How do orcs know what menus are?
>>63083340
They should do a spin off where Sauroman is running a restaurant in middle earth called Saurons Place.
> Not going to the Barad Dur Brazzerie on 2 for 1 Tuesdays
> 3017 of the Third Age
>Not knowing fine Orcish cuisine.
It's primarily based on man flesh.
What do you think was inside Saruman's tower? There was a full food court on the third floor.
When did meat get taken off the menu in the first place?
>bad guys are called sauron and sauromenu
How are we supposed to not mix them up?
>>63083340
>looks like meat's back on them, an' you boys!
retard
THREE STINKIN DAYS
>GIVE 'EM SOME MENUS, BOYS
What was this implying?
>>63083504
How did they know what days were? Did they have calendars?
Why can't we have some prime rib?
> Implying menus don't exist in middle earth.
>>63083482
3 days prior
>>63083340
that knowledge comes from repressed half memories of when they used to be men
>>63083521
But how did orcs, specifically, know what they were?
>>63083523
3 well smelling days?
orc menu
>maggoty bread
>man flesh (not available)
what else is on their menu?
>>63083549
No they had a foul stench, reportedly caused by the bread
>>63083566
Stew
>>63083566
grog.
>>63083512
You dont need a calendar to be able to count the number of times its changed from day to night you fucktard
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>>63083547
How do Uruks know anything at all, considering they are bred, and "born" mature.
They've been alive for litteraly a few weeks, and haven't seen anything outside of Isengard
>>63083575
Did the foul smell add to the flavour of the bread?
>>63083547
Because they're fallen elves. They still have their vocab. :^)
>>63083604
they're half men, did you not pay attention?
>>63083618
I thought it was only the original orcs who were fallen elves? How could Sauron amass such a large army of orcs if there are barely any elves left in Middle Earth, assuming they could even capture them alive?
>>63083635
They're LITERALLY born big babbies
>>63083605
nah, too much yeast.
Was watching lotr the other day and tryin to imagine every scene with orcs replaced with cgi orcs
Do you know how the menus first came into being?
>>63083714
Don't make me think about that
>>63083566
Ur mum
Why wouldn't orcs have menus? They have intelligence and emotions, so menus would boost morale and make them better in battle.
3rd floor of Sauron's Tower-
Sauroman's Cafe-
Moldy Bread
Mead
Bowl of bugs
Man flesh (unspecified)
Man flesh, liver
>>63083340
THE ISENGARD CAFE YOU FUCKING DOUGHNUT
>>63083773
They were forged in the fires of Mordor
Hello, I'll have the manflesh, rare, annnd can I get maggots but no bread? Ok, I'll just take the maggoty bread then, it's fine. And to drink... grog.
Sauronman probably had a range of meals for them to select and if they know one english word why shouldn't they know them all?
stupid thread
why didnt they just wait for the hobbits to fly the eagles to mordor and then eat them?
LOOKS LIKE CHILI AND SEA BASS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>63083340
dude their race is like thousands of years old. they can know what the fuck menus are
>>63084589
what the fuck kind of retarded argument is that. is memory purely genetic? the human race is what, 100,000 years old, that doesn't mean I remember everything
LOTR often catches flak for racism, but really it's classist more than anything.
>all orcs and bad guys have regional working class accents e.g. SE London
>most good guys speak 'the Queen's' non-regional RP
Not a single orc in that scene, it's uruk hai and goblins.
>>63083340
kek
>>63084652
it's not an argument it's a fact that the orcish race is fucking old as shit. and no maybe not ALL orcs know what menu's are but that one fucking did. so what? They know metallurgy and armorsmithing, but they can't be foodies?
>>63084652
>>63083417
nice one
>>63084652
>has no idea how to start a fire from sticks
>doesn't remember the scent of deer shit
>can't speak in a paleolithic tongue
The fuck bro?
>>63084719
Because all we see are orc soldiers. It's implied that orcs are a completely militaristic society ruled over by Sauron who, in all likelihood, wouldn't give them such frivolities as restaurants and menus.
We ain't had nothing but maggoty singles for three stinking threads!
>>63083689
REEEEE NORMIESSSS
they were RESURRECTED ffs
>>63083353
>not Orthancs, Come Again.
>>63083773
They were trees, once. Taken down by the dark powers. Tortured and mutilated. A ruined race. And now.......perfected. My waiting Uruk-hai. What do you serve?
"MEEEEEEEAATTTTTTTT!!!"
>>63085024
Nigga to them menu is just another word for food, that one could have known what it was despite not having them at isengard. you can know the words "rocket science" without actually knowing how to do any actual rocket science. same thing
>>63085188
Except the words 'rocket' and 'science' both have separate meanings outside the term 'rocket science'. There is literally no way that one can know the word 'menu' if one also doesn't know the word and understand the concept of a restaurant.
>>63085188
How do orcs know what rockets are?
>>63085150
kek
>>63084376
OK this got me
>>63084706
Goblins are just little pissbaby Orcs.
But WHY was meat taken off the menu?
Why did he break out in song?
I get that it can't be pierced but that troll put at least a few thousand pounds worth of pressure into a very small surface area.
>>63086268
When I first watched it I remembered the mythril but thought he was dead anyway because I thought that troll had crushed his entire fucking torso.
