What's /tv/ opinion on Lifetime movies?
>>63075275
> All Men Are Sadistic Rapists: The Channel
>>63075275
there's not a single user on this site that is the target audience for those movies
>>63076130
however i am the target audience for those careers
>>63076130
>he doesn't jerk off to romantic movies for middle-aged women
How is this even possible?
Chasing Papi is GOAT flick
the teen pregnancy ones usually have something fap worthy
Back in my drinking days I'd watch Lifetime the morning after when my brain cells were sizzling. Good hangover viewing. No One Would Tell is the only one I really remember. Kevin Arnold beats the shit out of the chick from Full house is the entire plot.
This is literally every lifetime movie
>happy family
>someone lies and cheats
>a male gets killed
>detective gets involved
>two bitches go at it
>one bitch kills the other bitch
>detective clears the house
>movie ends with happy family having a picnic
Capeshit for women.
i remember watching one where a guy ended up being a serial killer and kept women's bodies at the bottom of the ocean with weights
pretty creepy
I also remember watching one where the son had a porn addiction and used his mom's credit card to buy porn
I wanna see that one again
also what are lifetime movies with good sex scenes?
>>63077877
>a guy ended up being a serial killer and kept women's bodies at the bottom of the ocean with weights
Cabin By the Lake. Judd Nelson. Wasn't bad for a TV movie.
By and large, Lifetime produces shows that I call "Sleaze for Women", the same caliber as Sleaze for Men with none of the guilt, and just as brainless. In fact, I'm surprised LMN doesn't have this movie in constant rotation. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.
I saw part of a lifetime movie where a married woman meets with an old boyfriend from high school and afterwards she keeps getting stalked and like her dog gets poisoned. I think the person chases her with a crossbow?
Has anyone seen this? I'm just curious if anyone has because I assumed the crazy stalker was actually her friend who had told her that he was always a sleezball, but I think she was some psycho stalker bitch. Didn't get to stick around and see the end
>>63077863
thats james bond flicks
