Pitch National Treasure 3, /tv/.
>>63063464
the treasure is actually the american dream
>>63063464
The treasure is the national debt.
The treasure is A VAMPIRE
i wish they made one though, the first one was great. very comfy to watch on a rainy day
>>63063602
this
turns out Nic Cage is just a figment of the imagination of a syrian refugee boy anxiously waiting to see if he'll get past border control.
the syrian refugee is played by benedict cumberbatch
[spooilers]8 oscars[/spoilers]
>>63063662
>>63063602
this
turns out Nic Cage is just a figment of the imagination of a syrian refugee pan-sexual trans anxiously waiting to see if he'll get past border control.
the syrian refugee is played by benedict cumberbatch
[spooilers]11 oscars[/spoilers]
>Benny G has to use a new machine that let's him relive the memories of his ancestor in order to find out where the Freemasons hid the real treasure, a piece of Eden
>>63063662
>>63063693
plot twist
turns out the syrian refugee boy is just another one of nicolas cage's crazy-fueled deranged fantasies he has while anxiously waiting to hear if he'll win yet another oscar for his latest movie
[spangler]1 razzie[/spyro]
>>63063464
National Treasure is the most fun I have had with non-LOTR adventure movie.
Indy was boring in comparison.
I've seen both of them atleast 30 times each and I still crony get tired of it
They're not GOAT, but they're comfy as fuck
>>63063464
I'm still surprised at how enjoyable this and the sequel are. Maybe I'll watch it tonight.
>>63063464
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
The treasure hunt is centered around Native Americans and the lost Roanoke Colony. Backdrop: the President of the last movie hired Cage to do secret shit since NT2 ended but has now served his term. Now, a new President has been elected and the movie starts a year or two after Cage's shitty division has been shut down.
>We appreciate what you did for your country, but in this day and age, treasure hunters are a misuse of taxpayer funds.
Riley gets some comfy government job. Abigail leaves Washington and is now doing archivist work in some small museum on Roanoke Island. She finds some historical important shit and tries to get in touch with Cage. She can't find him and contacts Riley. Riley eventually finds him, and Abigail explains all the shit she's found and the possibility of treasure somewhere.
Riley doesn't want to leave his job; and, whatever the fuck it is, Cage is too old for this shit and needs some help (he's been drinking for the past 3 years in Russia, mumbling something about nuking the United States of America). The only treasure hunter as good as Cage is Sean Fucking Bean (who is still in prison for the shit he did in the first movie) and they have to break him out in order to start the treasure hunt.
replace nic cage with brendan fraser
that's all I got
Bring back Sean Bean and actually kill him this time
>>63063464
Years ago I had a dream that was National Treasure 3 and it was totally awesome. I'm the luckiest man on Earth.
WHAT WAS ON THE PAGE?!?!
I dont why I enjoy movies like this so much
>>63063464
Nic Cage digging for Freemason treasuresON THE MOON
>>63063464
Nick Cage is informed that Christopher Columbus once uncovered an ancient native-american artifact that unleashed a curse on all his people or something but also did something hugely beneficial for all of them.
He realized the danger and hid it away in a secret burial ground dungeon in Maine or Massachusetts or New York or something, but left clues behind in case he ever needed to use it again.
Many US Presidents including Teddy Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, LBJ, FDR, Nixon, and a few others have ventured into the depths of the dungeon to retrieve it to help in various conflicts throughout history with varying (and unknown) degrees of success.
Nick Cage knows someone is after it and the only person who knows more about it than he does is Sean Bean, who he has to break out of prison in the first act.
I'd watch it
>>63066521
I spent like 3 minutes writing this up somebody better at least tell me it's shit
>>63066521
>curse
I'm not sure about a supernatural element, unless it's just a myth—otherwise it's just a modern Pirates of the Caribbean. But I like the Christopher Columbus idea; and a Native American artifact really seem like the best way to go as far as the historical slant. Plus, bringing Bean back is a no brainer, like >>63064656 and >>63064778 said.
>>63066877
3 whole minutes? oh man.. too bad nobody will read it
>>63063464
>Ku Klux Klan was a government front
>guns have been around since 109BC locked away under strict orders of the order
>turns out it wasn't even aliens
>>63067097
You're probably right about the curse being a real thing, that's more of an Indiana Jones type deal. I like the idea of breaking shawn bawn outta prison though
Nic Cage discovers the secret of the country that Abraham Lincoln was actually the first black president
Diane Kruger gets culturally enriched twice by the descendants of Lincoln in Detroit
>>63063464
the president (after the second movie) wants cage to find the real area 51 (since the aliens landed, the gov has been moving the base every few months - the aliens/tech), but after so many years and some power hungry general and his followers, the base is gone.
riley now works for the CIA close to harvey.
abigal works with the president.
cage has to work off the books (but is helped via info from rile and abigal), but the US can't be involved in knowing that a general has advance tech and has been using it to take out american enemies (shown by news clips/unexplained sightings/mysterious assasinations)
cage needs help (i liked the idea another poster posted up), and wants Sean Bean and his crew. in service to help, they will get pardoned.
cage and bean inform the gov that the general and his followers (they create a cult around the aliens) were trying to protect america.
scenes go from an oil rig, to high tech building, to finally some remote area (maybe a rundown warehouse in a city)
it is then shown that atlantis was an actual ship that was lost thousands of years ago that the natives uncovered it and used/turned it into a city, and later used by the humans to leave (or destroyed by the humans), and that the scout ship that was downed was actually looking for it.
The president is happy they find the tech/base but can't release the information to the public (something that riley hates, but comes to understand why). cage and bean are also happy that it has to be that way, but are worried that one day the aliens will return to find out what happened to their people.
ends with abigal, riley, cage, bean looking up into the sky, with cage saying that sometimes treasures aren't meant to be found, but the meaning behind hiding the treasure is what's really important.
>>63068615
I really hope this was meant to make me laugh because it did.
>>63064656
I'm hooked
What was on page 47, /tv/?
>>63069067
Cluckhold porn
>>63069282
>Cluckhold porn
what the fuck is that, getting keked by a chicken?
National Treasure 3: Armstorng's gold
they fly to the moon to find some more clues.
>>63069067
Who was actually on the flight plan
