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How do you age from this...
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...To this in 19 years?
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No sunscreen on a desert planet
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Death sticks.
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Not that big a difference, really. Mostly hair color
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>>63093775
You think he got hooked on death sticks?
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>>63093737
No younglings to pass his knowledge to, he aged faster because of despair.
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How does no one in the OT remember anything about the Jedi Counsel even though the war was only so many years before.

>that ancient religion
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>>63093795
He needed SOMETHING other than creeping around the Skywalker farm to keep him entertained for 19 years. His holopad died in the first year and he had no way to peruse dank memes.
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>>63093750
By aging? The fuck is this question all about
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jedi aging techniques

it's specifically mentioned in EP6 OP. you're fucking retarded
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>War veterans age more significantly
>Living as a hermit on shitty Tatooine
>59 years old in ep iv
Many reasons, op.
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>>63093833
This is stupid and I hate this argument. The religion itself is ancient. Not that it's been ages since it was last practiced.
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>>63093929
>Oh yeah you go to church sunday morning?
>Why do you still follow such ancient religion
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>>63093737
The stress of having virtually everyone you know, everything you've ever believed in, and everywhere you've ever held sacred, completely perverted and destroyed by your best friend, who would later become one of the most evil individuals of all time?

No idea, OP.

No idea at all.
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>>63093929
Good point.
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>>63093982
>stress
Religionfags are pretty much immune to any stress
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>>63093969
What's your point?
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>>63093750

he lives in an unforgiving wasteland. You don't think he's seen enough shit to age that much. He's probably had to fight or kill tusken raiders on a daily basis, he probably goes drinking in the cantina to drown his sorrows. Knowing he will never see his friends again. Hurt everyday by the fact his closest friends now serve his mortal enemy. He dreams of them sometimes... just to have a happy thought. Visions of his former master flash before his eyes every day, thinking everyday "what if i were just a bit faster, i could have saved him"

His happiness left the day he fought Anakin, and it never returned...


He's probably also wailed enough jizz to satisfy Christy Canyon
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>>63093969
Fedora tippers actually say this about christianity, though. And General Motti was as fedora as it gets.
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>>63094030
Literally nobody refers to any religion still in use or still recently in use as "ancient religion".
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>>63093737
>>63093750
TWO SUNS
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19 years doesn't seem like enough time to look like that but who knows, aging is weird I guess.
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>>63093750

His fight with Anakin on Mustafar took gigantic toll on him.

The Obi-Wan vs. Darth Vader fight on Mustafar was the most important conflict in history of Star Wars universe. It was the clash of two, reality-binding powers: spinning and high ground.

Two masters specialising in those skills faced off against each other, but since the fabric of reality itself was shaken by that clash, it has warped both time and space, causing both Anakin and Obi-Wan to age way too fast and look nothing like their younger selves.
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>>63094084
Which makes more sense, calling an actually-ancient religion "ancient," or literally forgetting about a whole sect of religious warrior-diplomats who numbered in the tens of thousands less than 20 years ago?
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>>63093750
Aged like wine. Also, got rid of that horribly distracting forehead mole.

Fuck the prequels
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>>63094164
>Sheev rapidly aging at the end of his fight with Mace Windu was a delayed effect of using the forbidden Sith Spin technique at the start of the fight

it all makes sense now
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>>63093929
The ancient religion bit is justified, but the fact that nobody believes in the Force when there were Force users literally all over the galaxy doing Jedi stuff just a few decades earlier is pretty damn dumb. Even dumb kids from backwater shitholes knew what a jedi was, and a few decades later nobody believes they even existed.
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Hey dudes, you talking about Star Wars? Can I join in? Man I love those movies, that's why I want to join in the discussion to talk about the movies I love, I can promise I will say a lot of funny and smart jokes and awsome references that will make you both laugh and think about them for a bit and then laugh because you will understand them, man! Star Wars is so nerdy, I love Star Wars, man, but those sex droids are really creppy, George, man! You should, like, remove them in special edition, man, you know, like you did remove that Greedo shooting last as in not shooting last because he didn't shoot at all, but the point is Han shot first and not Greedo man, and us nerds really don't like those changes man. So yeah, let's talk Star Wars dudes.
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>>63094277
the one director so incompetent he couldn't even make money on a movie starring Johnny Depp
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>>63094275
>but the fact that nobody believes in the Force when there were Force users literally all over the galaxy doing Jedi stuff

That was never really shown. At least in the movies. They weren't levitating shit and frying mohuggas in public.
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If we assume Obi Wan and Ewan MacGregor are the same age:
Ewan McGregor in Phantom Menace: 28
In Attack of the Clones: 31
In Revenge of the Sith: 34
19 years later, in A New Hope: 53

Alec Guinness in A New Hope: 63

Yeah it's a bit too much of a jump. Also, Yoda kept himself pretty youthful with the Force so I don't think it is unreasonable to assume that Obi Wan could do similar.

It's just shit planning, is what it is.
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My Star Wars niggas! I need your help!

There was like this big, fat, blue guy with horns that was bffs with Sheev in Reveange of the Sheev. What's his name?
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How do you go from this...
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>>63094374
Considering that people thought very highly of the jedi (gangsters avoided them in fear, they had a huge temple in a central location of the most important planet of the Republic) and kids thinking jedi can't be killed, I'd say it's a safe bet to assume most people would have known that the jedi had superhuman abilities.
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Maybe he got struck by force lightning one day, that's how they explained Sheev's aging.
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>>63094530
....to this?
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>jedi are supposed to feel no emotion
>they're all whiny faggots
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>>63094494

literally type in 'blue guy with horns star wars'
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you'd almost think george lucas is a clueless retarded manbaby
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>>63094277
You missed the part where he starts crying because he loved artoo deetoo so much.
That fucking loser gets talking about batman, or star wars, or whatever and he starts crying like a baby, it's disgusting.
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>>63094622

>this is what normies actually believe
>they fail to see the deep peotry in the entire series

shaking my hat, f.am
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>>63094530
>>63094555
With unlimited power comes unlimited aging
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>>63094555
he spun too fast and his face suffered the consequences
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>>63094659
you're right my friend
they rhyme
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>>63093750
saw some documentery about some afghans who live in the dune and they age realy realy damn fast
women in their 30s looked like fucking 50+
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>>63094549
I really didn't think this explanation to his aging was necessary. He was already old as fuck at that point. Statistically speaking he would probably have been dead by ANH.
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>>63094196
Neither? What kind of retarded question is that.
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>>63094537
Considering that you're a faggot, I want to put a cucumber up your ass.
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>in New Hope, Leia says 'years ago you serves my father in the Clone Wars' while taking to Obi-Wan Kenobi
>in Clone Wars, Kenobi was serving her adopted father, while having her biological father serve under him

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>>63094811
It wasn't necessary but Sheev was only about 60 in Ep 3 so I guess they wanted to explain why he turned into such a dried prune over 20 years. They could have just explained that by saying he got loaded up with all that dark side juice.
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>>63095038
You forgot that Bail Organa was black.

SPACE CU.CKING
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>>63094494
Mas Amedda
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>>63095232
>Bail Organa was black.
you what mate?
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>people have serious answers to this bait

God damn starwards fags you're out of control.
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>>63094380
Yoda is eight hundred years old, retard.
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41 to 60 is a rough time, anon.
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>>63095806
900, he died on his birthday ;_;
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>>63094380
He can't be 3 years older in AotC then PM, there is at least a 10 year gap between the two movies
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Anakin should have been played by 50 year old Mark Hamill, for maximum pottery.
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>>63094530
>>63094555
Horcruxes
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>>63096797

this, he was supposed to be older than, they did a shit job making him up

the timeframe is fine
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