>trying to listen to XFM radio shows on the bus
>the background noise is quite loud and Karl is quiet
>turn the volume up to max
>Karl whispers something I can barely hear
>Ricky: "EEEEEEEE"
>"EEEEAEEAAAAAA"
>"AHHHH AHHHHH"
I can no longer hear at those frequencies anymore
>Used to put these on to sleep with in the background
>The volumes of each clip are real inconsistent
>Always wake up to Ricky laughing down my ear
>it's a Ricky calls out Karl for saying something racist towards the Chinese episode
Just started listening to these today. I've seen the Ricky Gervais Show and heard a bunch of podcasts and highlights, now doing the radio show from start to finish.
DON'T TALK SHIT
PLAY A RECORD
OH
YOU'RE A FOOL
>>63149309
>>63149341
adjust your trebble settings
...steve?
LITTLE
>>63149579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOrxLvPJYWY
>it's a Steve tries to tell a story as if he's in any way interesting episode
>>63152169
Steve is only good when he's calling out Ricky or Karl
>>63152169
Steve's stories are great. Especially when they're about his awkward teen years.
>>63152268
We went through this yesterday. All Steve's stories are made up or embellished to the point of being made up
Apparently... right... there's this channel on the internet.
>I think you misunderstood something.
No, really, it's, there's a channel 4 on the internet. They have kids, and television, and animals.
>Is this a monkey news? Should we play the-- play the intro, do it.
>AWWWWWW CHIMPANZEE THAT HE'S GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN
Alright? They show this bloke, from the batman films, and he's knockin' about on a plane... and they say he's a big guy. I think he sounds like... he sounds like the guy who played James Bond.
>Of course.
Now I wouldn't say he's a big guy, I'm probably... I would say I'm probably the same size as him.
>Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
>I've no idea what he's on about. A plane in the batman film? Do you mean the third one, with Tom Hardy?
Yeah, he's got a mask on, and he's--
>Karl, what the fuck are you on about, there's a channel on the internet that shows Tom Hardy on the plane in Batman over and over?
>That's a good movie.
>I thought it was shit.
They say he's a big guy. And then it's, for you.
>What?
For... for you.
>Don't talk shit, Karl. I swear to god that was the most useless waste of time we've ever had on this show.
>>63152368
Are you saying he didn't cry when he couldn't do a 3 point turn in a car with a pig?
>>63152449
I am. He didn't almost buy some dodgy speakers in a BBC car, a Vietnamese person didn't put a kick me sign on his back, someone didn't ask if they could meet back at him on New Years Eve.
I do believe that he offered a bouncer a £2 incentive to get into a club though
>>63152377
Every time
EHHHRodney you plonkGHHH
>>63152712
>Who's that then? Is it old cheeky Del?
>>63149341
This happened to me last night. I regularly fall asleep to this. Read the youtube comments yesterday to find that loads of people do this. Weird that.
>>63152169
>>63152368
His train story is GOAT
I mean the story itself is boring, but the way he tells it is fantastic and shows the same kind of self-aware loserness that you see here on 4chan
So, there's this bloke, right? He's a school teacher, and he's into all chemistry and physics an' that. Handing out homework to the kids, drawing... atoms an' that on the blackboard, stuff like that. And he's basically a good bloke, got a wife. His son is disabled and 'e has a baby on the way. Family bloke.
Anyway, he ends up with.. cancer. An' 'e starts doing all this mental stuff, exploding buildings an' that. 'Cause he starts making cocaine and heroin and sellin' it for loads of cash on the side 'cause teachers are never paid enough.
So he goes to the desert, 'cause he lives in America an' they have deserts where...
He stays near a desert.
One day he heads out with a bunch of metal bits and pieces, and 'e builds a machine gun from scratch in no time flat. You don't see 'im making the bullets but he's a switched-on bloke and 'e knows 'is stuff. Maybe he bought some from a gun shop.
And basically, he ends up putting this big machine gun in his car and when he presses a button on... his key thing. Key fob. And the gun pops up out of the car and it can shoot through walls an' that. Kills a bunch of people.
Basically I think the lesson is "pay teachers more money because they could go mental."
>christ de berg
>>63154745
>train story
Explain yourself.
>>63154706
it's just so comfy
>>63152368
how so? from what I remember they were pretty self-deprecating and self-aware, like him trying to impress a girl by reading philosophy in front of her
>>63154819
then the cops bust in, expect to find him lyin' on the ground, dead n that, but instead they find... a single banana peel
he was a chimp the whole time
I think I listened to this shit too much but I can recognize Ricky Gervais' voice immediately. Knew he was voicing that dolphin in Family Guy and that character in The Little Princesa right away.
>>63152377
fucking briliant!
>>63154981
oh yeah.. fuck that hit pretty close to home
>>63154877
the one where he sees a qt on the train and wants to approach her, but some average pleb gets to her first, Steve listens in on their conversation and decides the girl is too pedestrian for him anyway
>>63156358
I really, really dislike this picture
>>63156524
haha holy shit.
Radio or podcast? I gotta look this up.
>mfw some twat chats to me that Educating Ricky isn't the best segment/running joke of the entire Ricky/Steve/Karl universe
>>63156570
Radio I think, it's in either series 1 or early series 2
>>63156524
>>63154877
>>63154745
This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luroK0A-qBk
>>63156570
xfm series 1 episode 18
>>63156524
Merchant is an anon in spirit.
>>63156570
I gotchu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luroK0A-qBk
>>63156660
>Merchant is an anon in spirit.
This, especially if you look at Hello Ladies. Only thing wrong with it is that he's rich.
I can't find a screencap of his lifegoal list in HL but it's 4chan incarnate.
>>63152377
is there actually a site that cycles the opening plane scene?
link please
>>63149309
What's Karl up to these days anyway
>>63149309
>Literally merchant as surname
OY VEY
>>63156660
>>63156623
Holy shit, is Steve ground zero for r9k?
>>63157060
I'm 90% sure he'd be posting on 4chan if he wasn't already a succesful comedian when it was created
>>63157075
>>63157060
>>63156932
>>63156660
Pretty sure he's playing up to a character just like ricky and karl
>>63150842
ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS
YOU MANIAC
ORANGEY HEADED
>>63157294
this. He's actually very social. he always talks about going out with friends to clubs or pubs and DJing at parties etc. He's is/was far from a typical 4chan loser
>>63156932
oh god that show was way too cringy
