ITT: Share tips on sneaking food to the local cinema
I usually have my girlfriend hide food in her purse.
I understand this tip might not apply to many on /tv/.
>>63137503
I dress up as a qt trap and hide food in my purse
Also makes it less awkard to buy tickets to kids movies
>>63137503
I know, why would a 9 year old carry a purse?
>>63137503
kek
I store it in my stomach before entering the theater.
>mfw they still haven't caught on
There's no difference between smuggling a wallet-full of pizza rolls, and smuggling in a gun.
If you bring illegal food into the movie theater, you are below the scum of the earth. I spit on you
>implying a minimum-wage employee would even think about confronting you in front of a crowd of strangers while risking to loose his job
you niggers are fags
>>63137617
D E V I L I S H
Last time I went to the cinema I tried to bring in some marionberry cobbler. I had even brought it in a cup so it wouldn't take up too much room. The ticket dick said I had to buy cobbler at the counter, and all they had was blackberry.
Now I just wrap my cobbler up in butcher paper, tie it off with some twine and put it in my parka. That way it doesn't get all over and at first glance it just looks like ground beef, which my local cinema allows as long as it's uncooked.
>>63137568
>tfw I did this all throughout middleschool because of this movie
I usually did chips or gummies
>>63137642
One time I had my feet leaning on the seat on front of me, not on top blocking anyone's view, just pushing the seat forward so I could lean back (like maybe 10 people total) and the flashlight guy rolls up and goes "could you take your feet off the seat please?" So I lifted them as high into the air over the seats as possible and go "is this better?" People behind me chuckled and the dude literally just smiles, lets out a heh heh, and leaves. Beta of all the betas work flashlight theatre duty.
eat before going to the cinema? how fucking hard is that you dumb lardass
>>63137529
> Obese man with wearing a wig and a dress buys one ticket for frozen
> Less awkward
For you maybe.
Simply put it in your waist, if they ask about the buldge sue them for sexual-harassment.
Alternatively, have a buddy bring a ladder to sneak in snacks through the theater shower window.
Perhaps you can even have your falcon fly it in high above the ushers head.
>>63138009
Maybe I like the thrill of sneaking it in, motherfucker
I like living the hard life
>>63138009
>he doesn't clean out a gas station of snacks and blaze a fatty with his homies in the car before going in and getting the high score on the new Jurassic park game
>>63137418
DO JANIES RLY GET PAID IN HOTPOCKETS
>2015
>not smuggling movies INTO restaurants.
>Sit down
>Order food
>Take out dvd player
>Start to watch the phantom menace
>People asking me to use headphones
>Manager asks me to leave
>refuse
>call the cops
>keep watching until the cop tackles me
>get cuffed during pod racing part.
The food was shit anyways.
dude ushers get paid minimum wage, they couldn't give a fuck less about what you "sneak" in. stop with this fucking meme, its dumb. next time you walk into a theater just hold whatever you wanna bring your hand, and just walk past them. tell them its for one of the managers that work there, theyll let you pass. they do not fucking care. I was one. we didnt give a shit.
>>63138309
This. The only patrician way honestly.
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in the hoodie hat, I sneaked an ice tea bottle in there once
>>63137975
absolute madman. I bet several women offered you their phone numbers on the spot.
>>63137503
My gf volunteers to buy bubble tea and put it in her purse, along with nuts, chips, etc.
>>63138309
I prefer watching YIFY rips of Blade Runner at the local Asian fusion joint.
*tips cape*
>>63138429
#SKITTLELIVESMATTER
>>63137418
Carry it in. A bunch of underpaid teenagers won't care.
I usually bribe the ticket ripper a pizza bite or a small bite of prime rib, they let me in every time.
>>63138466
>not watching it on yify.tv so you don't have to download anything
I remember for the TDK premier, my friends and I snuck in a 24 pack of soda. I was in high school. No idea why we did it. Once we were in we had no idea what to do with 24 sodas. I stood up in the packed theater and asked if anyone wanted any. Some guy at the very top row raised his hand. I dont know what the hell I was thinking, but I just chucked it at him. I pitched it directly at his fucking face as hard as I could. That guy just got pelted by sodas for no reason. I could have totally missed and hit someone else.
>>63137635
One is illegal, one is against theater policy. There's a difference.
>>63137503
ree
>>63138532
> one is illegal
> this is what it feels like to live outside the red state paradise that is the lower half of the united states.
>>63138309
lel
>sneaking in food
There is literally no need to sneak it in, all the cinemas around me are run by 15-18 year olds
I will just walk right past them with a soda in my hand and candy and they have never once said anything. Literally everytime i go see a movie I bring it in and not a peep out of those betas
hide shit on your shoe or sock
>>63138435
Pssh like I even turned around to them theater thugs and their trouser ticklers
>>63137503
Fuck you
>>63137418
paracord watch, but use pullnpeel twizzlers or spaghetti.
Do your shoelaces too
Be careful using aluminum foil to keep your food hot.
Sometimes it sets off the metal detectors.
>>63137418
I just walk in carrying a can of pepsi and whatever snack, they don't give a shit
>>63137418
>Move to civilised country
>Walk in with whatever (Except Glass bottles)
If you're taking fast food they just say to please take your container/bag/whatever to the bin afterwards so that the smell of Fast Food doesn't linger in the cinema. I've taken Pizza and McDonalds in before.
This is a typical way to drink sodas in Mexico, so sneaking sodas is easy as fuck, when I sneak chips or Doritos I usually crunch them and put them in a smaller non-metalic bag.
I hide them in the pockets of my pants or in the pockets of the hoodie
>>63137503
>>63138826
Well that's dumb, what if you fumble it?
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Sneaking food is easy. Just find a random retard outside the theater and ask them to come with you. This way you can bring food with you, since they allow retards to bring their own food because reasons, and you can also get past the no singles policy. I've done this many times. Once you get past the drooling and the loud mouth breathing the whole deal is pretty sweet, especially if you manage to find an autistic qt.
>>63137418
just tell them you're type one diabetic. I've been able to bring in wendy's with this.
wear a backpack full of snacks under your sweatshirt to make it look like you're a hunch back and limp around making retard noises, then have a friend with you who acts normal and gets offended on your behalf if anyone thinks you're faking it
>>63137677
This made me laugh.
>>63137503
you would think
>outside the walls of the cinéma
>crowd is being packed into the lobby by the guards
>hot pocket in hand
>unsure how to smuggle
>scramble to unzip my falcon's fanny pack
>mash the treat inside
>hear the spotlight turn on
>it swings toward me
>feel a gloved hand on my shoulder
>guard throws my sandwich and falcon to the hungry mob
>torn to shreds
>bbc therapy scheduled for later today
RIP Chauncey
>>63138872
You hardly need to find someone else if they let retards in with food.
>>63138867
You must be careful, I've been doing this since over 20 years and never happened an accident. Also you supposed to sneak a small medium soda (300-500 ml) not a freaking huge soda (2-3 liters)
>>63137418
Meanwhile Polynesians & phillipinos are literally showing up at the ticket stantion with whole bags of groceries. Food gets thrown away everytime after a 5 minute argument. Somebody please red pill these idiots.
>Get brain damage
>retarded for life
>hide food inside helmet
>handler takes me to every movie
>I can shit my pants and noone screams at me.
Seriously, just be retarded. It only affects your speech, I can type like a motherfucker.
>>63139018
Puffy jacket.
Small of back, arms, or lining.
Damn easy.
once I went to the cinema and I had filled my mouth candies, squirrel like to bring my own food. a guy who worked there asked me if I was good because my mouth was swollen as if to vomit and tried to speak but so spat the candy on the ground and ran
I just get a note from my doctor saying the T-Bone steak is medicinal. Works every time.
You can use what's called "dead space" in everyday objects to smuggle food into the movie theatre with a few everyday household tools such as a rasp and a bandsaw. For example, you can hollow out the inside of a lamp and place a bag of chips inside or auger the leg of a footstool and put in a pack of liquorice. Cans of paint, apparently sealed, also work well, but if you really want to avoid detection, keep the paint in the can and submerge the food item. That way when the usher opens the lid to check the contents, he'll only see a full can of paint. Electric appliances such as ghetto blasters, personal computers, and home video recorders also do a fantastic job of concealing food and even beverages if you have a knack for finding for "dead space." CRT monitors in particular are a favourite of clandestine cinematic snackers. Use this knowledge responsibly.
>>63138532
It's illegal to bring food into a theater? I never knew that.
>>63139181
Dang son why did that make me crack up. Reminds me of Malcolm in the middle
>Malcolm: can I have some?
>Stevie: can't..... its a...... proscription sandwich.
>proscription sandwich! Come on Stevie that's not even a good lie
>>63139278
>keep the paint in the can and submerge the food item.
This cracked me the fuck up, you know I used to hate this food meme but It has potential.
>>63139330
>found the Polynesian
The most odd thing I've ever snuck into a movie theater was an 8 pack of oscar mayer hot dogs. Ate them cold. that was for a showing of the rundown with the rock back in the day.
i'm old as shit
>>63139530
>The most odd thing I've ever snuck into a movie theater was an 8 pack of oscar mayer hot dogs. Ate them cold.
HOW DOES THIS SHIT EVEN ENTER ONES MIND
THIS IS LIKE IRL CRABLEGS
I would sneak in a subway sandwiches in my hoodie sleeve. It was pretty obvious looking but who was gonna stop me? The look on their faces they knew what I was doing but could do nothing but watch.
>>63137418
Here's a tip: If you need to snack while watching a movie you're subhuman filth. If you had even the slightest bit of self control you could sit for 2 hours without slurping soda or greasy food.
>>63139564
>precooked
>no hot dog water
>easy to sneak in and snack on
>only get better as they get warmer
>>63137418
>steal mannequin from department store
>cut hole in head
>fill with snacks (soda in an arm, leggs with ranch dressing and nuggies)
>put wig on and clothes too
>Weekend at Bernie's the mannequin friend into movie
You have to pay for 2 tickets but saves on snacks and gets around the no singles policy quite nicely.
>>63138309
Now this is podracing
>>63139604
>Vienna sausages would've been easier, classier, tastier, & unfortunately smellier.
The theater I went to had a Nordstrom right next to it, so I would always walk in with a nordstrom bag filled with whatever popcorn and shit.
>>63138826
>sodas in plastic bags
Damn man, I haven't seen this shit since I lived in San Jose like 10 years ago. Always thought it was weird and kind of gross. Plus, sloshing your soda around in a plastic bag is great way to make it get all flat and nasty fast.
>>63138629
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>>63139662
This is kind of random, but Im remembering it now.
In college I took a public speaking class. One of the students, who had black hair and was brown as fuck, gave a speech about his german heritage and how his favorite food was Weinerschnitzel.
>>63139644
NO DOUBLES POLICY
>>63138826
erect fortification
>>63138528
>not passing it like a stadium beer
heathen
>>63139032
This is fake.
Fuck food, the important question is how can one crypto-smoke in a theater?
new crab leg thread:
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>>63139954
Retard
>>63139954
We're at 84 posts, we don't need a new fucking thread.
@63139994 & 63140009
FLAMEHEADS GET OUT
>>63140035
>@63139994 & 63140009
>>63139530
I knew this kid in middle school that openly dunked his brought from home in a ziplock baggie hot dogs that he would dunk cold into the elementary chocolate milk and eat. Not even to be different, he just said he liked it. God bless you Jeremy, I was too much a coward to try and could only mock
>>63137418
Make it look like an AR-15
@63140035
@63140009
@63139994
@63139954
Just fucking hashtag your 4chan posts with #crablegs and filter them in the catalog.
Fucking barbarians.
>be grill
>bring purse
:^)
I'm connected with the cinema showers busboy
I meet with him behind the cinema where he has spare cups which I fill up my alcohol with, then I meet with him in the showers and he gives me the cups
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>wear small cleat backpack, pic related
>put whatever snack, drink bottles I want in there
>walk into theater
easy, never been stopped or anything along those lines.
>>63137418
are those Totino's pizza roles? that's punk and hardcore
>>63137418
Pockets are great for hiding Ravioli
non amerifat here. How much do a bucket of popcorn and a medium sized soda cost in burgerland?
>>63140446
$23. $60 after tipping the cashier and each member of his family.
>>63140446
probably like $10 but it varies really
remember you can refill buckets of popcorn for free at most movie places as well
>>63140446
Here in Rhode island around 90 dollars for a large popcorn and a medium diet soda (salt not included) although the current mayor chief has invested a lot of effort and resources into banning not only singles, but two males together unless they can prove they are truly a homosexual couple. A marriage or standard gay license usually suffices
>>63140446
About 9 bucks, but the medium sized drink is huge and the medium popcorn is hilariously massive.
>>63139530
I once smuggled one of those small McDonalds patties and a bag of McPotatoes with a coke. Entire theatre smelled of McDonalds
Is this an American thing? Are Americans actually searched when they go to the movies?
I'm Canadian, if i want to bring in food from outside:
a. The people aren't payed enough to care.
b) I just put it in my bag.
>>63140611
Only homosexual men carry bags in America Syrupbro.
>>63140525
>>63140557
in Mexico you get two sodas and one big pop corn bucked for the equivalent of $10 dollars aprox.
>>63140611
> Are Americans actually searched when they go to the movies?
Yes, and whats even more ridiculous is that they can take food but not guns, since the US constitution ensures that every American can bring a gun with him where ever he wants.
>mfw waiting for a dim lit or night scene so I can take out my food without being noticed
>mfw waiting for huge explosions so I can open my coke can without being noticed
life is hard
>>63138429
Since I live in the upper Midwest I wear a hoodie underneath a coat. I put the food in the front hoodie pocket
>>63140637
>not having a .357 in your fanny pack so when fools laugh at you or try and rob you, you can bust it out and drop them
Then call the police with your phone you have clipped to your belt
>>63140735
>tfw wait for silence to open my can coke
>>63140735
>>63140869
Literally no one cares.
But I do it too...
>Tfw when you kick a full can over and you hear it rolling and spilling all the way down the concrete floor
>>63140735
>not just bringing a bottle
>>63141155
>not making everybody else jealous of your sneaking skills
>>63140446
A large popcorn and large soda costs about $12. It's pointless to go any smaller since the difference is like a quarter or 2. Getting butter costs a dollar and the salt costs 50 cents. I can also pay for a refill in advance for just 50 cents, otherwise it's a dollar to refill. In either case you're only allowed one refill as they mark the bucket.
I just walk in with a plastic bag
Literally never been stopped, is America hard on this shit?
>>63141252
Yes. Since the Aurora shootings I've gotten pocket pattings. I can't even imagine how the usher would react if I brought a plastic bag filled with various items.
>>63141252
They think you're homeless using your little money to see a movie and get out of the cold for a bit, use the showers, drink from the fountain, look for bottles to put in your bag, and probably eat discarded popcorn and nachos from the trash. They pity you, that's why you've never been stopped.
I'm legally blind, so I sneak in snacks on my seeing-eye dog's doggy pack. The dog's also good to have in case a shooter gets too close.
>>63141252
They pat you down before you're allowed in the theather now
>>63141303
as long as I don't have pay $20 for a popcorn and coke
>>63137418
just in a backpack cinema employees aren't paided enough to care
>>63141270
>>63141329
I refuse to believe this
It's a fucking movie
>>63141384
It's just security theater. They don't actually do anything or even care if you're sneaking stuff in. It's just to make people feel safe, the usher doesn't care enough to confront you about your ice pops you're bringing in.
>>63141384
3rd worlder detected. I bet you wish you lived in the land of the free now
You could just sneak in to the employee lounge and microwave your own bags of popcorn.
>>63141467
I just take the popcorn bags from the trash and get a refill from that. It's not like the bags are dirty or anything, at least if the fatty didn't pour butter or his own flavoring all over it.
>>63141384
I'll bet you'd totally go to a public gathering in Kabul where they didn't frisk people, right faggot?
>>63138052
top kek
>>63141485
DUDE JUST WEAR OUTLANDISH OUTFITS IF YOU LACK TALENT LMAO
>>63141618
What's outlandish about it? First we made clothes from animal hides, now it can be from meat. The artistic message behind her outfit is also inspiring.
>>63137635
Except one kills you quickly, the other slowly.
>>63140446
Anywhere between $10-$16 depending on the state, theater and cost of living.
>go to the movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "one for Django Unchained!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contests of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to the cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them all as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it
>over 100 replies
>no one mentions the god-tier clothing of choice when sneaking in snacks
Cargo shorts remain GOD-TIER.
>tfw saw CREED today with my cousin and uncle (7.5/10, btw, not bad senpai)
>snuck in two waters, two small packets of nuts and a medium bag of pretzels with just my cargo shorts
>no one gave a flying fuck because unless it's blatant they can't really stop you and they don't get paid enough anyway
>mfw ate while watching comfy boxing movie
>>63140655
too bad you still live in Mexico though lmao
>>63141638
>her
>>63141849
Cargo shorts are okay to wear to theaters but you can't wear them alone otherwise you'll raise too much suspicion.
Don't?
Eat at home or go to a restaurant. Stop shoving food in your fat face for a moment and watch the movie you paid to see.
>>63141842
>three
kek
>>63141919
>I can't eat and watch at the same time
What are you, fucking 3 years old? If you don't eat while watching a movie you're not grasping the true meaning of the cinéma
>>63141139
what a nightmare
>>63141155
bottles are more noisy, they make that TSSSSSssss sound, while a can just does the tshlck sound for less than a second. do you even sneak?
>>63141919
Do you have ADD?
>>63141849
>uncle (7.5/10, btw, not bad senpai)
Hot uncle alert
>>63137418
Can I e-mail you?
>>63141850
I live in the safest and nicest part of Mexico so it's not that bad
>>63141958
>>63142215
Are you such a fat fuck that you can't wait 2 hours to eat again and have to go out of your way to sneak more food into a theater?
>>63142311
Autism
There is a collectibles store in the mall where a theater back home is. They told me to sneak in a drink from the Five Below across from them because how expensive it is. Then again I just spent a buncha money on dollar comics and action figures and random shit probably don't need. So paying the cornered prices for food there that keeps them afloat isn't too bad.
Still. It's a fucking shit system where theaters have to make money off concessions to live.
Meanwhile, near my apartment, is an indie non-profit theater that had fresh popcorn with real butter (which even then I don't always want) and even local soda and beer. So I really enjoy getting food there.
>>63141303
>use the showers
Why do people keep saying "theater showers" in this thread? Is this the new "singles policy"-type meme, or are you guys just referring to the toilet?
>>63142514
It's people just taking a new thing and making memes out of it, like having to pay to use it or tipping a made up attendant. My theater installed showers recently in the men's room after too many neckbeards attending comic book movies started to stink up the theater and the cost to destink it became too much. So now they just tell them to take a shower instead of kicking them out and having to refund them.
>>63142123
>not pre-twisting the bottlecap in your car before entering the theater so you don't have to fret over a loud TSSSSSssss sound
>>63142583
SOMETIMES YOU FORGET TO DO IT OKAY???all the time
>>63142555
Jesus, man, these memes are getting far too dank for my tastes.
>smuggling food in
Just go in the gift shop and act like you got out of the movie, then get whatever you want from the deli and just walk in the theater through the exit, you dont have to check out that way and you can enjoy your free cold cut platter during the movie
>go to the movie theater by myself
>ask ticket grill for my ticket "one for The Hateful Eight!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?"
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD" rip my own stub because I'm not a idiot
>enter food area, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with homemade cola and popcorn inside (used real butter)
>turn to those behind me in line and announce "ENJOY PAYING SIX BUCKS FOR SODA, YOU FILTHY TROGLODYTES"
>make my way to the cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them all as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it
>>63137418
Sneak it in a giant ice cube!
>>63142684
Your a big guy
here in Australia they let you bring in what ever you want besides glass bottles, the thing is though they seem to offset that by charging $15-20+ for an adult ticket
>>63137418
>having to sneak it in
I'll enjoy my 7 euro imax tickets at a place where you can bring your own stuff.
Feels good being dutch.
How do I sneak spaghetti into the movie theater? Should I put the spaghetti a plastic container instead of a plastic bag? I want to see Trumbo next month but I want to eat my favorite food while watching it.
>>63137418
Do not a single person of your carry a bag? What the hell?
Where do you put your wallet/tablet/notebook/pens?
>>63142825
they would see right through it
>>63143690
fanny pack
>local theater has a no outside food policy
>I really, really like to eat
>decide to keister in some French fries
>put about 20 of them inside a condom filled with mayo
>leave a little piece of the condom out for quick access
>tfw showerboi spots the loot when he's scrubbing my buttocks and snitches
>theater manager sentences me to penis inspection duty for a month
Worst month of my life desu.
>>63143725
Local cinema complex is 5 minutes of walking far from my house so , no. I usually carry only keys.
>>63143725
I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to bring backpacks into cinemas.
Denim jacket with huge inner pockets. Bring in whatever the fuck I want, it doesn't matter if you're printing, they can't search you.
Cargo shorts in the summer.
>>63137418
Learn very basic sowing and make an inside pocket in your sweater. Seriously it would take like half a day.
>pockets loaded with candy and shit
>guard in the tower hits me with the spotlight as soon as I walk in
How do they know every time?
>>63138332
Yeah some of you faggpts care. I snuck into two movies and when I tried to sneak into a third you said something. And don't give me some suit ahout it being too obvious. You said you don't care. So don't invent new parameters about when you care and when you don't.
>>63137418
Hollow cane fillled with broth. Never been questioned.
>>63144278
>How to sneak choclate into American movie theatres.reddit
>not bringing a flask full of the booze of your choice in your coat pocket
>get an overpriced soda
>drink a bit and then dump the contents of the flask inside
>still way cheaper than it would be in a bar
>>63138826
>Mexicans eat Doritos
why is this so funny to me? I thought you guys would have the good shit there but its just doritos like in murrika
>>63144660
Why would mexicans have better fast food than americans?
Whats the logic here?
>>63137418
>no singles policy
>regular shootings
>cant even bring your own snacks in
why are American theatergoers such cuccbois
>>63144674
just funny to that the corn chips they have there are doritos
>>63137418
just take a satchel or backpack, what are they going to do, fucking search it?
>>63138826
>Canadians drink bags of milk
>Mexicans drink bags of soda
>Americans drink bags of wine
USA USA USA
>land of the free
>people can't even bring their own soda to the cinema
>>63137503
My gf hides peanut butter cups in her shoes for me. Jokes on her, I just love the taste of sweaty feet.
>>63145411
Land of the free also means that the cinema owners can put up whatever rules they want on their property.
Get a bag. Carry it in. You think some minimum wage employee gives a fuck? I want to bring in a pizza but I don't have the balls, and they'd probably be obligated to say something then I'd have an awkward situation.
>>63141485
I'd kill to see Gaga take black cock
>>63137418
Christ just wear a backpack is it really that hard where you live? In Ausfailia no one gives a shit what you eat in a cinema.
>>63137418
Just take a backpack or a large jacket when you go, it's not hard.
>all these shills going autistic ninja mode to sneak in some chips
Literally just put it in your jacket. Learn faggots, i even entered with a whole cake once
>>63145985
>i even entered with a whole cake once
nigga how fat are you to have that big of a jacket and eating a fucking cake in a movie
>>63146003
Weight doesn't equal jacket size, it would depend on your height.
>>63137418
My local cinema has just installed a skylight in the ceiling right next to the kino showers, so what I do is that I buy a ticket for myself and my cinema snake, go in and then have my snake crawl up and open the lock on one of the skylight windows. Now here is the brilliant part; Before all of this I've had my cinema falcon waiting on the roof with all my snacks (and crab legs ofc) and as the snake unlocks the window my falcon swoops in with my supplies.
Git gud faggots
>>63137418
Are you guys for real? Do they actually check you like frisk you to see if you have any food on you? Here i just walk in with snacks in a Plastic bag and the most they will do is ask me if i have snacks or drink in, i tell them no, and go right in, i just imagine some guy with full police gear frisking people and checking their bags for snacks, nice freedom you got there
My method:
Be handsome. Women ticket taker.
Ask, "hey, is it okay if I bring these in?".
Done.
>>63147394
Sorry, this works with gay ticket takers too. Didn't mean to sound exclusionary.
>>63138597
Yeah, I was kinda shocked, but when meeting up in an unfamiliar suburb to watch Django with a friend, I carried in a 2L fanta bottle right in front of the ticket guy and nobody gave a fuck.
>>63143725
In my local theater they search bags before entering.
>>63139026
It seems to me like laws are just really lax in South Asia and Polynesia
I know a dude from Fiji who has been driving an unregistered car without a license for 2 years and never been caught. This is in Australia, we've tried to explain to him that he'll get in trouble and he just doesn't understand.
I buy a packet of M&M or a chocolate block from a supermarket and stick it in back pocket
its pretty noticable
but ticket takers have never said shit
>>63144660
But doritos are good shit.
You really do not need that much sugar. I recommend you try a bag of macadamia nuts next time. Before you go out have 3 glasses of metamucil to curb your appetite and what I like to bring a thermos with a mixed Kahlúa to satiate the urge to drink without paying crazy theater bar prices and dessert at the same time!
Britfag here. I can stuff a backpack full of food and just walk in.
>>63138309
Are you me?
>sit down for a nice breakfast at waffle house
>take out my mobile device and start up the movie Chaw
>expect people to flip out
>it's waffle house, noone gives a shit
