It's been far too long /tv/
We need an Arnold thread
>Favourite film
>Favourite character
>Favourite one-liner
>>Favourite film
T2
>>Favourite character
T800
>>Favourite one-liner
Bullllllschit
>>63097105
> Terminator 2
> T-800
> Wrong
>Conan the Barbarian
>Conan the Barbarian
>Conan the Barbarian
>>63097105
>>Favourite film
Total Recall
>>Favourite character
Hard to say, Conan, I guess
>>Favourite one-liner
Let off some steam, Bennett
>>63097105
>>Favourite film
Terminator
>>Favourite character
Harry Tasker
>>Favourite one-liner
"You're luggage."
WHAT IS GOOD IN LIFE?
Film: Conan
Character: Terminator
One-liner: Commando
>>63097167
Don't wake my friend he's dead tired.
>>63097105
>Conan
>Dutch
>"I suppose nothing hurts you"- Only pain
>tfw no one will ever reach his level again
>IMAGINE
>>63097206
everything on bottom panel is shit, maybe escape was ok
>>63097206
Why do people hate Junior?
>>63097275
It's Arnold, the toughest of tough guys getting pregnant wearing a dress and make up and we're supposed to think that's funny?
fuck you.
>>63097206
These are some fucking weird rankings. Do you really think that Terminator 2 and Jingle all the way are on the same level?
>>63097307
Yes, that's exactly why it's funny.
>>63097452
Yeah when compared to their genres
Jingle all the way is an all time Christmas classic
>>63097105
>film
Commando
>character
John Matrix
>one-liner
You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?I LIED
>>63097206
all ratings after jingle all the way are garbage
I think there are better Arnie movies than T2. The one that shows Arnie as a man in a more fuller sense.
But I can't recall them anymore. I Only see T2 recently. Only T800 is the name I can recall without googling.
>>63097105
>I don't like being too comfortable, once you get used to it, it's hard to give up... I rather stay hungry.
still the best fucking movie arnold made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshEWL1ZhCc
>>63097685
It seems that Jingle is the bottom line concensus of /tv/ of "the last good Arnold movie"
If I try to push it I would say Sixth Day and and Collateral Damage are acceptable
>>63097704
>Only T800 is the name I can recall without googling.
Mr kimble? Harry? John Matrix? Conan?
>>63097105
>Predator
>Douglas Quaid
>Sunnova Bitch
>>63098027
this guy gets it
>>63097932
Jingle All The Way is amazing especially because it's got Sinbad in it and STILL manages to be good.
What the fuck happened to Sinbad, any way?
>>63098027
This but change fav line to
>CIA gatchu pooshin tyoo manny penzils?
>>63098141
I don't get the 'Sinbad is bad' thing, did none of you ever watch 'A Different world'? and last I checked he was on IASIP
>>63097685
>>63097105
>Total Recall
>T-800 in T1 probably, he was fucking terrifying.
>"You're fired." Literally the best baddie takedown in kino history.
>Terminator
>Terminator
>"I'll come back"
>Favorite film
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
>Favorite character
T-800
>Favorite one-liner
Dunno about one-liners, but my favorite quote is "Put dat cookie down! NOW!!"
>conan
>dutch
>put dat cookie down! nao!
Kung Pow
Nut vendor
"That's a lot of nuts!"
>>63097105
>Conan the Barbarian
>Detective John Kimble
>"Only pain."
> my dick
>>63098528
I know this was going for comedy, but Maggie was actually good.
>>63097105
>Pumping Iron
>The Austrian Oak
>I'm cumming day and night
>>63097307
That's the joke.
He'd never make a good woman.
The joke would've been lost if the faggot alien from stargate played the lead.
>Last Action Hero
>Kindergarten Cop, from Kindergarten Cop
>I'm the famous comedian, Ahnuld Brownschweiger!
T2
T800
Tie between "get to da choppa" and "give these people air"
DEES PEOPLE NEED AYUH
>Favorite film
Terminator
>Favorite Character
Mr. Freeze
>Favorite one-liner
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
>True Lies
>Fucking Arnold
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63097206
>Genisys
>8
I don't get it. Fucking why? Switch Junior's rating with Genisys and you're gold.
>>63097275
I "hated" Junior before I saw it on cable one night, had many laughs once I actually watched it. I give it a six.
>>63101032
Commando
T-800, of course
You son of a bitch!
