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ITT: fuck you slut, I liked it.
>>63115526
>this triggers the autist
Jesus Christ, tfw you thought it would all dovetail neatly into the opening of Alien, and it didn't...
Many people liked Prometheus though
>>63115526
It's ok for you to like it, it's not against the law to have pleb taste.
>>63115526
B-but the space axe.
"slut"
kek, what a pleb word to say
>>63115526
>>63115569
>>63115613
It was good but it needed human BBC, the alien BBC was nice, but honestly we need a buck to fight toe to toe with an alien so we can fantasize about our wives getting spit roasted once a month so she can be satisfied.
AM I RIGHT BOYS?!?!!?
>>63115631
>pleb taste
>patrician attitude
Fixed. Thank me later.
>>63115709
>>>/stormweenie/
Elba's not a buck. If more black guys were like based Idris, we'd have a National Social paradise Africa governed by disciplined Schwarzekommandos...
>>63115774
Fuck /pol/ I just love BBC, unless you are insecure or something.
>>63115810
>I just love BBC
That's your problem to work out with your parents and boyfriend, m8...
>>63115839
Not really man, I actually enjoy the interracial agenda nowadays because every show and film is filled with BBC. Super Girl. Jessica Jones, Star Wars, etc. etc., it's fucking glorious. These women need to get spitroasted by BBC ASAP.
>>63115901
They ride the BBC, have an abortion or two, get older and a tiny bit smarter, and get a white breadwinner.
Or stick with the BBC, and wind up beat to shit and on welfare, or in women's prison with their kids in foster care.
Such is the way of things.
>>63116005
Yeah this is all true, but every woman needs to experience the buck in their lives, the only way to womanhood is the eventual BBC experience. It's like their second virginity. Small white dicks for the first, big black cocks for the second.
>>63115526
Noomi Rapace is a horrendous actress, who the fuck thought that was a good idea.
>played some unlikable androgynous autist in that dragon tattoo movie
>better put her in a mainstream blockbuster
>>63115631
>"the movie is bad because I don't understand the actions of the actors and the plot didn't appeal to me personally"
>calling others plebs
>>63116048
>Small white dicks
>white people conquer the entire globe
>except for Asia, where they have smaller dicks
>Japan, then China. Maybe India, if they clean up their shitting streets
>worried about dick size
>because you're worried about giving your woman that pain/pleasure feeling
>believing feminist cunt propaganda
Kill yourself.
Money and success compensates for dick size and then some...get into the real world, Jamal...
>>63115901
To be fair, Jessica Jones is coalburner in the source material.
>>63116189
Of course we are superior intellectually, but our cocks are tiny as fuck, BBC is the trade off for their inferior intellect, noone is debating history with you mate. Fact is women enjoy BBC more.'
>>63116201
Of course Cage is black, but they way they shot the sex scenes which were like almost 1 minute long scenes and then double up on it in the second episode is taking advantage of the fact that Cage is black in the source material. Once I saw that I looked who created the show and I kek'd.
>Rosenberg
Every.Fucking.Time
>>63116189
But you have none of those things you useless cunt :^)
>>63116221
Yeah, I do.
I fired a faggot like you earlier today. Mouthy, young, and probably using meth.
Where's your edge now, tough guy? lol
>>63116282
Why are you working on a Saturday? That doesn't sound like success.
>>63116282
>>63116282
>>63116296
He is probably an assistant manage at a walgreens, a complete loser who thinks he's in a position of power making 50k a year with no degree and no real education. People like that are embarrassing.
>>63116296
The Jews don't do shit on Saturday. Best day to catch them off-guard.
>>63116296
>my company pays me to argue with faggots
Yeah, I'm working, alright.
Spectre
>team of the best scientists of earth
>the geologist gets lost and the biologist goes cuti-cuti with the alien larvae
>>63116364
They weren't the best..
David8 was the best.
The engineers were the saving grace of this movie.
I like the I idea that we are just failed genetic experiments of aliens.
Well, I wish I could like it like you do... because I was hyped as fuck for this movie, and it was a huge disappointment, completely underwhelming. So much wasted potential.
I barely remember it but i liked the android character.
>>63116364
>>63116364
>>63116364
Hey look it's another retard that didn't pay attention. No one there is the best of anything other than David which is yet another entirely different layer of this film that most don't comprehend even when explained. Shaw was there out of curiosity and the rest were there simply for the money. No one expected to find shit and though it was just another regular old bullshit merc job like they always did before this mission. Kill yourself please. Do you think the best of anything would be getting high on Rickys god damn space weed while checking out an alien planet? They're the pieces of shit no one else cares about aside from a select few who were chosen for very obvious reasons such as Shaw. It was also a suicide mission so a key to the trip was getting a crew that wouldn't ask too many questions until it was too late.
>>63116282
You made up a story that you fired a guy I don't care about, why would that affect me anyway?
>>63115901
The B8test of B8
But what did the black goo do?
Seriously, it's so arbitrary.
>>63116632
Are you telling me you don't get rock hard when a white chick gets fucking destroyed by BBC? Are you a fucking man or not? God damn.
>>63116575
Thank you anon for not being an idiot and actually paying attention to this film. So many fucking questions people ask about the movie can be answered if you just watch it.
I swear I'm the only person on Earth who loves this movie.
Even the actors say they hate it, but probably because peer pressure.
>>63116612
Because it's your dad.
>>63116575
I want to have sex with this reply.
>>63116695
Your Highness gotta posse.
>>63116741
I want to have sex with young Arnold, but that's an entirely different branch of pathology....
Why the fuck is /tv/ so obsessed with black people
Literally every Creed thread has been full of this creepy fetishism and now Prometheus too?
>americans
>>63116700
>Teen horniness is not a crime
>Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.
It has its moments.
>>63116575
This explanation will never make any sense considering the whole reason they went out there was because of Guy Pearce wanting to extend his lifespan by any means.
You aren't going to hire a bunch of fucking muppets on a mission where your very life depends on it.
>>63116700
>>63116810
>tfw Justin Timberlake is cast as the reincarnation of the Prophet John of the Revelation
>AND IT FUCKING WORKS
best sports movie ever. And yes, I love Slapshot and The Longest Yard.
>>63116797
Wait you don't like BBC?
>>63116887
Literally never seen anyone badmouth this movie. Then again you're only going to watch it if you like Hockey in the first place. And if you like Hockey in the first place you're gonna like this movie.
>>63116797
It's one faggot spamming it in all threads today, not just Creed, which is funny since Creed doesn't have any interracial romance
>>63116887
Never heard of it. I trust the roles Liev picks, but what about SWS? How hammy is it on his behalf from a scale of role models to the run down?
>>63116944
I love hockey, Oilers fuck no.
But I've always seen people say it's the worst sports movie ever in threads like these.
>>63116969
Liev is amazing in this movie. Best actor easily.
Jay Baruchel is funny for the first time, and the TPB make an appearance. Definitely watch it.
>>63116575
>mfw if you edit the TEDtalk teaser into the movie just after the opening goo scene, and before David's intro its a perfect film
>derelict ship is shown exploding miles away
>next moment it's on top of them
>getting squashed by a doughnut
>continues running along the doughnut way
Ridley is a hack
>>63116944
I barely know what Hockey is and I liked it.
>>63116969
also, what's SWS?
So, about the giant squid that Noomi gave birth, a gooey infected human fucks a girl than the squid is born. So the squid is a baby human mutation let's say, a malformed baby. They this baby squid fuck the engineer alien and he gave birth the protoalien.
What the fuck is that goo? The goo is the weapon that would destroy earth or the reason for the goo was create the protoalien anyway?
What an amazing shit show of a thread. I am seriously impressed with how awful it is.
HAHAHAHA, THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!
The samefagging is 2006 tier
