>Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle , a servant to the Master of Laketown, in TA 2941. And later he assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies and had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was basically a clone of Wormtongue. He later dresses as a woman and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside the troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated, He was a good friend
>>63115777
Nigga, how did the troll asphyxiate if it was already dead? Check mate Numenorians.
>>63115777
trips of truth
My reasons why i think Jews planned another cheap spinoff sequel if we ate Hobbit trilogy:
- in the last movie Lickspittle just kinda goes off screen with some stolen gold and that's it
- the movie ends with Legolas' father telling him to go find a ranger Strider (Aragorn), even though that doesnt fit chronologically at all
I suspect they hoped for a spinoff of Aragorn and Legolas meeting and teaming up together, with the return of Lickspittle aswell.
>>63115863
Except he died.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fcJm1Slk2E
>Go North, by which I mean West because there's fuck all North of here but more dragons and then more fuck all and then snow, find the Dunedain, who I know you're intimately familiar with because we both remember the entire history of mankind. There is a ranger among them, you should meet him, he's ten years old so he's still living in Rivendell. His father Arathorn was a big guy, for me, which you know already, his son may be a big guy, for you. He will be known in a little shitburg town you'll never visit as Strider, I'm not telling you his real name but it rhymes with Arathorn and he's the only ten year old human in Rivendell, probably. Legolas, your mother loved you, which of course you know because you spent thousands of years together and as we're empathic elves I don't think we're capable of not loving our children, but maybe in AD&D or Warhammer or something we'll look like assholes.
>he's a Lickspittle
>his last name is Lickspittle
Like, imagine if Bard's last name was "Archer"
>>63115878
Jesus christ
>>63115878
Holy shit 300 people on that shoot, how did no one point out how stupid this looks?
Also why are people who don't understand frame rates allowed to upload videos?
Frodo, did I ever tell you about the cinematographic technique of putting something real in the foregorund to trick the brain into thinking that the CGI in the background is real?
It wan't a good friend, I stopped doing it.
>>63115907
Bard's last name is "Thebowman"
>>63115878
lmao thank god i never bothered seeing these shit movies
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>>63115907
>wonder if they ever gave bard a surname
>see this
who did it, reveal yourself
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>>63115878
this looks like it's inspired from the lego games
>>63115878
wow thats shit. so they made him just kinda go off screen because his death scene was so bad even they realized it, so they cut it out of the main release version.
>>63115878
What the fuck
>>63115777
10/10 OP
Peter Jackson BTFO
>>63115878
How the fuck did multiple people think this was a good idea?
>>63115958
>trick the brain
As opposed to what?
>>63115878
why didnt the troll just pull him out of his mouth?
>>63116237
Trolls aren't very smart
Alfrid wasn't that bad, I kind of liked him some funny bits with him
>>63115777
How can a dead troll asphyxiate?
>>63115878
How? How is it even possible for anyone to wrighting that?
And yhy would you have a hair-trigger on a trebuchet?
>>63115878
It's like... Pottery...
>>63116340
I can't spell today it would seem
>>63116249
Same. The theater was laughing when I went to see it, and he got a laugh out of me a few times as well. Got stale after a while though.
>>63115895
that fucking scene
i swear lucas ghostwrote this shit
>>63115878
Why the fuck was Gandalf made into a fucking joke????
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>>63116249
jesus christ
>>63115878
Wow i am really amazed, after watching the theater edition i had no idea how they could ever make it worse, but somehow they found a way with the extended version
>>63115878
I always did wonder how bad the shit that didn't make in had to have been to get cut.
>>63115878
the clip ends with a start of the next scene of a troll falling down flat on his back for on apparent reason. every scene was retarded.
>>63116249
I remember being sat in the cinema watching the third movie and being so disappointed / angry during the fight scene. I sunk into my seat with an autistic frown on my face and desperately wanted to leave but my retarded friends would have gotten mad with me since they were laughing like chimps at this monobrows CRAZY antics
>>63115878
>gandalfs magic like a fucking car without gas
>the coin somehow pushing down a heavy metal lever
>the troll makes no effort to pull the body from his throat, just dies instantly
Wow.
>>63115878
Hahahaha Gandalf twisting the crystal in his staff like a fucking battery or lightbulb or some shit? Like his power comes from the staff and not from being a divine being? What the fuck hahaha
>>63116509
the archers in these movies had cheat codes enabled for one hit kills
>>63117144
Bilbo was fucking killing Orcs with armour by throwing a rock at them
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>>63115958
>that fucking scene of the elves jumping in front of their own shieldwall
>>63117210
halfling...with a pebble
>>63119015
>in front
they jumped on the spears
>>63115878
>coin doesn't push down the lever until it settles as if its weight increases based on surface area of contact
I mean the whole scene is full of stupid shit but this really triggers my autism.
>>63115878
Sorry Peter, theres no fucking excuse
>>63115878
So, Afrid is the Jar Jar of the Hobbit series
Still forgive Jackson for this shit?
>>63119393
I dont blame him. He wasnt even supposed to make the movies, plus he was forced to make 3 instead of 2
>>63116249
Gregg please
>>63115878
>this scene was written, shot, thousands of dollars and hours upon hours of work went into creating CGI for it, and was edited, before someone realized it was too stupid to be ion the movie
>>63115895
>tfw your OC get's reposted
>>63119047
It was a magic coin, forged in the depths of Mōvie-Convénience-Dur.
>>63115878
This is literally Lucas levels of moronic fuckery, anyone who thinks Hackson wasn't to blame because he was rushed has to wonder why he thought the Hobbit needed a Jar Jar that gets killed in a lego LotR cutscene, like he thought that was a really good idea and put loads of effort into it.
>>63119047
Well anon obviously Hackson was trying to give the audience hope that their favourite character, Ailfrid, was going to survive but alas he felt compelled to show then that life isn't always fair. Also Thorin died but who gives a shit about that.
>>63119699
>And they still put it in the extended edition
>>63119699
Fuck off back to reddit.
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>>63115958
It works well if done correctly. That's how matte painting backgrounds in movies/tv shows work
>>63115878
This scene triggers me in a couple of different ways
>Gandalf can kill a Balrog (a minor deity) but has trouble with a troll?
>the coin doesn't press the trigger until it lays flat
this isn't how pressure works
>the troll doesn't just pull him out of its mouth
trolls eat humans all the time. why is this any different? why would it suffocate in less than 10 seconds of choking?
>>63120184
For the troll, maybe it went down the wrong hole (trachae, not esophagus) and he couldn't switch holes.
>>63116435
The dub actor for the Portuguese version is literally named George Lucas,
>>63121665
Fuck, that was supposed to be in response to
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