can we agree on that the single enterprise ship would take down the entire Imperial navy because their weapons cant penetrate the enterprise's shields?
they're using "lasers"
>>63076272
Technically speaking, yes, the federation is more advanced. However, mixing universes is for 12 year olds who subscribe to cracked.com for power level or 'who would win' scenarios.
Star Destroyers have shielding.
>>63076272
Star Trek wins because they have better waifus than Star Wars
>>63076272
The Feddies would also never even fight the Empire. They'd just draw up a neutral zone, station some do-nothing diplomats, wipe their hands and call it day.
>We cannot interfere in this civil war Numbah One
The real irony is the show about exploration has more advanced weapons and the show about war has more advanced engines.
>>63076948
>gotta go fast
t. Han Solo
Do you fags even turbolaser? Also the enterprise is fucking miniature compared to an Imperial Star Destroyer
we WILL see a star trek X wars crossover in our lifetime
>>63077138
Won't happen unless Disney buys Star Trek too
we already got this gem
>>63077138
I dont think itll happen because star wars is set in the way past and star trek is in the future
>>63078446
also star wars is in another galaxy and neither star trek or star wars has intergalactic travel technology
So, neither have EMPs right? Would EMPs even work? A EMP could disable a lightsaber?
>>63076272
They are not using only lasers.
They also have ion cannons, which can penetrate the Enterprise's shields.
>>63078503
This. The Cylons would win.
Guys guys
what if
Sheev was asimilated by the borg?
>>63078641
The andalites would still be able to beat him.
>>63076332
lol
Borg do not spin, therefore they're not good trickster. Sheev is a good trickster.
Can we agree that literally every single star trek ship looks absolutely retarded
>>63076272
>Star "Destroyer"
>mfw
>>63078799
ya they dont have nearly enough greebles
>>63078787
But could the borg assimilate and replicate his trick and technology? What if the whole borg uses that good trick to spin the universe and throw the federation out of existence?
>>63078611
The Cylons being?
can we agree on that every single one of these threads is a retarded trollfest?
they're using "bait"
>>63078799
The Excelsior is God tier, nigger, but ILM did design it.
Could probably take down quite a few ships but the entire navy? Correct me if im wrong but isn't the imperial navy like fucking massive? Plus death star.
>>63078931
starfleet would just use the dyson sphere and woop their asses
>>63078503
SW has ion weapons, they can wreck electronics. And ST used them aswell, at least ion deflectors
>>63079168
So EMPs would be useless? What about the lightsaber?
>>63078931
When there was still an empire, yes, galactic wide, but also cheap as fuck. Rebel ships were better and had shielding tech built in, empire didn't but compensated with pure numbers, which proved useless since the empire got owned
Can the force go through shields?
Like when Vader chokes the shit out of that guy from the Star Destroyer....would that work?
I mean still you just blow up the ship Vader is on but that seems like the one out they have
>>63079225
I meant that EMP's are weapons that target electronics and computer systems, Ion weapons do that, instead of an electromagnetic energy pulse they use a beam with electrical charge to destroy electronics. The effect is the same. SW has pistols, rifles, cannons, ships with ion weapons.
Don't know if lightsabers have electronics inside them, aside from energy crystals that can generate the beam.
>>63079236
We're talking about capital ships, anon. Not fucking starfighters. Which, come to think of it, the Federation doesn't even have either.
>>63079362
whats the point of a giant ship when it has shit weapons and no shields.
>>63078707
Laughed way too hard, then nostalgia'd
>>63079401
Where did you got the idea that star wars ships have no shields?
>>63076272
I saw a funny pic with picard ordering someone to just beam a photon torpedo onto the star destroyer's bridge. what defense would a sd have against that?
>>63079459
shields?
>>63079401
They absolutely have shields asshat.
Also SW is set after every civilization in the galaxy has been space faring for millions of years, trek is set like 400 years in the future.
I have to imagine that SW universe had plenty of time to develop tech that would outclass trek in every way possible.
>>63078480
I think you have forgotten about a certain Wúnderkind and a Traveller of sorts...
>>63079401
>shit weapons
>no shields
I have no idea what you're talking about, but it sure isn't Imperial Navy capital ships.
>>63079401
>anon says that Imperials had no shields on their Star Destroyers and that Rebel ships were superior because of that
>point out to anon that he was wrong and that "no shields" only applied to the expendable TIE Fighters
>in response to THAT SAME POST, clueless anon still says that Star Destroyers had no shields
You're beyond saving, anon.
>>63079612
TIE figthers were probably the only ship in SW that didn't have hyperdrives/shields. Why did the empire hate their pilots so much.
Also, to the larger discussion at hand - SW hyperdrive takes ships anywhere in the galaxy almost instantly. Voyager accidentally ends up in the wrong quadrant and its supposed to take them something like 99 years to get home at maximum warp. So, you know... Hyperdrive > Warpdrive
>>63076272
I don't get it. Both ships have shields and use "lasers" right? Or do the Star Trek fags have some fancy term they use instead of lasers?
Either way everyone knows Star Wars exists inside a pocket universe so the Death Star to us would be like 1 cm across.
>>63079505
would the shields work the same way as the star trek shields though? i know startrek uses that bullshit excuse as to why you can't teleport shit from ship to ship in their own universe using the sameish technology, but going up against a starwars ship with different shield technology could screw up the star destroyer I think.
o'brien would just beam a torpedo to the star destroyer's bridge. problem solved
>>63079820
trek fags call them phasers... somehow better they claim except if you read the (no longer cannon) EU stuff SW "lasers" are putting out millions of watts more power than trek weapons supposedly are.
Since Disney nuked all of the technical references for SW tech we can't really say much beyond what we see in the movies.
>>63076311
dubs speak truth
>they're using "lasers"
no they arent
considering star wars lasers are somehow slower than bullets i don't think the enterprise will have a problem
Darth Vader choked a guy through a video transmission.
All he would have to do is open up transcommunications and he could kill everyone on the bridge with the force.
>>63080012
the force doesn't work on droids so data is safe
>>63080054
You can't use it to trick their minds or feel their presence but you can still physically damage them with it.
Luke lifted C-3PO using the force and everyone in the prequels used the force to push droids around.
>>63080097
why didnt luke just "force choke" the death star's reactor?
>>63080115
Why couldn't Anakin force push the buzz droids?
Why couldn't Vader force crush the important x-wing parts?
>>63080115
1. He couldn't see it
2. Even at the end of ROTJ his mastery of the force was pretty weak
3. He never learned how to do it and using the force to directly choke the life out of it is a dark side pre-order exclusive.
>>63080115
force choking is a dark side ability
>>63080147
because his ring has no power over aluminium?
>>63080184
Eagles can't transport steel rings.
>>63079822
if it's unknown how the two universes' tech would interact, why are you defaulting to the star destroyer being at a disadvantage instead of the enterprise?
>>63080238
Also terminology may be wrong. Turbo laser batteries don't look like like lasers. More like some time of plasma bolt. In Star Trek it would probably be considered more of a disruptor weapon.
>>63080238
Don't worry, someday Disney will buy trek and they will hire JJ to direct the first film of the new cross-over franchise, and in an attempt to appease fans of both SW and trek neither side will have an obvious disadvantage.
>>63080288
then they'll end up working together to fight a bigger threat
spock could just drop a couple ounces of red matter on a death star
We almost always conclude that the Enterprise has superior plot armor.
>>63080275
Yeah, "lasers" in Star Wars are actually superheated plasma bolts.
>>63080312
a stormtrooper could just use a cup to catch it before it touches the death star
>>63080330
This is true. Star Destroyers are disposable. No matter how powerful of an enemy Enterprise faces it will always win through some bullshit means or another.
>>63080310
>disney buys out GW
>it's a three way crossover between 40K and the other two
>federation sides with the 'empire' to fight the anti-thesis of everything they stand for, the Imperium
>ultimate war costs trillions upon trillions of lives, does absolutely nothing but anhliate the galaxy, ruins everything for everyone forever
>>63080347
cups are good friends
Looks like a good place to dump this
I'm still waiting for the epic Star Wars/Star Trek cross over. Featuring TNG cast, during first contact, instead of going back in time, some kind of worm hole opens. It takes the crew to the Star Wars universe.
Which finds a star destroyer in battle with rebel ships. The borg sphere confused as all fuck goes to warp to gather information on where it is.
The enterprise does not engage in combat. The star destroyer fires upon them, but barely even dents their shields, they're like, lolwtf. After the rebels are taken care of Picard hails the Star Destroyer.
They have a meeting and discuss technologies and the situation. Picard refuses to upgrade their shields, he's all firm and shit with a speech about war and fucking peace and stuff. It's moving. That's when Geordi becomes aware of "light speed" travel that everyone in star wars has. They are able to travel into an different form of space and go faster than warp. Cutting warp travel from years to days.
It takes a while, but Picard agrees to meet the emperor and takes Troi with him.
>>63080364
unless troi is in command
>>63080391
Meanwhile at the worm whole in federation space, Ferengi start dicking around. The federation has it guarded while it gets investigated. Quark his brother and nephew show up and say fuck it, and go through.
The Borg sphere has assimilated some tie fighters and learn of the galactic civil war. They realize how inferior their warp drive is and are way pissed the tie fighter has none. They're weapons are way better though.
Riker, back in command of the enterprise gets told by data about possible feregi's. Riker is all confused and puffy. He hails them and asks them to stop immediately. They warp off. Worf, Data and for some fucking reason Barclay go after the ferengi in a shuttle.
Picard and Troi meet up with Darth Vader. It's like a big fucking deal too. Like troi and vader are like sensing shit, and Vader is standing there slick and shiny and Picard's bald head is even smoother than vader's helmet. Troi tries to warn picard aboutwhat she senses. She never has a chance. Eventually Picard meets the emporeor. They sense the force in picard and want to train him in the ways of the force. Picard always eager to learn about new culture agrees. Troi has an uneasiness about the whole thing, but senses nothing from the Palpatine, cause of the dark side or some shit.
The Ferengi some how make it tattooine. They were probably nowhere near it, but fuck it, continuity error, it's ok. They have all this stuff to trade. So they start talking and making deals in mos eisly and other parts. Eventually, they meet Jabba the hutt. Quark and Jabba are talking numbers and having fun. Exchanging females and latinum and omg, it's fucking great.
All the while Worf, Data and Barclay....fuck why is Barclay here? oh well... they've been snaking around trying to catch up to Quark. See what he's up to and learn shit. That's when they bump into..... Luke fucking Skywalker.
>>63080414
Luke is also trying to learn about Jabba as his friend Han Solo is frozen in carbonite in his palace (see it's inbetween ESB and ROTJ, don't worry, Han shows up and hits on Crusher and later Riker hits on Leia and pisses off Han, it's funny shit)
No one gives a shit that Worf is a Klingon cause there's aliens everywhere. However, Worf hears about this Wookie and has to fight him. Luke takes the federation guys over to where Chewbaca and Lando are. And they fight.
Worf and Chewbaca have this totally sweet fight where people (aliens) are taking bets there's blood and fur and growling and weird ass Klingon lines. Luke and Data have these moments. Barclay gets space chlamydia or something, who fucking cares...omg.. fuck barclay
Geordi and Riker are bored as fuck on the Enterprise and Crusher is there I guess. They've been talking to the empire and really think it's a bad idea to trust them, that the captain might be in danger. They're tired of orbiting whatever shit hole planet they're at and totally bail. Geordi finds some abandoned shipand adapts it so so the enterprise can do the light speed travel. It's not perfect, but it'll work. They decide that first they should catch up to the shuttle so they head to Tattooine as well.
Picard has been learning the ways of the force quickly and is given his own light saber. Troi kept on trying to stop Picard but the emporeor had Troi locked up to maintain his plan. They realize luke is on Tattooine and send Picard there to kill Luke. Picard is totally corrupted by the dark side.
>>63080429
Just as the enterprise is showing up tattooine so does picard in an imperial shuttle.
Storm troopers start busting down on this little meeting between luke's crew and worf and data. They whip out phasers and everyone is like "whhoooooaaa fuck!" and they take out the storm troopers. Then the dust clears and picard is standing there with a red blade light saber. Luke and picard have a way epic battle. Like It's the best light saber fight ever. In middle of the town, it's crazy as fuck. Lando and Data are like "holy shit!!!!"
Mean while Leia was also tracking some of the things the Ferengi traded and sneaks on tothe Ferengi ship. She finds all kinds of technology. Including a brine helmet (YEA!) and there's someone else on the ship. It's Fucking Odo, FUCK YES! He's not alone. Old Spock was stowed away on the ship. I know it's getting heavy, but seriously, that's about it for characters.
Spock, Odo and Leia check out this sweet ass lightsaber fight. Luke gets picard down and Spock rushes over and does a mind meld on both Luke and Picard and the two just like, bro out looking at each other. The Dark side is totally absorbed into Spock. Then C3P-0 an R2-D2 are telling Barclay about some fucking bullshit and R2 is trying to fuck Data.
Spock has to go into some kind of Vulcan hibernation, so his shit was like a cameo. He goes back into the ferengi ship where his vampire ass coffin thing was. Odo talks in his awesome ass gurggly voice talking about how Quark could fuck everyone by dealing with Jabba. Giving Jabba all kinds of technology and shit he shouldn't have in exchange for "females" but Rom has been there the whole time to kind of stop his uncle from giving Jabba the good shit.
That's when Quark notices the human in carbonite. He's like "lol how much?" and Jabba actually is like. hmm... yea, maybe. Quark gives Jabba holodeck technology, convincing Rom it's harmless and takes a bunch of chicks and han and stuff.
>>63080364
The "good guys will always win" argument is true for any work of fiction and is worth fuck all in any good-faith discussion of matching ships' capabilities against each other. If you can't get past that, then just imagine that both ships are being commanded by bad guys.
>>63080448
Boba fett see's his deal with Jabba is done and asks permission to kill Han. Jabba is like "trololo do it!"
So the ferengi are leaving and Boba starts opening fire on them. Quark is all quoting rules of acquisition and is like, fuck this!
Riker says he'll help get Han out of Jabba's palace using transporter technology. Luke and Worf sneak inside, but they don't see Han. Scanning, that's when they see the battle between boba and the ferengi.
Worf and Luke rush over and have a wicked awesome fight with Boba Fett and the ferengi have accidentally freed Han. Han is like "oh you guys smell awful" and he can't see shit and they make a geordi joke.
Boba Fett flies off and they capture the Ferengi and get everyone back to the enterprise. Picard, Leia, Odo and Han have a meeting. It's really forced actually. It doesn't gel well, because Picard is still suppose to be recovering but he's not, he's totally all better, so is Han. They learn the truth about the empire and Picard is all upset and he's like "we need to get Troi back."
The borg have been building power. They've been slowly adapting more and more ships and species to their collective. They're just going crazy like it's a buffet so many aliens to get. They get to Naboo and meet the gunguns and just fucking kill them all. None are assimilated, they deem them unworthy. No one notices the borg are doing all this shit. They're good at being secretive. They Start setting their sites on the empire.
Riker sucks in his gut and talks to Leia. It's pisses off Hansomething awful. That's when Han gets to the enterprises sick bay and meets Crusher and they're all dreamy eyed with each other. R2 is there being like Hans seeing eye dog and activates the EMH. The Doctor is like "please state the nature of the medical emergency" just as Han and Crusher were about to kiss.
>>63080452
The Enterprise can miracle itself out of any situation. Star Destroyers are canon fodder. Enterprise wins.
>>63080465
R2 makes some chirping noise and Doctor walks over and does like that eyebrow thing and stuff.
Data and C3P0 hang out on 10 forward and have a weird ass super fast linked up convo.
So Lando is like "this is a ncie ship and...hello" he meets special guest star, Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan. It's another little like shipping thing but it doesn't go anywhere cause she's way too old for Lando and Geordi laughs in that really forced way LeVar Burton does.
Picard and Leia seem to come to agreement. Picard has not forgotten about the Borg. He will not go home without eradicating them from this universe. Leia suggests the Enterprise meet up with the rest of the fleet. Luke still feels he needs to go talk to Yoda. Odo tags along.
So Odo, Luke and Yoda are all in Dagobah and it's all that emotional fluff and stuff. Talking about humanity, the dark side, and Luke's sister. Odo is shocked Luke didn't know and mentions how it is being a changeling and how he was all emo and shit, but not all faggy like other emos. Luke and Odo share a bond. and Obi-wan comes and talks about killing vader.
The enterprise and the millennium falcon prepare to meet the fleet. They decide to have a race. Data and Geordi are sure they'll win, that they're new modified engines will really work. Han just smirks and Chewie roars. The falcon gets there before the enterprise. It's a bit of fan service, but whatever.
Picard pays close attention to the plan to destroy the 2nd death star and this whole endor plot. Luke and odo show up just in time. Odo says he'll have no problem impersonating an imperial officer and will go down to endor. Since Leia is going down (LOL) Riker volunteers
And that's it, never got the rest of it.
Assuming this is an instant action where both sides are not aware of each other technological capabilities.
Combined with multiple squadrons of tie fighters/interceptors/bombers.
Assuming single Star Destroyer without any support cruisers and other types of smaller ships.
Assuming there will be attempts to board the the ship with like 9k crew on Class 1 Imperial SD and 30k on Class 2 SD.
Plus add instant turbolaser barrage which were designed to pierce through shields + ion cannons that disrupt shields and power grid of the ship.
Even if main ship is destoroyed, fighters, bombers and boarding crew will finish the job since there are just too much to handle for one Star Trek ship.
After imperial officer sieze the ship they will study the ship and its primary threat - teleportation and gain an advantage creating some sort of technology to counter that(quantum disruptor, which probably already exist in a star wars universe).
Thus marking the end of galactic federation. Kirk will be shredded with blasters before he'll be able to pull Kobayashi Retard maneuver.
Theoretically.
>>63080391
>>63080414
>>63080429
>>63080448
Eh, s'alright. Needs moar Ensign Ro. Like, a lot more.
>>63080452
considering everybody in this thread is considering the good guys of star trek vs the empire(bad guys) of star wars then the outcome is obvious
>>63080465
>>63080448
>>63080429
>>63080414
>>63080391
>>63080480
this is quite possibly the worst fanfiction that i have ever read, and ive read some really fucking shitty ones
>>63080474
The Enterprise has been destroyed multiple times.
So a Star Destroyer has the power to destroy a single star? How would they stand up againsta whole galaxy class.
>>63080521
Only when women are in charge. It's invincible with a man at the helm.
>>63080498
>implying the Federation is good
>>63080535
cool story bro
>>63080480
man what the fuck I just read all this wondering where its all heading and you just end it there?
now that i think about it, i have never once seen a star destroyer destroy anything
>>63080563
Troi is the only one who wrecked the Enterprise in TNG.
>>63080513
It's dripping in satire dude, it's clearly tongue in cheek.
>>63080669
>mfw been down the fanfiction hole too long
>mfw it so hard now a days online to see when it is paradoy or meant to be taken as a serious narrative
>>63080151
Luke Force Chokes the Gamorrean guards when he first enters Jabba's Palace.
But the first two points are valid.
>>63079714
TIEs actually did have shields but they are like the navigational deflector on a Federation ship. Considering the "combat grade" shields on a Rebel fighter didn't really increase their survivability that much it's just the Empire being more economical. They built millions of TIE fighters that had superior agility and firepower and basically told their pilots, "kill them before they kill you" with the TIE Interceptor representing this philosophy taken to the extreme.
>>63080528
They don't have that kind of firepower. They're a star(ship) Destroyer as opposed to an ocean one. What they can do is orbitally bombard the shit out of a planet until nothing remains but glass, but can't blow up the planet itself.
>>63080949
I was never clear on how much shielding was supposed to help. Rebel fighters are pretty tough in video games, for example, but in ANH, they go down after one solid hit, even with double rear deflectors.
>>63078858
battlestar galactica
>>63078799
The Bird of Prey looks pretty cool
>>63081005
Shields make them more resistant to glancing hits (compare to a TIE where a hit on the side panel = dead TIE), TIEs use power that would go to shields to have more gun, a full shot is killing you no matter what unless you go up a size of vessel into a gunboat or something like Slave I class or bigger.
TIEs also travel in packs with capital ship support so hyperdrives don't make sense. Rebel ships largely function as independent strikers so hyperdrive helps them hit and run.
Basically, the Empire is "well, there's more where that came from" and the Rebels are "waste not, want not"
>>63079879
> except if you read the (no longer cannon) EU stuff SW "lasers" are putting out millions of watts more power than trek weapons supposedly are.
Actually, if you look at ESB, people have calculated how much energy it would take to vaporise the asteroids while chasing the falcon and it's already a lot more than ST weaponry.
>>63076272
i would agree, except every time the enterprise gets hit, its shields will be at 82% and yet people are being flung to the floor, consoles are sparking and catching fire and they have hull breaches from decks 52-74. seems like pretty shitty shields
>>63076948
>feddies
>>63080669
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>63079529
then where's the holodeck
and the replicator
>>63076272
The Enterprise doesn't have enough photon torpedoes and it would burn through it's phaser coil before it even got close to taking down just a sliver of the Imperial Navy.
>>63080012
In trek Kirk can do the same shit in the mirror universe hell Vader won't even see it coming.
always got the impression that ideologically star wars was like anti-federation propaganda.
i mean sure there's the prime directive
but that gets snubbed all the time by the best captains.
>>63080480
Vader and the Emporeor are on the 2nd Death Star awaitining a special guest. It's teh borg queen and she's all like sexy and shit. Vader is pretty much a borg himself and the queen comments on it. It seems the union of the borg and empire is all but complete. Shot of the 2nd Death star being half sphere and half borg cube
The Emporeor tells vader he is controling the borg queen with the force. The Borg Queen has had Troi assimilated and is using her as an advisor. The Borg Queen seems to think she is in control.
Picard agrees to have the enterprise join the rebelion fleet, the borg must be stopped. The Enterprise and it's shuttled are fitted for the war. Data comes up with a plan to not destroy the shield generator, but rather gives R2 a method to align the shield harmonics to the weapons of the star fighters.
Mon Motha comes out and explains the whole plan. Picard and her have tea, they talk about life and being lucky to be old and revenge. They relate on some kind of other level and old people will get it I guess? Idk.
>>63081732
The plan is pretty much ROTJ at this point, except Riker and Odo are joining the away mission. Worf comes too I guess.
Data's expertise they put him on one of the bigger ships away from the enterprise, him and Crusher go to giant medical frigate thing. Picard is left with Geordi and Barclay....ugh... fucking barclay, on the enterprise.... god damn fucking Barclay. He probably just fucks off to the holodeck or something. Picard and Geordi got this.
The ship makes it down to endors moon and Riker is really getting between Han and Leia, it's such a total cock block. Odo mentions how easy this will be to bypass them if they're not force sensitive to find him out. They land the shuttle and all the rebels start dicking off to the shield thing. Luke says something isn't right, the harmony of the force feels off. They look around and .... BORG STORM TROOPERS.
Oh god, they're every where, it was a trap! (but like....you get it) and it's working super well. The rebels start getting offed. They make a fun for it into the woods and meet the ewoks.. WHO ARE ALSO BORGS. Everything is borg. Worf is fighting them off with his batlif thing and chewie is ripping shit apart. Han is trying but has a look like.... we're fucked. Luke is using his force powers. Odo and Riker get a look on each others faces as they feel everyone being transported away.
The Fergengi got there just in time and teleported the team back to their ship and say they were waiting for them. Luke says he needs to turn himself into vader, cause like... epic fight yo. The fleet is still waiting for the signal to fight. Crusher is like "Im just glad wesley is safe" and everyone groans at her mentioning this shit at all. Data instills the new shields on all the ships. Lando is like "this better work" or like a better line.
If I remember correctly about how Star Trek works, they can still take shield damage from lasers. Eventually their shields would run out, as the Enterprise D only has two forward Phaser Arrays and one rear Phaser array. and one photon launcher each in front and back. A star destroyer has dozens of lasers on it and eventually would overwhelm the Enterprise.
>>63081748
The Ferengi using a cloak are hanging out near endor no problem and luke asks to be teleported down, if you can bring me up here , put me back. Riker wants to go too, claiming he must he can feel Troi on the death star. Riker and Luke get captured by the empire and do the whole talking to the emporeor and vader thing.
Odo impersonates an imperial officer and brings R2 as close as he can to the shield renerator and claims routine maintenance and such. Everyone is waiting for the signal. R2 does the shields as Data had designed. The imperials are scrambling looking for what is going on. Odo turns into goo and hides inside R2 who just rolls out.
The fleet warp in and start fighting borg and tie fighters and HOLY SHIT. It's just a crazy cluster fuck with b-wings and the enterprise just sitting taking death star hits. Enterprise is like "lol' do better" as it's taking no damage.
The borg and storm troopers and all the rebels on endor start fighting. The ferengi ship is flying around and Odo springs out and Worf says they must find a way to shut down the borg. Leia is like "these borg are like droids...if only....." or some shit. 3p0 is like I got no ideas. Leia is like I know what to do, can these big earred freaks take me somewhere? The ferengi and leia fly off.
The enterprise then takes a huge blow. Geordi is like "uuhhhh........" and Picard has that "who farted?' look the death star borg cube was faking it.
>>63081765
The emporeor is laughing and the borg queen they sit next to each other with borg troi and vader all just enjoying it. Riker and Luke stand in horror as everything they love is destroyed.
Leia comes back and a giant sand crawler touches down on endor. The Jawas are they firing some kind of EMP borg locking guns. The Borg storm troopers stand no chance. Only the few non-assimlated imperial officers are left standing.
The emporeor is laughing and eggs luke and vader into fighting. Riker is trying to convince Troi to resist. With the shields down Data and Crusher being to try and get close enough to transport everyone back. Lando is like.... LETS MOVE IN!!!
Picard and Geordi are trying to evade damage but there's no hope. The Battle on endor is all but won, Data and Crusher save Riker and get Troi in a big medical tube. Luke takes out the borg queen, but before he can get the emporeor the enterprise is soooooo fucked. Like..... it's done, the final blast from the death star is comming at it, shields down, engines, sitting duck,..... it's toast
Picard Lowers his head as the final blow is about to come, and that's when everythings stops. Picard hears a familiar voice "after all that and you just accept death Picard?' It's mother fucking Q
>>63081777
Q is all like walking around while time is frozen talking to picard. They have a typical back and forth and eventually leads to Picard accepting his fate. Q is shocked, but looks at picard and has to tell him, that not today.
Cut to Luke who is looking out the window and is using the force to move the enterprise. The emporeor is laughind and shitand that's when borg nano-probe shit starts sprining out of them and even he is socked, Vader takes his helmet off and looks at luke and says "tell your sister she was right" runs over to the emeporer, pushes some buttons on his chest and dunks him over the edge and blows the fuck up.
Luke begins to cry out as he is being tansported away. The fleet take out the borg cube death star thing. Everyone regroups and has a pretty chill fucking time. Even Barclay is there not being too awkward. Picard and the enterprise manage to open a worm hole and get home, with the ferengi ship behind them.
The rebels watch the enterprise leave from endor. The force ghosts of obi-wan, Anakin and Yoda are there.
Back on the enterprise they keep communications open with Odo and Worf who are escorting the ferengi back and Worf is making sure none of the technology the ferengi stole is operational as they prepare to let them go. Worf finds something and says to Picard "well that's not really technology" and Picard looks on to see stumbling upon Boba Fett
Back on Endor during the celebration R2 is beeping and 3P0 is like.... check this out and R2 plays a hologram "please state the nature of the medical emergency"
THE END
In both Star Trek and Wars despite them saying they have shields the ship still gets blown to shit and explosions happen and people fly around with sparks and shit. so idk what the point even is besides cool action stuff.
>well the ship would be completely destroyed if they didnt have shields they mentioned
k still, doesn't really matter
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Star Destroyers have shielding too, you know.
