>it's a "someone brings up religion and joe starts talking about how Moses was hallucinating when he saw the burning bush because he was tripping on DMT" episode
and the Lord said, "Get the water nigga!"
>>63099271
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>>63099271
This is why people love him.
how can you listen to his shows? they are all fuckin meat for brains douchebags
>>63099271
>its a "Joe brings on a scientist and asks him about aliens, sasquatch, and chem trails episode".
Joke Rogan.
>>63099271
It's a "someone brings up gaming and joe starts talking about how he had a Pc built to play Quake in the 90's" episode
>>63099271
It's ridiculous how he is never capable of not sperging the fuck out whenever someone brings up religion
>>63099445
occasionaly he has smart and interesting people on, but yes overall it would be better if joe and hes stupid friends weren't there
I think he might be the absoulute worst stand up i've ever seen. His recent stand up shows are unbelievably awful
>>63099489
He has to talk for like 2 hours senpai.
I'd do the same.
>>63099502
They are all normies though. Do you expect them to be smart?
>>63099271
>It's a Joe drags out his answer with buzzwords to sound intelligent episode
>>63099486
Kek. Every. Fucking. Time.
I listen to them when he talks about cool shit and doesn't have Joey Diaz on there, I can't stand his voice.
If you plebs can't fast forward on a podcatcher for ads......... then it's your fault
>>63099706
MOTHAFUCKIN COCKSUCKAS I USED TO DO BLOW
>>63099271
He died inside when ronda went sleepy
I'd say my podcast listens are Carolla, Bill Burr, Classic Love Line, Adam and Drew, and then Rogan's
protip use the podcatcher doubletwist to skip ads
I use to listen to Fitzsimmons but he goes on SJW lib rants I can't stand
>it's a three hours of "hey remember that time at the comedy store..." epiosode
>>63099771
Corrolla is such a simple minded tit. Still love listening to his show tho
>FEAR OF A BLACK PLANET COCKSUCKA.
>>63099850
He is sometimes but he has some laughs in there and cool guests.
I like politically neutral fucks, I don't need to hear a super leaned either way cast.
>>63099889
Joey, sorry I don't like your voice mate, just not my thing.
>>63099771
Shit taste. Just listen to opie and anthony. Bill Burr is a cocky unfunny conspiracy nutcase, Rogan is a crackpot, and Carolla is just a fag.
Joey Diaz and his fake stories fucking suck
CUE
>>63100128
THE
>>63100069
>>Shit taste. Just listen to opie and anthony. Bill Burr is a cocky unfunny conspiracy nutcase, Rogan is a crackpot, and Carolla is just a fag.
welcome to 4chan my newbie fag
>it's a "virtual reality will literally replace our actual existence, or maybe it already has" episode feat. Duncan Trussell
>>63100149
HEMPFORCE
>>63099271
>It's a "Joe goes on for an hour about how amazing UFC fighters are and how animalistic and beast-like they have so much testosterone mmm yeah fuck I'm cumming" episode
KNICKS VS HEAT
COME WATCH IT HERE YOU STUPID FUCKS
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>>63100154
Awful rebuttal, try again kekold
>>63100192
holy shit
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DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
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>>63100228
listen to this guy, Joey, oh wait you did and that's your joke
>>63099947
Yeah, his ability to bitch about the most mundane stuff and make it entertaining is definitely what draws me to him.
But fuck bald bryan. Worthless cockrider
>>63100069
>Just listen to opie and anthony.
Can't anymore, and don't pretend either side of the schism is worth a shit
>>63099271
i was just watching the bill burr one and they just started ripping into jackson pollock and modern art i had to turn it off i was cringeing through every pore of my being
What show?
>>63100380
Link & timecode anon?
>>63100352
Brian can be a bleeding banana rider, which he is to keep his job, but he's sometimes witty, so he has a bitch reddit tier appeal but i just over look it.
The thing I hate is Gina Gradd just regurgitates Gawker but love how Adam shits on it.
>>63100380
DUDE ART IS SHIT, MUSCLE CAR SHOWS ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL LMAO
>>63100380
they talked about the same shit as last time he was there too
>>63100192
mma episodes are best episodes
>>63100405
What the fuck you think pollock was art? you really shouldn't be on this faggotron board
>>63100289
>2012
>Meet Joe Rogan
>He tells me to follow him
>Big field with cows, he picks up some cow shit and points under it
>"These are psychedelic mushrooms, psilocybin fungus, there's a study that says these spores came from another planet on an asteroid"
>Tells me how ancient people used to eat these and see god
>"I'm about to eat one of these mushrooms, but first I'm gonna start hooking, a technique used by jet pilots to keep from passing out during flights, it keeps blood going to the brain"
>Starts loudly and angrily shouting HOOKCH HOOKCH HOOKCH HOOKCH
>Consumes one of the mushrooms and starts tripping
>He's sitting down in the middle of a grass field tripping hard and going HOOKCH HOOKCH HOOKCH HOOKCH
>Loudly telling me the story of how pot became illegal because of the logging industry even though I already know the story
>Knod along until we leave
And I never hung out with him again
>>63100540
You understand we come from blown up stars that were in nebula or is this a mega troll?
>>63099445
His earlier shows are pretty good. I'm on podcast 149 and he usually has guests which he has great chemistry with.
I skip the UFC podcasts tho
>"it's an eddie bravo and joe rogan talk about ju-jitsu and ufc technique and how more people should do ju-jitsu" episode
>>63100540
My fucking sides
>It's a "Joe dismisses Brain Redban and generally treat him like shit" episode
>>63100631
pretty much when i stopped listening
rip comfy times
>>63100600
Also the podcasts were better with redban on them regularly.
>>63100540
>it's a psilocybin episode
>>63100631
There's nothing I love more than unwarranted Brian hate.
>Brian says something akin to "the sky is blue"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOT"
>>63100673
Nobody likes you Redban
>it's a "joe pushes snake oil products and the fags on his forums eat it up" episode
>>63100069
>>63100069
>listen to opie and anthony
>>63100673
agreed, i like rogan and redban and duncan ( only when duncan doesn't act like a fucklord verbal spitter)
>mfw when they talk about mma the whole podcast, i like the weird shit podcasts
>>63100737
go to bed opie and anthony
>>63100747
>duncan
I used to like him but now all of his conversations are hippy metaphysics that make no sense
>>63100154
Who the fuck made that image?
Chocolate covered raisins are fucking GOAT.
>it's a Joe cries episode
>It's a "Duncan Trussel/Joey Diaz/Brody" episode
JRE used to be good when Joe was scraping shit together and figuring things out. Sure the talks about drugs were boring, but they were balanced with talks about being a comedian or practicing martial arts. Then he started having Duncan Trussel on all the time. I figured the way he was hyping him up, he'd be funny. But he wasn't. And nothing was the same after that.
>>63100860
I trained a chimp to make it. Then I took it to the computer punch card machine to make sure it matched reality.
>liking mixed meme arts
>that based as fuck Gavin McInnes episode
Best episode desu senpai
>>63100885
sauce? link and time post?
>It's a "Joe discusses the merits of using Peruvian peyote while flexing inside a hollowed out medicine ball to achieve a more rounded shape, like a goldfish in a bowl, since the peyote interacts with specific neurons in the brain which activate certain muscle groups that pull on your skin directly - and really the whole thing is semi-spiritual since it represents the birth of the cosmos somehow" episode
>>63101029
Joe Rogan is the best example of a pseudo-intellectual.
>>63101148
he's probably smarter than you, just super saiyan
who isolation chamber here?
>>63099271
Jesus "turned water into wine" because he knew that the drunk fucks wouldn't notice that the liquor they're tasting is from the ones they've drank before.
>>63101267
Where do you think water comes from, you're drinking dino piss
>>63100631
>>63100673
>>63100717
>>63100747
>>63100681
>It's a "redband's stupid fucking face takes up 60% of the screen" episide
>It's a "redband fabricates stories to try to fit in" episode
>It's a "redband keeps sucking Joe's balls and prays that Joe doesn't figure out how to use google to set up his equipment or do things on a computer, making redband obsolete"
>It's a "redband gets no laughs" episode
has that unfunny faggot started a comedy tour in which he tells nothing but stories about Joe Rogan yet?
>>63101267
You know Moses only saw a talking bush because he was on shrooms right
>>63099271
>Moses was hallucinating when he saw the burning bush because he was tripping on DMT
That sounds plausible.
Even if you believe in god, why the hell would he choose to appear as a burning bush? Moses obviously used drugs or got heat stroke or something. Probably carved the commandments in a drug haze and then forgot that he actually did it himself.
He will always just be that dude from fear factor to me.
To think you understand everything in the universe you already don't know anything.
Explain everything in space and the universe and we can talk.
>>63101400
It's all in peoples heads, like talking to your conscience
>>63099271
Does Joe Rogan work for Big DMT?
>>63101526
I'm told to learn about the world within school only to end up knowing nothing.
>>63100737
>>63100795
the JRE is just knockoff O&A with a worst roster of regulars
>>63101651
Learn for yourself, and don't be afraid. Discovery is the only choice.
>>63101740
You couldn't be more wrong. Kek
>>63099486
lol I listened to the one with bill burr
before that one I listened to the one where he had a guy from the C9 CS: GO team, they talked about adderall in the gaming scene and shit
>>63101831
how?
colin quinn alone is funnier than every one of the deathsquad
>>63101224
this makes me kek everytime
>>63099271
the biggest meathead pseudo-intellectual douche on Earth. gyms and 'dojos' all across America are filled with these imbeciles, "I-I'm not just a muscle dummy, I read a wikipedia article about the moon landings once!"
>>63100747
How do you like Redban, he never does anything. When he does contribute, it's never funny or insightful. He doesn't upset me, but I don't see how one could enjoy his presence on the podcast.
>>63101869
so you are confirmed non-reader, and angry.
start moving your body and do something with your life, and get off this site - hippocrates
>>63101926
redban has decent stories, duncan rambles, joe thinks about things that are existential and does practical survivalist things
you post online to complain about it, but don't do anything about it, make your own cast then, that's how people innovate
>>63101933
I do read, literary fiction in fact. I just finished Stoner :)
>>63101869
>auschwits tiny penor dyel manlet detected
Kek. Stay jelly f.g.t.
>>63101986
>redban has decent stories
Nobody believes your made up stories, Brian.
>>63099486
I really like watching old people react to modern video games for some reason. There's something fascinating about people getting all surprised over let's plays and Twitch streaming then talk about how amazing graphics are in AAA games
>>63102014
420 toking walmart protein powder chuffing no abs 'martial artist' detected
BUY
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ONNIT
>>63102023
trust me I'm not brian
turn on ABC there's some major jew propaganda on it right now
>>63101016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6REXUXGCGs
>>63099486
>>63099566
it's a "tamashii projects sexism into a children's computer game about cute animals and talks about it at length so she can sound like she has nuanced opinions" episode
>>63102040
>he's still angry
saying that the germans took away he toys from children for christmas WTF
i'm not pol, but i know bullshit when i see/hear it
Am I the only one who liked today's podcast about the weird fetishists?
The Rogan episodes I like the most are the Bert Kreischer and Joey Diaz episodes.
Can't stand the recent "someone brings up ISIS and Joe Rogan attempts to sound educated on foreign policy episode"
So I looked up the podcast on youtube and just fuckin put up a vid with Ceara Lynch
>the 90s are over
>still listening to shock jocks
>it's a 2 second view of young jamie episode
There's an actual camera pointed at him but you rarely get to see him for a second
In april his youtube channel had 330k subs. Now it has over 400k. For a free podcast on jewtube it's gaining ground fast.
>>63102014
martial arts and body building is insecurity made flesh
>it's a joe rogan goes off on PC and BLM movement episode
I think this is why most people here hate his podcast
>>63099271
It's 2015 and Joe STILL has NOT had someone proficient in Catholic or Orthodox apologetics on his show
>I have to fast forward thru anything about religion and skip anything with Duncan in it because I literally cringe at their stoned teenager-tier views on religion
>>63100999
yea that was the only episode I listened to all the way through.
I wanna see Sam Hyde on it. Rogan even commented on the Paradigm Shift video on an episode.
>>63102224
Diaz and Kreischer are Elder God tier guests
>>63102673
Hating on a hobby most people do shows sign of low self esteem and insecurity. I don't go to the gym myself but I know well enough that talking shit about people that want to be healthy has no gain.
>>63102748
>getting triggered
>>63102960
I admit it Pepe
It triggers me
>>63100069
>Sells out Madison Square Garden, licensed helicopter pilot, plays an instrument, constantly seeks to improve himself, constantly shits on himself.
>Cocky
>it's a joe rogan has a shaggy beard and wears a cap to cover his balding episode
I'm glad he embraced being bald
>>63099271
Man, it's almost like you guys listen to every fucking episode of a show you apparently hate.
>>63103176
If you change "listen" to "watch" you just described /tv/
>>63103092
Bill Burr is an okay guy in my book
I think Joe knows his comedy isn't great. Every time his guests talk about comedians on his show they never speak of his comedy or compliment his style, unlike joe who speaks highly of peers.
But he sells out shows so I don't think he gives a fuck.
>>63103176
What else am I going to do between kettlebell sets?
>>63100380
you like jackson pollock? he paints like a retarded child
>>63100423
modern art is shit
>>63103556
I have to agree. Only liberal millennials like his childish paintings.
>>63102033
I agree. My grandpa has crappy vision and he sometimes thinks the video games I'm playing are actually movies. He's still amazed by them.
>>63103680
agreed, its pretentious and has no artistic merit. people only say they like him to seem complex but its obvious they arent aware of the art scam (false inflation, money laundering, price fixing). his works are devoid of beauty and if you need art to be explained for it to have value its probably because its worthless. which he is.
>>63099271
Any time anyone mentions god or aliens, Joe gets butt mad.
Most men with lacking, or non existent fathers, tend to be atheist, because to them, God is another male who isn't there.
Joe used to be extremely aggressive, and bully guests, but in a few podcasts he mentions how him not having a father kind of messed him up. It also explains his hatred for women, and his overcompensations as a self proclaimed renaissance man, and his middle age crisis sleeve tattoos.
I doubt he does shrooms or dmt. You can't open your mind, and become more spiritually enlightened and then go back to selling kettle bells and snake oil and promoting celebrities. It isn't logical. Usually people who do that stuff end up homeless or on adventures with little social contact.
>>63103556
I took an entire class on art appreciation in the 21st century, and the entire explanation for Pollock's drop-style painting was fucking retarded. Only smug liberals who smell their own farts will find any value to his work.
>>63103756
>because to them, God is another male who isn't there.
That or there's no evidence
>>63103756
>I doubt he does shrooms or dmt. You can't open your mind, and become more spiritually enlightened and then go back to selling kettle bells and snake oil and promoting celebrities. It isn't logical. Usually people who do that stuff end up homeless or on adventures with little social contact.
clearly you have never had shrooms then. most people who take them are moronic hippies who cant comprehend psychedelics and take them to try to be insightful or 'party' and it makes very little difference to their actual personalities unless they have it too often which is when they fall apart and are to weak to recover. the idea that a psychedelic will change your life forever if a widely believed myth and not the reality of the experience.
>>63103756
> It also explains his hatred for women
I never got the indication he hated women
>>63099398
i like this word
are there more like it?
>>63103822
If you don't believe in God that's fine--there's not supposed to be evidence for the Christian God since the relationship is built almost entirely on faith. But being a hostile edge-lord against anything that is metaphysical or other-worldy in discussions shows signs of clear personal issues.
>>63103822
>no evidence
for god? you have to be joking. the existence of anything is evidence of god because everything is god, and nothing is god. god is metaphysical and religious people don't understand the concept any better than atheists, but to make the conclusion that god doesnt exist is ludicrous and completely unenlightened.
>>63100069
>shit taste
>listen to fucking opie and anthony
oh god this is why people leave for reddit
>>63103955
most 4chatheists actually only learn what they know from other 4chatheists
trying to explain anything to them is an exercise in futility
>>63103957
>people leave for reddit
nobody leaves for reddit they just stop using 4chan and either move to other more niche messageboards or stop pointless online activities as a whole.
>>63102673
U must refer to a certain group of people as "normies"
>>63103773
>art 102, modern art
There are some great modern artists that can paint hyper realistically, while also expressing themselves, but idiots dint want to know how talentless and normal they are. I always hated the untalented clique that Settles for, and celebrates mediocrity. People with talent are so busy working, then self promoting, that they never care for the false hierarchy of the art world.
Jackson Pollock did more damage to art then good. He inspired people to settle, not study nor ascend. He is responsible for a lot of shitty artists whom aggravate the public with their "your not smart enough to get it" smugness that makes people frown away from art. Go neo classical or go home tbg
>>63103955
>>63103955
>the existence of anything is evidence of god because everything is god, and nothing is god.
are you being serious
>>63103947
>>63103955
>>63104014
>they believe the earth is 6000 years old
>>63103955
>evidence
for god? you have to be joking. the existence of anything isn't evidence of god because everything isn't god, and nothing is god. god isn't metaphysical and religious people don't understand the concept any better than atheists, but to make the conclusion that god exists is ludicrous and completely unenlightened.
>>63104123
*tips fedora at le fellow gentleman intellectual
>>63103709
I let my grandpa and great uncle play gta 5. When they got used to the controls all they did was go on killimg sprees. I was kekking all the way to the bank. After they were done playing I asked my grandad how he felt he told me he never felt a release so exhilarating like that in a long while. He wants me to bring the console everytime I visit them.
>>63104102
completely serious but i wouldnt expect a /tv/ pleb to be able to grasp the concept of a metaphysical god.
do u redditors really listen to this delusional retard?
>>63104123
>believes that only religion can represent to concept of god
>>63099271
I really dislike this guy, he really thinks he's saving the world
>>63104221
I believe in Zeus as well.
>>63104231
no he doesnt he is just making a living doing things he loves and you are a jealous prick
>>63103756
You're speaking out of your ass, come on you silly bitch.
>it's a Joe pretends he's a comedian episode
>>63104253
Hey joe, eat any bull testicles today?
>It's a Brendan Schaub says even more retarded shit than Redban, with every single word and Joe loves it episode
>>63103955
> The ability to create with pencil and paper or paint, anything from our imagination.
The imagination and the ability to create Is proof of God to me. We can create, so it isn't far fetched to believe we were created the same way, with some of God's ability to create passed down within ourselves. We just haven't evolved to a great level, thus why we are learning still, with art.
Atheists are usually talentless, autonomous beings that haven't sat by themselves and looked inside at what they really are. It's a scary concept to people who live in white wage slavery, because coming to terms with things as being fake and meaningless in their world negates the whole system and the life they built upon those lies.
>it's a Brian Redban is 40 fucking years old but has the intelligence of a 12 year old episode
>>63104252
I don't believe in Zeus but I do prefer to talk to people who believe in concepts of god that i find foreign than people who cant comprehend a god at all. At least if they believe in Zues they will have to have studied some form of classics instead of basing their views on rejecting religion as a whole. personally im non religious/agnostic but to denounce a concept that transcends religion is plain retarded and beyond arrogant.
>>63104345
>personally im non religious/agnostic
Still going to hell. If you don't accept Jesus christ as your savior, you won't get saved, simple as that
>>63104274
so petty, the jealousy is pathetic. i bet you are a >tfw no gf type who is just upset that manlet rogan has a qt wife and is a millionaire and you are a broke and lonely loser spending your days leaving salty butthurt on a chinese cartoon imageboard
>>63104345
You don't believe in Zeus? This dialog is over
>>63102014
>meme spewing retard with 20lbs bench pr thinks he is some hot shit
yep, typical rogan listener
>>63104423
Nah man my name is Paul Dano and I will beat the shit out of you or Joe rogan any day of the fucking week
>>63104318
agreed completely, but the unenlightened will never be able to grasp such a heavy concept
>it's a Joe talks about that CUHRAYZEE Catholic school girl he had sex with in high school episode
>>63104318
whoa....
>>63104405
im fine with you thinking that, its your perogative to do so. to me the concept religions present of an afterlife is nonsense, eternity only belongs in the gene pool that created me and will continue in my offspring and descendants.
Joe has allot of fans. And when someone reaches a certain level of success the silly bitches come out of the woodwork. This happens to everyone who reaches success. It's a human trait to bring people down. And what's funny is the people that deserve to be brought down they get nothing but praise.
>>63104123
>4chatheists don't understand God is not only a christian concept
>>63104252
>4chatheists dont understand the difference between a divine, all-encompassing force of creation and a bearded guy ancient romans attributed lightning to
>it's a Redban telling stories about how he fucks pornstars and playboy playmates episode
Joe has some interesting guests who I like listening to, but Joe is fucking dumb. I can only listen to so many before I can't stand his bullshit. He thinks he's so "open minded" but flips out when people bring up views that he doesn't agree with.
>>63104591
Gods existence is irrelevant and we should stop worrying about it
>Moses as a real historical figure
Shit gets me so mad. You can be a member of a religion and not believe the patently untrue stories. These characters should not be treated as real people, so suggesting explanations for events in these characters' lives perpetuates the idea that they were real.
>>63104451
>typical rogan listener
yeah, lets all make sweeping generalisations about a fanbase of millions, it supports my argument that all Game of Thrones fans are perpetual children that are incapable of appreciating anything that isnt fantasy/escapism
>>63099271
I just remind myself that he was on Fear Factor so his opinion is automatically invalid.
>>63104318
What the fuck.
Who the hell are you to post something that well thought-out on /tv/
>>63104637
I dont worry about it but i do enjoy discussing it, especially as atheist are childish temper tantrum mud-slingers who are completely ineffective at presenting a rational or reasoned argument and have to try to shut down discussion of a metaphysical god by relating it to an organised religion they are salty about
>>63104451
>>63104451
Post your body cutie pie and I'll post mine
>>63104690
Yeah you ma- I mean that anon made a really thought out post.
>>63104690
This thread is outrageous. How dare people question atheism or its prophets like Joe Rogan? How dare anyone question the artistic merits of the successful genius Jackson Pollock just because they cant understand how deep his artworks are. Its almost as if people here aren't just here to shill about star wars or to banepost and i for one wont allow my /tv/ to become a place for such open and frank discussion.
ILL BE THE BIG GUY, FOR YOU
>>63104671
just like the girl like, your feelings are automatically invalid to her.
>>63104423
>Joe shilling this hard
Yeah, because money and trophy wives are the meaning of life to you. Sad. People are just trying to save you from the retardation.
>>63104830
nope, but making a fulfilling career from a hobby like UFC, getting paid to smoke weed and talk shit with friends and fellow comedians, all while having excess time and energy to spend with your loving wife and children living in comfort and safety is genuinely the meaning of life.
oh wait i forgot, its far more meaningful to shitpost on an anime messageboard. fucking retard.
It's ironic how a joe rogan thread brings out the philosopher out of every one. You won't get this in a star wars thread.
>>63104943
joe makes a comfy show that engages adults. star wars threads are shills posting about a kids flick. its ironic, but not surprising.
THEY'RE JUST LOOKING FOR THE GREEN LIGHT
>it's an advertiser wants their money back because they ended up on an Eddie Bravo episode and nobody listened to it episode
>>63104702
I don't worry either, I'm open to the idea that some thing that created everything, your argument is just as bad as you don't even have one. You're just playing holier-than-thou card.
>>63100289
Don't forget to use promo code Rogan10
>mfw I actually said this to someone this week in a legitimate conversion when they were talking about using squarespace
>>63104270
he is a comedian. the joke is he pretends he's good and some guru of comedy
>>63104943
It shows what kind of effect Joe's podcast has on the public, even autists browsing a malaysian imageboard.
>>63104690
> thoughtful post on /tv
Shit, your right, desu senpai.
>>63104808
>just like the girl like
I assume English isn't your first language
>>63100600
>not knowing how to fight
Those are the best episodes brah, the only ones I listen to, except for Ancient Aliens guys one. I love that guy.
>>63105084
I find it almost impossible to listen to Joe talk about doing comedy when his comedy is total shit.
Nobody fucking cares about how you write your 15 year old tier jokes Joe. You're a fucking hack.
>>63105060
my argument is simply that the existence of anything and everything is an argument for the existence of god, but im glad we have no worries here between us.
>>63105084
Holy fuck dude. That makes sense. His comedy is kind of like a joke irl. Are we laughing at him or with him?
Sometimes I wonder if Joe sold his soul to the devil and just said, " I wish I was the funniest, strongest, smartest and social person in the world" and the devil fucked him over as a Joe Rogan meme
>dude my back and shoulders are all fucked up but kettlebells are the best exercise you could possibly do
>>63105212
>skewers joes admittedly shit stand up comedy
>posts comedian who has never done stand up comedy
Joe is a hack, but you are a pleb.
>>63105250
hes fucking retarded if he thinks thats good for him. youre not supposed to flail the kettlebell like an invalid
>>63105253
>
nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9F0svqEtw4
>tfw you're done listening to a good episode of JRE and you text yout autistic friends to come over and smoke dude weed ayy lmao and talk about life and other bonding subjects
feels good mane
>>63105342
I don't have friends
>it's a joe brings up a dubious article he found on reddit episode
>>63105392
>it's a Joe literally believes everything he reads to be 100% fact
This is what happens when you try educating the working class
>>63105353
Me neither bro. It's ight nukka
>it's a joe is clearly wrong about something so you shout at your car stereo episode
this thread really makes you think...
>it's a Joe makes fun of chemtrails even though he believed in them two weeks ago episode
entry level roganfag here, i've only heard the latest few episodes (like 700 onwards) but desu i thought they were decent way to zone out and spend 2-3 hours.
i have to say these memes are on point as fuck though. there have been multiple times across the 20 or so episodes i've seen where i've had deja vu because joe launches into the exact same off topic rant i've heard in a previous ep.
>>63105451
kek
>>63105145
I assume pussy isn't your first choice other than your hand
See I can banterpost with the best of them.
>>63105425
Naw, he's a disinformation shill. Never worked in his life
>it's a Shane Smith talks about global warming and the worst side of man episode
>it's a duncan trussel makes gnostic, illuminati, bhagavadgita, akashic records, moloch, terrence mckenna, and goetia jokes episode
>>63099771
The Adam and Drew Show is so shitty compared to Carolla-era Loveline though. Between now and then Adam turned into a bitter old grandpa who hates fun and jokes and Drew turned from a guy who used to shit on Adam all the time for being a retard to a bootlicking Adam fanboy who never challenges him.
>it's a Joe shills clearly bullshit scam artist product
>>63105482
>gavin shits all over shane
>tells joe they shouldnt be friends
>talks about a three way with shane
Wish he didnt sign an nda
>>63105482
I used to really like Shane but then I found out that Vice is just huge corp subsidiary #4991 it really killed their appeal. Also Shane tends to predict that the Apocalypse is just around the corner every 4 months or so
>>63105326
That stand-up is worse than Rogan, and I never thought that was even possible.
>It's a Joe talks about how documentaries are better than books and how reading stuff on an ipad is better than reading a physical book
>>63105457
The old ones are better. Look up the Bobby Lee Rogan episode and the first Bill burr one. He was screaming and hella pissed. The Carlos mencia saga was funny because Rogan would get triggered and go off for like ten minutes at a time. Dude had a rage Boner for him for years. He was practically promoting him
>>63105441
>>63105353
Doesn't matter I still enjoy your company here desu desu
>>63105561
Vice died when gavin left
Before then they were the funniest magazine I've ever read
>>63105567
>calling me a pleb
>doesn't understand cerebral satire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80G38bxPeyI
TIm shits all over comedians like Joe
>>63105457
i'm pretty much the same as you, and i agree. i don't really have a problem with those repeated stories though when they come up as part of the conversation, but i guess it could go old after a while.
i don't bother with an episode if don't have any interest in the guest. i've looked at some old ones instead, like the one with louis theroux.
>>63105445
S-so... Rogan is a troll? Mfw
>>63099799
The poor man's Bill Burr.
>>63105505
yeah but you don't have to buy it and he often makes jokes about the products. its like watching alex jones, you take it all with a grain of salt and are generally entertained, but you dont bother buying the water filter. lets not forget that jim jones was a fun and entertaining guy to party with and build a cult, but you never actually drink the koolaid
>it's a joe rogan talking about stemcell injection while rotating his right shoulder blade in relief episode
>>63105625
I like tim and i get his comedy, but he sucks at stand up and just pretending its meta-comedy doesnt redeem that.
>>63104196
I figure tv is for people not angry enough for pol, not crazy enough for x, and not gay enough for b.
at least Joe is smart enough to bring smart people onto the show (occasionally some random wacko) to explain things to him
think of how many man hours have been wasted by men around the world listening to this moron the last few years. aren't his podcasts 3 hours long? does he do them daily? jesus christ.
and he is like 5'5''
>>63105229
I didn't even know he was a comedian until I'd listened to about 10 of his podcasts, just knew him as the Fear Factor guy and UFC commentator. I was wondering why he was talking about comedy so much.
I wouldn't say he's terrible but he definitely has delusions of grandeur. His delivery is pretty poor for someone that's been doing it for 25 years. Don't understand why he shouts so much
>>63105748
>it still makes weird sounds but feels fine!
>>63105795
I have so much time to listen that it's him and Carolla filling up my day because they release the most content
how do you think I feel?
>it's a Joe needs yet another operation but still thinks there's nothing wrong with his lifestyle episode
Joe exaggerates a lot. Ruins the show for me tbch.
>claims to be hunter
>hunts on reserves for rich c.ucks who cut his meat from kills and ship it to his house packed and ready to cook
>advises people to take ayahuacua beaner jungle drug
>has never actually used it himself and grossly overstates the drugs he has done
>claims to have played Quake
>most likely played it for a few months
Rogan is that guy who browses just a little bit of every 4chan niche board to have "elitist" opinions without any real expertise to back it up. He wants to appear knowledgeable in everything without the actual practice of. And he is probably a cock chugger.
>>63105832
do you at least lift?
>>63105795
as opposed to the countless man hours spent on video gaming, watching reality tv, or rewatching star wars countless times...
>>63105839
people who do regular sport, especially after like 35 years of constant strain need operations. It's normal
>>63105854
video games are just as bad. actually worse.
>>63105853
fuck no. It's not like he gives lifting or exercise advice, unless he does with his jiu jitsu guests whom I always skip
>>63105841
Exaggeration is a mainstay of comedy. Stop treating comedians like prophets and just allow yourself to be entertained you dense cunt.
>>63105457
>the exact same off topic rant
>off topic
This drives me crazy. He's a terrible interviewer. He gets a specialist guest on and steers the conversation away from what they're there to talk about to dumb shit we've heard a thousand time already.
DUDE I DON'T DO INTERVIEWS, IT'S A NATURAL CONVERSATION LMAO
>>63105736
W-why would you shill for Joe?
Chappelle never sold supplements, wright never sold butt wipes, farley never tried to get people to invest in gold.
It's not the same tier desu
>>63105795
what do you do that passes the time? think about all the man hours spent posting on an anime image board
>>63105795
I listen to his podcast while I'm at work. It really makes me think.
>It's a Joe talks about his chickens episode
>>63105841
He only does all those things because he got lucky as fuck in life and is rich.
>>63105922
>comparing podcasting to the chappelle show and SNL