Bravo DC.
You truly understand how villains work.
>>63117025
They have bombs implanted in them to force them to work for the government, pretty common knowledge to anyone who can use google or wikipedia
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*
I STARTED A FIRE
WHICH STARTED THE WHOLE PLANE CRASHING
>>63117025
Pretty sure most villains do not want the world to be destroyed.
>>63117025
>never heard of DC's Suicide Squad
>never heard of Marvel's Thunderbolts
>>63117025
>doesn't read the comics
bravo anon, you truly understand how ss works
>>63117314
Since it's /tv/, just wanted to add:
>Never heard of Dirty Dozen.
DC villains are so good that they are promoted to heroes to boost sales
>>63117428
get fucked Bats
>the world is not saved
>they die
I think it's logical even for villains to save the world from time to time.
>>63117492
this, and from time to time villain are better than heroes
>>63117544
>every year on his birthday Sabertooth no matter what shows up to kick wolverine's ass
That's dedication
You can't take over a world that's not there, it's in the villain's best interest to keep the world going so they can keep robbing it.
You'd make an awful criminal.
>>63117573
Sounds like the best way to bring Sabertooth back from the dead
>>63117621
Sabertooth's not dead, Logan is, and in case my post wasn't clear it's Logan's birthday that Sabertooth "celebrates" with a beatdown
>>63117621
He's still alive
he's part of the Uncanny X-men series, plus he was once a hero for a time when heroes and villains were reversed
Do they really leave saving the world in the hands of manical villains or are they a penal squad just to take casualties before a main group of heroes sweep in?
>>63117270
underrated
>>63117686
Yeah he's still reversed too, too bad Tony isn't, that was great.
>>63117697
They're sent in to do the dirty work for the government. Like blackops but with powers and shit
>>63117685
>Every year after Wolverine's death, on his birthday, Sabertooth pulls Wolverine's body out of the ground and beats it up with tears in his eyes, sobbing quietly.
>>63117025
What's the point of being a huge asshole if you're dead? Bad guys doing good shit for the sake of themselves has been a trope for a long time.
>>63117025
I really want Smith's BBC to penetrate Harley so bad. I hope they have full frontal male nudity in the film and penetration, I think that would really seal the deal for me to see her get blacked.
>>63117723
I would like for Sabertooth to be a hero
I've always loved his power set and attitude (same goes for Lobo DC)
>>63117270
>*eats a skittle*
>>63117735
So, not really saving the world, but more like doing bad things for the government that the government denies?
If so, how do we know villains are really doing bad things not for themselves but actually working secretly for evil people in government?
>>63117025
But they all have bombs in their necks. Waller sometimes kills members of the squad in front of everyone else to make a point.
>>63117811
This guy
>>63117025
>>63117797
It's assumed that the government missions are for the "good" but unethical.
Like killing a high profile criminal in prison
>>63117772
Sabertooth in AoA was pretty neat pretty much a big bro awesome dad, who knew it took the worst possible scenario for him and Logan to work together amicably.
>>63117834
poor nigga was dead the moment the trailer was released, never stood a chance
>>63117834
A villain using ropes?
Reminds me of Flash with boomerang guys.
>>63117797
read a fucking comic you idiotic shit
>>63117697
They're sent in to do suicide missions, as the name implies, missions with an extremely low chance of succeeding. Suicide squads were a thing back in WW1, they gave desertersand other people sentenced to death a choice, run to the enemy trenches with nothing but a knife/shovel/whatever blunt object you can find, or face a firing squad.
Many chose the firing squad, you could spend hours slowly dying in No Man's Land.
>>63117893
>Reminds me of Flash with boomerang guys.
You mean Captain Boomerang, who is in this movie played by Sam Worthington Courtney Clarke?
Wait, isn't there a part in Marvel's Civil War comics where they use villains to capture non registering superheroes?
Will that be in the Civil War movie?
>>63117893
>I joke he was caught strangling Wonder Woman
He wants his character to be cool so bad ;-;
>>63117883
I bet he takes the place of KGBeast from the animated Suicide squad film and is killed to simply make a point.
>>63117834
boomerang's my nigga
>tfw grimdark capeshit
>no fun allowed
the costumes are the best part senpai
>>63117834
i like his ribcage cleavage windows
>>63117270
Booty post
>>63117946
It might, frank Grillo is coming back in it as Crossbones a classic Cap enemy, don't know if he's still with Hydra or maybe some official black ops govt shit.
>>63117979
He's originally the guy who is killed in the comics, KGBeast replaced him in the animation
It's Boomerang who incentivates him to attempt escaping btw, saying Waller was bluffing
>>63117946
Thunderbolts?
>>63118017
Correction, I think he wasn't killed, but his arm was blown
>>63118012
yeah he is crossbones
I wanna see a Thunderbolts like enemy team during civil war, Baron Zemo is also confirmed and the Russo's say he isn't exactly the same as the comics so maybe Zemo super soldier or something too
>>63118017
>>63118092
Digger is always worth a laugh. Hope he turns out to be a bit of a breakout star in the movie and survives to get a decent part in whatever Flash movies there are.
>>63117270
>*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
???
>>63118120
>Everybody dies except Slipknot who everyone assumed to be dead from the start
>>63117943
>>63117983
he's going to be played by varro.
in arrow, ashur played him and Boomerang wasn't as shitty as I thought itd be
>>63118185
It's going to be his best role
>>63118162
I'd kek so hard at thatand then cry
>>63118162
Sure, he just went to the bathroom
>>63118216
Nothing will top Varro.
Nothing
>>63117485
>batman says he is in charge
>shows how everyone is taller than batman (bigger guys)
>they are now in charge
pottery
>>63117959
DUDE KNOTS LMAO
>>63117736
huh, I thought it was left as an Adamantium Statue or something
>>63118382
kek
>>63117025
>Joker
>No Glasgow grin
>>63118432
Real Jokers don't need no fake smiles
>>63118185
>>63118216
only reason why I'll be watching.
I still have hope for Captain Boomerang
>>63118483
I hope he's a real piece of shit
>>63118514
>Two Popped Collars
He already is
Any villains in this team with actual super powers?
>>63118535
El Diablo I think? And maybe Katana
>>63118514
>>63118593
>specialty
>curved throwing tools
>>63118483
Psyched for him desu, think he looks great so far
>>63117025
>inb4 it's "Le common enemy" theme
>inb4 villians won't symbolize Muslims, just some vague russian/german like villians,yet again
>>63118382
Oh shit! They rise!
>>63119385
The Villians are forced to do this because they have bombs on their necks and they are being tempted by a shorten sentence for completing the mission.
>>63118535
Enchantress.
>>63119514
Such a fucking cliche.
Why can't they just offer them a lot of money instead? way more beliveable
>>63118321
Holy shit, apart from Harley, and that tattooed guy, everyone else looks like a shitty holloween costume.
Also is that fucking will smith lmao he looks so retarded
Oh man, DC have no idea what the fuck they're even doing.
A thousand bucks says BvS is crap MoS-tier
>>63118161
FPBA
>>63117270
> *steals*
>>63117959
>Literally a bondage supervillain
>>63120183
Because they can't use the money in jail
>>63117270
>what if we took some silver-era goofy supervillains and put them in a grimdark movie with costumes design provided by Hottopic?
What the fuck were the DC executives thinking?
>>63117288
I BURN A FIRE TO STAY COOL
I BURN MYSELF I AM THE FUEL
I NEVER WANTED TO BE CRUEL
AHAHAH I FEEL LIKE THE CORRESPONDENCE BETWEEN ACTUAL REALITY AND MY MENTAL PERCEPTION OF IT IS DWINDLING
We finally managed to have a fair amount of normal discussion before the shitposting started
I'm proud
>>63117249
>They have bombs implanted in them to force them to work for the government
Sounds like a 15 year old wrote it tbqh
>>63123471
>I've never read spy fiction and am 5 years old
Fuck off
>>63123514
>reading spy fiction past the age of five
it takes a lot to be more retarded than a frogposter, anon, but you did it
>>63117485
This can't be happening
>>63117544
>flys away on a jet pack.
