>men pitch businesses
>lots of innovative products, never-before-seen stuff and real problem solvers
>women pitch businesses
>it's either related food, silly family products, clothes or makeup
Why is this?
Women are retarded.
>>63093388
Mate, if your product has to seek money from a TV show, its not a good product.
>>63093557
>Mate, if your product has to seek money from a TV show, its not a good product.
You know a lot of them go on there not simply for money, but because of the enormous amounts of free advertising?
>>63093588
Yep. It's an incredible way to not only make your product known, but also educate an incredibly large audience about what it does. Not to mention getting a deal with a celebrity millionaire shark is the best thing that could possibly happen to any starting product.
The couple businesses are the worst, because it's always about kids or, if they don't have kids, their dogs.
Hello, Sharks. I'm Shawnee Plunkett and this is my husband, Raltroy. And we've invented ice cream for dogs.
Is this basically American Dragon's Den?
>>63093702
It's the same program, the name is just changed. It even has some of the same investors. It's probably made by the same people as well.
>>63093666
kek
>>63093557
Your statement is of course based on high quality and innovative products that today get funding like iPhone and cars that run on fossil fuels...actually every time I see a commercial I see a high quality and durable product that pushes the boundaries in its field. Thank god it's not a capitalist world, imagine what kind of products we would get than.
>>63093388
Because the most successful things on the show are shopping network type garbage.
>It's a Kevin and Robert pretend to be American episode
>>63094263
>it's a Barbara makes an offer just because the entrepeneur is a woman episode
>mfw shark tank killed dragon's den
I think Jim is the only one left on that show. I kind of feel bad for him.
>>63094309
>It's a Barbara backs out of the deal because of some redundant reason episode
>>63094309
Did you see the one where the QVC Queen gave some chick an offer because she started crying?
>>63094309
>It's a Damon gives money to a black person episode
>Listen, I've never been a mother. So I have no idea why women would want to use this product, because I'm not a woman. I haven't the vaguest idea what it's for, why you made it, or what problem it solves. My imagination simply won't allow me to grasp the concept. I doubt i'd ever use it myself, because I don't need it, because i'm a man. And for that reason, i'm out.
>>63093388
because CNBC is trying to keep women down by promoting an environment where they appear weak
its a show for men
>>63094263
>>63094309
>>63094339
>>63094428
>it's a Mark waits until the last minute and gives and offer that throws every other shark under the bus episode
>It's a Lori calls Barbara "Barb" episode
>>63094488
>have you ever heard of genghis khan? let me tell you a story
>>63093747
>he doesn't know about Frosty Paws
It's like you hate your best friend
>>63094367
Some of the women deals really piss me off. Did you see the chick that created the "skinny mirror"?
>>63093666
at least 1 or 2 pitches per ep are never intended to be taking seriously. its entertainment at the core and this allows them to banter
>>63093500
/thread
>Dragons Den
>No Evan Davies
Dropped
>>63093557
i'm sure your degree in finance has given you this sterling insight. meanwhile in reality angel investors are a common source of financing for start ups
>>63094588
based barbara invested squaty potty, senpaitachi
>someone starts crying and their shitty business for foodstuff gets an investment
>>63093666
>Raltroy
JESUS CHRIST MY SIDESnice trips
>>63094685
OOPS i meant LORI
>>63093388
BECAUSE WE'RE THE BEST, LET'S ALL PAT OURSELVES ON THE BACK FOR BEING MEN EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE IS SPENDING THEIR AFTERNOON SHITPOSTING
>>63094738
Your pussy clearly stinks. Go wash it.
>>63094488
>>63094568
Let me tell you a story about ROYALTIES.
>>63093388
men = action
women = relationships
Were you born yesterday OP?
>>63094803
>Show me a tuna who thinks he's a shark and in no time I'll show you a tuna fish.
>>63094488
>>63094568
>>63094803
Have you ever heard about Old Yeller?
>It's a Kevin makes the most logical offer but the people choose Lori because muh proud woman and QVC episode
>>63095399
kevin seems pretty shit desu, i bet he'd just give the money and ignore you
