If Reys is Luke's daughter, then who is the mom?
Was she conceived by the midichlorians?
>>63119520
She's a 2/10 at best...
>>63119520
>>63119520
looks like she has an extra midichlorian
MARA JADE
female sheev clone
quad jumpah
>>63119544
What, she got knocked up and moved to not-Tatooine?
Shes not
Its a red herring
In the era of stronk womyn characters. they wouldnt do LUKES WIFE off scree
Shes female clone of Sheev or Sheevs daughter
>>63119630
ugh.. episode 8 will be like
clone sheev: "No, Rey. I am you father.."
Finn is Rey's mum. You can tell by those hips that he's secretly a woman
>>63119630
>In the era of stronk womyn characters
>Most well written female characters appeared before this trend
>Now it's all GRRR PUNCH PUNCH STAB STAB IM WOMYN HERE ME ROAR
oy vey
>>63119520
why does all british "actresses" look like men in drag?
>>63120193
Not all, f-a-m. Like here in America, there's gorgeous 10/10s, mid 5/10s, and stay the fuck away 0/10s. Daisy is very meh and not that appealing
why did they hire 3 literal 4/10s, none of whom have big acting experience, to be the main characters of their big budget blockbuster?
Those curly cues on the side of your face make me so hot I can't think straight!
>>63119539
>>63120231
>Not all
emma watson
sophie turner
cara delawhatever
maise williams
and now daisy ridley
for fuck sakes eddie redmayne in drag is hotter than 95% of english "acresses"
>>63119563
Fuck you, I was on the bus now people are staring.
>>63120260
>wanting star wars ruined even more by A-list actors
It just works, perhaps you should watch transformers
>>63120299
Your privilege is showing.
>>63119520
She's actually a clone of Luke. That's why she looks like a boy.
>>63120299
There's other fish in the britbong sea, anon. You have your arched eyebrow iron jaw chicks and your Kate Middleton/Felicity Jones ones. You're listing the former t-b-h f-a-m
>If Reys is Luke's daughter, then who is the mom?
>>63120299
M8 if you want to shag trannies dont bother us about it.
My excitement for this movie is 5 midichlorians.
>>63120411
>Felicity Jones
pic related
>kate middleton
she looks like a 60 year old
>>63119520
think shes a british downie
>>63120492
>Cherry picking google images
s-m-h t-b-h f-a-m
>>63119563
undergrated toast
>>63120462
>if you don't like ugly women with the acting ability of a drugged up porn star you like trannies
bongistan logic
>>63120462
We all like trannies here, newfriend.
her mom is...jar jarjust kidding xD
its probably leia
The big reveal is that her mother isJohn Boyega.In the movie, he is an FTM transexual.
That sexy red lady from the comics.
>>63119520
that is a handsome woman.
>>63119563
kex
>>63120299
>implying there aren't a lot of american manface actresses like olivia wilde
>>63121517
>olivia wilde
>manface
see muhammed, this is why no one likes bongs
>>63120492
She is ugly as fuck. Is this what star wars is now? A game of "who can find the ugliest white British actress for a role?"
I don't really think daisy ridley is ugly though, people are blowing her and boyega out of proportion, they look like every other actor in Hollywood to me...
>>63120260
>Chris Pratt as Poe Dameron
>Ian McKellen as Luke Skywalker
>Liam Neeson as Han Solo
>>63120317
Boy, that's a surprise.
>>63121624
>She is ugly as fuck.
>I don't really think daisy ridley is ugly though
Nice schizophrenia, bro.
>>63119520
According to the EU, Luke married Mara Jade and they had a son called Ben Skywalker. The new movie isn't canon.
>>63121750
he was talking about felicity jones being ugly dumbass
Meet for sex?
>>63121750
sweet reading comprehension bruv
>>63121631
the Rock as Chewie
>>63121894
Oh, I see...
Still, she's better looking than your mom.
>>63119520
The only proper Star Wars canon are:
The Original Trilogy
The Dark Horse Comics
The Timothy Zahn Novels
>>63122095
>The Timothy Zahn Novels
Were shit.
Lizards that can block the Force...this was the prelude to midichlorians.
>>63119520
An ewok. Yubnub!
>>63119520
Isnt Kylo Ren Han and leia's kid? And I guess also Darth Vader's Grandson?
>>63121786
>The new movie isn't canon.
>>63122716
Explain why the new movie should be considered canon.
>>63119520
Luke isn't the father, but he is raising her though. That's the twist. AndBoyega is the bull
she is lukes granddaughter, kenzo is her father and lukes son — i know this as i live with someone who has a bit part in the film
can say no more
>>63122990
who the fuck is kenzo?
>>63122208
What's wrong with that? Defense mechanisms to anything and everything develop in nature. You're just being contrarian.
>>63119520
Mara Jade, of course.
Hope burns eternal.
>>63123075
that would be a giant waste considering how old she would be in the star wars 7 timeline
>>63123221
Is lando even in star wars 7?
>>63123620
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Might-Finally-Bring-Back-Lando-Calrissian-Get-Details-69717.html
>>63120454
>The SBT logo
Má oeee
>>63119539
Fuck you she is almost perfect
>>63119539
don't you mean 9/10?
>>63124940
Nós somos uma doença..
>>63119520
Everyone posting that she is ugly can you please post pictures of your girlfriends?
>>63125268
>>63119520
It'sthe force
most likely aphra from the new comics. Unlike other antagonists, Aphra seems to be loyal to Vader and will change her tune once it's revealed that Vader will betray Sidious anyway for his son.
Given that Aphra's basic character is an obvious nod to one Mara Jade... It's possible.
>>63119520
What people miss is Sheev says Palagueis could use midochlorians to create life, not just stop people from dying. Sheev force impregnated Shimi and was grooming anakin to be his apprentice since his conception.
>>63125122
>Boy body
>No chest
>No as
>No defining features
>Breath probably smells like a cow's ass
Yeah, 9/10, sure
>>63125467
He impregnated a women through use of force?
check your priviledge, you white, male, cis sithlord
>>63119520
How will SJWs react to ray being conceived by force
>>63119520
shes johnny dep in makeup look closely anons
>>63119520
Xenomorphs aren't conceived, only cloned.
>>63125122
10/10 (in Brittain)
>tfw she makes Felicia Day look like a 10/10
>>63119520
Maybe Smee had a brother
>>63125268
>>63119539
This. She has one of the most punchable faces ive ever seen
>>63119587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A45FQvlfU6Q
Her mother was probably killed when the Knights of Ren stormed Luke's Jedi temple
>>63125268
>single people arent allowed to have opinions
>>63125679
Top lel
>>63120260
Makes 'em cheaper and easier to control.
With a franchise this big, you don't need big names to sell it.
>>63125122
wot ayy qt
>>63128123
>NO SHE'S THE ALIEN, SHOOT HER NOT ME!
>>63119520
She is a vessel for Sidious consciousness or soul or w/e it's called. Couldn't suspect a woman being the emperor lel, what's the point otherwise? All the sith would be dead.
>>63119694
post the real image you faggot
>>63125268
>mfw I'm a singlefag, but she's still ugly
>>63128123
>>63128509
>and you are beautiful
>>63119694
What were they thinking?!
>>63119694
No way this is real.
That's the body of my aunt
>>63128966
> highwater equestrian trousers
> full leather jacket
>shoes?
Bravo rayciss costume designers
>>63119520
mara jade
>>63119694
Have their been any shops yet that really accentuate his curves?
;)
>>63119630
But Sheev isLuke.
>>63122907
because canon is in this context, "a sanctioned or accepted group or body of related works" and they wouln't make a new addition to the story if they didn't sanction it, or intend for it to be accepted as part of the story.
Idiot.
>>63125122
Her staff looks like it's made of lightsabers.
>>63129258
Don't need photoshops.
Go and google all of Boyega's photos.
From the way he dresses, its really obvious he realizes his weakness (fat ass/thighs) and wears clothes to hide it or create an illusion of waist.
Go google... report back.
Good times.
cops are killing unarmed black teens every day and you guys are more concerned with this shit......
>>63125122
>mfw She's a poor man's Kira Knightly who herself is a budget Natalie Portman.
>>63129626
The cops had no choice. Those kids were coming right for them!
>>63129626
Relax, they're either /pol/, stormfront, chimpout shills, or ignorant children
>>63129626
>cops are killing "unarmed" black teens every day
Fewer criminals, rapists, and welfare leeches in American society. Less hate, racism, misogyny, and bigotry.
A move in the right direction for a colorblind society.
>>63121631
>Qui-Gon Jinn as Han Solo
nice
>>63123017
kenzo sasuki of yamaha high
>>63129493
Holy shit, I think you're right.
> all those suits with 1 button in the middle holding on for dear life.
> all those trenchcoats covering up his Pear shape
>>63129642
Right on f a m
>>63119520
If I were to guess, she'd be someone from Rogue Squadron that died at some point. That way they could tell her backstory in those movies without muddying up the main movies.
Also, according to the comics; Han Solo has a black wife, which means Finn is probably his kid.
>>63129642
THIS RIGHT HERE TO BE HONEST FAMILY
Finn is Mace Windu's grandson.
Where else would he get those force powers?
>>63119563
>>63129626
This is /tv/ television and film not /tv/ nigger nigger nigger
Rey is a sand golem Luke created with the Force.
Her grandfather hated sand.
She is made of sand.
It's poetry.
>>63128509
Is that the only face she makes?
>>63127347
please tell me that's photoshopped...
>>63119520
Kylo and rey are han and Leia's kids, you twit.
>>63127587
Makes sense.
She's a discount Emma Watson.
>>63119694
>Wide Hips
>Short Torso
>Orangutan Arms
Katoki Nigga
>>63133115
Shitty tailor desu
>>63132645
>is the photo shooped?
Nothing but black irises.
Your smartphone camera shoops heavier.
>>63125557
You forgot the Hasidic haircut.
>>63125557
She has decent calves in that pic
>>63123221
>those Old Republic troopers
Wat
>>63119544
we wish
>>63135016
The mom is Leia
>>63135016
>>63135108
wow poor thing never got star wars money
>>63132645
dumb frogposter
>>63119563
>>63119539
>>63127347
this will haunt me
>>63122095
Autism
>>63119520Luke and Leia are her parents
She looks like an inbreed desu senpai. And not the actress herself, she looks nice on some photos. She just looks like this in the movie, it's like they characterized her to look like a mongloid.
If you want to see her corpse tits:
>>>/gif/7698738
>>>/gif/7698760
>>63119694
fuckin skinny jeans… take me back to 2004.
Count Snooku
>>63119563
Underbasted pot roast
>>63138216
>you'll never fuck her dead body
>>63127587
>punching a woman
>>63119544
so possibly luke knocked up a childhood friend?
>>63122208
it also had an enigmatic as fuck description of the clone wars as the cold faced clones trying to take over the galaxy.
>>63140896
She would be 30-40 years old then instead of young 20s. Unless you're implying Luke when back to Tatooine after RotJ, which seems very unlikely. Ben is gone, his adopted parents died there, and he's an enemy of the Hutts.
>>63129258
hers one
>>63119520
she would be a top tier qt if she went with bangs desu senpai
>>63120269
You have to stream it now, man
>>63128260
WHY DOES THE DESIGN FOR PLAGUEIS LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD
>>63141821
>changing our words to weeb shite we don't understand
>mfw weeb moot is out of control
>mfw i'll type the key words in romaji next time
>>63129626
Here. Choke on actual facts, SJW.
>>63129626
>he a good boy, he dindu nuffin!
>>63142256
>tfw all black on black murder is concentrated in New Orleans
Just keep that shit over there.
>>63142338
>tfw NYPD are paid not to go in some non black neighborhoods
>tfw Gambino, a known murderer at the time, used to throw block parties with illegal fireworks...no police presence needed.
>>63119520
she is han and leia daughter and I think kylo is their son
