>Luke, did you know that your father killed 40 younglings with this lightsaber? He was a good friend
Luke, did I ever tell you about those droids? They witnessed everything you ever need to know.
>>63066244
>what are younglings?
>This was your father's lightsaber. I snagged it off the ground while he was burning alive and swearing his hatred for me after I horrifically maimed him.
>I will avenge you Obi Wan!
>>63066292
the star wars movies were really shit
>>63066244
Episode 1-3 reboot when??
>Luke, here's a weapon that you've gotten no training in how to handle or how to operate
>Tilt it wrong when you turn it on or just waggle it incorrectly, and it will maim you at best, kill you at worst
>I'm a good friend
>>63067616
he knows that Luke has dem midichlorians family
>>63066244
>Obi-Wan, I've been wondering, what are midichlorians?
>From his point of view the Jedi were evil
>He was lost
>>63067616
I always thought there was something not right about that Kenobi chap. Never trust an old man you find hiding in a cave in the hills whose body disappears immediately after dying.
