>oh no, nothing but garbage.
>oh wait a minute, what's that in the corner?
>[music intensifies]
>wait, what is this?
>oh HELL yeah
>[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
>oh wait a minute, what' that in the corner?
>*music intensifies*
>wait, what is this?
>oh HELL yeah
>a rolex collection!
>i have a watch guy, i'll call him up
>[random dude in shitty suit shows up minutes later]
>let me look at them
>as an expert on watches, i think you will get...
>[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
>let me look at them
>as an expert on watches, i think you will get...$5000. i can buy them right now
>i was thinking more like $10000
>let's say $7500
>deal!
Its fake and gay
I met a guy who does this sort of thing at a grocery store once. Talked to him for about 15 minutes and I got the impression that most of the people who do this shit make about $200 a week especially since this guy looked like he'd rolled out of the homeless shelter to steal some malt liquor from Kroger.
MY SON COULDA GOT KILLED
![pawn_stars_17443bn-17443cl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3VgdgkT.jpg "pawn_stars_17443bn-17443cl[1].jpg")
>>63097531
TODAY ON PAWN STARs
>middle aged slim white guy comes in
>This painting my grandfather has i think 10k for it
>Its a poster, ill give you 100$
>Deal
PAWN STARs
>there's a fight scene
>they reshot in multiple angles
>>63097707
>steal some malt liquor from Kroger.
I literally just saw some nigger steal a sixer from Kroger about an hour ago.
>ok let's see what's in this locker
>hmm lots of junk... some shit
>maybe I'll break even
>broken furniture, 100$
>look at me I'm being silly lol
>ok back to storage
>beercans, 15$ each
>used condom, that'll be 10 bucks
>fuck you Dave
>OMG WHAT IS THAT
>we need stuff for our store, Gerald
>>63097531
>it's a dead body stashed in the locker episode
>>63097943
I prefer Storage Hunters, especially when Dave (UK channel) has it as part of their US collection. Top quality midday telly right there m8.
>>63097866
>>used condom, that'll be 10 bucks
lol
>>63097638
Say YUUUP one more fucking time! One more fucking time!
Remember when that stupid spic paid like 6k for a regular NES and then killed himself lmao
>>63098433
He killed himself
>>63098433
Lmao
Why are there so fucking many of these shows? The history channel in the UK shows nothing but this scripted garbage. I fucking hate American styled reality shows so much. Gordon Ramsay's American shows are like Bollywood dramas.
>>63098433
that literally did not happen. the 6k figure was the total expected profit of the locker at that point, and he killed himself over drug related bullshit.
>>63098057
Then you're literally retarded. Storage Hunters is dog shit.
![barry-weiss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vcpb2uA.jpg "barry-weiss[1].jpg")
>It's a Barry loses money on a locker episode
WATCH YO PROFAMITY
>>63098840
He paid 6k because he thought it was worth 13k (which is the one that was on eBay with a boxed copy of Stadium Events).
And no shit he died of an overdose. Wouldn't you overdose if you wasted 6k on a broken game console and ridiculed to no end?
>akjsdhhasdhaksjd now $150 anyone $150 goin for $150
>yupp
>YEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>KAJASHDAJHDASKJHASKDJHAKJSDHKASDHKADHKAJ NOW $250 ADASDKASHD $250 GOIN ONCE GOIN TWICE
>YEEEEUUUUUUP
>YUPPPPPPPPPPP
>*camera angle of someone silently raising hand*
>OHHHHH LAWDY ASDJASHDJKDWEYRGYVHFGYSDFYFU $350 ANYONE COME ON SOMEONE REWHRJKEW $350
this fucking show
the auction scenes, jesus christ
I COULDA BEEN KILLED
>Not posting the best storagefu
Mary a cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93oN36JteI
>What do we have here?
>A broken NES covered in rats shit
>That's an easy 200 $ dollar bill here
>>63099144
Literally /vr/ the tv show.
>>63098867
>every episode he loses money
>he knows famous people
I work as an editor on shows like these. They're pretty comfy and entertaining sometimes, though I do wish they'd stop forcing the cliffhangers before every commercial. Ask me questions if you like, I'll be here for 20 mins
>>63099217
How much is scripted?
>>63099217
They ever find a box full of used lady's shoes?
>>63099217
How many episodes do you cut in a week?
>>63098867
>arrives in a wacky fashion
>blows all his money on a shit locker
>doesn't give a fuck
Every god damn episode's
>>63098057
Yeah same m8, storage hunters is superior
>>63097866
>hmm, a 1 dollar bill
>10 dollars all day long
>>63099217
>>63099217
How beautiful is Brandi in real life?
Are her tits and ass incredible or is it all camera tricks?
![shipping_wars[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VfTQcbi.jpg "shipping_wars[1].jpg")
Anyone else /Guilty Pleasure/ ?
>It's a Jarrett is a retard, works long hours, is still late and loses money episode
>>63097531
Lmao I watched that shit a few times. This is so fucking accurate
>>63097531
>reposting my post
feels weird
>>63098057
>the episode where that couple pay thousands of dollars for a can of whale shit
>>63097802
>Guy comes in
>"I got this hat that belonged to Napoleon"
>Rick proceeds to explain 19th century french politics in depth
>Another guy comes in
>"I got this Samurai helmet"
>Rick proceeds to explain Japanese feudal hierarchy
>Guy comes in with an old brick
>Rick proceeds to explain the history of Architecture since Mesopotamian days
>>63099344
R.I.P Roy Garber
>>63098840
>
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There are people who didn't enjoy literally /k/ the storage show.
>episode where they find the colt peacemaker
>episode where they find the whale grenade launcher
>episode where they find 10 shotguns
>episode where they find the brass knuckles/knife/gun
Almost every episode had guns in it.
When did this genre of shows start? with genre, i mean 'men doing men stuff, acting all tuff and shit, and only care about money' shows. I think ice road truckers or that show about king crab fishers are to blame. Now the history channel is stuff like that.
who's the best storage waifu? Brandi or the cowgirl?
>>63099556
That's the fakest of all, those guys are actors
Wasn't she a stripper?
Storage Hunters takes it to the extreme with their bullshit
>tru tv
>it's a Lamborghini Countach stored in a shitty storage episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp8TWQ4EquQ
>it's a totally real not cgi explosion episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6pFSlbdCT8
>>63099255
Not much really (though it varies by show). The people who come into the shops are often nervous and have no acting experience, so a big part of my job is making them passable for network TV. Producers will usually feed them lines at the end though (along with regular characters in their interviews).
>>63099262
I worked on a show similar to Storage Wars where the main character finds a bin of women's clothing and creepily examines every piece. People on these shows also make really offensive jokes pretty often while the camera is still rolling.
>>63099274
It varies a lot -- when I'm the only editor on an episode, I'll usually do a half hour rough cut in about a week. But every episode has several rounds of producer and network notes, so ultimately a show will be ready to air 4-6 weeks after post production begins.
>>63099337
Never worked on that show.
keep posting tit monster
>>63097802
TODAY ON PAWN STARS
>my grandmother gave me this 24 carat diamond ring on her deathbed
>been in my family for generations
>"I'd like at least $10,000"
>Rick explains history of diamonds
>"so you see, the industry is just an illusion created by De beers"
>look, I'll give you $500
>deal!
>>63099657
I can't her find her attractive knowing that a little bald goblin rubbed his deformed penis all over her
Just not into that kind of thing
>>63099571
Maybe it's because I grew up in Northern B.C., but goddamn all the shows about people just being truckers or working lumber or what the fuck ever are so fucking comfy.
Though it still blows my mind to this day that reality television is what both A&E and History Channel became.
>>63099626
>that explosion
That could not have been more real.
Takes me back to when /b/ did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=093FXHkyMn8
>>63099920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEUQ-iNQPAM
There's multiple's and this is the best one.
>>63097531
lol
>>63099971
Well, that was disappointing.
>>63099971
>i will take a picture with you and you can post it on 4chandotorg and you'll be like the ultimate pwn guy
I like that guy.
>>63099626
>it's a Lamborghini Countach
but it wasn't
My favourite series is the one with the fat bald guy and slim guy duo tony and something
>>63099277
And yet he's literally the only interesting thing on the show.
>>63099920
>b-but i already do
lel
>>63099036
my fuckimg flanks
>>63099344
>jen's butt
yeah it's /Guilty Pleasure/ for sure
>>63097531
Ever seen Storage Hunters UK?
It's just outstandingly retarded. I'd recommend it to all of you
MONEY!
