky jump cut fight scenes where you can't tell whats happening
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>>63162535

Racism isnt a behavior at all. Its unfounded decision bias on the basis of race.

Its just being dumb and mistaken, which ironically is done by the less intelligent, which is a demographic in which certain races are disproportionately represented.
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>>63175476
If you'd ever actually seen The Original Series you'd understand why people hate the Abrams movies so much. It's like if someone murdered your best friend and walked around wearing their skin, pretending they were them. The only thing the characters really had in common with the originals was their names, so we even call it fucking star trek at that point? They basically cut out Bones entirely.
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>>63178184
*so why even call it fucking star trek
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>>63151107
Why is Kylo Ren so small.

Someone give that asshole some protein powder.
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>>63150473
Tip top kek
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this movie unironically looks like shit
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>tfw you know deep down that the only reason you ever loved the star wars films so much is because of the time and the place you were in when you first saw it and how it excited you and drew you into its strange and fun world and they felt somehow small and intimate like they were your little secret place where you got to hangout with your friends luke and han and r2 and you embraced it for all its flaws and somewhat iffy effects because it was about adventures and fun and fighting the empire and even vader who was scary at first ended being luke's dad and by the end of the story they loved each other just like how you loved this series and you know that you will never experience that feeling ever again no matter how much any future film panders to your nostalgia or even delivers a fun emotional ride with a good story and solid characters because you are old now and you know that good things don't become great anymore because new things are for young people and you are old and you realize that all you want are the old things that used to make you feel young and seemed new and made you forget that one day you'd grow old and start to lose touch and then eventually die and be forgotten and it'll never be like it was no matter how much you want it to be
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>>63149550
NO
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>>63178388
f-fuck you anon
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>>63159331
> but the fact that they went so out of their way to cast for "diversity" really turned me off the movie.
There have always been black characters in Star Wars

Lando and Mace Windu, hello?
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>>63178388
>his youth and optimism: gone
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Racists = SJWs. They're just fighting for social justice for their own race.
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>>63178980
The problem is they casted those characters as black people just because they were good actors and seemed to fit for the role. Nobody hates them just for being black. Finn is casted as a black guy purely because of "diversity" and isn't fit for the role and setting from what we've seen. He's also the ugliest type of black guy there is.
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>>63149550
Rare preview of the extra scenes in the Japanese release
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>>63178388
DELETE THIS
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>>63149550
>ook ook! ooga booka, tabooga ook!
what did he mean by this?
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>>63179776
source. please.
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>>63149550
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>>63179931
BDD01
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>>63179744
We don't even know what kind of character Finn even is yet, so that's kind of silly to claim he doesn't fit that character when no one even knows what that character is.

>He's also the ugliest type of black guy there is.

Only sexy black men for you, huh?
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>>63166470
He was a System Lord. He was a good friend.
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>>63178388
why
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>>63149658

Could be worse...could be Michael Bay.
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>>63151107
Are they going to hand out bowels of cereal with every ticket?
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why can't the fucking empire just destroy those little faggot rebel fucks. i hate those cunts, being all faggy and what not. fuck me and fuck the bitch niggery of the new star wars and the sambo cunt.
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>>63151155
>everything he comes up with is fucking original and imaginative.
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>>63179776
behind the scenes
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>>63177040

Why does your kind even come to 4chan? It's obviously way out of your comfort zone.
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>>63149550
Not anymore because of boyega. He ruined it for me. I'm not even white.
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>>63182832
Found the kikenigger
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>>63179776
This is the start of a porno right?
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>>63183842
How's life with the diabetes aspie?
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>>63175887

Do you not see the difference between an homage and a shot by shot rehash meant to pander to legitimate manchildren who are now in their 40s and 50s?
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