>go to strip club
>get literally keked out of your money with nothing to show for it but a hard dick

>rent a prostitute
>make her strip for you, then suck you off

lol yes
I can provide tips (advice) if wanted.

Strip clubs are trash. You may as well go the full mile and hire a hooker if you're bothering with a strip club.

>>63074282
Exactly. You can't even jerk off, so what's the point?

>>63074242
Strip clubs aren't glamorous and the chicks aren't even hot usually. Be prepared for a lot of shitskins from third world countries who have never even seen a naked woman before, too, completely mesmerized by the 6/10 grinding her c-section scar up and down a sweat covered pole.

>>63074424
True story. When I had two chicks to do a show for me, they never heard each other.
Four months later, they're currently BFFs.

>>63074242
Why go to a restaurant where you can't eat the food you order?

They are worth it if you're like a rapper or something and can throw money around the place and live like a king. other than that no

>>63074242
Strip clubs are generally seedy shitholes, dont bother unless youre absurdly rich and can afford to go to a good one