ITT: Post characters that are literally you
For me it's Lorne Malvo. Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
>>63070338
But with terrible taste in hairstyles.
For me it's Mike Milligan.
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
For me it's Hanzee
Short, angry, and with no gf
For me it's Jerry Lundegaard.
JUST
>>63070338
For me it's CIA.
A little guy.
>>63070338
Aces
Peter Quill AKA Star-Lord
If we knew each other I'm sure we would be best friends because our personalities are so alike. He is laidback, funny and charimsatic.
>>63070338
I await the day when someone who had an actor play them in a movie post in one of these threads and say
"so and so because that is actually me",
Sally Draper from Mad Men
For me it's Ivan Ooze.
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked work ethic for selling ooze.
>>63070338
>my siblings are successful
>im always compared to them constantly and held to their standard
>anything short of that and im considered an underachiever
>my parents try to defend me, and say they support me, but deep down I know I disappoint them
only difference is im not as happy go luck and I hate all of them
>king of the breakfast
because I'm an alcoholic, a patriot and a poet. also I make god tier european breakfast.
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It's hard to say whether I identify more with Rust or Hannibal. Like both men I feel a great alienation from the world, and like Rust I feel most people do not understand me and I have a highly bleak and nihilist worldview. However, I do share Hannibal's appreciation for the fine arts and the ability to psychologically deconstruct all those around me. I don't believe Rust really has that skill. Also like both men, I am thoroughly trained in a variety of martial arts and I can hold my own in a large scale fight. Perhaps you could say I am the perfect balance of the two.
>>63073428
You da real alien pea, scorp.
Because I am.
For me it's the Key & Peel F.B.I. agents from the show fargo.
>>63073916
don't you have a cunny thread to start Elijah?
>>63070338
literally me
>>63073990
so you're a weaselly sociopath?
Me and why Im on 4chan
>>63073035
So your parents try to defend and support you (i.e. they don't berate you) for not being "successful," but you hate them anyway? Sounds like you just hate yourself bro, and you don't like the idea that they don't hate you too.
1. Stop blaming your family for not being as miserable as you.
2. Stop comparing your own successes to those of your siblings. It doesn't fucking matter if you haven't made it like they have yet, you should be happy for them.
3. Just be yourself. Enough with the self pity.
>>63073428
me in the center
focused, autistic, and a highly skilled operator
me on the right
Uhhhh... Uh-huh-uh-huh-huh, huh huh huh, huh-huh... Yeah.
I've known I was a loser for a very long time.
>>63070338
Add 1"
I rock a rat-tail and my power level is also a five
>>63070338
i'm probably an autistic ver. malvo
>>63075974
You seem like a funny guy.
>>63073264
You mean Walter Jr.?
For me it's Dr Michael. Affable, good listener and likes a cheeky thumb in the bum.
>>63071756
it always pisses me off how americans forgot how to pronounce gaard
it's a double aa which means å which is pronounced like "gord" sort of
>>63076421
Bet you're fun at parties
literally me
