Looks like meat's on the back of the menu, boys!!
>>63118655
>no crab legs
>>63118680
Yeah right, Uruk-hai are fucking plebs.
I wonder what kind of fine dining establishments Uruks have in Isengard.
>>63118711
And who supplies the meat. I mean are they good cooks. Does Sauruman cook for them with magic?
>tfw no roasted hobbit served with curry sauce and your choice of brown or white rice
>>63118788
>cook
what are you, pleb?
true gentleman eat a raw meat
>>63118819
"What is it? What do you smell?"
".....Curry with jasmine rice and galengal. Also lemongrass soup."
"They've begun cooking our meal...ROAR!!!"
>>63118655
>no men flesh
>>63119042
Orthancs, come again!
>>63118655
IINN-SPECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
WHERE'S THE MEDICINE
>I bit off the sides
What did he mean by this?
>>63118655
guys, remember the part where the orc makes a cow noise?
>>63119083
Man, Orcs in LOTR look fucking amazing.
>>63118655
>No Maggoty Bread
>No Farmer Maggot's Mushrooms
>No Lembas Bread
>No Sam's Roast Chicken Seasoning
>No Salted Pork
>No Boiled or Mashed PO-TA-TOES
THEY'RE FRESHHHHHHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63119083
Don't you know we're at DINNAAARRRRRRR.
>>63119137
I don't like how disfunctional they look. I know they are basically grown in mud sacks, but still, some orcs look like they wouldn't live more than a week, much less be able to excel in battle.
>>63119128
yeah, does every film studio just get the same stock animal noises that everyone's used for the last 60 years?
>>63119486
UH?
>>63119540
>they wouldn't live more than a week
They're not needed to, they're expendable.
THAT SHINY SHIT... THATS MINE
*sniff*
>>63118655
WHERE'S MY CHILI AND SEA BASS PHAM
>>63119740
not on the menu to be perfectly frank with you TextFamGuy1
>>63119756
s͏m͏h
>>63118655
How the fuck would an uruk-hai know about a menu?
Have they been to exquisite restoraunts like Dorsia or something?
>>63119802
Menu is something of human culture, they probably have knowledge on that, nothing weird about it.
>>63118788
>And who supplies the black meat. I mean are they good keks. Does Sauruman kek for them with magic?
fixed it 4 u family
>>63119899
Why would they call it a "menu"?
>>63118655
Do you think there's a no singles policy in Mordor. And is there BBC in mordor, and if so who is the bull? The orcs? Big Orc Cock? Guess Goblins would be the bottom bitches.
>>63119920
Just mocking at us and our habits.
>>63119920
"Looks like meat's back on the men, you boys!"
>>63119802
It's like you fags forgot about Saurman's bitchin' storeroom.
>>63119712
WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
>>63119989
FLANMESH
>>63120061
THEY'VE TRICKED UP OUR PAIL!!
>>63120100
BEST IF WE MOVEEEEE!
how many Michelin-starred restaurants do you think there are in Mordor?
I would guess they are mostly located in Nurn, where all the good farm land is
WOOAAAHHH
>>63120468
Dunno. Only Mordor restaurant I've been too we had to wait three stinking days for our food and all they would bring to the table for appetizers is maggoty bread. Definitely not worth the time.
>>63120468
>Michelin-starred restaurants
They call them Sauron-stared restaurants in Mordor. The best ones are advertised by Sauron and there you can see one below.
>>63120530
>mfw the giant eye of Sauron was just a commercial prop
>he was trying to build an industrial economy while all those human plebs were shoveling shit
>get rekt by 2 stoner midgets
Life is suffering in Mordor brehs.
why have I laughed to everything in this thread?
>>63120581
because /tv/ is at its best when 'avin a giggle.
>>63120530
who keeps these torches lighted up by the way?
Is it an orc errand everyone gets through once a month or something?
>>63120530
Oh god now I'm imaging all these super trendy places to eat and drink in Mordor
>1 Eye
>Mt. DoomBar
>The Nineteen Rings
>>63120752
>place is called The One Ring
>It's actually a gay bar
>>63120752
>Morgul's Diner
>The Orthanc: restaurant with a view
>The Nurnen Ashlobster
>Easterling Inn
>The Drunk Haradrim
>The Impaled Numenorean
>>63120561
I do feel a bit bad for Sauron. He once ruled Middle Earth, then 'surrendered' to the most powerful military force ever raised by Man. Almost immediately he became their trusted advisor, then high priest to a religion he made up on the on the spot and convinced them all to follow. He turned them all into human sacrificing, elf-hating maniacs, then convinced them to invade the land of the gods themselves, because 'yeah bro, you guys totally deserve immortality, you'll get it as soon as you get there, promise.'
This pissed off God so much that he literally split the world apart and sunk an island and just fucked Sauron's shit up.
All that crazy shit, and Sauron spends the entirety of The Lord of the Rings as an eye on a tower, keeping a look out for a couple of midget farmers.
>>63119941
underrated
>tfw you take out a rohirrim rider with a 300 meter head shot but everyone was too busy eating meat to notice
>>63119201
why would those items appear on a menu for orks?
who do they tip?
>>63121242
Shitty little servant goblins
