>"realistic" sex scene
>guy can actually get it up
>"realistic" sex scene
>woman has an orgasm
>tfw 26 year old virgin and afraid that if I ever get a chance to have sex I won't be able to get or stay hard
>"realistic" sex scene
>guy lasts more than 45 seconds
>>63144071
>26
Wow
Anyway you should proly be more afraid of jizzing the second you touch her if thats true.
>>63144042
the only reason I'm still a virgin
>realistic sex scene
>he's actually able to cum
>have to jerk myself off to get it up
>try to get it over with as quickly as possible before I go limp
I'm 26 I feel like this shouldn't be happening
>character goes to theaters
>no penis inspection/ shower/ shooting scene
>>63144120
Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason.
>>63144071
>26
>>63144102
That's a myth dude.
I lost my virginity at 25 and by that point I had beaten my dick into a piece of wrought iron. I still haven't cum from sex with a woman.
He should be more worried about his dick being calloused and worn than anything
>realistic sex scene
>penis doesn't fall off
>realistic sex scene
>no pegging
>>63144145
>That's a myth dude.
It wasn't a myth before The Internet.
>character has sex
>doesnt immediately have an anxiety attack after cumming because now he's stuck sharing a bed with a complete stranger that he just met 2 hours ago and has nothing in common with aside from mutual physical attraction
>new meme
>it doesn't take off
>>63144145
Since you are way more experienced at being unexperienced I take your word on it,
>realistic sex scene
>guy isn't bored
>>63144184
That's another problem I run into, complete regret the second I cum. Between that and the ED I just want to give up completely but then that's just asking for my chick to go fuck Jamal.
>>63144185
>is on 4chan's "Television & Film" board
>is a delusional redditor
>"realistic" amounts of cum
>doesn't look like his dick is just dry heaving with maybe a sprinkle or two
Don't watch porn, stop beating it for a week, and stop death gripping your cock.
You fags are retarded.
>"realistic" sex scene
>guy doesn't try to get it over with as quickly as possible once he sees the girl has a disgusting looking roastie
>>63144243
If I don't fap, I don't sleep.
>>63144294
Same here.
>"realistic" sex scene
>doesn't end with the male telling her that he loves her before crying and wetting himself
>>63144243
I try but I literally have nothing else to fill my time with, when I get bored I just think "guess I'll jerk off"
>"realistic" sex scene
>guy doesn't realize he doesn't actually love her afterwards and he was just really into the hunt and started immediately realizing how boring she is
>>63144071
Don't worry about it, man. When I lost my virginity, I was 23. My dick was rock hard the entire time.
Oh, and pro-tip for anyone who can't last in bed: Take a Vicodin about an hour before you start. I took one the second time I had sex (same day as the first) and I gave her such a severe dicking that she seemed like she was in shock afterwards (not hurt or anything, just amazed).
>>63144294
>>63144310
Try focusing on your breathing when you're trying to get to bed.
>>63144339
You have access to The Internet. You shouldn't be bored.
>realistic sex scene
>guy doesn't have his pee-beam split in two dousing the entire bathroom in piss
>"realistic" sex scene
>guy doesn't accidentally call her mom 4 times
>guy doesn't accidentally call her dad once
>"realistic" sex scene
>the woman is actually doing some of the work and knows how to ride dick like a pornstar
am i right fellas?
>>63144394
>"realistic" sex scene
>guy doesn't say "Wew lads" after he cums
>>63144071
>tfw worried about that as well
>tfw also worried women will laugh at my small dick when they see it
I think if this goes on for any longer I'll just be too terrified of sex to ever even try it.
>gay sex scene
>he doesn't get pozzed up
>gay sex scene
>no preparation
>no lube
>no blood
>no shit everywhere
>>63144483
Hire a whore m8, she wont laugh at you if you're paying her.Not to your face at least
>>63144042
>"realistic" sex scene
>white woman has sex with white guy
>>63144633
Oh god, so women do laugh in your face if your dick's too small.
That's it then, wizardhood it is. I missed my chance as a young teen and now there's just too many things that will go wrong.
>>63144042
>"realistic" sex scene
>guy doesn't try to violently stick his thumb inside her asshole
>>63144102
>>63144138
>even people on /tv/ find the idea of a 26 year old virgin hard to believe
am I like a fucking mythical creature or something?
>>63144692
You could always become a cute trap
>realistic sex scene
>guy shoots about 10 ml of cum
>>63144725
The more common scenario is guys who have had sex between 18-23 or so and then it tapers off to nothing.
>>63144725
23 and going strong, brother. Working on fixing my ghoulish looks but one girl once told me that I have literally zero charisma and probably no soul aswell. I can't fix that.
>>63144692
women care a lot less about dicksize than heterosexual men. No one needs a 6 inch dick. It looks nice and all, but most women won't feel a difference (as long as it isn't poking their stomach) and they don't care for that matter.
Just don't have sex with some club-hoe that just wants to hook up. Find a good girl and she probably won't have a problem. Well, atleast if you don't have a microdick. You should probably become a full-time bottom then.
Small dicks become a lot more laughable if you're fat btw. A buff guy with a small dick is cute-ish.
>>63144727
I think the fact that I look like a hobbit might be somewhat hindering to that goal.
>>63144796
I feel you brother. Girls are mean.
A girl once told me word for word "I wish I could stick your personality in the body of someone who was actually attractive"
>>63144848
I hope you didn't beta out of that because that's incredibly easy to come back of.
>>63144819
>club-hoe
Not even planning on that.
I'm just afraid than if I ever get the good girl that I'll fuck up the sex so badly that she'll abandon me.
>>63144375
Did taking the Vic affect your own pleasure? How long did you last?
>>63144819
If you get the good girl, it won't be because of how amazing she assumes you are in bed. I promise.
Stop being a pussy and experience life, anon.
>>63144887
that won't happen. women are usually a lot more understanding than men. the only thing you have to be aware of is, that her best friends will probably know of it.
>>63144879
The fuck you tryin to say, homeboy. I caught some of your stroke just reading this.
>>63144848
Hope you flipped that bitch on her head: "Wish I could stick your looks in the body of someone who's actually interesting."
Proceed to drop mic.
>>63144910
that's exactly what I said, women don't care about dicksize. only microdicks are relevant as it's literally impossible to please her with it. In fact most women, who have some sexual experience, prefer a rather under-average dick over big dicks.
>>63144963
My bad, meant to reply to >>63144887
>>63144963
>microdicks
What's a microdick or what's average exactly?
>>63144819
>No one needs a 6 inch dick. It looks nice and all
I have a 6 inch and i always assumed it was small, are you saying 6 is a decent size?
>>63144536
I am pretty sure its implied
>>63144994
Average is like 5.5" length.
You can get the job done with 4", though.
Lower than that you're shit out of luck.
>>63144994
microdick is like 3cm erect or something. as I said it's literally impossible to please anyone with it
>>63144214
>complete regret the second I cum
don't fuck traps
>>63145059
That's one fucking inch.
I'd say anything below 10 cm is micro dick.
>>63144184
Gotta work on your pillow talk, son. Or just leave/kick her out.
>>63145073
micropenis is a medical condition 1 inchish is around the cutoff
>>63144145
circumcised by any chance?
>>63145087
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
>or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3⁄4 in) for an adult
Bitch. You have a microdick don't you? You just moved the cutoff to exclude yourself.
>>63145059
>>63145028
Wew
Below average but at least not micro.
>>63145133
my dick is small but not that small
>>63145254
Is it a cute feminine penis? If yes will you be my gf?
My inch is 7.75 inches with solid girth, so I find it hard to jerk off to scenes that don't feature a BBC, or at least Criss Strokes or Mike Adriano.
Life can be rough for members of the BDC (Big Dick Club).
>>63144126
to be honest its because you jerk off too much, family
>>63145275
i have a mole on my shaft and it makes my penis look distinguished
>>63144042
>the film is supposed to be realistic
>women are loyal
>''realistic'' sex scene
>lights up a cigarette afterwards
Not inside my house you don't.
>>63145309
I'd kiss it :3
>>63144145
This. Same happened to me at 24.
>>63145280
but mike adriano's penis length is barely above average.
hes girthy though
>>63144388
>me myself and Irene
>>63145309
fellow singular moleman checking in.
>>63144071
are you me?JUST
I know this feel.
Last night I had sex with a "lesbian" girl while her gf slept in the other room, I was able to keep a hard on while she was sucking my dick but every time I went for the vag it got limp after a bit.
Probably had to do with the fact I was in a girls house fucking her gf in the next room and was kind of spooped about it.
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