>Ancient astronaut theorists believes (Insert total nonsense here)
>>63093971
ancient astronaut theorists say yes
>>63093971
>History Channel
>And you simply have to ask yourself, is it possible that maybe extraterrestrials did intervene in this specific point of time to guide Albert Einstein?
>>63093971
Ancient Astronaut theorists ..... say yes.
>To find more, we asked the world's leading authority on ancient astronauts, Dr. Giorgio Tsoukalos...
I love this show for being such schlock. At this point in the show they've resorted to saying that the Civil War was won by Aliens.
British documentary:
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
American documentary:
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
> they dont know its a patrician tier parody comedy
lel ameriplebs
> the evidence for billions of Suns and planets is right before your eyes every night.
> think alien life is bullshit but believe in Angels and Demons.
>>63094322
doesn't mean they have visited us, nevermind built literally everything that's old while our ancestors were sipping cocktails in hammocks
I like the rare instances where they have actual bona fide professors on. It's fun watching them squirm around the more batshit theories while trying not to insult the producers. "Uh at that's certainly a possibility, but in this case I feel it's highly unlikely." And that's the only screen time they get the whole ep.
>>63094407
they didnt visit us. they came here, took chimps and created humans then left again.
>>63094179
Kek'd hard, literally spot on.
