"fuck you" to the audience moments.
>>63086742
What's wrong with this?
>>63086742
>>63086742
He said in the first movie he doesn't like kids
obviously he won't get married
>>63086742
>milf Dern
Oh man
>>63086819
shill elsewhere, shill
>>63086845
Yeah but this nigga got attacked by dinosaurs and shit senpai, would change yo mind desu
>>63086742
him having kids would be very unlike his character
also having kids in general goes against your own interests in general
op is most likely a kid himself so he has no understanding of this
>>63086742
Still makes me angry.
notice she has another on the way also?
Yeah. He didn't waste any time did he?
>>63086845
>people can't change their mind
>>63086742
When Eddie got eaten in Lost World
>>63086955
>getting attacked by a dinosaur makes you want to get a wife and have children
fucking... makes perfect sense, jew baka
>>63086816
He got keked.
Thanks David Chase.
>>63086845
He takes a liking to Tim and Lex in the first. It's heavily implied he wants kids after protecting them in the park. The look he shares with Dern at the end all but proves it. How dense do you people have to be to not see this?
>>63086742
Ever being upset someone goes home and becomes a family man
>>63086970
>people not changing their minds about a character trait is a fuck you to the audience
literally plebeian
>>63086970
That's pretty offensive anon
>>63086994
>girl looks at you once that means she wants to get fucked
jesus chirst
GO BACK TO REDDIT YOU FAGS
>there are people posting RIGHT NOW who think surviving a dino attack will change a person to want to have kids and make a co worker to fall in love with you
pls
>>63086845
>I literally didn't watch the whole movie
anyway Spino killing the T-Rex was the biggest "fuck you" moment in the movie.
>>63087045
>crying over some baby
lol
>>63086986
we all agree he died right?
>>63087045
>I post nonsense and then act like it's an incontrovertible fact.
He did not want kids at any point in the film.
>>63086986
Chase even admitted that he hated the audience in one of the interviews right after that episode.
>>63087071
wat
>>63087080
it's pretty obvious he started liking kids over the course of the movie that was almost his whole arc.
>>63087080
Looks like you watched jurassic world instead of jurassic park
>>63087097
The T-rex killed in 3 isn't the T-Rex from the first movie
>That exposed stomach
Muh boner
>>63087081
what does he mean by that? he hated millions of people for loving his show? why
>>63087080
It's the most basic plot line in the entire film. He states over and over that he doesn't like kids, then he gets stuck with two of them, and they grow on him. Fucking Minions is harder to analyze than this. Did we watch the same movie?
>>63087170
because they didn't get the show
>>63086819
I dislike the female actor in that movie, i think he'll do an alright job.
>>63087177
>he gets stuck with two of them, and they grow on him
does not equate to
>he wants to sire a child now
>>63086742
The official reason was that he was still interested in dinosaurs while Ellie "evolved."
This is wrong on so many levels.
>>63087214
Not implicitly, but it plants the seed (pun unintended). He's opened up to the idea. You'd think they'd follow up on that arc in the sequel, which they did. Should they have made it even less subtle?
First of all, most of you stupid fucks did not understand Grant's character arc.
Second of all is that 2 and 3 and JW were shallow garbage action-thrillers nowhere near the level that 1 is.
Thirdly both Lost World and 3 are in their entirety a whole fuck-you to the audiences. I mean with how fucking hamfisted everything in Lost World was, all of those awful fucking characters, the little girl kicking over the raptor, that one stupid fuck taking the bullets cuz muh animal rights, and how he was actually pretty much responsible for getting everyone killed too. Not to mention the garbage direction and cinematography of the whole thing. I mean are you fucking kidding me spielberg? A shot of the T-Rex roaring over San Francisco? I mean fuck, just hold up a goddamn sign saying "DINOSAUR GIANT MONSTER ATTACK CITY". He does shit like this several times throughout the movie too. Every one of the sequels is inexcusable.
>>63087170
because they liked Tony and the other criminals
>>63087200
This.
the main character of SW 7 should have been a white guy and it should have been a buddy space cop movie
>>63086742
>>63086845
thats what a convicted pedophile says
>>63086742
>>63086742
C'mon wouldn't you impregnate her if you had the chance?
>>63087200
>>63087755
KEK
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>>63086845
That was the whole fucking point of Jurassic Park: about growing up and be prepared to be a father. A recurrent theme of Spielberg--see War of the Worlds, E.T., etc.
>>63090759
>That was the whole fucking point of Jurassic Park: about growing up and be prepared to be a father.
I don't even
>>63086978
Going through stress and facing off with death can't change your view on reproducing
SMFH TBQH FARM
>>63090662
The entirety of seasons 5 to 8 are a big fuck you.
She could have trapped him with a baby and we all know how well that works for relationships!
>>63090841
Watched through them all a couple of years ago. Iirc you could completely skip season 6(barrel girl one). Events were never mentioned again except once in a pointless conversation and developments did not impact post seasons whatsoever.
The ending to dexter was just fucking dumb.
>>63090808
Not that anon, but you haven't looked into the auteur theory for even a second, have you? One of the most recurring themes of Spielbergstein's flicks are the absent/reluctant/neglectful father--remember the whole plot of The Last Crusade (and subsequently, The Crystal Skull)?
>>63090808
it was one of the main themes in the movie. yes
The ending of the theatrical cut of Blade Runner when Batty saves Deckard and then all of a sudden your ears get raped by a pointless voice over.
Terminator 3
>Sarah died of leukemia or whatever LMAO
>>63086742
Yeah, but Michael Crichton's books were filled with this soap opera shit. They aren't even together in the books. I agree that it's a "fuck you" to the audience at this point in the movies, but it's pretty accurate to what happens in the "real life" Crichton was trying to create.
Just watch... Starlord and Jessica Chastain won't even be together in JW2.
>>63087045
No it's not.
Rexxy fanboys will cry all day about it and call 3 the worst movie in the franchise because their precious T-Rex, no matter what it's faced with, should never lose.
I love the T-Rexes in JP, but I was completely okay with this in 3.
>>63086819
>his existence is an insult
>>63086819
why is he aways so sweaty
>>63087045
>>63087113
it's the baby from jp2
it also wasn't fully grown yet.
but of course the main reason the spino won is because of jack horner. the man that hates t-rex and is still pushing his retarded "t-rex was a weak scavenger only" theory
