IM THE GUY
the big guy?
>>63096931
for you
I miss Guyposting t.b.h
JUST
CAKE
>>63096910
That's a spy kids movie right? What is it about spy kids that makes it look so recognizable.
Spy kids cringe?
>>63097005
YOU JUST KNOW
>Elijah Wood got paid more than I do in several months by appearing for 1 minute in a shitty movie
>>63096910
>>63097012
spy kids 3d was not only barely a spy kids movie but on top of that it was just so especially shitty and cheap-looking
it was like Rodriguez decided to go full Lucas with a quickie script, extensive greenscreen and gratuitous CG, hoping that some idiots would buy into it because of the 3D gimmick.
(Also IIRC, wasn't it a test run of the cameras used to shoot Avatar?)
>>63097223
>(Also IIRC, wasn't it a test run of the cameras used to shoot Avatar?)
the fuck?
>>63097223
i l-liked it
>>63097223
My problem is that some of the characters were random.
Who the fuck were the cowboy guy and his son at the end?
NO I'M THE GUY
>>63097223
Had a stellar cast though when you think about!
>>63097223
spy kids 3d was so bad it put me off 3D movies until the one resident evil movie that released in 3D came out
The technology had upgraded a tiny bit between those two, so I was fairly blown away.
>>63098962
HATE TO BUST YOUR BRIOCHE, BUT I"M THE REAL GUY!
>>63097223
As a kid I fucking loved it. 3D was cool as fuck.
Even now I don't mind the shitty cgi because it was in a video game.
>>63099068
freshly frosted tips?
>>63099248
BRUTHA, THESE TIPS ARE ABOUT AS FROSTY AS MY BUDDY KYLE KUMMER"S TOP-NOTCH TRIPLE DECKER SOFT SERVE CONE-A-PALOOZA UP HERE IN SALT LAKE CITY, WHOSE DRIVE-IN ALSO FUNCTIONS AS A CHURCH FOR ALL THE MO MO LOCALS!!! GET OUT THE LADDER, SAINTS: THIS...IS KUMMER"S KREAMERY!!!!
The countdown joke still made me kek harder than anything released in the past decade.
>>63099068
/donkeysauced
>>63097223
I liked Spy Kids 1. But 2 is mediocre and 3D was okay, I did kind of enjoyed 3D as a kid. But haven't seen 4 but from the looks of it it's total fucking dogshit.
>>63099730
amazing! seriously. if this isn't pasta you could submit it in a writing sample to them.
>>63096910
Absolutely one of the worst film series ever created
>>63099132
I was born and raised where he creates all his films, I know people who were extras in the first movie, and I've seen the first two enough that I can replay them in my head, but holy shit was Spy Kids 3D the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. It utterly destroyed my desire to see 3D movies.
How the fuck did Stallone agree to this?
>>63100019
his career has been in the toilet for decades. seems like a nice guy though and he's talented in his own way.
>>63099876
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