ITT:that exists the movie
>>63140071
Fuck you I liked the 2010 A-Team movie. It was operator as fuck at times. and we got fucked out of Jon Hamm Lynch in the sequel.
seeing the mercenary dude shoot out the window, then rapel down the fucking rope out of the skyscrape whilst firing his weapon and using his blazer to slow his assent was killer.
>>63140071
I actually liked it tbqh famiry. The only lame part was Not-Mr. t
>Seth Rogen in his true form: the motion picture
>>63140071
the flying tank sequence is fucking awesome, the movie isn't high class cinema it's just a really fun action movie
>>63140071
I thought it was actually pretty good, Rampage Jackson was awful in it though. He shouldn't be acting.
>>63140071
fuck you! i wish this movie had a sequel
>>63140131
>>63140151
>>63140190
>>63140200
>>63140215
GIVES US THE SEQUEL JEWS
>released in 2011
>one of the biggest box office openings in Mexico's history
>>63140071
at no point was it meant to be a serious movie, it was meant to be fun which it succeeded in doing
Chinatown 2
wasn't even terrible either
>>63140571
Is that Roy Nelson?
>>63140598
No, it's "Big Country" Roy Nelson.
>>63140071
JUST
>>63140644
from the director of 'Stealth'
>google rob cohen films
>it's like seeing a list of past and future HDTGM episodes
>>63140071
>"Raging Bull 2" is no longer called "Raging Bull 2." As EW.com reports, the controversial sequel to the 1980 classic "Raging Bull" is now titled "The Bronx Bull," the nickname of the film's subject, former boxer Jake LaMotta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg__5Aflc3g
>>63140784
>paul sorvino is still alive and getting more work than his daughter
>>63140725
Fucking love How did this get made, wonder why they haven't done one yet.
>>63140071
>They're coming back to wipe us out!
just why...
>>63140819
that 3rd mummy movie is ripe, but i hope they do mortal kombat annihilation soon since i suggested that one
>>63140952
>and Beetlejuice
Are they allowed to do that? Like, legally?
>>63140952
the star power is just overwhelming here
>>63140353
>>one of the biggest box office openings in Mexico's history
So it made it's money back? Didn't it horrible bomb everywhere else?
>>63141000
It's a Howard Stern wackpacker. He's a mentally retarded black midget with a tiny head, his name is Beetlejuice because of how Beetlejuice gets his head shrunk at the end.
>>63141010
mexico loves top cat for some fucking reason
it was a mexican production too
>>63140540
i just watched this the other day, and was shocked that it wasnt a big steaming pile of shit
>>63140071
This movie was a legit A- in my eyes. The only reason it's not A+ is because the "shell game" end sequence is kinda cringe worthy.
>>63140469
Jamie fox is in so much shit yet just keeps on getting jobs. Fucking how?
>>63141000
>>63141003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwlJRu1w6Q
>>63141049
rebooted
http://www.slashfilm.com/kevin-bacon-has-joined-the-new-tremors-tv-series/
>>63141021
The voice of Lance Henriksen?
Like Tarzan?
>>63140506
The eskimo hooker line redeems this movie every time.
>>63140131
you are forgetting they try to fly the fucking tank
movie was fun.
>>63140952
>me on the left
this is the 5th one
>>63140071
I thought this was really good. They could've easily gotten a couple of movies out of this. This is one of those movies that has almost-perfect casting, even though Rampage was the weakest of the bunch.
>>63141256
the ride never ends
>>63141041
I don't know why but this is hilarious.
>>63141251This will be the 6th film with a 7th and 8th already planned
>>63141256
Mr. Bones, please let me off of this wild rideBut the ride never ends
>>63140669
God I trully hate Tim Allen.
>>63141251
>>63141337
what
>>63141362
aaaaauuuuugggggghhhhh?
>It's a film with Robert DeNiro in it
>>63141362
>>63141380
>Tim Allen net worth: $80 Million
>Tim Allen's Salary: $235 Thousand Per Episode
>>63140071
The second half of the movie, especially Face at the wheel is plain bad.
On the other hand, the rest is great, or at least decent. B.A lacked presence in every way though.
It also lacked a real A-team jurry-rigging scene, but at least we got the flying tank.
>>63141186
I honestly don't understand what people have against the movie. It's not a masterpiece, but thw ensemble was aight, Jessica Biel was hot as fuck, and their plans were complete overkill, which is underrated.
>>63140506
I liked it
dat marisa tomei
came out last month, got pulled from theaters a little over 2 weeks after thatliterally box office poison
>>63141158
That's heresy.
>>63141408
I fucking loved that movie as a kid, I watched constantly.
>>63141495
it was a fun movie and I would like to watch a sequel with the same casting on some missions now that they are fugitives.
It was one of the most decent pseudo remakes of the 80s shows we've got so far.
>>63141508
How the hell do you fuck up that badly?
>>63141547
Seems like this is something /tv/ can agree on. Does this mean the movie was patrician and the masses are plebs?
>>63141594
even better than mchale's navy?!
>>63141551
teens don't know about Jem (which was supposed to be the demo)
Real Jem fans wanted nothing to do with it after seeing the awful trailers
The director sucks ass, Didn't get much advertising, Has almost nothing to do with it's source material, the list goes on and on
>>63141508
remember the TV show?
i don't
i don't think anyone does
but it sure as fuck wasn't boring formulaic teenage drivel the commercials showed off
seriously that shit was cringeworthybut god damn the lead actress is such a fucking qt
>>63140071
>>63140071
This is a great movie.
Pretty ballsy to portray defence/security contractors as the crooks they are and have them as the villains. They're even called Black Forest in the movie, a pretty clear reference to Blackwater, a real company.
They make you think that the US armed forces are going to be the good guys, as is typical in these movies, but then it turns out the general is evil and the army are the bad guys too and are complete dicks to the A-Team, who saved their asses.
Then it turns out that the CIA is evil too.
Pretty red-pilled movie.
Not surprised it didn't get a sequel, it portrayed Rangers, the CIA and Blackwater as villains. The merchants can't have that.
>>63140071
Fucking loved the movie and it was pretty fun.
>>63141762
I remember the show but yeah Peeples is prime qt
>>63141797
>The merchants can't have that.
Then why was it allowed to be made?
>>63140379
stop remembering me on this existing!
truly the worst thing to ever be made
>>63142232
it's literally sandlot in the 70s with she feminist shit thrown in and not about baseball but a fucking rocket.
Seriously, fuck this movie, the people that made it , and you for reminding me that this existed
>>63141041
Mexico loves Speedy Gonzales too, despite what the pussy liberals who act offended for them say
>>63141362
>>841880
>>63141337
>big fureeze
>>63141672
That's a goat cast right there. Has to be good
>>63140071
Joe Johnson has yet to make a bad film
>>63141092
Because he doesn't look like a ghetto hood nigger.
>>63140725
he has a lot of solid movies. none recently but more than I thought based on your post.
>>63142658
this thing is getting a theatrical release
jesus christ
>>63142658
Is Jasn Lee in this one?
So what do i win?
>>63143722
speaking of jon voight
https://youtu.be/JXYk3HBrqZE
>>63143838
Kek, fuck you, i usually post that in these threads.
>>63143876
I actually watched that. Fucking hell man
>>63143975
Was it The Room tier or just Pure Shit tier?
>>63141408
God damn I fucking loved that movie when I was a kid. It's a shame it was actually pretty bad though. Jason Alexander actually apologized for being a part of the movie.
>Rene Russo and Jason Alexander are broad generalizations at best, and the latter actually publicly apologized for the film on Howard Stern’s radio show.
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/column/index.cfm?columnID=14032&cmin=10&columnpage=2
>>63140540
There is literally no such thing as a bad Tremors movie.
>>63140813
Prime Jolie.
>>63141672
>Tom Arnold
>David Allan Grier
Are there any bigger indicators that this is from the 90? It's like I'm looking at a fossil.
>people thought Tom Arnold could star in a movie
>>63140506
It was breddy gud.
>>63144719
>that cast
All it's missing is 50 Cent or Ray Liotta.
>>63144750
It's also got Eric Roberts.
>>63141672
>Bruce Campbell
My Bruce boner makes me want to watch this, but he must not have a big role if he's credited last.
>>63144792
It's worth it for Tim Curry alone.
>>63140200
this reminds me of tekken in the 90s where you would tell your neighbor "you kick with x" and then they would just kick over and over and over and over and somehow win
>>63144790
Eric Roberts is the Free Space in DTV Bingo.
>>63144792
Haven't seen it in years but it's pretty much Tom Arnold and a bunch of other guys in the background, was listening to Campbell's audio book and when he got the first draft of the script there were like zero lines for him or anyone else but Tom.
>>63143606
Man's gotta eat. I'm just thankful Kevin Smith is getting back to View Askew movies, because I'm desperate to see Lee in something good again.
>>63144821
Oh shit, I skimmed right over him.
Well, I DO have good memories of Tim Curry at sea...
>>63140784
>>63140814
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_bronx_bull/
whoa
>>63141551
Tax write off.
>>63145015
Yeah shouldn't that be Spike lee JOINT?
>>63144554
>>63141672
Bruce Campbell... As was in this?
>>63141508
>literally box office poison
Why does Hollywood keep making such dumb decisions?
Are they just out of material to adapt?
Who thought this would sell?
>>63145072
It would've sold better if it had actually followed the source material
>>63143876
>eric roberts
fucking hell man
>>63144554
>>people thought Tom Arnold could star in a movie
Star in a movie or play a lead? Because Arnold Schwarzenegger actually spoke up for Tom Arnold when it came time for casting in True Lies when everyone else was wary of him and his recent Roseanne divorce.
Star Wars Episode VII
A Spike Lee JOINT
What would the movie be about?
>>63140841
A 1000 times this.
>>63140571
is lou ferrigno the bad guy in this?, lol
>>63140506
Didn't the guy that played Dr. Cox in Scrubs also play in that?
>>63144399
Tremors 3 was by far the closest thing.
>>63145094
Play a lead.
That's a great thing for Arnold to do, but honestly True Lies is one of the only times I've ever found him funny. He's someone who needs to be clamped-down hard or he veers into broad, unwatchable hackery.
>>63145145
I was kind of bitter that he and Anthony Anderson never got to main a movie together, they had good chemistry in Cradle2theGrave
>>63142658
fuck, I just remembered there's been like seven of these
>>63142053
>Then why was it allowed to be made?
most films don't generate enough negative press about a story line until well after they come out. Being it's not like the movie makers want to rain down spoilers. Golden Compass is one of the few modern films to really piss certain groups off well before it came out due them thinking it was anti-god.
but I really doubt there is out side pressure stopping an A-Team sequel from being made. It just did not gen enough box office to roll the dice on another one. If it had done say 225+ million we would be one to part 3 by now.
>>63141337
Why do Russians love these movies so much?
>>63140952
I have a promotional copy of the movie for some reason
>>63143876
Wasn't this whole movie filmed in one weekend?
>>63145197
Because small animal remind russian of subway system.
>>63142658
>Cross, who was raised Jewish, called filming the third installment of the Chipmunks franchise the "most miserable experience I ever had in my professional life." He complained of being "forced at legal gunpoint" to spend a week on a Carnival cruise to shoot scenes dressed in a pelican costume.
>>63145290
>He complained of being "forced at legal gunpoint" to spend a week on a Carnival cruise to shoot scenes dressed in a pelican costume.
My sides
>>63145290
It really pains me to see David Cross and Jason Lee stuck in Chipmunk Purgatory.
>>63145703
the kike and scienturdologist get what they deserve
>>63141256
>mfw all those phase 3 films to look forward to
>>63140542
>qt cinta laura
>>63141362
>tfw no one gets it
>>63140200
amazing how some people believe this shit is real
>>63144981
explain
>>63146013
>wrong turn 6
>6
to be honest if you make that many wrong turns you deserve to get kilt by whatever the monster is in these movies. get a sat nav ffs.
>this entire thread
>>63140506
>those gay scenes now that everyone knows Travolta loves cock
I can't stop laughing
>>63140469
This is one of the 6 DVDs I own
>>63143838
>jon voight
>he was in midnight cowboy
>>63147065
i like how they needed to point out what movie sean connery was in
>>63142658
>May the munks be with you
What did he mean by this?
>>63146134
>>63147065
jesus christ that is nightmarish.
>>63141380
i honestly do not know how he has not been killed by the people he ratted out.
>>63141408
what kind of name is Deniro Russo Alexander
>>63140469
I tried to watch this on TNT. 3 minutes in I dropped.
>>63144719
>ARE YOU DYING TO BE FAMOUS?
>Drake Bell
There is pottery here, I just know it
it's not good but it'sfun
>>63140540
I didn't know about this one.
>>63140542
i just read the wikipedia article, this is the most obnoxious sounding psudo-intellectual shit I've ever heard
>>63145290
>who was raised Jewish
Contextual relevance? Are Jews understood to enjoy rodent-based work?
>>63148209
>all that shitty photoshop
>>63141533
Same, Karen Sympathy was my waifu
>>63141408
wait, so that's a nazi... a nazi was allowed in kids movies...
>>63140506
good movie fuck the haters senpai
>>63140858
>tfw I'd truly erased this film from my mind until now
>>63141672
>Tim Curry
>Bruce Campbell
>Cinema Finest
...this has to be great!
>>63140540
>5
What?
![8mm-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qOfGkZm.jpg "8mm-2[1].jpg")
>hey, you know the Cage movie about the snuff film? the one that was really dark and gritty where he teams up with a failed gay porn star?
>yeah, that needs a sequel about a sex tape, how topical!
>>63140469
Saw this in theaters with my highschool friends when it came out
we all cheered whenJamie Foxx's character slammed into that mountainside like a fuckface.
>>63141110
>eat dirt bitch
>>63140875
>AAHHH!
>durr
>AAAHHH!
>hey sexy
>>63140506
Great movie.
>>63140875
It got worse, it got so, so much worse...
>>63141256
You forgot the Netflix shows and Agent Carter senpai
>>63148558
>wow, a Robocop movie where he fights against more advanced Japanese models from a rival megacorp? COOL! but could you take out those expensive fight scenes and put a little girl in instead? we are going for a PG13 audience!
it was so bad...
>>63148669
better than spectre
>>63147065
is that a fucking Aston Martin in the background
>>63142658
>being released on the same day as Star Wars
RIP in peace
>>63148701
pls don't, don't, i'm seeing it on wednesday wiht my dad, pls
Also, WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
part 2 stars JOHN CEEEENAA
I don't think there's a single job Drake Bell would turn down
>>63148781
isn't he deeply in debt?
It also stars Jason Alexander
>>63148813 >>63148781
Oh well fuck my shit Internet.
>>63148801
-$600 000
>>63148748
too many references and silly villian
>>63148826
Also starring Jason Alexander
>>63140952
Beetlejuice is the shit tho, that cameo in scary movie
>More fun from Marley and this time he speaks!
wew
>>63141158
AHHH WHAT
>>63141021
Poor fucking Dave Foley. Poor bastard needs a patreon just for his alimony.
>>63148856
What the fuck are you doing Jason Alexander!
>>63146013
the first two are GOAT
>>63148865
My mother would probably buy this for us for a christmas movie
We're all well in our 20s
Oh come on, it's like you people aren't even trying.
![the-trumpet-of-the-swan-movie-poster-2001-1020189757[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dkp9IzO.jpg "the-trumpet-of-the-swan-movie-poster-2001-1020189757[1].jpg")
>>63148879
Why is Jason Alexander in so many shitty movies?
>>63143876
>kristine debell
fucking kek
>>63148923
that was apparently going to be a triple a production though, the guy doing the animation got his hard drives stolen so the animation got put in the toilet
although thats the excuse i would have given
>>63148923
>four people who used to be famous
Do people walk through a store, see the $2 dvds, and see "WOW, this has THE Wayne Brady? I GOTTA GET THIS!"
>>63148798
Woah, Daveigh Chase AND ED Westwick?
>>63148670
fuck yeah, Randy Quaid!
>>63148558
Johnathon Schaech? my favourite actor!
>>63148209
Efren Ramirz? it's gunna be a laugh riot!
>>63144719
I don't know who this "Andy Dick" person is or Danny Trejo, but Mischa Barton? oh yeah!
>>63143876
Kristine DeBell? from The young and the Restless? WOAH!
>>63143722
Who can turn down a jon voight movie am i ritE?
>>63141672
OH MY GOD IT HAS DEAN STOCKWELL!
seriously, do people buy movies like this? is that the idea?
![grumpy-cats-worst-christmas-ever-2014-r1-cu-front-cover-194181[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AlYIaGs.jpg "grumpy-cats-worst-christmas-ever-2014-r1-cu-front-cover-194181[1].jpg")
It had the voice of a woman in her 30s
why do well known actors take up such shitty roles
>>63148301
It isn't on Wikipedia anymore but he said the person in question confirmed all sorts of negative stereotypes about jews.
>>63148938
Yeah, THE Kristine DeBell, from Eight is Enough, you know? that great show? you gotta see this movie based on that fact!
>>63140841
>that fucking tagline
It makes no sense. For the movies plot or otherwise.
>>63143876
Wasn't this directed by a guy who usually does gay porn so there's a bunch of gay innuendo in this?
>>63149040
Hey, you're like... that totally cool guy who validates everything that's already posted, like you're making decisions so the rest of us don't have to. I, like, totally respect that. You cover, like, every base and leave no stone, like, unturned.
>tl;dr: die in a grease fire, you fucking fairy
>>63149075
sounds like pizza
>>63149052
What the fuck, they made a movie out of this meme?
Pepe movie when?
>>63149122
dont give them ideas you stupid cunt
>>63149040
I bought this at a 7/11 because it had Samuel Jackson and Jeff Goldblum.
>>63140669
>the villain is jewish
Real subtle, hollywood
My personal least favorite movie ever
This is a good thread.
I'm terrified that I've actually seen a lot of these movies
>>63148749
That guy is literally gay
>>63149122
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1986164/
>>63149203
>>63148910
How can both you and your mom be in your 20s?
>>63148925
Why not?
>>63143876
>>63149254
she used to be a professional childporn star, no we've doing incest. Big money in dicks fellow anonymous
>>63149110
why are you so salty?
>>63149185
he does look gay, as a faggoli i can tell sometimes.
>>63149143
yes, but, are you trying to tell me there are people out there who get excited by Johnathon Schaech? That there are people to which Golden Globe winner Randy Quaid is an indicator of high quality film making?
>>63149254
They are from Milwaukee
Beyond how hilarious it is, it's genuinely fascinating that this film exists.
>>63142286
>Feeling that the character presented an offensive Mexican stereotype, Cartoon Network shelved Speedy's films when it gained exclusive rights to broadcast them in 1999 (As a subsidiary of Time Warner, Cartoon Network is a corporate sibling to Warner Bros.). In an interview with Fox News on March 28, 2002, Cartoon Network spokeswoman Laurie Goldberg commented, "It hasn't been on the air for years because of its ethnic stereotypes."
>Despite such controversy over potentially offensive characterizations, Speedy Gonzales remained a popular character in Latin America.[5] The Hispanic-American rights organization League of United Latin American Citizens called Speedy a "cultural icon", and thousands of users registered their support of the character on the hispaniconline.com message boards. Fan campaigns to put Speedy back on the air resulted in the return of the animated shorts to Cartoon Network in 2002.
>>63140734
"Score Tonight" is fucking great
![mzl.qrwwtzie[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WUH0Pwo.jpg "mzl.qrwwtzie[1].png")
>>63149418
>>63148875
>Finding Nemo 2, Incredible 2, Toy Story 4, Cars 2
>No Bugs Life 2
Is it because all the bugs died about a month after the movie ended?
>>63149455
>unrelated video game
nice try guy
A man (Matthew McConaughey) is reluctant to tell his fiancee (Kate Beckinsale) that his parents, uncle and brother (Gary Oldman) are dwarfs.
![55386263b6609.image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/syUSRuG.jpg "55386263b6609.image[1].jpg")
>>63149482
night fellas!
>77million dollars profit
>a third film in the works
>>63149555
Are "dude fat lmao" comedies the worst comedies?
>>63141082
>SPIDER LOC
>MASTER P
>CANDY BROWN
mfw
>>63140182
i liked the books
>>63149433
That's what they get for applying postmodern college minority ideas on the real world.
>>63140506
It happens in the same universe of Sons of anarchy
>>63141408
Is there any actor/actress that went from such great, influential roles to such shit roles. Stuff like this, the Fockers movies, and Heat knockoffs...
>>63149492
I remember Tosh made fun of that movie, me and my mom couldn't believe it was real
>>63149122
It's a cat with a deadly genetical disorder, better cash out before it fucking dies
That movie was good. Do you not like fun?
>>63149575
Don't tell /sp/
>>63149052
fucking seriously?
ITT: $4 Gas Station Movies
>>63145373
>dunstonchecksout.jpg
