R.I.P. Brendan
>tom cruz
anyway it sounds like Tom might be the one who's JUSTing by negotiating for this career killer of a role
>>63075575
that was literally the only project that could've given him the comeback his career so desperately needs
that's it
he's done now
it's not a rough patch
it's his life from now on
he once made it, that's all he can say now
a has been
a washed up
>>63075619
Bredan's career killing role was husband
>>63075628
w-what
>Brandon Freezer
Isn't that dude dead?
>>63075575
Fuckin thought that was Justin Trudeau
>>63075575
fraser is even younger than cruise
this must be so painful for him
>>63075619
You kidding, m8? People will definitely go watch it if he says yes.
>>63075575
some body onec told me the kek was kek kek kek my kek up
im not the tool shed
>>63075575
One of the last great movie stars remaing? I'll see it.
>>63075782
>/tv/ - Television & Film
Everyone remembered to send Brendan birthday cards this year right?
RIP
I wont scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you.
>>63075995
fixed
brendan
pls
>The Mummy
>An Anicient Evil Curse
>Just Fuck My Shit Up
>Tom Cruise's career
all the pieces of the puzzle
>>63075795
>tfw Brendan is younger than Tom
poor frasier
>>63075619
that would be this film
This is honestly making me cry. He was a mega-star at one point. It's so unfar.
>>63075795
meh, he's just another generic white male
>4chan tries weakly to save frasier's career
>makes a gay meme
>clings to gay meme
>it kills his career
JUST is actually worse than SJW's.
he can't keep getting away with this!
JUST
U
S
T
FUCKING END IT
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
TIE THE ROPE
TAKE THE JUMP
JUST END ALL OF THE PAIN AND SUFFERING
>>63076657
But it's so funny
>>63076692
>THIS THING ISN'T WHAT IT WAS
>funny
Not even Reddit.
>>63076692
>>63076657
>frasier
>>63076714
tossed salad and scrambled eggs
>>63076705
>reddit getting mad
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>63076761
Why would Reddit get mad about 4chan's micropenis of memes?
>>63075575
I'd pirate and watch it and enjoy it probably. There's like little to no TC movies I've not liked.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>63076786
hothead detected
>>63076657
>>4chan tries weakly to save frasier's career
this never happened
he was an awful actor and his alimony is hilarious
>>63076823
You don't need to try this hard.
>>63075782
lel someone pls post it
did brenden really run out of money?
>>63076779
THIS IS MY FORK
>>63075575
perfect fit.
brendan is old. tom is still young.
>>63075642
I went on the Mummy ride in Universal studios and couldn't stop laughing at the end.
>>63075619
lmao you literally cannot bruise the cruise, it just can't be done
First Memento is getting remade now they're "rebooting" The Mummy ...1999 gettin' raided son.
>>63075628
a TV on his forehead?
>>63076786
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>63076963
>couldn't stop laughing at the end.
why?
>>63077072
>>63076434
Is that Pamperchu on the left? Is he dead yet?
>>63077118
BECAUSE MUH COFFEE!
>Brendan Fraser actually got replaced by an OLDER actor
New levels of JUST
Maybe they'll let Fraser play Cruise's dad.
SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD ME
TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR
WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK
FROM MY KEK SHED
WELL, THE BILLS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
ACCOUNT'S OVERDRAWN, THINKING OF RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO SWALLOW A GUN
YOUR SHIT GETS FUCKED, YOUR CAREER IS DONE
Do you all want to see Brendan make a comeback or are you just meming?
Because I definitely do.
>>63077118
https://youtu.be/lRoHmzqY6Ww?t=2m37s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ig-RShZ6m4
>>63077265
people older than 10 pay for this
>>63075575
>>63077177
No to both questions,sadly.
Would be cool if they take the tone from Boris Karloff's The Mummy, more psychological/horror than the action/adventure of the Fraser remake.
>>63077478
>doesn't like rollercoasters
those are the cool parts of the ride desu
>>63077511
They are trying to start a cinematic universe in vein of Marvel with all their monster movie properties so I doubt it.
>>63077545
sorry desu I JUST need my cup of coffe
>>63075628
Jesus these just keep gettingbetter and better
>>63077072
Beastly keks, holy shit
BASED TOM CRUISE
WE ONLY NEED TOM CRUISE
NO OTHER ACTORS REQUIRED
PEOPLE WILL FORGET THE ORIGINAL MUMMY MOVIES EVERYONE EXISTED
BASED TOM
Looks like somebody is on the WRONG SIDE OF THE CASH FLOW
>>63075575
Fraser should play the mummy, he's the living dead afterall
>>63077784
Rude tbf
Let's be serious here. Brendan is here to play Imhotep and he has been method acting to such a level that his body is becoming the undead.
>Alex kurtzman
>mummy remake
I'm triggered
JUST
FUCK
>>63077571
That could be pretty fun, IF they kept Fraser.
MY
LIFE
Maybe Fraser could do a cameo as a piece of driftwood
The Mummy from the 30's.
Not the 99-00's version.
>niggers are this stupid
>>63076868
THIS IS MY SLICER FORK!
>>63078251
Fuck lmao
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE!
ALIMONY!
HAIR RECEDING!
DON'T GIVE A KEK ABOUT MY WALLET BLEEDING!
>>63077222
now post the rest of the verses
>>63077784
Why wouldn't they just cast Chris Pratt?
He's pretty much this decade's Brendan Fraser
He's already got Mission Impossible and Jack Reacher on his plate. Does Cruise really have enough free time to be in another franchise?
>>63079154
I would probably say yes. MI no longer appeals to me but JR does.
>>63075628
Jesus fuck what have we done?! RF.gvnb b
JUST
>>63080100
be sure to let him know your preference so he can plan accordingly
we should start a support hashtag for Brendan
#NoBrendanNoMummy
>>63081509
#NOBRENDANNOMUMMY
WE CAN STILL UNFUCK HIS SHIT
WE CAN DO IT
>>63075628
Holy crap, just look at this shit. It's been passed from anon to anon and everyone added a little something. This is /tv/'s baby.
>>63075575
What's next? Tom Cruise in George Of The Jungle reboot?!
There is absolutely nothing Brendan Frasier can do that anybody else can't.
Fuck, if you replace him with John Cusack, hardly anyone can tell the difference. If you ask me, Tom Cruise is a huge step up.
They never fucking cast the same guy who played the main character from the original movie as the main character in the reboot. Never. You guys are complaining about nothing.
>>63081971
John Cusack is a tool. He is bland and devoid of a passion for acting. Brendan can act fucking circles around him.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HIM! GIVE HIM A COMEBACK ROLE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT STEPHEN SOMMERS!
>>63081787
>/tv/'s baby
And this is why homosex shouldn't raise kids
> 2015
> making an adventure horror movie set in modern day Egypt
also
> Alex Kurtzman
>>63082721
I don't know, Islam is pretty scary, just imagine
>ISIS Mummies vs Tom Cruise
I'd watch it.
>>63081808
Or Airheads. Tom Cruise as a metalhead...
>>63075575
Why a reboot, why not an original movie about a mummy
>>63075628
these edits are getting wierd t b h f a m
>>63075575
Then again the production and Tom denied his involvement in the reboot.
There's still hope, Brendan.
>>63075708
Nah Justin Trudeau looks like Lee Pace, not Tom Cruise
>>63077697
>>63077793
>>63077835
>>63077866
>>63077896
>>63077929
>someone created this
