I hate this goofy looking condescending bitch
Whenever shes on screen she ruins it
Im not a fan of Anderson's filmography but last nite i watched the Royal Tenenbaums, and to tell you the truth, it would've been a solid 9.5 if this dumb "im too superior for you" cunt wouldnt been casted.
Shes probably the reason Coldplay turned to shit, but i guess that belongs to /mu/
Paltrow Hate Thread (or Actors/Actresses that downgrade a film for you)
>Paltrow in a office dress
Unf
>>63122264
fuck you she has the body of a lizard
decent legs i guess but shes fucking shite
I think she's a shit actress but what exactly makes you think she has a superiority complex?
>>63122312
"im a vegan, im a great actress, i named my fucking son Apple"
shes a cunt
>>63122207
The Royal Tenembaums is not a 9.5 movie
>>63122375
Of course not, not with this bitch in it.
>>63122312
Look up her blog. She has an entire site dedicated to condescending to other people about how rich she is, how much better looking she is, and how much better she is than other women at raising children. It's obnoxious to say the least, but I suspect it would only really trigger women such as the OP.
>>63122375
9
it has it all
pace
score
developed characters
obv production values
great writing
great acting
nice story
Anderson should've retired after it. nothing afterwards tops TRT in his filmography.
>>63122445
lol she had a condom dispenser on a Christmas rec gift list
that whole list was pretty gaudy though
>>63122445
absolutely disgusting
>>63122207
>Shes probably the reason Coldplay turned to shit, but i guess that belongs to /mu/
not really, but i was listening to speed of sound the other day...goat song desu
>fat tumblr whales mad that Goopfu is rich, fit and beautiful
>>63122445
why don't you tell it to the girls at brunch you jealous fucking idiot bitch
jesus christ what the fuck are you even doing here
>>63122987
Men and women both hate her. The only people I know that like her are upper middle class moms.
But she give us this
>>63122207
>>63123063
Why does she need so many fucking limes?
I literally want her to kek me so bad
>>63122207
D R O P P E D
>>63123063
29 bucks for that? When I lived in the Yukon where everything had to be flown in 8/12 months of the year, I could get more food than that for 29 bucks.
Fucking white people can't shop for shit.
>>63123063
>all those lemons
>bag of pointless peas
>one tomato and onion when buying multiple is cheaper
>one avocado
theyre like 3 or 2 for a dollar
she obviously just picked random shit, not even poor collegefags make such shit grocery shopping decisions
>>63123063
I need a high caloric input, lemme buy seven limes
>ywn gently kiss her bellybutton
JDIMSA
>>63122467
I prefer Rushmore
Goop was my waifu back in the 90s
>>63122312
she once said being mother is more difficult to her than to "normal" mothers. That doesnt even make sense.
>>63122312
this here
>>63123063
She's a rich cunt pretending to understand the poor. My country is full of people like her and that's pretty much the reason why 99,9% of the population (literally, they made a poll and this was the result) here don't like the government, political parties or the media.
>>63123063
>Family
>Not per person
http://www.worldhunger.org/articles/Learn/us_hunger_facts.htm
>The average SNAP recipient received about $125 a month (or about $4.17 a day) in fiscal year 2014.
>>63123349
That belly button is an abomination. Kissing it is a one-way ticket to the fires of Hell.
She was so hot in that movie
>actually caring about what she's like in real life
she's hot and her acting is not terrible, if her being in a movie bothers you you're retarded
Man those SJWs sure do like to get triggered and throw bitchfests right /tv/?
Reminder that hating on Paltrow is a reddit meme
>>63122207
haha you'll never have sex with a female
>>63123349
roid gut
>makes a christmas gift guide for her website
>includes $950 toilet paper
Why is she so based?
>>63123677
There are some pretty desperate whales out there anon, he just might.
>>63122349
she's not at all vegan. not even vegetarian
>>63123349
muh dick
She got aids from Sheen, no doubt.
I like beautiful people that are proud, they're like elves ;_;
>>63122207
i hate her, that she got the Oscar for Shakespeare in Love while based Cate should have won it for Elizabeth
YES ALL THIS YEARS AND I AM STILL MAD
Didn't she try to write for Yahoo or some shit and got told fuck no?
>>63123647
Only poor fat people hate based Goop.
>>63124022
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/goop/
Brah, you need to chill.
>>63122207
I've never liked her ever since she fucked over her best friend to get a high profile role. That alone speaks volumes about her personality.
Does anybody else actually agree with most of what Paltrow says? I get that she annoys you but come on, European conversations generally are of higher caliber than American conversations, eating healthy is a good thing, and she is rich and successful. If you all weren't inadequate Americans, you would agree with us
>>63124022
I don't find her attractive, her neck has always bothered me desu
>>63124189
>European conversations generally are of higher caliber than American conversations
How the fuck would you even measure such a thing?
>>63124101
Goop is her name, you tit.
>>63124189
This might be hard for someone with autism to understand, but how you say something matters more than what you say. The tone, the context, the image that you are projecting. She says things in the most pretentious, self-righteous way; she is the complete opposite of humble, and this is what pisses people off the most.
>>63124343
>she is the complete opposite of humble, and this is what pisses people off the most.
Most people are lazy people jealous of anybody who has more than them.
>>63124285
Well I imagine you'd rate the conversations on a twenty point scale, with the relevant factors being intellectual insight, banter, philosophical profundity, and speed of wit.
>>63124343
She has no reason to be humble, other than to protect your feelings I suppose. She's good-looking, famous, rich, and successful. She's been nominated for major film and acting awards, has a fantastic sex life, is white, and leads a fulfilling life to its greatest extent. What exactly should she be humble about?
>>63124440
>>63124445
Nearly all other people who have ever better lives than her, are even more successful, and more talented speak with humility. Even if you don't have to be humble, no one will look down on you for it, but nearly everyone should be, and people will hate you for not being it.
>>63124343
>abloobloobloo people can't be proud
>>63124482
>and people will hate you for not being it.
...so?
>>63122207
>Hating on this
You a faggot or something?
>>63124511
You know that you can be proud, confident, and humble right? I mean just look at most CEOs, most actors, most politicians, most Nobel Laureates. Just anywhere where success is. Do you actually like or, or are you only defending her to be contrarian?
>>63123045
makes me want to cry. Why did this happen senpai
>unironically naming your kid apple
>>63124606
>abloobloobloo everyone, even rich people, should act like they're poor
>>63122207
hey look it's Gilbert Gottfried
She hurt my noni
>Her biggest Hollywood enemy is apparently Winona Ryder. They were BFFs until Gwyneth allegedly saw a script for Shakespeare In Love at while visiting Ryder’s home. The 41-year-old is accused of convincing producers to hire her for the role – which she won an Oscar for – instead. It’s reported they haven’t spoken since.
>>63124779
Winona should pay her a visit and steal her stuff
>>63124648
I don't think that's what he's getting at
that anon just thinks its not right to flaunt your wealth, its just cheap
>>63124857
>abloobloobloo I'm jelly of rich people
>>63124245
Its really fucking easy to make time to work out when you have personal assistants shopping for you and driving your kids to school
>>63124644
Have you seen those paparazzi pics? It's no surprise since she has a fucking orchard growing down there.
>>63124884
Are you somehow implying Adele doesn't have spare time or assistants?
>>63124908
>ywn suffocate in Gwyn's bush
Currently unironically watching shallow Hal.
>>63125562
>tfw no fat Goop gf
goop
>>63123720
>/tv/ in charge of being /fit/
A cheese burger is literally $1. You can have 14 a week, 2 a day.
>>63122207
Didn't this bitch go on some morale crusade and tried to live on 20 dollars worth of groceries for a week, then proceeded to buy about 20 limes
>>63127434
I can go a week living on $2.33
Banking ftw
read some articles she drank alcohol while pregnant. fetal alcohol syndrome.. the only preventable form of mental retardation.
>>63124884
Literally 1 hour a day fat ass. You can do just body exercises if your autistic self too afraid of going to the gym and interacting with people.If you have time for 4chan, you have time to exercise.
>>63124245
I don't get it, both are completely reasonable viewpoints. Adele doesn't care about her looks so she eats as much as she wants because it makes her happy. Gwenneth does and works hard for it and so she stays in shape. They're both right since they're both basically saying the same thing: how fat you are is up to how willing you are to stay in shape.
>>63123371
Hnnng
If you find Gwyneth Paltrow goofy looking, then what the fuck do you have to say about Anne Hathaway?
>>63122207
>Coldplay turned to shit
>implying Coldplay wasn't always shit
There needs to be a movie where she plays a Nazi camp guard stepping on various non-white people's dicks and cackling.
Please. I need it for artistic purposes.
>>63124482
>W-well it's unsavory
A summary so others don't have to waste as much time as me hearing you prattle on about why her outlook is hard for you to stomach
>>63124189
>European conversations generally are of higher caliber than American conversations
Kek. America has rednecks and dindus, we have Jeremy Kyle guests. Neither is high caliber.
>>63124601
Look at the smugness in that smile. Hateful.
>>63124445
how do you know she has a fantastic sex life?
>>63127716
>X-rated Ilsa remake
Best part about that would be that she's half-Jewish
Some of the posts in this thread make me realize a lot of you are no smarter than your average youtube commenter.
She's objectively better than you, though
>>63122207
>>63122445
This is where you made your mistake, you actually listened to what it says instead of just staring at its ass.
>>63122207
>Shes probably the reason Coldplay turned to shit, but i guess that belongs to /mu/
nah bro that'd be the U2 influence & desire to pander to a mass audience
also Coldplay was always shit
>>63128513
>it
Wow, I bet you're a hit with the ladies.
>>63128566
>Coldplay turned to shit
>turned to shit
>>63127519
>Literally 1 hour a day fat ass
I don't expect you to know this, but 1 hour is already too much if you're living in poverty. You'd know if you ever got yourself in that situation.
>>63124644
Jeff pls go
>>63123438
What country is that?
I've always thought about this the same way about Bieber: you're probably a woman, inside or out, if you care this much. She seems like an unpleasant, smug, utterly trivial person, but why all this venom at someone who, again, is so trivial? She's not a good actress, it's not like there's some cognitive dissonance where you try to respect the artist and not the person. She isn't in many films and fewer are good, you aren't being bombarded with her. You don't know her personally. The only answer is that you can't take the banter and took it all personally.
>>63127594
My thought is that fatties are living and believing their shit excuses. They always say other things are more important but the vast majority of fatties are totally slothful. They aren't devoting their time to higher pursuits, they are sitting on their asses doing nothing. I'm sure psychologists would back me here: if you start making excuses in one field, you make them in all others. The people who don't make excuses for themselves succeed more in all areas. "Balance" is not the name of the game.
There's ALWAYS someone that throws the 'poverty' excuse when someone else points out that being thin only takes time and willpower. Always. That and the food deserts.
