What seriously happened to him?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
>>63137828
JUST
I'm gonna build him a skate park
>>63137828
Earthrock
My best friend Brian died in a car accident four years ago, he's dead and gone. RaceWars is his favorite
place, I'm gonna build him a track.
You don't have to be an ex-con to be an earth rocker, my siter's an earth rocker
My other best friend, Hobbs, is on steroids again. He's back at Sao Paulo for his sixteenth time, good luck
with that one.
Sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit, I don't go out anymore, I don't care about any motherfucker I
don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on Coronas at the yard, chit-chat with fuckin'
nobodies. Now I stay at the garage, like a fucking hermit, not gonna take any shit from anybody.
I know what's going on, Han got set up, He got crashed, thank god Gisele wasn't there to watch him get his
fucking ass burned, she would've wound up shoot up the streets and go to jail. She has a big mouth
I live my life a quarter mile at a time, I love it. Bring it the fuck on, Ride or die, remember?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3R3VRPOpao
>>63137828
Well, he was a big guy.
http://youtu.be/KBXFq0LpzEs
My best friend, Bubba, died in the Vietnam War twenty-four years ago. He's dead and gone. Alabama's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a shrimping boat.
You don't have be a smart man to know what love is. Dorothy Harris knows what love is.
My other best friend, Jenny, is on heroin again. She's back into a counterculture group for the sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, chewin' on chocolates at the bus-stop, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Momma wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch, motherfucker.
>>63137951
Jesus, white people.
>>63137854
What he means is they're rockers from earth. Earth rock aint a thing.
>>63137995
I didn't need my sides anyway.
>>63137951
>2 drummers
is that a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGGNf5fv8k
>>63137995
lmfao
Starting to look like his dad.
>>63138099
barz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gre3Yp9h36A
>>63138099
I couldn't finish.
>>63138143
This is perfect
Why did he try so hard to be some pretty boy glamfag back then, but now just goes for looking like a total slob?
>young kid with a good metabolism can drink and eat recklessly their whole life
>hit the age wall and don't change their diet or lifestyle to go along with their slower body
>get fat and ugly
Literally every skinny kid ever.
This can't be real
Bam Margera has always been an Emo manchild that strives for attention and now that he's older an irrelevant he's drowning himself in the booze. Plus when you have a faggot friend liek that novak degenerate that sucks dick and steals for his habit it's no wonder why your life is shit.
>>63137951
>revolution now, we are the real rock and roll underground
says the MTV stooge
>>63137828
Why do you guys keep posting an image of Phil when talking about Bam?
>>63137828
Alcoholism
It was in the cards. Both Vito and his dad are(were in Vito's case) morbidly obese.
>Wife divorces after 3 years because she can't stand your alcoholism
>Best friend dies in fiery car-crash
>Shortly after pedo accused uncle dies
>Too fat and old for Jackass
Why even live?
>>63137951
What's with that dumb bitch in the bank with a DSLR.
She doesn't know how to use that
>>63138099
This is.. really embarrassing.
Why do celebs always turn to rap when their life fucks up?
>>63140661
he ripped it off from a GG Allin song
>>63138556
metabolism does slow as you age, yes, but he got fatter because he stopped skating and kept drinking
>>63138093
The Shoes had 4 drummers
>>63140915
what are you talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v7v5dYp190
>>63137828
Diabetes.
>>63140915
Its just a trend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux3vOEgvcDE
>>63140983
he was rapping before he became famous
>>63140964
These threads are incredibly depressing. I don't want to age. x_x
>>63137995
top tier memeage
>That slurred, drunken way of speaking
>The audio was done over multiple takes and stitched together
>Bam is clearly flying the drone back down before the batteries run out
I haven't seen a celeb this JUST since Hoff's big mac attack.
>>63137828
he got set up. He got jumped.
it's a good thing Nikki wasn't there to see it happen. She would have ended up with a black guy who went to jail
>>63138002
>>63140957
Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
JUST
>>63142883
FUCK
The man who made a career for himself doing self-destructive things on camera is self-destructing.
Is anyone actually surprised by this?
>>63142927
He looked pretty damn healthy in jackass tho, they all did.
>>63142927
what about all the other CKY/jackass faggots though?
I have friends in Iceland that basically say he won't ever leave and might actually be more unwanted than even the US military in the country.
>>63143072
>wont ever leave
so you're saying he lives in iceland now?
>>63143068
rake is a chemist, raab is doing something similiar, dico is idk but not as fucked as bam
>>63143157
Think he's doing the whole "stay for 89 days, head to UK or something, then head right back" thing that many expats often do.
He got WASTED AND WOUNDED.
It eventually stops being funny.
>>63140846
>sooner or later Jackass will be rebooted with newer and younger talent
>Bam is brought back just for the sole fact he's now picked on and called a fatfuck the same way he did to Vito and Phil
>Fatwars 2 Bam vs. Weeman
>>63137995
7/10. You should have snuck in a sneaky Lootenan' Dan reference. Maybe even an AIDS joke as opposed to heroin one.
>>63143246
no preston?
>>63143072
Unsurprising really, I mean with the way he acts and shit he's never been wanted anywhere.
Exact reason MTV had to move his ass into the woods in the 2nd season of Viva La Bam
>>63138093
Doesn't Slipknot have like 5 or some shit?
>>63143216
Source>your butthole.
>>63143286
I will be seriously impressed if Preston lives that long
> Bam Margera net worth: Bam Margera is an American actor and stunt man who has a net worth of $50 million
![People+mcnuggets+verne+troyer+and+jason+acuna+posing+for+a_2e7391_5305672[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PFA5IBk.jpg "People+mcnuggets+verne+troyer+and+jason+acuna+posing+for+a_2e7391_5305672[1].jpg")
>dat feel when a manlet that finds someone smaller than you
You make this thread literally everyday
Fuck off
>>63143290
One actual drummer and two percussionist/backing vocalists (though they're primarily there to go crazy on stage and climb hydraulic setpieces.)
>>63143290
yeah and it's weird how everyone says joey jordison is so amazing when they need 5 fucking drummers
>>63143417
Not a single part of your post is correct, it's zero percent right. That's actually impressive.
>>63143352
For some reason I can't stop looking at this picture
>>63143352
Poor Verne.
>>63143463
yeah i like slipknot, was just memeing
>>63143593
Then well memed I guess.
>>63143523
it's impossible to stare at it for a minute straight and not laugh
>>63137828
That's what you face looks like when you abuse alcohol for years I thought?
No serious everyone I know that drinks alcohol excessive for a long time gets a fat head, isn't it brain swelling or something caused by it?
Oh and he's older and fatter than when he skated all day cause he's rich now I guess?
>>63137828
>Iceland was his favourite place. I'm gonna bone him in a skatepark.
What did he mean by this?
>>63140580
>reddit memer
>>63143352
>>63143591
oh when will they ever learn
>>63143352
He looks like a giant by comparison.
>>63143688
decade long alcoholic here. Bam is a fucking alcoholic. That picture sums it up. We get fatter, our faces swell into pumpkins, we stop giving a fuck about anything. Our hair looks bad and we wear what doesn't smell the worst and grin and bite through having to have our picture taken on the spot, we look like shit. Flushed faces and dry skin and all dat face bloat swelling. It takes one to spot one for sure. /tv/ I am an alcohol, and Bam is an alcohol too.
>>63143688
I'm interested to see what he has installed for us in the future, apparently getting the bone spurs fixed in his feet so we may get a slimmer phil, I mean bam. Just got CiG's new album and he left fuck face because he was tired of bams faggotry, but resolved the issue. Bam knows he's turned into a waste so yea, no where to go but up when you hit rock bottom.
>>63138491
He was all over the place. Had an ex that was obsessed with him and those androgynous northern European bands he promoted or whatever (HIM, 99 Eyes, etc). He was a nasty skate punk, then he tried the glam metal thing, and now he's his dad.
>>63143245
Go do a pushup and take a shower, man-child.
>>63137828
Drugs
Food
Physical inactivity
Why is it so god damned satisfying to see Bam turn into Phil?
And so it begins
>>63144067
How bad are we talking here? Like "booze in favor of food" alcoholic?
>>63145900
Can't run away from fat genes
>>63146480
Cause he's too fat to run?
>>63143216
that doesnt work though. it's 90 days within 180 days or some shit for shengen.
why DOES he like iceland so fucking much? it's cold as fuck, small, probably boring, dark, expensive
>>63137828
nothing really
his white trash genes are just going full bloom
also who really gives a shit about this fat loser?
>>63147291
No blacks.
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