Who is the oldest /tv/ poster?
>I got a handjob during Rocky 1 in 1976.
Why would old people even post here
I'm over 18, so probably right here.
I licked my then gf's pussy in Batman
the one with poison ivy and bane
>>63121009
>Why would old people even post here
Why would anyone?
I turned 18 a few seconds ago, so obviously its me
>>63121009
To spread their wisdom and knowledge.
>>63120983
Senpai.
how much did he pay you?
>>63120983
First movie i saw in heaters is Hard Target (Van Damme)
>>63121009
what else should we be doing?
>>63120983
>I got some under-the-bra action during Ace Vetura: When Nature Calls in '95
>>63121249
>Who are you quoting?
>>63120983
You could've gotten a handjob during an actual porno film in a theater in 1976, what the fuck were you doing getting stroked at Rocky?
>>63120983
George Melies jerked me off
i'm 28. been browsin 4chan since 2005. surprisingly i have a girlfriend and don't hide my powerlevel, but still feel like a fucking retard for being here a decade
at least it's not reddit
Fatty Arbuckle was fucking framed senpai
>>63120983
Dude, you're over 50, why are you here?
I'm the one who murdered Marilyn Monroe, AMA.
>>63121009
I say that every time I remember how young most people are on here.
>>63121249
nice try newfag
>>63120983
I got a hand job during jacksons king kong. Guess my age.
>>63121189
I fingered Hex at a Sydney night club back in 2010.
>>63121627
Did you love her at her best and at her worst?
I felt my first boob during Spiderman. Guess my age.
>>63121391
30, pretty much the same minus the girlfriend.
>>63121866
Wait, I fingered Hex at a Sydney nightclub in 2010
>>63121082
Bane?
>>63120983
I was there at the Lumière's L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat with a fine lady holding hands, when the train came i got the hard on, it was intense
>>63121627
How did you fake your death Mr. DiMaggio?
I'm 4 days older than Alison Brie
>>63121432
From your perspective, growing up is this great hill you must climb. As you climb you get to do new and exciting stuff, like go poo poo on your own and ride a bicycle without stabilisers. Once you reach about 40 you realise that you are over the hill and the other side is just decay and death, so you might as well do whatever childish shit amuses you.
>>63122226
Well from my perspective, the over 50s are evil
>>63122244
I think I woke my mommy. No good boy points for me this week.
Fuck you, I was already shitposting Lumière threads back in '20 when The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari became the first meme film.
>>63122244
Take solace in the fact that they get back pain and it takes several hours work to achieve a disappointing orgasm.
>>63121009
I wasn't old when I started posting on 4chan....back in January of 2004...almost 12 years ago.
How old were you, 12 years ago?You'll never leave this place.
>>63120983
Do people actually give handjobs and blowjobs in normal movie theaters?
>>63120983
I was in Vietnam
>>63122352
Hahah look at the virgin.
>>63121848
They are reborn as sheev posters
>>63122352
I've gotten one from a fat chick, twice actually. Just put my jacket over here and acted like I was in awe watching the movie the whole time.
>>63122387
which movies were you watching?
>>63122405
I think Spiderman 2 and something else really stupid.
>>63122365
not a virgin, just have never taken a date to the movies. Prefer to fuck while watching a movie at home
>>63120983
OP's pic is how battlefront should have been, instead we got 10 or so assholes runnin around in vast empty space.
>>63122387
>getting a handy
>fat chick
Come on, man, it's pretty obvious.Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
>>63122364
I DIED IN VIETNAM
>>63122466
That is why I just stick to Arma games and mods.
>>63121359
Being Patrician
>>63122492
>handy
m8 she was suck starting a leaf blower at that point.
>handy
pfft.
>>63122496
Were you in De Nang?
>>63120983
You're older than me. I got a handjob during Conspiracy Theory in 1997.
>>63121009
A better question is why would young people post here? I can't imagine wasting my youth spending all my time on this shithole instead of doing all the fun shit I did like partying and fucking every woman I could. How do you live with yourselves knowing that you're wasting the best years of your life arguing with people you don't even know about Star Wars, or posting pictures of some actress and her feet? I pity you young people that are here, I really do.
>>63122425
Raimi or reboot? The thought of someone cumming just at this moment is comical to me https://youtu.be/BmiM3xWEQ7w?t=56
The first movie I saw in theaters was Star Wars when I was 4 years old.It was the special edition re-release in 1997
>>63122562
Raimi bro. Good ol' days.
That would be funny shit if it was the reboot.
Who /24/ here
>>63122535
>Not taking some time to enjoy 4chan as well as taking time to enjoy other things in life
It's like there's no such thing as balance or time management with you?
>>63122466
>>63122507
Like where in Arma 3 you have 10 guys just on your squad alone.
>>63122663
Age 24? Not me
>>63122665
If you're under 25, able bodied, and posting here more than an hour a day you're wasting your life. No exceptions.
>>63122598
So, do you call her Doc Cock from that day on?
>>63122535
Dumb normie
>>63122713
But, what if you are getting paid to post here?
>>63122686
Yes fool age 24
>>63122535
nobody honestly thinks that your twenties are the best years of your life
>>63122733
If I still talked to her, probably should, but sadly no.
Not gunna sit here and be all like "muh test" and shit but even though she was a big girl she had a cute face and loved getting cum all over it.
Born in 1947. You figure it out yourselves.
>>63122792
2015-1947 = 58
Damn grandpa one post closer to death
>>63122819
aren't we all?
>>63122819
>2015-1947 = 58
>>63122838
2deep4me
>>63122351
>How old were you, 12 years ago?9
>>63122881
I graduated high school in 1994.
I'm probably your father.
The earliest memories i have of going to the theater is when Pokemon TFM came out. I was like, six I think.i just turned 22 a few weeks ago
>>63122819
its 68 anon
>math is hard
>>63121009
To stay in touch with youth culture.
I'll be 40 next year.
>>63122364
Frank please. You went there once to open a sweatshop
>>63121082
bane?
>>63122535
grandpa shut up you were born before the internet systematically sucked the will to live out of young people
>>63121846
Pretry close. 27. Good job
I fingered my GF during Amytiville Horror because I don't like spooky movies and wanted something to take my mind off it
>>63122928
bruh, I remember watching Toy Story in a movie theatre in '95 when I was 3.
>>63122244
>Well from my perspective, the over 50s are evil
Well, then you really are lost
>>63121359
>wanting to have your dick out in a room full of other guys
life isn't like a little town in a fellini film man
>>63122352
Mine was over the pants during kong.
>>63122928
first time I ever skipped school for a movie
>>63122292
No, this is the first meme film
>>63122713
>Opinions
As opposed to what, what should I be doing instead?
>>63120983
I don't want to know frankly, the idea of anyone over 25 talking on this board creeps me out
>>63122535
It's a generational thing. I think in 40 years I'll pity the kids who haven't seen the world with their own eyes and only exit the vr to take a shit.
>>63123243
forgot to post pic
>>63122292
>>63122928
Fuck. Are you me?
>>63123258
Name me an active forum for the discussion of film which doesn't require registration and doesn't significantly censor content and I'll consider going there instead.
i am 23 but in internet years i am 46 so i don't know how to accurately judge my age
>>63122792
You're as old as my dad and David Bowie!
>>63123346
>/tv/ discussion of film
only capeshit and baneposting here m8
>>63123248
Going on Reddit obviously bruh.
25y/o
On imageboards since 2006. Not much seems different. Lots more normies now but that's about it. Can always go to double chan or elsewhere to get away from em
>>63122496
>it ain't me starts playing
Now the cunnyposting makes sense...
>>63121009
>tfw 79
>tfw family doesn't visit me since I turned 74
>all I do now is browse the internet
>>63123258
Elderlyfags aside, how many of you are in the late 20s? I always feel like most of you are just female teenagers.
>>63123561
Cunnyposting always made sense sonny
>>63123600
You'll most likely be dead in 5 years. How does that feel?
>>63121082
BANE?
>>63122792
People actually believe this guy?
>>63120983
Please greentext the experience. I want to know what getting a handjob in 1976 was like.
>>63120983
I 69'd my uncle during the premier of Citizen Kane.
I gave someone a hand job during Rocky 1 in 1976
>>63124335
Are you implying I wasn't born in 47? I did not fight in nam just so some tiny faggot on 4chan could call me a troll.
>>63124678
same as getting a handjob today, except everything was all grainy and analog.
>>63122535
> all the fun shit I did like partying
You can get shitfaced any time you want, you don't have to be 20 to lie in your own vomit, you know
>>63122927
It wouldn't even surprise me if my actual father actually browse /lit/.
>>63122595
I was born that year
>>63125384
and don't forget the funny clothes you wore and the funny phrases you had, weren't old times so weird and different.
>>63125703
Me too.
>>63125041
grandpa shut up. if you actually cared about our rights and freedoms, you'd know that you were killing vietnamese people EXACTLY so that little faggots like him could call you a troll on the internet.
>>63125449
You do to have it be fun like it was then. I still spend time with my friends now, it fucking sucks and is nothing like when we were younger and didn't have all the cares and worries age brings. You would know that if you weren't a kid or actually went to parties.
>>63122535
Truest statement ever made on 4chan.
>43yo shit poster here
>>63125759
Atleast I've fucking done something you disgusting piece of shit. Have you ever killed someone for what you believe in? I have.
ive actually done some studies on this particular subject, the results were the following:
> 60%
"18"-20 year olds
> 30%
21-25 year olds
> 25%
26-30 year olds
> 5%
31+ year olds
I was born in 1984 and today is my birthday.
>>63126763
Happy birthday guy who is 9 years, 5 months and 141 days older than me!
>>63120983
I watched Casabaneca in theatres
>"Here's looking for you big guy"
>>63127105
It's "I'm a big guy for you", did you even watch Casablanca?
>>63127054
thanks kiddo, means a lot :)
Me.
I was in my early 30s when I started posting here in 2008. I didn't feel old on 4chan then and I don't feel old now.
>>63123206
My nigga. I remember getting pulled out early by my parents to see the first two HP movies and Monsters Inc. Shit was so cash.
>>63123142
Impressive, most impressive.
>>63123327
maaaaybe?
>>63126403
back when /tv/ was allowed to be their own community and not forced into what a few people want us to be, this senpai did some great polls and infographics on /tv/ users
we found that 1% of us are transgender
>>63122226
God bless you OP!
>>63120983
>I gave a handjob during Rocky 1 in 1976.
How have you been, buddy?
>>63123258
Why is it so surprising? Not all of us were 12 when we came here 7-8 years ago.
>>63128673
>mfw only a handjob...in the 70's?
Step up to PeeWee's level
>>63120983
If everyone on this board is between 9 and 25, then where does all the racist crap come from? Seriously, unless you're from the deep south or you're a Noe-Nazi, what young person says "nigger?"
>>63129537
Racists
>>63122819
>2015-1947 = 58
>>63129831
What's the point of racism, though?
I get it if you're from a war-torn country or a slum or whatever, but in the first world?
Maybe I'm biased because I grew up in Maine and 90% of the shitty people I met were white.
>>63120983
WeW Lad so did i. Except the handjob was being performed by for me. And it was 2014. Still though.......
>>63130220
Thats your problem right there. You are surrounded by whites and only get your ideas about black people from ebil racists on 4chins and tv/movies. Come down to the south where most of the black live. Why is it a stereotype that white southerners are racist? Its because we are the ones that actually fucking live with them and know what they are like.
>>63123600
>Be 75
>My family doesn't visit me because all I do is browse the internet
>>63121432
as another 50 year old
1) its the weekend
2) its funny watching you get all bent out of shape over shit that does not matter
3) You occasionally suggest good movies I have missed.
>>63121391
Same. 28, GF, been here since 2006. She doesn't care that I browse here even if she thinks it's a pretty tasteless website/culture.
I should really grow up.
>tfw it was easier to get laid in the 1970's than it is now.
>tfw some 50 year old white dude has gotten more action than you
>some crusty krab ass white dude has gotten more action than you, a built black guy
thanks obama for fucking literally EVERYTHING up.
I was there when the White Sox threw the World Series to the Cincinatti Reds.
>>63130313
Not him, but I'd say that in my expirience about 70% of all the people I've ever met have been assholes. Black people are often different types of assholes than white people, but I guess that has to do with culture. Also I'm not american, and I must say that you're relationship with black people seems very different from what it is here. But I guess that has to do with your history.
>>63120983
In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage
>>63122244
Kek
>>63122928
But did you get a hand job?
>>63131454
but did you get a hand job?
>>63120983
my father went to school with Hitler being in command
>>63120983
you're the oldest. I was 10 then.
>>63121009
I'm 35 and work at a studio. You memers could actually learn something from your elders.
fingerbanged a smelly vag during highlander 2, thankfully the cinema was near empty
>>63130313
Preach. I always drive through the ghetto on my way to work, and every time I see nigs being nigs I say to myself "those stereotypes exist for a reason"
>>63132067
>not force fucking her from behind on the seats, cumming on her head and shouting THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
>>63121009
>>63121432
Why not? It's a popular website.
>>63122535
normies get out
