ARE YOU READY LADS
is this on tonight?
>tfw broke the screen to my laptop
>have no tv at home
wat do
>>63096252
On after these ads
You'll just have to watch the picture Tbh
>>63096275
have to leave altogether now ;___;
and now to drink cans and wander the night alone
rte player doesnt work for me, any good stream links?
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST THEME
GET HYPE
The was a massive turnout here last year for this
Weird 2bh
>music but
Ugh
Would you be Tubridy's guest?
so this is what irish culture truly is
Kind of wanted to see Tubs in the Beast jacket tobehonest
They're all out of time, what the FUCK is wrong with these kids
>>63096227
What is this shit and why should I watch it?
Reminder that not not watching the toy show is against Irish law and punishible by a public potatoing
>>63096441
Its a national tradition
OH GOD BING BONG
>>63096441
Comfy as fuck Christmas toy show that we all grew up with
Tubridy violating the right of the child to life live on RTÉ.
For Johnny Foreigner, highlights from previous years include:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n6Jx_XiLKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr5m1r6U9Tk
That human body would have been so cool as a kid
>throwing lungs at the audience
getting off to a weird start this year
What the fuck was that
Need Tubridy with the Bane mask
>For Everyone In The Audience
Is his suit orange so he doesn't get sued by Disney?
>Ireland
>White
>first kid's literally a darkie
D I V E R S E
I
V
E
R
S
E
>that child
>mayo
AYO HOW U WANT UR COUNTY FAMILY
FIRST KID IS BLACK. WE TOY SHOW NOW!
Is that child's name Kazoo?
Every year I forget how autistic Tubridy is around children
Holy shit
Zoot?
>>63096618
Kazoo m8
>so everyone can see you in your pretty dressssssssssssssssssssss
no ryan you can't eat that child get out of it
K A Z O O
A
Z
O
O
Any craic, /tv/?
>Touching the child
BLACK LIVES MATTER!
No, no, no.
That lad has the distinct look of someone who will never have any friends
Tubridy confirmed by his own words as never having been to /fit/
>no no no no no
>Muscles grow on arms
Who needs squats?
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES CHRISTOPHER
JESUS
GET THE FUCK IN THERE CHRISTOPHER
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING NOTE
Ban for gouging when
>>63096731
one of your kindred spirits so
Ryan's literally just throwing the kids around, he doesn't give a fuck any longer
>>63096786
>your
Where do you think you are?
FUCKING SPOILERS CHRISTOPHER
>>63096414
Having a bit of craic? Aye lad.
>>63096786
# R E K T
R
E
K
T
>>63096786
ouch
my feelings
uncalled for t b h
CIDF out in strength 2nite
Toy show is shite
AND AND HIS PYJAMAS FELL OFF HIM
EM EM BECAUSE HE WAS SUCH A BIG GUY
I fucking KNEW it would be Bumblebee, it's always Bumblebee, the Wolverine of the Transmorphers.
>>63096823
Your mum is shite
LOOK AT IT
HAAHAHA
GET THE FUCK OUT BUMBLESHIT
Not drunk enough yet for this kid to be honest.
>>63096227
I have no idea what this is, or what you people are on about, but why is that kid's face painted silver?
Buzz Lightyear wasn't silver.
>my Bumblebee has round eyes
you'll fucking take your slant-eye japanazi bumblebee and like it you little shit
>>63096891
He's terminal
okay lads what's happening
Anyone else not able to get rte live player working or is it just being shite for me?
Did they really send some bitch to Orlando with a camera ncrew so the bitch can talk shite
>>63096923
>erin go bragh
anglicised irish is so triggering
>>63096924
switch off your adblocker m8
>>63096823
HAVING ABANDONED THE COMFORT OF 3D WOMEN, THE CONTRARIAN SHITPOSTER HAS BEEN BEWITCHED BY HIS HUGPILLOW
HE WORSHIPS NIETZCHE AND LOUIS CK, AND DAUBS HIS HEAD WITH A FEDORA, LIKE A TRVE PATRICIAN
HE PLAYS THE BASS IN A SHIT METAL BAND
>>63096941
Might enter t b h
>>63096941
Remember to pay your TV licence!
>it's an "a toddler sings some crap song incoherently" episode
Time to go for a shit and get some tea
>>63096924
It shat itself earlier, seems to work now.
Keep trying m80
>>63096823
this desu senpai
>>63096951
Done that, its not loading in IE or chrome or on the app on my phone.
>>63096924
Haven't had it work in ages.
>>63096951
Advice like this doesn't work for me.
>this singing
lads when i travel up to dooblin for chrimbo shopping where can i buy anime merchandise ?
ive never been to dublin before
FUCKING ENUNCIATE JESUS CHRIST
I'd watch it but I know my extreme hatred for Tubridy would penetrate the TV and travel down the wires into the RTE studios and literally cause Tubridy's head to EXPLODE Scanners-style live on-air, traumatizing the children on set and watching live for a few hours or so
>>63096974
Shit, tea would have been a solid shout
Started on the beer, there's no way back now
>>63096993
forbidden planet probably
>>63096993
Forbidden planet or Dublin City comics
S W O R D S
W
O
R
D
S
/mlp/ btfo by Swords Asian
Bruh, fuck mlp
>"I have a fun song about horses dying"
>*giggles*
What the FUCK
>sings a small song about death
>>63096993
There's a Forbidden Planet on the quays, even if they don't have anime stuff there it's ususally full of the kind of vaguely unsettling loner who'll be able to point you in the right direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N74VHDQcFKg
reminder
When the telly guard comes around to give me the practical exam for my TV license, I'm going to put in a formal complaint about all this Toy Show diversity
What is this like
>>63097007
This.
fucking Pat Kenny was better
>CONSPICUOUSLY MULTIETHNIC CHILDREN
Foreigners with Irish accents are hilarious
Used to know a Bangladeshi fellow with a Tallaght accent
Where is the 30 year old man hiding in the set admiring the mlp toys
>>63097056
Basement has anime stuff. One of the HMVs has Monogatari second season for €40 too.
This azn bitch is keeping it absolutely real and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that
precocity gets right on my tits
>>63097015
>>63097016
thx lads, where are they located close to mcconnell street ?
>>63097057
Can't tell if this is scripted or azn girl was told by mummy to get 20 seconds of fame
>this fuckin kid
SHE IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN
SHUT IT DOWN
Child is going to get BEATEN by tubridy after the show
Good shot...
>>63097094
Head over the bridge towards Trinity, keep right along the quays towards Heuston. It's before the bridge with all the locks.
>>63097057
fucking hell ryan
tubridy just got ASIANED
>SHUT
>IT
>DOWN
>>63097129
nothin' personnel kiddo heh
Tuberty just got YELLOWED
WUUURRAAAAH
>child displaying genuine joy on The Late Late Toy Show
Who /famouseirepersonality/ here lads?
There's me
will ed sheeran or dustin turn up again tonight lads
Barrys or Lyons?
DONT THINK
ANSWER OR YOUR FIRST SON WILL MAKE A KNOB OF HIMSELF ON THE TOY SHOW
>>63097221
You the Natcon guy
>>63097221
go away
>>63097227
i take coffee m8o
>>63097222
Ed Sheeran 100%
Dustin or Socky 100%
Zig & Zag 0%
Fuck this gay earth
>>63097227
Some own brand stuff from aldi
Its not bad
>>63097130
domo arigato anon san
>>63097250
>coffeetrarians in my Toy Show Thread
Could they stop with the scary children roaring, I thought this was a bully-free zone
...and here come the Star Wars shitposts.
>YouTube faglords
Also wonder how much Disney are paying them for this Shite
Star wars is shit and the new movie will be shite
>>63097308
It's treason then.
You barely speak adult either
>your face is funny
The amount of cocaine Ryan must use is incredible.
Your face is funny
>I don't speak child
tubridy really loves kid huh?
WHY DO THESE "IRISH" CHILDREN HAVE YANK ACCENTS
>>63097227
I don't know the names of tea
the pyramid ones because they give the tea room to move
>>63097367
Welcome to the 51st state. There are no brakes on America's cultural imperialism.
>>63097367
Hiberno-English is going the way of the Irish language.
>>63097381
>I don't know the names of tea
Hello foreign person, I hope you enjoy our christmas tradition tonight :3
>>63097367
what
Anyone else own a Millenium Falcon when they were younger?
>big fuck off millenium falcon
>90%of it taken by some shitty missile-firing system
FUCK YOU
>likes shitty hand-cutting lightsaber
Bravo, Lucas
>>63097420
>>63097409
china can't take over soon enough lads
>>63097367
>WHY DO THESE "IRISH" CHILDREN SPEAK ENGLISH
>>63097475
>Why do these descendents of Africans not speak Swahili
This isn't the trad I grew up with
Filthy modernists
>>63097469
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/revealed-british-plan-to-move-hong-kong-to-northern-ireland-1.2272256
What a world we would live in. We'd be as attractive as the Finns.
BILLYBARRY STAGE CHILDREN WHEN
>>63097367
We bred a second generation of sleepers to go over and take all your jobs but then it turned out we got them all in the first wave so now they just sit around smoking cigarettes and appearing as guests on television shows
OH GOD
THIS SINGING
FUCK OFF
FUCK
OFF
this is not trad
>>63097381
>I don't know the names of tea
the pressing
>the pyramid ones
lyons
this lad's drumming is legit tho
>"urban" dancing to trad music
HARAM
This music is an abomination
Somebody get ISIL in for this shit
I'm getting onto the local Imam about this
>>63097446
i owned an x-wing
made cool flying and lazer noises
literally still have it somewhere
IRISH CULTURE GENOCIDE
>>63097542
>trad and Irish dancing
>kids singing nigger songs and wearing Boston t-shirts
>breakdancing
Why are the people in charge of our cultural heritage all homosexuals and progressive womyn
OH GEE IS THIS THE YEARLY CULCHIE KID
JOHNJOE THE HOROLOGIST 2: REVENGE OF JOHNNY THE METEOROLOGIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r44tsxKH-Eo
When is John Joe going to show up?
>nervous attempt to recreate the magic of Jonjoe
Can't be done, Tubbers, don't force this autist on us
>>63097605
because it used to be priests who were in charge of it, but people got mad at the church and got a bit contrary
What kind of hat is that?
WHOS IT GOING TO BE
>>63097621
Surprised they didn't lump him in with the farming toys.
do you lads reckon gaybo was a paedophile?
>Evelyn Cusack instead of Dustin
Come on, it's 2015!
OH WOW EVELYN CUSACK
>>63097650
Priests were shit at it too
Clan chiefs are all english now, so they're shit at it too
Fuck this, we can only hope Urban Irish becomes an established dialect and is established as the primary second language of the Galltacht
Also, who the fuck is evelyn cusack
I'd give her one desu
>>63097696
some weather wan
Drove halfway across Clare
____E
____V
E V E L Y N
____L
____Y
____N
>The first celebrity guest is a fucking weather woman
HAHAHHAA
CHILD COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT
HIS MAMMY TOLD HIM TO SAY THIS BULLSHIT
>>63097706
yeah one inch more like
>>63097367
Friends ... and subsequent non-stop re-runs of Friends
these kids mothers grew up wanting to be Rachel Green ... but they couldn't, so now their kids ARE Rachel Green -despite probably not knowing who Rachel Green even was
>>63097696
Hal Jordan, pls go
>>63097725
>literally just "who's hanging around RTE, we'll make up some bollocks story to make them relevant" - the special guest
>>63097749
u wot senpai
>>63097760
That's most guests on RTÉ's shows
That's the second little girl on the show who's seemed to find joy in the idea of violence and pain
I worry
>>63097777
Waste of quads
>>63097777
uimhir go deas
>Stretch marks
RYAN PUT THAT DOLL'S SHIRT BACK ON RIGHT NOW
YOU'VE GOT ITS BOOBIES JUST HANGING OUT FOR ALL TO SEE RYAN
FUCKIN HELL
LOIKE
BORBY?
>>63097777
>post yfw Tubridy tries to be funny
WHERE ARE THE TRANNY CHILDREN, THIS IS A COMPLETE GORTA
WHERE ARE THE LOYALIST CHILDREN
HOME RULE IS ROME RULE
>>63097819
You've lost me senpai
>that accent drift toward American English
just fucking end it now lads
who is this cretin who keeps typing all in CAPS
did, ah
did Ryan happen to say how old Leah was, by any chance lads
I have no words.
OH FUCK
>>63097870
It's not as prevalent outside Dublin, but yeah, it's definitely a thing.
Only hope is to return to Irish, first requires urban Irish being established as a dialect in it's own right imo
>>63097901
old enough
>>63097915
>first requires urban Irish
what is urban irish boss?
Ryan knowing well enough to get the hell away from this time-bomb of a situation asap
>based
Contrarians will argue with this
>tfw you'll never fuck Emma O'Driscoll while cosplaying as Socky
>>63097965
haha so funny xd
>>63097940
a dialect of the irish language created by second language learners in the cities
>>63097965
BRIEFNE STRONG
>>63097965
Lot more travellers in the north nothing
>>63097965
>Master race
>Cork
>Not Meath
Pale-man here, at least choose the High King's county as the master-race, not gross Cork.
This is out opportunity to say, look at what a great country we have.
>>63097940
Essentially, the big debate in the Irish language atm is what is occurring in Gaelscoils- basically, a different style of speaking, with English, slang etc influences, is developing- and what to do with it.
There's also the style of learned, Standard Irish that has developed among learners (and their kids, who have been raised through it). It's based on Standard Irish, not any of the Gaeltacht dialects, making it distinct.
The debate is whether to discourage or encourage this, i.e. whether Irish should be kept pure and tied to the dialects, or whether this new style of Irish should be embraced as a new dialect (tentatively called Urban Irish). It's still at linguistic stage of a pidgin (i.e. a simplified version of the language with highly unstable linguistic rules), but it'll develop quickly if encouraged.
Imo, I believe this is essential to restoring the language. Currently, English speakers are kind of aping Gaeltacht culture, which views us as outsiders. Gaeltachts are rural areas, where the dialects are dwindling fast, it doesn't make sense to keep this as the main area for Irish. A proper, legit Urban dialect would allow us to tie it to OUR identity, and make it something English speakers can own, while keeping (and evolving) the language.
In terms of figures it makes sense- the dialects are collapsing, but 'learned' (or 1st-language Standard Irish) is growing quickly. Sanctioning Urban Irish would make this growth legit.
Google it, there's only one or two linguists working on this subject, but they make some very interesting points on the topic
Fucking father probably some ifa executive got him into this show
>>63097659
Here we fucking go.
>>63098108
>restoring the language
>implying English with an Irish gloss is language restoration in any meaningful sense
JUST
NO LIKE
FEER
DE
JOHN
DEERE
ROLLY POLLY
>>63098052
>gross
hello mr american
>>63097250
>it's the cultchy block
>>63097965
>>63097965
>Cork
>Masterrace
>Not Cavan
>Not Roscommon
culchie rap please no
>>63098146
How's the restoration gone for the past century?
Dont make the kid rap...
Please
Muted
Well that was surreal
>his gonna rap
please no
So far music has been absolutely shocking
>>63098197
>Caaaaaavan
Otherwise, why is this getting more American within the same show?
New waifu, she's mine
SHE'S A HILLBILLY GIRL
IN A HILLBILLY WORLD
>>63098216
Not well. But when you change the goal of restoring Irish to just replacing English words with Irish words (with an English pronunciation) the whole point is totally lost.
>>63098268
They're kids, man.
>>63098272
That's letrim you spastic
>>63098146
>Irish with some small influences from English
>same as Irish calced from English
It's far less extreme than that.
More like saying 'O mo Dhia' rather than the strictly speaking more correct 'O a Dhia', that kind of thing.
All languages absorb influences, it's normal. Nothing kills a language faster than trying to freeze it in time, which is what the government have tried to do to date. Letting a language change and develop according to usage lets it grow and thrive, that's what this would be.
I'll put it to you this way, you have two options:
>Irish dies out, Hiberno-English collapses in favour of American English
>Hiberno-English collapses in favour of American English, but Irish not only survives, but continues to grow in a new form
IT'S A RIGHT CEILI NOW LADDIES
>hillbilly girl
hi when does the irish show start?
>that one kid that always stops in his bike and has to be pushed along
Breakdown when
>>63098296
Irish are too lazy to learn Irish
WE WUZ TOY SHOW
Omg the rideon parade is my favorite bit
>women drivers
Did that girl just shout up the ra
CAVAN CHILD
BEHOLD THE MASTER RACE
Why does it have Bluetooth ?
>>63098363
Up the dubs.
>>63098253
haven't been to /int/ in a while so don't get half of these references
>MD on a bike
>Dominos Code
>Intreo ... ?
>smoke
no way I'm ever going back to /int/. what a shithole
>>63098376
everything has bluetoof, its 2015.
>>63098363
my daughter
>>63098377
That's nowhere near as good. Why won't tubs just fuck up and hit a kid and get fired already
>this guy on the right
What are we getting into here
>it's the books section
Always good for keks, kids who like books who like books are such goofy weirdos
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
There it is, the legendary couch that our god John Joe sat on.
>mayflower
Holy fuck, stop with the american stuff
Why should Irish kids know what the fucking mayflower is
>Padraig Pearse and the Bloody British Bastards
>>63098422
We're past the watershed anon
Anything can happen
>Horse Protestant child telling us about 1916
>Children's book about Easter Rising
>Easter Rising
>Looters
>Youtuber
That kid is literally made of money
What is Santy bringing you for Christmas lads?
I'm getting a pony.
