For England James?
No.
For you.
watching this as we speak
>>63106969
what did he mean by this?
>>63106957
Alec was based.
>>63106957
Why is that so memorable?
Me and my cousins would say it all the time when we were younger.
>>63106976
It's easily in the top 5 of Bond movies. Watching Spectre gave me an awful after taste. Had to watch Goldeneye to fix it. They don't make Bond movies like this anymore.
If only brosnan wasn't given bad movies.
Ya'll niggas postin' in a bond gril thread now
>tfw she only had 15 min of screen time before getting blown up
Situation analysis: hopeless.
You have no backup, no escape route. And I have the only bargaining chip.
Drop the gun.
You can't win.
>>63107123
But there are alternatives to fighting.
>>63106957
no, 4 meme
>>63107004
Spectre tried capturing old bond but failed miserably by inserting modern day social commentary about surveillance into it.
Still better than QoS
i've never seen a james bond movie
what are the top 5
>>63107192
Goldfinger
Dr no
On her majestys secret service
Goldeneye
Octopussy
>>63107228
>Dr. No
>Octopussy
Lol no.
>>63107192
You want to watch these for top 5:
Casino Royale
Goldeneye
The Spy who Loved Me
Goldfinger
On her Majesty's Secret Service
>>63107192
Goldfinger
License to Kill
You Only Live Twice
The Spy Who Loved Me
Live and Let Die
>>63107059
Why did this franchise-reboot movie have such a fucking hard-on for kalashinovs?
>>63107192
Casino Royale
From Russia With Love
Goldeneye
Skyfall/Dr. No
Dr. No/Skyfall/Wildcard
Personally my Wildcard is The Man With The Golden Gun, but I recognize the movie has plenty of faults (I just love Christopher Lee's performance too much)
>>63107228
>>63107273
>/tv/'s strange love affair with OHMSS
I'll never understand it.
>>63107192
Russia
Goldfinger
Daylights
Goldeneye
Casino
>>63107192
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
Licence to Kill
>>63107228
>>63107277
>>63107273
>>63107316
>>63107298
are the movies kinda self explanatory or is there some sort of backstory i need to understand them
>>63107334
They're self explanatory. Casino Royale and Goldeneye are wildly regarded as one of, if not, the two best Bond films of all time. Special thanks to this great man
<<<<<<
>>63107298
>>63107334
Most of the films you can just pick up and watch, they try to keep them standalone
The ones I listed except maybe TMWTGG can be watched without seeing any prior Bond films
>>63107334
James Bond is a super cool secret agent who never fails his mission.
That's all the backstory you really need to know.
>you will never see a james bond movie as good as goldeneye ever again
>you will probably soon be seeing james "negro" bont: the tumblr adventures
For Canada, Philip.
>>63107334
All you need to know is that Bond is a secret agent that doesn't give a fuck about keeping anything secret, because he's pure male wish-fulfillment. Fucks the girls, kills the bad guys and acts smug as hell.
thanks to everyone who helped me out, i'll be watching james bond this weekend
>>63107192
>Goldfinger
>Goldeneye
>Casino Royale
>Dr. No
>The World is Not Enough (or Skyfall if you're a pleb)
grant pls
>>63107273
>he doesnt like Dr. No
nigger are you gay?
>>63107192
The thing with Bond is that it's wish fulfilment, as someone above said. The problem is that each generation has different standards.
I'd say if you're 25+, watch Brosnan first, especially Goldeneye. If you're under 25, watch the new ones with Craig first, then think about checking out the old ones
.
I love the old ones but if oyu don't sort of understand what it's going for, it can get boring. You have to key into the mindset of "this is what every young man wanted, when it was released."
>>63106957
What movie is this meme from anyways? I always see it posted.
Who /Thunderball/ here?
>>63107535
Domino > Dr. No girl > Xenia Onnatop
>>63107478
Kek. Reminded me of Blues Brothers.
>>63107555
Would've posted it, but it's the opposite of entry-level. It's a film for those who have already seen a few Connery-era Bond movies and loved them.
>>63107570
My absolute african
>>63107570
>Xenia Onnatop
Not gorgeous Natalya
>>63107599
Can't argue with that
>>63107297
post-Cold War afterglow
>>63107612
Natalya was the cutest Bond girl
Prove me incorrect
for a minute I really thought Spectre was gonna pull that perfect Dr. No tingly feeling of bond being captured and invited to dinner by the villain at his secret base and having a nice evening between two gentlemen
but they just went directly to the torture and that retarded one bullet destroying the whole base without spending anytime on it
>Casino Royale
>Bond and random lady friend kill some dudes, lady friend is heavily traumatized and there's a beautiful little scene of Bond comforting her after the killing
>Spectre
>Bond and lady friend kill Drax (the Destroyer, not Drax from Moonraker)
>cut to-- FUCKING
>>63107761
Thought that was quite funny. I was sitting in the cinema thinking, yeah, it's about to cut to fucking.
>>63107732
I can't. I agree.
>>63107789
>>63107612
This samefagging level is out of control senpai
>>63107732
>>63107734
Oh fuck that, I thought the Jew Hunter was going to go full Blofeld on Craig. Thanks for telling me the new Bond isn't worth seeing.
>>63107555
I realize it's a popularly-recycled meme-opinion at this point and I'm only making myself look like a pleb who hates classics by voicing it here, but the underwarter shit slows the pace of the action and generally drags the movie as a whole down. I like it, but I wouldn't personally call it a favorite.
The opening song IS one of my favorite Bond Songs though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0x7QiJI1g
>>63106976
Watched it yesterday, Onatop is absolutely God-tier.
>>63107192
My favourites are Dr No, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, You Only Live Twice and Live and Let Die which many will disagree with but I've always loved it.
>Annual Thanksgiving 007 marathon on Syfy Channel consists entirely of Dr. No + All Brosnans + Casino/Skyfall
Don't get me wrong I have mad respect for Dr. No and think Goldeneye and Casino Royale are the top two of the last two decades, but there's a criminal lack of variety here.
>>63107852
I can totally understand that. It's certainly not a fast paced movie. My three favourite bond films are From Russia With Love, Casino Royale and Thunderball though, so I suppose I prefer the slower paced Bonds.
Best OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUyB_o918Y
>>63107273
Not liking Dr No means you don't actually like Bond films you nigger so your opinion is trash.
>>63107056
full name?
>>63108009
what a shitty opening
>>63107478
>that dummy
top kek
it's amazing how these expensive movies use the cheapest effects when it comes to someone falling.
![GOLDENEYE.mkv_snapshot_01.12.15_[2015.11.08_01.11.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tebDdha.jpg "GOLDENEYE.mkv_snapshot_01.12.15_[2015.11.08_01.11.14].jpg")
>>63108081
>that dummy
Have more.
>>63108095
Jesus Christ
>>63107761
To be fair, Dr. Swan had seen some shit that Vesper hadn't. She was probably numb to it by that point.
>>63107968
>actually wanting to watch any of the Roger Moore movies
I suppose they could have stuck in the Daltons, though.
>>63108095
>You will never fuck the Natalya doll
>>63106957
No.
FOR YOU
>>63107297
Set mostly in Russia, and its very iconic of the country. They still use the ak-47 to this day.
I want to see that new Bond film so goddamn bad, but I can't find it anywhere... except theaters.
dammit.
>>63108116
It's there for about a half-second, but yeah, kind of embarrassing senpai.
>>63108152
Strangely enough, Moonraker is the only Moore-era film I like. Yes it's completely retarded, but it's also a blast.
WHEN IT CRUMBLES
>>63107192
Goldfinger
Thunderball
The spy who loved me
GoldenEye
Casino royale
>>63107535
>>63108012
Dr No is a goddamn snoozefest
>>63108152
The Spy Who Loved Me is pretty good.
>>63107550
Don't know if you're joking but it's James Bond, Goldeneye.
>>63108012
LOL Dr. No was mediocre. Goldfinger is where it's at.
>>63107192
Moonraker
Moonraker
Moonraker
The Spy Who Loved Me
A View To A Kill
>>63107298
>Casino Royal
Okay
>From Russia with Love
Obligatory
>Goldeneye
Mandatory
>Skyfall even being an option
Opinion discarded
>Skyfall again
Spotted the tasteless faggot
Here's a legitimate top 5 in no particular order
-Goldeneye
-From Russia with Love
-On Her Majesty's Secret Service
-Casino Royal
-The Living Daylights
>>63108234
Thanks
>>63107732
Best pic coming through
She looks so innocent but 'you just know'
>Dat epic tank chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-MKdRwhHs
>>63108181
Well, they mostly use the AK-74M these days, but close enough.
>>63107327
>On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Is Nightfire a movie or was it just a game?
>>63108152
>>63108230
For whatever reason, The Spy Who Loved Me is the one that I most closely associate with Thanksgiving.
>>63108213
Can't argue with you. Moonraker is terrific.
>>63108306
Never understood the hate, what's the problem with it?
>>63108358
Cause it's slow and it has Lazenby in it.
If you actually sit through it, it's surprisingly deep and one of the best bond films ever made.
>>63108213
My nigger. Moonraker is one of the few Moore ones that is enjoyable in its absurdity.
no... f- *cough* f-for you gurgle
>>63108358
Mainly due to Lazenby. For most people OHMSS it's an almost-good movie, tarnished by Lazenby, or a masterpiece, in spite of Lazenby; very few actually like Lazenby.
move rankings for each Bond, from best to worst (except Lazenby since he only did one)
>Connery
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
Dr. No
You Only Live Twice
Thunderball
Diamonds Are Forever
Never Say Never Again
>Moore
The Spy Who Loved Me
Live and Let Die
For Your Eyes Only
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
>Lazenby
The Living Daylights
License to Kill
>Brosnan
GoldenEye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough
Die Another Day
>Craig
Casino Royale
Skyfall
Spectre
Quantum of Solace
>>63108702
FTFY
>Connery
Goldfinger
Thunderball
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
Dr. No
Diamonds Are Forever
Never Say Never Again
>Moore
The Spy Who Loved Me
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
For Your Eyes Only
Moonraker
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
>Lazenby
OHMSS
>Dalton
The Living Daylights
License to Kill
>Brosnan
GoldenEye
The World is Not Enough
Tomorrow Never Dies
Die Another Day
>Craig
Casino Royale
Skyfall
Spectre
Quantum of Solace
>>63108446
Lazenby would be tolerable if he wasn't wearing that fucking kilt the entire movie.
Also even for a Bond movie Blofeld's plan was complete nonsense.
Still love OHMSS though, the action in that movie is so goddamn brutal for the time.
>>63108765
whoops, I put Lazenby instead of Dalton. thank you, Anon.
>>63108792
It has perhaps the most tragic emotional Bond moment of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgndOK2zuY0
>>63108702
>>63108765
Switch Spectre with Quantum of Solace and this seems perfect.
>>63108792
>Also even for a Bond movie Blofeld's plan was complete nonsense.
I don't think anything could be worse than the master plan in Diamonds Are Forever.
>steal diamonds
>to power a superlazer that he will use to threaten the world
wut
>>63108829
The first or second link?
I was considering switching them, but I think Spectre edges QoS just slightly for it's promising first half.
>>63108826
This too, Tracy Bond was excellent.
>>63108829
>Quantum better then Spectre
Quantum is barely a movie. Spectre falls to shit in the third act but Quantum barely holds together at all.
>>63108847
Die Another Day is still the worst for me.
>build a sun-powered death lazer
>use it to destroy the DMZ between North/South Korea
Such small potatoes. At least threaten to blow up the White House with it or something, you built a fucking death machine and that's all you can think of to use it for?
Is Spectre worth spending the 12$ plus popcorn on? Where would you rank it with all the bond flicks?
I think I should go watch Spotlight instead.
>>63109080
If you love Bond then it's worth a watch.
If you're a casual fan then wait till dvd/bluray/torrent
I'd give it a 6.7 or 6.8/10
>>63109080
I would say yes. I liked it better than most of tv though. I thought the first 2/3rds were really good. Great atmosphere, fun set pieces. The last third sort of falls apart.
>>63109080
Once the main villain actually shows up, it turns to shit. Everything before that is fantastic
>>63109105
>>63109133
Thanks.
That settles it, I'm watching Spotlight instead. Its suppose to be the best movie of the year. I'll wait for a torrent. Got that bond 50th anniversary blurayset as a gift 3 years ago and I've only watched GoldenEye and skyfall so I wouldn't call myself a bond lover.
>>63108871
>>63108913
I just can't get over how nonsensical Spectre gets when it tries to link all the other Craig films together. Not only is Spectre itself bad, it retroactively ruins Skyfall and Casino Royale, and that makes it the worst Craig film, at least for me.
>>63108009
How come there's never any love for Tomorrow Never Dies
>dat carpark scene in Hamburg
>dat Mr. Stamper
>dat bit where Mr. Stamper is describing how he's going to torture Bond and China lady
>dat media tycoon villan
>Bond murdering him in cold blood
>dat motorcycle chase through Saigon
>>63109775
Oh, and it's got the best Bond theme
>>63109775
I liked Carver's death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQSSvDQyUNA
>>63109775
>edifice complex
>>63109775
TND had the best opening sequence of any Bond imo. That terrorist bazaar scene was fucking great.
>>63109876
Christ that is brutal. Bond is a psychopath.
>>63109930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r40I3TxFM3c
>tfw this was supposed to be the main theme song until they changed it to the end credits
Stupid move
>>63109775
The concept of a media mogul Bond villain triggering international incidents as fodder for news coverage is sort of neat, but the film reveals way too much of the details of his plan to teh audience before even his first meeting with Bond, and the general action lacks a lot of the flair that made Goldeneye stand out.
>>63107273
>Shits on Dr. No
>Recommends The spy who loved me in the same breath
u fokin wot m8
>>63110119
TSWLM is a million times better than Dr. No, pleb
Dr. No doesn't have these fucking iconic moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeBqf6bYZak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOhH4eI7vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM7TiNAjIfE
>>63107004
>craig
>bond
>>63107192
Living Daylights is ridiculously underrated because Dalton's period was brief and it "lacks humour", that is, the self-parodying Roger Moore. Also the plot actually makes sense instead of just having a luxury hotel kidnap scene, and the girl is a real person instead of a plot device called Pussy or Sphinx or whatever.
>>63110177
Dr. No doesn't have Roger Moore in it so it wins by default.
>>63108181
Russia doesnt use AK-47 these days. Hasnt for the longest time. Its an outdated rifle.
>>63110199
I just rewatched Living daylights. Dalton's good, but over all the movie and villains are forgettable.
>>63110201
>doesn't have Roger Moore
>wins
I don't understand anon
>>63110199
Dalton was the best Bond.
Prove me wrong faggots.
Protip: You can't.
>>63110256
He's certainly the best actor to have ever played Bond. You can tell because he's actually able to get other roles.
>>63110204
Is the AK-74 what they mainly use than?
>>63110256
Absolutely based.
Craig was trying to go in a similar direction but failed miserably
>>63110252
Well the villain was closer to a realistic cold war character. The german turbo assasin was decent.
Also the snow scene was funny though a bit generic and the scenes in Afghanistan a bit too Lawrence.
It's one of the few Bonds that you could actually call an "espionage film".
>>63110275
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if we could deage Dalton and have him star in Craig's movies. Would they be better? They'd be different, that's for sure.
![THE_WORLD_IS_NOT_ENOUGH_t00.mkv_snapshot_02.04.08_[2015.11.27_23.53.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j22Pvj0.jpg "THE_WORLD_IS_NOT_ENOUGH_t00.mkv_snapshot_02.04.08_[2015.11.27_23.53.01].jpg")
>I thought Christmas only comes once a year
What did he mean by this?
>>63110447
Where does Christmas Jones rank on the "ridiculous Bond girl names" list?
>>63110476
Doesn't beat Pussy Galore, but she's definitely up there.
>>63110476
Somewhere between Octopussy and Pussy Galore
For you
>>63110277
AK74M, right. There has been a contest recently for a new rifle for the Russian Army, A-545 looks promising. Don't hope it will be taken on anytime soon though.
>>63110256
Imagine if he was in Goldeneye instead of Brosnan
>>63108228
This, watched it twice and couldn't see the appeal either time.
okay guys I think Craig is contracted to do one more movie, what do you wanna see in bond 25?
i personally want one of the older bonds to come back and play a villain, i think dalton would be great for that
>>63110798
What can they do when they already wrapped things up? Ignore that and come up with something independent?
Nah I hope they release Craig and start a new timeline.
How many people would be interested in watching a stream of Goldeneye?
>>63110798
>older bonds to come back and play a villain, i think dalton would be great for that
Even Connery. He can potray the former james Bond
Remember, 'James Bond' is just a code name
>inb4 Skyfall, that parents house shit can easily be overwritten
>>63111358
"no"
shut the door Alec, there's a draft
>>63106957
when did the bond series start going downhill?
>>63112452
It's been sporadically on the down and up since Diamonds Are Forever.
>>63107858
my fucking dick is a rock in every scene she is in
>>63109197
I liked it better than Skyfall and Quantum of Solace to be honest. I'll admit it quickly slides downhill after the blow up SS man's African resort.
>>63112452
Dr. NO. Seriously. It plays like a roller coaster. It started out slow, quickly peaked high, plunged, then has gone up and down loop and round forever. Everyone has their favourite part. One man's down is another man's up, and maybe the guy who's going up liked the down part better and vice versa. Bond films are subjective as shit. You really have to just decide on your own which ones you like.
>>63112452
Post 2001
Just like everything else
>>63112452
when niggers started having rights
>>63110119
The Spy who loved me is THE quintessential spectacle Bond movie.
It's damn near perfectly executed without any major hitches.
The one thing that's kind of weird is that the fistfight with that one guy on the roof of that Egyptian house is pretty lame.
Especially considering that Moore had a really good, visceral brawl just one movie prior.
Look at the fight in the first third of TMWTG, probably the only good action scene in the entire film.
>>63107535
The movie is alright, but nowhere near top 5.
>>63107570
Tatyana from "Russia" was better than Domino.
>>63107306
Piss off back to reddit you fucking lightweight.
>>63108702
>>Lazenby
>The Living Daylights
>License to Kill
What the fuck?
>>63110256
Best Bonds In order:
>1. Dalton, 2. Connery, 3. Lazenby, 4. Craig, 5. Moore (Up until Spy who Loved me), 6. Brosnan, 7. Moore (Moonraker onwards)
>>63107483
>The World is Not Enough
MEIN NIGER
>>63112452
It came down after Thunderball.
There were ups, of course. But Roger Moore's era was shit with few execptions, Dalton films were strange, Brosnan had only one truly good film, just like Craig after him.
>>63109775
Tomorrow Never Dies is in my top 5 Bond. What an excellent movie. Never strays from formula, but that's not exactly a drawback in this case. Also
>that intro song
Sheryl Crow nailed it no matter what naysayers claim.
>>63108358
>>63108379
It's crrrrrrrap
The whole fucking movie is set in thay one ski-resort-tier location making it boring as fuck
The hypnosis angle is cheesy as fuck, even for camp Bond movies. It makes Moore-era look sophisticated
Brought Blofeld back and played by a different actor. Garbage
Also,
>Lazenby
>>63113937
Here's mine
>1. Dalton, 2. Moore, 3. Connery, 4. Brosnan, 5. Craig, 6. Lazenby
I fucking love Moore for some reason.
>>63108346
i love how America has a bunch of space commandos just waiting around
>>63107027
Die another Day
>>63114072
Moore is grand sometimes.
Only plebs hate on him.
Rewatched A View to Kill yesterday and while he's old as fuck, the movie still sort of works.
Also laughed at the fact that his interaction with the Bond girl is basically fatherly until the very last scene.
You can really tell that Roger was uncomfortable about doing chicks that could be his granddaughter's age.
It's kinda weird looking back to LALD and noticing how he looked younger than Connery back then, despite being older.
>tfw you rewatch Goldeneye and realise Boris is Eli Gold from The Good Wife
I'd know those facial expressions anywhere.
>>63114404
>>63110252
>Joe Don Baker
>Forgettable
step it up, pleb
>>63113937
>Craig better than Brosnan
how can such a shit taste exist in this Universe?
>>63115617
Because he is
>>63114174
One of the more interesting things about Moore's Bond is that he plays him more as an intellectual than an assassin.
Whenever M asks "What do you know about X, 007?" he has a small dissertation on the topic. Hell, when it comes to being a wiseass, he gives Q a run for his money sometimes.
Also noticeable: he has a pretty large kill count, but he seldom actually shoots somebody. He usually uses the environment against them or tricks his enemies in some other way.
I guess this is to make up for the fact that Moore wasn't as physically imposing as Connery, but it also makes the two versions feel very distinct.
Dalton was almost like a mix of the two. A guy who could fucking go to town but who was also whip-smart.
>>63108346
lol reminds me of 2001
>>63109775
The real Steve Jobs movie.
Also Olga my favourite.
>>63109775
MISHTAH SCHTAMPER!
>>63108081
Prop departments hadn't made mechanical drop dummies yet, but you'd think Bond films would have pioneered that instead of inflatable Yaphet Kottos
>>63109775
what about the KD lang version?
>>63116541
>The real Steve Jobs movie.
If Aaron Sorkin had made the entire thing a parody where Steve was actually trying to conquer the world and Bill was his likeminded rival with Ballmer and Wozniak as their Igors, it would have been a box-office explosion.
>>63106957
I pay it gladly.
Bonds
>Best bonds
1.Connery
2.Dalton
3.Brosnan
4.Moore
5.Craig
6.Lazenby
>Best films
Thunderball
GoldenEye
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
Goldfinger
>Best themes
Nobody Does It Better
Live and Let die
Diamonds Are Forever
Thunderball
Tomorrow Never Dies
![lois-chiles-009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nqAkz7S.jpg "lois-chiles-009[1].jpg")
>>63110476
Holly Goodhead is the dumbest name
>>63110256
Huey Lewis?
>>63120565
Obviously you've missed the gem of brilliance that is Strawberry Fields.
>>63108029
Munro I think?
