ITT poorly describe movies and others guess what they are
>successful guy has to deal with a guy who looks exactly like another guy and it's kinda confusing tbqh
>animals
>moon
>wtf
>>63071149
American Psycho
>>63071256
2001
>>63071149
>edgy bitch
>cold
>anal rape
>Guy strikes it rich
>Ends up killing a few people who got in his way
>Winds up rich and alone
>>63071149
Obviously Prestige
>a guy dresses like a girl and pretends to be his own wife when caught
>>63071149
>dystopian
>radiation
>LIETSGETITSTATIED
An enterprising lecher falls in love with a dog and at the end everyone is covered in white substance.
>>63071869
filth?
>>63071869
that one King of the Hill episode
>>63071863
batman?
>Mysterious message
>Leads to world-saving adventure
>Turns out message was from future self
>>63071149
Enemy, derp.
My turn.
> gay british man makes friends with sand niggers to feed his ego
>>63071915
Not wrong, but not what I had in mind
>>63071863
citzen kane
>>63071925
Interstellar lol
> some teenage lesbians get together and fuck nonstop until they break up over something stupid
>>63071863
There Will Be Blood
>>63071863
there will be blood?
>>63071863
There Will Be Blood
>>63071925
I know the answer, and just don't want to say it
why, my peenus weenus of course :)
haha! :D
its my weeeeeeenus penus! :) hahah
hahaha!
>>63071905
nope
blonde asshole and his squad do china
>be a young man
>get a sweet car
>arrives way too early
>almost messed up his whole life
>>63071974
>>63071980
>>63071984
Oh shit, ya
>a bouncer gets bullied by a few assholes and eventually he crashes a car fucks an old guy up
>>63071974
>>63071984
>>63071980
He only killed Dano, and not for getting into his way.
And he didnt end up alone
> Retarded manchild
> Inheritance
>drives
>changes car
>drives again
>does speed, makes a bet
>keeps on driving
>fuck the po-po attitude
>naked bitch on a bike
>turns down her offer to fug
>does more speed
>does more driving
>dies
depressed in japan
>>63072058
He also killed his fake half-brother, as well as the men who were killed in his wells and he didn't really care about.
And he definitely did end up alone, because all he wanted was a family and he didn't end up with one.
>>63072079
bat-man
>Chick puts message in can
>Bad guys claim it's not the can they're looking for
>It was...
>>63072119
Nope, keep trying.
>>63072096
lost inthose perfect jewbies[/spoler]
>>63072139
the hangover trilogy then
>>63072096
Lost in Translation
or Ikiru if you wanna get really broad with it
>>63071149
Fight club?
>>63072116
>He also killed his fake half-brother, as well as the men who were killed in his wells and he didn't really care about.
Okay, forgot about this one
>And he definitely did end up alone, because all he wanted was a family and he didn't end up with one.
He had a line about "making so much money that he wont need to interact with humans anymore"
I thought that he was simply a psychopath
So there's this guy who thinks he's having a dream but it turns out it wasn't a dream, it was himself from the future.
>its a movie about a movie thats never been made
>>63072079
Being There
god-tier film btw
> life is a state of mind
>>63072232
Lost in La Mancha
dudes gf and other bitch saves the day (there's other bitch too but she's fat and ugly)
>>63072213
>Psychopath
Fair enough, I never considered that he was ok ending up alone. Nevertheless, his son did leave to Mexico, leaving him without the only thing he ever cared about (family)
film is in reverse
>>63072232
Jodorowsky's Dune, decent doc.
Or you could stretch it to Inland Empire.
>>63072268
>>63072247
Jodorowsky is what I had in mind
>everything is a lie!
>picasso
>>63071852
Girl with a dragon tattoo
>>63071974
>>63071980
>>63071984
This is also the answer to this
>>63071149
It took me a while to figure out Mr. Classic was two characters
>>63072124
A New Hope
>>63072079
please don't be rainman
>>63071900
ghostbusters?
>guy investigates cia experiments
>they weren't for real
>lol wait actually they were
>>63072018
Back to the future
>guy dies
>new guy is problematic
>doesn't stop being problematic
man drives quickly through desert and has existential crisis along the way before killing himself
>>63072421
Lost highway
>>63072421
The machinist
>Man says he will kill a priest
>Proceeds to kill a priest
>man tries to undo his past sins
>>63072260
Doubt that he cared for his foster son, he used him mainly to manipulate other people (I'm a family man , etc.).
>>63072404
Bingo
>>63072450
>>63072451
keep trying
>>63072119
>>63072184
>>63072244
>>63072357
The Comedy
>famous scientist is actually kind of a dick
>>63072464
Calvary or In Bruges
>>63072555
Cosmos
Girl loose her legs and starts dating a bouncer.
literally reddit: the film
>>63072481
The sins never die fà m
>>63072566
You are number one
>>63072612
Pulp Fiction
>>63072266
Memento?
>>63072481
Seven Pounds?
>>63072079
Billy Madison
>johnny depp plays an eccentric character
>it's directed by tim burton
>>63072668
Pinatas of the Carob bean
>>63072668
We need to be able to narrow it down to one movie m8
>>63072668
Any post 90s Burton movie
A clown and a hillbilly die
Lynyrd Skynyrd plays
>>63072668
Lenny Swordsfists
>>63072724
pretty sure that's starcraft 2 fám
>WOAH DRUUUUGS
>oops dead
>sex
>pretty colors
>sex
>pretty lights
>>63072712
>>63072718
>>63072720
>>63072737
not even close tbqh
>Anime characters each with an emotion based personality type guide a little girls actions after moving to a shithole
>squatjogs
>>63072826
toy story
>>63072826
Inside Out
>kid disappears
>pretty sure this black guy took it
>nope, people were just trying to frame it
>actually, this other old black guy too it
>>63072826
Outside In
>camera guy is a total dick
>unoriginal bond parody
>>63072826
American History X
>>63072865
Cloverfield
Do you people know more films besides the usual memes? The most ignorant board.
>>63072889
lmao this or blair witch
>>63072884
Austin Powers
OSS 117
It turns out the guy he met in prison actually dindu nuffin
>>63072884
Spectre
>>63071925
Prince of Darkness
>>63072906
>>63072889
wrong
>>63072911
none of these
>>63072914
kek
>>63072912
the shawshank redemption :^)
>>63071967
Blue is the warmest color
>>63072884
Man from Uncle
>Guy knocks up side piece
>Loses girl of his dreams
>Spends entire time crying about losing her
>>63072797
Enter the Void
>>63072946
Nope
>tom cruise is a rich guy and kind of a dick
>>63072865
anal lick fest
>>63071900
Ghostbusters
>>63071930
Lawrence of Arabia
>>63072086
Vanishing Point
>>63072124
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. THX Special Edition in Blue Ray
>>63072884
Codename Uncle or Kingsman.
>It was my temporary jealous step brother
>sci fi
>humans are the good guys but not really
>parasites and doubles
>Fat guy kills his gf
>the 80's
>his friends find out and react in different ways
>>63073011
dude chav lmao is correct
>>63073050
The Matrix
>>63072997
Oblivion
>>63073073
nop
>>63073050
District 9?
>>63073050
starship troopers
>guy studies magicians
>it was actually magic
>>63073106
yup
>>63072865
Nightcrawler
>>63073152
correct
>>63073131
That edward norton movie, where they end up leaving
or something idk
>lazy superhero
>meets superhero girl trying to be normal
>convoluted nonsense that turns a decent movie premise to shit
>>63073131
the one with Michael Caine? Can't remember the name
>rv
>old guy
>water bed
He fucked himself
>>63073205
it isn't the illusionist
>>63073223
not the prestige either desu senpai
Man/woman fucks him/herself as he travels through time
>>63073213
hancock
>you're a big guy
>mask
>airplane
>tom hardy as bane Christian bale as batman
>Paris
>cat woman
>>63072079
Foxcatcher?
>cool music at night
Johnny Depp intentionally tries to be even more unintelligible for roughly two hours
>>63073255
>not the prestige either desu senpai
Not talking about the Prestige, I think there was another one. Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong actor, too. Fuck, I'll do some research.
>>63073253
>>63073262
Predestination
>big blue dick
>holy sex
>last laugh
>>63073262
It's also: >>63073253
But you made it too obvious
>>63073287
Man of Steel 2: The Reckoning
>>63073321
It can be (almost) any of his movies but I'm going to guess Pirates of the Caribbean
>>63072079
The Comedy
>>63072952
Californication
memes
>>63071149
That one simpsons episode
>>63071869
That one simpsons episode
>>63071925
That one simpsons episode
Etc
>>63073321
Big Black Mass
>>63073373
in this one he's (in my opinion) even more unintelligible
>>63072385
Jacob's ladder?
>>63071149
Enemy
>>63073406
It's not Mortdecai is it
>>63073347
Watchmen; holy sex is Hallelujah, Big Blue Dick got the last laugh on Veidt
>fitness
>infidelity
>mistaken conspiracy
>>63073381
no
i doubt anyone will get it right
>guy with autism
>hates when people try to hang out with their friends (probably because he himself doesn't have any)
>mocks people for looking different ( eg shorter, etc)
>ends up dying in a plane crash
>>63072997
Rain Man
Jerry Maguire
Reacher
>>63073447
Correct
>former superhero
>no cuts
>guy with hat and cancer
>movie is him losing his mind
>beautiful stars
>transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
>antagonist has a different point of view
>his master stands above him
>oooooaaaaeeeeerrrrrrrgggghhhhhheeegggghhhhh
>local brother ruins everything
>>63073482
Birdman
>>63073524
Synecdoche NY
>>63073421
pretty sure they weren't for real in jacob's ladder doe
>>63073439
fuck I hadn't even thought about mortdecai
i was actually going for his equally accurate and unintelligible attempt at sounding like hunter s thompson, but mortdecai actually fits the bill a lot better
>>63073552
Synecdoche NY is a great guess but it's not correct :(
>>63073538
Coraline
>>63073577
Nobody thinks about Mortdecai :^)
>>63073551
Mr phelps and the peacadoui
>>63073629
Are you #MadatMort?
>>63073538
>Wizard of Oz
>>63073655
CORRECT
>>63073538
Wizard of Facebook Forwards from Grandma
>leslie nielsen framed for murder
>Tom Hank gets extremely loud and incredibly close
>>63073629
it actually wasn't that bad
>>63073524
would've guessed Breaking Bad from the first two hints.
>>63073697
To each his own
For me it was the only movie I physically could not finish. I had to leave the theater in the second act
>>63073456
>Planecrasher (1988)
>The Hired Guns (2000)
>They Are Not My Friends (1989)
>Big (2013)
>The Mysterious Agent C (1954)
>Du Får Inte ta Med Vänner (1979)
>>63073728
>he paid for mortdecai
did you not watch the trailer for that shitfest
>orange and blue
>angry man
>title character gets supporting role
>a fucking dance off
>>63073702
That's a good guess too
Here's another hint: It'sanimated
>>63073774
Fury Road?
>>63073774
Mad Max
>>63073778
Reddit: The Movie
>Capote ripoff with This Is The End actors
>>63073757
I have always found Johnny Depp's career fascinating
The man switches from iconic roles to shitty soon-to-be-forgotten roles like nobody's business
>>63071869
Filth
>>63073549
>>his master stands above him
>crazy music teacher
>not actually about music
>>63073841
Redditlash
>>63072018
American Graffiti?
>>63073818
i'm pretty sure his bad movies go hand in hand with his bouts of depression and drinking and/or intentionally being tax write-offs
>Killin' Nazis
>actually a statement on the way we remember history
A scientist is transported to another dimension/universe after getting literally cuked.
>>63073892
Inglorious Basterds
>>63073877
Are his bad movies a result of his hard drinking and depression or is his hard drinking and depression a result of his bad movies?
A talented nigger eventually has sex with a white chick.
>>63073944
Star Wars The Force Awakens
>Big Willy Styles is all alone
>Alt ending was better
>a group of friends have a fallout
>meet up after the death of one of them
>one of them has his own agenda
>by the end of the movie all but one more or less agrees with him for the greater good
>Vietnam funking shits
>>63073966
Deer Hunter
>>63073918
pretty sure it goes both way during the bad periods
the man is currently fridge-shaped unless i've missed something, can't help his current movie prospects
>crazy jap chick finds VHS
>dies in the end
>bye Bunzo
>depressed comedian
>what and why jokes
>>63074059
That Neil Hamburger movie
>>63074024
Kumiko the treasure hunter
>>63074085
Entertainment
>why, my peenus weenus of course :)
>haha! :D
>its my weeeeeeenus penus! :) hahah
>hahaha!
>>63074192
Casablanca or Citizen Kane
>>63074192
Back to /v/
>>63073912
Anyone?
>Orphan lives with aunt and uncle
>Orphan finds out about family's powers
>Orphan goes on a journey to save the new world he just found out about because only he can do it
>Orphan's friends save his ass multiple times
>Orphan saves the world
>Everyone loves the movie
>Lots of money spent on merchandise
>guy always wanted to hang out with the cool kids
>the cool kids were weirdos who killed people. one of them didn't even have a phone
>people end up dying
>guy goes to prison but it's no biggie
>guy betrays wife and friends to do drugs
>black helicopter
>i'm an average nobody
> man spends all of his time working hard
> twist of fate lands him in unfamiliar surroundings
> finds there's more to life than work
>>63074839
harry potter senpai, too easy
>some kids go to school
>one of them is too afraid of classes, so 2 other kids get transferred
>they're ballers af in the new school which is actually a gay conversion camp and have hard ons for the other kids they supposedly hate
>male teachers sexually harrass male students
>one kid dies, the other bangs his fem teacher and saves the free world
>fuck yeah i love this movie
>>63074885
> Now go home and get ya fuckin shinebox
>>63073055
the phantom game
>>63072385
Men who stare at goats
W-why aren't you spending time with your family?
>>63072338
well done
Captain of JUSTice league meets sexy genie.
>>63075939
Bedazzled
> Vigilante begins a relationship with a handsome circus performer
>>63072079
Mr. Deeds
>Bible
>midevil ass
>feet
>>63074988
The Family Man
>>63072997
Tropic Thunder
>>63073406
fear and loathing in las vegas
>>63074885
>What? Funny how? Am I a fucking clown? Do I amuse you?
>>63072079
could literally be hundreds of movies
but this one is mr. deeds
>Some Guy; he didn't really know himself.
>>63072888
Kek
>it wasn't his dead daughter at all, it was a little old lady who kills him at the end - he might have been dead the whole time
>Main character was only there to help get revenge for her coworker, and she only gets shot at by "friendlies"
>>63074839
Star Wars
>>63076911
Nailed it
>Daryl Dixon gets killed by a nigger
>Guy hates town
>Leaves with master level wisdom
>>63077467
boondock saints
>>63077137
Don't Look Now
> An infectious virus will end the world and only one man in an afghan scarf can be relied upon to figure out the cure
>>63077615
world war z
>>63071149
OP here. Gonna revamp my original, it was purposely misleading, maybe too much so
>Guy builds up business
>Deals with le fake religion man who looks like another guy, dumb plebs don't realize it's not the same guy
>>63073447
Burn After Reading?
>MC falls in love with female
>dies
>>63076852
Pulp Fiction
>>63073314
Drive
>>63073447
American Beauty
>>63078357
American Beauty
>>63073815
The Sound and the Fury
>>63073780
Mary and Max
>>63073963
I am legend
>>63073866
4chan?
>lonely man
>saxaphone music
>gets guns
>>63072421
>>63072515
birdman
>>63079329
Taxi Driver
>Fag ends up pissing off liberals and conservatives.
>>63071992
i like dis meme
