CHIQUITA BANANA
CHIQUITA BANANA
OBAMAWhat's your favorite Eric Andre bit, /tv/?
"insert wacky quote" /thread
Morpheus Drinking a Forty in a Death Basket
UH!
>>63138228
Sup, mcnugs
>>63138228
sup mellow
>>63138238
SEA SHELLS BY THE SEA SHOREPHEUS
my favorite part:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5h0oNZUB54
PSYCHO IN MY MIND
LUNATIC HYSTERIA
WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPHTHERIA
>>63138131
The episode where they had Pauly D as a guest was GOAT. He didn't have a clue as to what was going on.
this demi lovato interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdGMaL1w8XY
>>63138228
sup pimple pete
>>63138131
>youtube.com/watch?v=I472ruQFydY
Birdup, the worst show on television
I started getting cahmeira shy
>>63138228
You're being so narcoleptic.
>>63138397
...Hannibal?
>>63138397
Excuse me miss, have you seen my dog?
>yeah
DESCRIBE HIM TO ME
>>63138427
Pauly was pretty cool
Eric Balfour almost had a breakdown from the looks of it
I wish I were LeVar Burton.
I wish I were LeVar Burton.
Where's my iconic slave role?
Eric you Motherfucker
FUCK ALL YALL
FUCK ALL YALL
WARP SPEED DONT RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA
>>63138679
I want to know what juice he drinks
don't forget dem SLAVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFlJ361av4U
>>63138948
PAY THE TOLL
Probably the James Van Der Beek interview where they get doubles of everyone to repeat exactly what they say.
I find 99% of his 'comedy' to be everything wrong with Alt Comics though. LE RANCH IT UP!
>>63139009
I love the way he says Burton
makes me laugh every time
the halloween special interview and when the football player tackles him and starts beating the shit out of him.
>>63138427
The bigger, the better
The one where he's the black preacher on the street corner yelling about the plot of Star Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nseBliU80LM
>sup mello, u squirt?
>im just yanking ur chain, im just here tryin to write some super nintendo yelp reviews
>watcha readin mein kampf?
>>63138250
you mind if i hit this ranch? RANCH!
>>63139165
>Im hookin up with some oriental background actresses
>Im gonna chase some Cherokee chicks down the trail of beers
>sup brother bear, is it 840 yet?
>You're being such a narc right now. you're so narcoleptic
https://youtu.be/YzHn8f9cFEw
Makes me lose my shit every time.
>>63139273
Who is this spunk monk?
>>63138948
>DESCRIBE HIM TO ME
i made this screenshot the other day hahaha
>>63139073
shut up contrarian faglord mcgee
L RON HUBBARD IS THE TRUE GOD
>BLACK
THERE IS NO HELL
THERE IS NO.. Is that apart of our belief system?
>>63139364
Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
BIRD UP
>>63139415
>I find 99% of his 'comedy' to be everything wrong with Alt Comics though
you come here to talk shit about something we like.... youre the faggot
"hey everybody i dont like this thing... just letting you guys know" man stfu no one cares what you think
>>63139364
>>63139073
>>63139415
>>63139461
all of you great shitposting, but you should try mine. It's a small batch product, comes out of Vermont, you can barely taste the inferiority complex.
>>63139165
>I think you got me confused with somebody else
>Dude, I know you my man, you're Mellow Mike
>>63139577
this thread is dildoes and you talk like a fag
I don't trust like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1RgdMLbx3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5h0oNZUB54
>>63139426
I found out he films this (or used to) at 125th street in Harlem. I wish I would've known back then I would've hung around their more.
Look at my suit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9qTajiBHCc
>>63140213
>hanging around Harlem, trying to find Eric Andrew
only think you're going to catch is a bullet, cracker
>>63139015
It's piss.
>>63139415
sup mulatto
>>63139009
I almost suffocated myself from laughing when this happened
>>63139273
>Im gonna chase some Cherokee chicks down the trail of beers
>>63140429
>what is Gentrification
Nigga Harlem hasn't been scary since the 90s
HOYABEM-BE
>>63140429
Harlem is the new BrooklynI haven't been to NYC since my 6th grade field trip and have no idea what that really means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQHq2IwHSX4
the end of this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umHEax4N29o
>kraft punk
>the blood they had to play reese with her spoon
that show is full of moments
no other show can make me laugh in the manner that this show does
https://youtu.be/_URCSCFZ0Sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNCidAi5Zxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_URCSCFZ0Sg
well then BUY IT!
i dont know, SELL IT!
did you get the abortion yet?I'm Mulatto
>>63138238
Morpheus Dorpheus Worpheus
Go eat some Walrus' orifices
Porridges
Morpheus Morpheus go get to the buffet in Walruses
Confidence Corpseses Worcestershire Sauce
Go into your orifices
RED PILL BLUE PILL MORPHEUS WALRUSES
Sea shell by the sea shorepheus
MORPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY IN A DEATH BASKET
>>63140851
his "excuse me" sketches are funny like the cyclops and the blind man and this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGflZz60NtY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9se_3dKD2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyElRB-JXgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGMOiMrhGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UlXcoVHnog
All of the subway pranks
My favorite guest scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4GQv5OMk_w
>>63138397
YOU EVER BONE YOUR GRANDMA TO DEATH???
>>63139394
>l ron hoyabembe
If you call Seth Rogen's cell phone number in this video his answering machine actually picks up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hcn5eV8NDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9dwTH_COLY
Hannibal, you think we should just beat the shit out of Rick Springfield?
>>63141030
I liked when they attacked Mac DeMarco as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JTbrqmS77w
>>63138462
>You are the wind beneath my wings. I think you're great. And I... I'm ready for some football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yet2Q0M32GQ
L. Ron Hoyobembe
>>63139009
the interview where he smashes the table with one fist is also incredible
I"M A POTATO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8htF8gGUAjk
>>63138462
I love how the guests supposedly don't know what's going on at all.
The Demi Lovato interview is the best.
I think he just whips out a fucking bowl of spaghetti and starts eating.
>>63141116
They know he is going to fuck with them, but not how or how far he is willing to take his bits.
>>63141083
>Then prove it, take a poop in front of us.
>AND TURN IT INTO WINE
>>63141116
I'm sure some of the guests don't know what the show is when they show up. Lauren Conrad comes to mind.
>>63141201
From what I've heard their agent just hooks it up and then tells them they're going on, and to them it's just some show where a guy tries to be funny and a little crazy. They don't expect him to start smashing the fucking desk and bringing out a naked intern for him to beat, after a mumbling George Clooney impersonator pops out of the desk and rolls away.
>>63141253
Hippidy hip hop.
>>63141201
yooooooooooo i forgot when he threw up and then slerps it off his desk... she was like NOOOPPE
that was the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSHvJJqrd2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4GL2_AVFHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j64HkhGMY3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxxig_SOxBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjtDcuHClHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_TqMOaL_XQ
>>63141349
yes the second one
>i can take a pinky but not a whole dick
>>63141422
she looks traumatized
>>63141253
>They don't expect him to start smashing the fucking desk and bringing out a naked intern for him to beat, after a mumbling George Clooney impersonator pops out of the desk and rolls away.
They certainly also don't expect the studio's temperature turned all the way up, rotting clams put under their chair, something wet dripping on their head throughout the interview or the producer masturbating with a strap-on just off camera.
>>63141349
That's a...mayne.
>>63139015
It's full of ecstasy
>>63141530
top fucking kek someone please confirm this to be true
>>63141550
FLOCKA
>>63141522
probably because she has an eating disorder... i dont actually know if she does but shes a very thin californian girl so hey... now every time she throws up after a meal she will think of eric andre slerping up vomit..... that look on her face when she looks away...
>>63141573
He does all that plus a taser under the seat for some guests.
>>63141573
It's true, a lot of guest complain about the smell or how hot is
>>63141718
And you can see Eric sweating his ass off.
>>63141687
And Jimmy Kimmel said that his seat was alive. Probably filled with snakes.
>>63141015
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DIPLO SONG.
>>63141687
>>63141718
Found the taser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPcuByYKLwI
I've also heard heat complaints and Steve-O said it's the "least comfortable chair he's ever sat in."
>>63140555
Best Skit
>>63141573
the guy from haven was getting pissed. he complained about the heat and was getting stuff dripped on him.
>>63141349
Was that an homage to Jodorowsky in the second video?
>mfw I found out an oshkosh b'gosh is a store for kids clothes
Where the FUCK are season 3 torrents? All I can find are individual episodes on TPB, and that's just 1-5. Kickass doesn't have the show at all.
>>63138131
Bird Up! and the entirety of the Wiz Khalifa interview are absolute fucking GOLD.
>>63141116
It's kind of like the "Behind Two Ferns" interviews with Zach Galifianakis cranked up to 11. Zach mostly goes for insults and belittlements to their careers and personal lives, whereas Eric just does his best to make them as uncomfortable as possible.
They are aware that he is trying to fuck with them the entire time. They just don't realize how prepared he is to go full surreal-ass nightmare-inducing WHAT THE FUCK on them throughout the entirety of the interview.
>>63141083
>this entire sketch
>>63141766
>her ass gets zapped
>she is really uncomfortable with it and wants to leave
>Hannibal and Eric start talking about kale without missing a beat
>she jsut goes along with it because at this point she's so damn confused that her brain is just reverting to interview mode again instead of being completely weirded the fuck out
>>63141766
dis lady had nice bewbs in Notorious :3
>>63141019
>"you'll put on this velcro suit and stick to the wall!"
>wall crumbles as soon as he jumps through it
>We'll Be Right Back!
Every fucking time.
>>63138131
>>63143177
dude i forgot about Hannibal's hands....
what a sweet little song.
