If this had happened today, how would /tv/ respond?
>>63103454
People would be shitting on it because of the whole "the son of Skywalker" conversation, and rightfully so.
>>63103454
It would go something like this
>le meme twist
>Lucas trying too hard to be shamalamadingdong
>PLOT HOLES
>mfw when I realized the incest between Luke and Leia
>"NO, I AM YOUR FATHER!"
What did he mean by this?
Whomprats
>I am your cu.ckther
What did Darth BBC mean by this?
>>63103454
more importantly
>A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
>STAR WARS
>Episode V
How does /tv/ react?
>>63103779
Sheev was just trolling.
>>63103454
Iron man vs Hulk was better.
>>63104008
And people say Lucas didn't planned to make the prequels from the beggining
>>63103779
I don't understand. Please elaborate
>>63104114
The conversation between Sheev and Vader where they mention Anakin Skywalker in the third-person.
>>63103779
It made perfect sense though. Vader no longer considered himself to be Anakin Skywalker.
>>63103779
Remember the rest of the conversation
>He must be killed
>But he's just a boy, he poses no threat to us
Why would vader give a fuck if he wasn't trying to protect his son, he then steers the conversation towards turning Luke to the dark side so he could reunite with him.
The Son of Skywalker bit is kindof shitty and throws you off, but theres clues throughout Empire that Vader is his father.
>>63104179
He was in a pretty obvious state of denial and identified with his new persona. Vader would likely be pissed if he wqs referred to as anakin skywalker/ lukes father
>>63103454
GoodFriendposting, as we would discover that good ol' Ben Kenobi was full of shit.
>>63104190
Yeah, but that's not even explicitly stated until the next movie.
>>63104235
I mean fair enough but I think it adds a sense of mystery to Vader's motives
>>63103454
Shitting their pants because Vader is black.
>>63104107
The intention was to give you the feeling that your picking up a serial adventure right in the middle. Thats what the whole opening scroll is about, it doesnt necessarily mean Lucas always intended for prequel movies to be made.
>>63103454
THIS MOVIE SUKED DA ENDING SUKED
>>63104227
Like Sheev "The Peeve" Palpatine actually gives a shit what does and doesn't piss Vader off.
>>63104301
Sheev's the one who gave him the name Vader, he has no reason to call him by his original name.
You'd see its "leak" long before it aired and it wouldn't mean shit.
>>63104179
Vader identifies as a Dark Sider.
It would be pretty insensitive for Sheev to refer to Skywalker as the person he's talking to.
Check your force privilege, C.I.S. scum.
>>63103454
It would be what baneposting is now
>>63103454
It would have been
>YOUR MUM WANTED MY BIG BLACK DICK
What did he mean by this?
There'd be a bunch of nerds bitching about how they made Splinter of the Mind's Eye non-canon.
>>63104477
>>63103454
If the movie was released prequels first during the late 70s, how would peps react to it? This is assuming they still somehow have access to all the SX.
why does luke need a father? like it's so fucked up because so many people go without fathers everyday and they do just fine. it's actually very problematic that the hero always has to have a father. ugh it's 2015, can we just not?
>>63104724
>>63103454
>literally every scene is a cliché & meme by today's standards
>>63103454
Back Then:
>Wow amazing twist I can't wait to see the sequels!
Today:
>Holy fuck WHAT FUCKING SHIT!
>Vader is Luke's father and not Lando LOL!
>So if Luke and Leia are related why did they kiss?! INCEST PORN
>Vader is LUKES FATHER!
>What shit why would he try to kill his own son?!
>WHY WASN'T LUKE GAY AND A MEMBER OF THE LGBTXYZHLMNNOP??!?!
Ahh this generation
