>If you can tell me the Russian for "apply your own bloody suntan lotion."
Is alfred gay?
No but that nigga was getting his first day off in like 30 years, fuck them bitches he just wanted to chill and smoke a fat blunt
>>63139259
This tbqh
>>63139259
Yeah because when Bruce went away for almost a decade he just dusted off the furniture.
You know Alfred fucked in every room in that mansion, and at least 1 hooker died of an overdose and is buried in the well.
>mfw Alfred purpously told Bruce that Bane was better than him so he could get mad and go into a blinding rage resulting in his defeat.
All the time Bruce spent in jail Alfred spent it putting his mother's pearls inside some russian whore's asshole.
why did Bales performance of the "billionaire playboy" came off as a miserable and depressed dude doing it only because its a good masquerade?
i get that batman is crazy, but that doesnt mean he should be some kind of ascetic vigilante monk. the guy that nailed the eccentric playboy persona was Keaton.
was all of this a problem of that autist Nolan, uncapable of portraying people?
>>63138984
He's 80 year old Michael Caine. He's gotten so much free pussy in his life it's annoying at this point when you want to just relax on a yacht in a tropical paradise.
Also I hope BvS has a scene like this where Bruce plays up his billionaire playboy side with a tonne of super models.
>>63139445
You have 2 different versions of Wayne. I didn't recall ever seeing much reluctance out of Keaton's Wayne. I never got the "batman is a means to an end" that Bale's Wayne put off. Having said that, I do enjoy Bale's asshat trust fund Wayne, it reads more like stuff in the long halloween and year one.
>>63139445
You think billionaires are happy all the time? They get bored pretty quick of fucking supermodels that only care about free coke and yatch rides.
Bruce wanted a real relationship. The movie is about love, its always been f a m-
>>63139357
How pissed off do you think he was when Bruce finally came back and the mansion he had been doing coke and fucking underage escorts in for the past 10 years was burnt down within a few days?
>>63138984
Is that really what he says? I could never understand the cunt.
>>63138984
I didn't understand this either, at first I thought it was sarcasm. This would be a fantasy for most old men.
>>63141274
Nah, he's too old for that cockteasing shit, it's either all or nothing, and since there's no way he would be getting any, having to just rub them without getting rubbed in return would just be frustrating.
>>63138984
it's a well known fact that British people and Russians have been natural enemies ever since the War of 1812.
>>63139445
>uncapable
>>63141274
Alfred is a MGTOW
>>63139445
Keaton was shit
>>63141964
Are you trying to get a rise out of me?
>>63142019
Fuck you for making me laugh.
>>63142111
and fuck you for getting trips
