>ywn order 10 pizzas for your huge family Christmas get-together
>tfw no mozz in my fridge
>tfw haven't had a pizza in over a week
Just a couple more days, and then it's pizza time again. Only retards order pizzas.
>>63116363
>it will never be 1990 again
JDIMSA
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Ah, a lovely cheese pizza just for me!
>Cheese Pizza
why can't plebs just say margherita?
>>63116487
More like a lovely pizza JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP For me.
>>63116502
Because margherita isn't only cheese you dumb pleb.
> Pizza on Christmas Day
lel Ameriplebs
>>63116487
J U S T.
>>63116363
>drinking pigshit Pepsi instead of Coca Cola
McCallisters confirmed for fucking proles
>Eating plain cheese pizza
Could they be any more boring and white?
>>63116502
Cheese pizza is just tomato sauce and cheese.
Margherita pizza is made with fresh tomatoes, fresh mozarella and fresh basil. The three colors of the ingredients are supposed to represent the Italian flag.
>eating pizza
>on Christmas
do Americans really do this?
>>63116487
What was the point of this video?
Was it just some yuppie art bullshit?
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>>63116521
>>63116604
They were in France for Christmas
>>63116604
It wasn't Christmas, yet, the whole family was getting together before they flew off to France to spend Christmas there.
>>63116626
Thank you.
>>63116607
parody of andy warhol eating a burger
>>63116521
Last year we had lasagna. It was actuakky an awesome change.
I would never do that, it's introducing a logistic nightmare to an otherwise pleasant evening. You've got this guy wanting toppings they don't have and this person wanting a half this half that and the other lad wanting the number 28 but can he have green olives instead of black olives and do they have a celiac option. And then there's sides and combinations of deals and coupons.
Just get Chinese.
>>63116820
No it isn't. You get 6-8 pepperoni, 1 cheese for the freak, and 1-3 pizzas for spergs who actually want garbage like olives and pineapple on their pizza instead of just eating the fucking crowd pleaser.
>>63116971
And then 75% of the people are unhappy.
>>63116971
>1-3 pizzas for spergs who actually want garbage like olives and pineapple on their pizza instead of just eating the fucking crowd pleaser
There's always one of those retards minimum acting like they are food critics about pizza no less, because they topped it with some retarded ingredient that saw in Kitchen's Nightmare last week. Fucking hell.
>>63117001
No, most people are fairly happy because everyone loves pepperoni. If you're at a party, you'll notice how everyone normal will be fine with pepperoni.
>>63117064
It's the saddest shit imaginable.
>>63116971
>olives
>garbage
Get some taste you fucking shit stain
>>63116971
olives are delicious and very common as a topping, what are you on about senpai
Were people supposed to indentify with anyone in this movie? Rich WASPS or something?
>LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU LITTLE JERK
SAVAGE
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>>63116363
>that huge house
>10 kids
>10 pizzas
rich white peopl smfh
>>63116470
>you will never arrive at the airport 45 minutes before take off.
Thanks Osama.
>>63117420
fuck this asshole. why didn't they just kill him?
>>63117189
>>63117222
Olives are literally bitter you retards.
>>63117132
>>63117001
>>63116971
Only Americans are this autistic about junk food.
>>63117460
>Rich white people
I dunno where they live but in Denver you can get a house that size for under 300k
>>63117771
What's your point
>>63116363
>yfw pissing the bed
>>63116363
The guy playing the pizza boy looks familiar.
>>63117460
11 kids, 4 parents, 1 spider IIRC
>>63116406
>my time is worthless
lmao
>>63118167
Chicago suburbs.
>>63116971
Fuck everyone, this guy gets it. I don't give a shit what you eat on your own pizza on your own time - if you are ordering 10+ pizzas you get a buncha pepperoni, some supreme, a vegetarian, a couple cheese, and you move the fuck on. No one will be perfectly happy but everyone tolerates pepperoni.
PIZZA TIME?
>>63116363
>>63118223
Just checked, he's a nobody.
>>63116971
Fuck no dumbass, you get 2 cheese, 3 supreme, 3 meat lovers for the assholes who don't like vegetables, and 2 pepperoni for the picky tards. Don't like it? Tough shit, you aren't eating then.
>>63117420
Bald asshole sponge of a human being. Fuck that guy.
>>63118336
He sort of looks like Ryan Phillipe.
>>63117771
Sorry your feminine taste buds need everything to be sweet, you little jerk
>>63117356
I think most suburban white people could identify, regardless of wealth. The annoying uncle, bickering siblings, etc.
>>63117559
>six months ago
>first time flying internationally
>show up an hour in advance just in case
>front entrance to plane boarding gate takes no more than 15 minutes
>>63118250
>>63118273
>>63116971
I have amazing Thanksgiving leftovers out the ass in the refrigerator...and now I want a fucking pizza instead. Thanks, dicks.
>>63116363
You can always enjoy your pizza with hatsune miku
https://youtu.be/gW2D_Votd2Y
>>63116971
Wait. Why not let everyone order their own pizza?
>>63118595
If kids are involved? Fuck that. Half the pizzas will be absolute shit. The kid(s) will eat half a piece before having a piss pants fit, then the smart people (adults) will have to give them some of their pizza. Total waste of money.
>>63118719
Why can't Americans raise their kids right?
>>63117559
>>63118451
You faggots just never had discipline in your lives
>>63118800
>Discipline
That guy is a total faggot loser. If a kid had half an idea of what a glom he was, he'd show him even less respect.
>>63118500
I honestly have no idea what passes for a meal in America, but NOTHING in a proper roast is good the day after.
Like, maybe the excess meat will be okay for sandwiches if you like shitty dry meat, or feeding to your dog. Everything else belongs in the bin.
>>63118768
This is the nightmare scenario that would ensue if you let ANY kids make the decisions. That's precisely why you don't.
>>63119001
Not here.
>hey what kind of pizza you want, son
>I want X
>ok
>dad I'm full and half my pizza is left
>no worries son, we'll just put it in the fridge for tomorrow
If the kid doesn't fucking like it he can go to bed hungry or eat grass soup like his grandfather did at his age. You Americans need to take control of your kids already.
>>63118595
Because outside of America, eating a whole pizza isn't commonplace.
The general party rules are:
Anyone with either a bullshit medical condition/ painfully fussy tastes gets a whole pizza to themselves and is silently judged.
Normal people who pair up to get a pizza between the two of them with their topping of choice.
The general preferred choice of everyone else for the rest.
>>63119106
>Because outside of America, eating a whole pizza isn't commonplace.
It is here. A regular pizza is sized to satisfy one adult male.
>>63119179
Anyone who isn't a fucking retard orders large, because you get basically double the pizza for an extra dollar or two. Then you put the half you didn't eat in the fridge and eat it the next day.
>>63119209
We don't have sizes aside from "regular" and "family" in my country and family size is fucking huge.
>>63119266
That's pretty weird. Generally, there's a 9-10" small for children, 12" regular for idiots, and 14-15" large.
>>63116521
Actually days before holidays are some of the busiest of the year for pizza places
>>63119073
>If the kid doesn't fucking like it he can go to bed hungry
Which he/she will if he/she doesn't like the choice made for him by the more sensible adult.
>need to take control of your kids already.
Already covered by having anticipated the bad choices that would've been made if you hadn't.
>>63116971
i love pineapple pizza
btw those boxes are empty look how the delivery boy's handling them, with this finger tips
bet if they had real pizzas inside he wouldn't be so relaxed
Why didnt Kevin open the door for the cop?
>>63118193
>there will never be an alternate movie in which fuller is left home alone, pisses in every single persons bed, couch, and chair, and causes the wet/sticky bandits to earn their name by slipping on the kids urine
Why live?
>>63119525
His parents raised him right? You never open your door for a stranger, especially a "cop". You do realize that cop was a crook right? And that really happens? Only usually more murder and rape
FULLER
>>63119407
wow its almost like movies cut corners when it comes to filming and they are all just playing pretend.
>you will never be from a rich successful WASP family that orders 10 pizzas for their Christmas get-together
>>63118983
I honestly feel sorry for you if you've never experienced the joys of eating left-over Thanksgiving dinner in your comfy pajamas.
>>63118595
Because it never turns out well.
You end up getting pepperoni and sausage or something, and the faggots who ordered Hawaiian or some snowflake pizza will go for yours instead.
Every fucking office party I've been to where they've ordered pizza, the minority of them that have just meat or cheese always get eaten first. ALWAYS. And what's left over are disgusting shit with corn, olives, spinach which always get thrown out at the end of the night. Office managers will never learn.
>>63121207
>corn, olives, spinach
>tfw you like all those on pizzas as long as the other toppings are appropriate
Fig, goat cheese, prosciutto and arugula master race.
>>63116971
This guy fucking gets it
>70% pepperoni
>10% cheese
>10% vegetarian/ whatever
>10% chicken bacon ranch
>tfw you will never eat pancakes for breakfast in your bed in your stepmother's luxury mansion
>>63116487
>face of someone who is truly Home Alone
>>63120684
well the delivery boy isnt even pretending the boxes actually have pizzas
>pizza
>Christmas
Are whites really this lazy? Why not just make a home cooked meal?
>>63121680
Did you even watch the movie? (t's the night before they leave for vacation. Pizza is easy because you don't have to buy and store the ingredients for 20+ people, prepare that much food and then clean up all the cookware. Quite frankly it's the only realistic choice.
>getting visitors so they can go somewhere else with you
why
>>63121778
Especially in the Midwest 25 years ago, not everyone lived within driving distance of an international airport, so they probably all congregated at the Mcallister's so they could make their early flight the next day.
>>63121365
kill yourself.
>>63116971
how autistic do you have to be to judge people based on the pizza they eat. This board surprises me everyday.
>>63121885
I'm judging them for what they eat at parties, faggot.
By all means, order some 10 toppings abomination for yourself at home.
>>63121885
guess you werent here last year when the near exact same conversation happened.
>>63117420
Wow, if anyone in my family spoke to their nephew/nece like that I'd cut all contact from them
What did he mean by this?
So why did Marv turn into a skeleton?
>>63122040
>paranoid kevin will ruin vacation
>kevin ruins vacation
>>63121509
Those are waffles, ya little jerk.
if you still eat pepperoni pizza over the age of 15 you're an uncultured swine.
>>63116363
I also say this movie on AMC with my family yesterday
>>63122549
that's French toast. holy shit where did you grow up?
>>63122141
Why do you own an inferior apple product?
>>63116576
>Cheese pizza is just tomato sauce and cheese
You might as well just put ketchup on a slice of bread, sprinkle some cheddar on it and stick it under the grill.
Seriously, who eats this bland-ass shit?
>>63122859
Cool blog!
>>63118273
>that one I the middle that is just getting crushed
Triggers me every time
