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>I need 20 minutes
>You have 10
>>63086116
>does it in 9 minutes 59 seconds
>i need about 2 weeks
>you have one second
>BOOOM
>everyone dies
>>63086180
Why'd i laugh
>if I wanted to kill you...
>*BANG*
I CANNAE WORK MAGIC, CAP'TN
DAMMIT SCOTTY I NEED THAT EXTRA BIT OF THRUST AND YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES
... I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO CAP'TN
>>63086116
Dumb frogposter.
>I need 20 good men
>he actually gives him 20 the absolute madman
>>63086116
>I made copies
>you get them when I get out of here safely
>>63086871
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Look, Mr. Scott, I'd love to explain everything to you, but the Captain wants this spectrographic analysis done by 1300 hours.
[La Forge goes back to work; Scotty follows slowly]
Scotty: Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Yeah, well, I told the Captain I'd have this analysis done in an hour.
Scotty: How long will it really take?
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: An hour!
Scotty: Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would *really* take, did ya?
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Well, of course I did.
Scotty: Oh, laddie. You've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.
>>63086116
>it ain't me starts playing
>documentary
>ends on a good note
That's not how real life works.
>underground dance scene
>bomfunk mc's "freestyler" starts playing
>>63086116
>Some setback occurs
>"Dammit, I want it RIGHT NOW"
>>63086983
Documentaries are editorialized to tell a story, they're not real life.
>>63087067
holy shit
