If you fuck a hologram in the holodeck and cum inside, does that mean that once the program ends the cum falls on the floor or does the computer clean up automatically?
>>63062243
Asking the real questions
It's disassembled at the molecular level and used to power the replicators.
If you were on the enterprise, you could be eating or drinking someone's repurposed spunk and not even know it.
I.. smell, fuck a hologram
>>63062481
So what? You eat dinosaur shit atoms all the time.
>>63062243
I'm pretty sure the Federation considers all life precious and would naturally consider it to begin at conception. Therefore your jizz would be collected and then inseminated into an appropriate egg (these would be readily available because fatties and uggos of the future would no longer be privy to pity fucks by even the most desperate of men because of holodecks) and after the 9 month incubation period you would be delivered a brand new healthy baby. Congratulations!
>>63062768
That's honestly not as bad as Barclay's jizz to be perfectly honest.
>>63062243
I would creampie so many birches, I wish holodecks were real
in early development the cum fell on the floor but in rev 0.9 the devs added the jizzmopper.exe routine
>>63062243
>computer clean up automatically
The holodeck has an autocleaning system.
>excited to join Star Fleet
>don't score very high on the tests
>get assigned to ship as holodeck janitor
>literally spend all day wiping various alien bodily fluids off the walls after each degenerate pervert alien fulfills their most disgusting fantasies
>thank the borg when you're finally assimilated
>be born in perfect post scarcity society
>ring up your local engineering institute
>order installation of one replicator into your home for free
>order installation of one holosuite into your home for free
>just in case download medical holo program for free
>never step outside ever again
Would you?
Just as long as you don't do anything gay. They've got a cure for that in the 24th century. Also, it was one of the conditions of the treaty with the klingons: no faggotry
>>63065689
>spending the rest of your life with imaginary friends and fucking waifus all day
obviously
>>63062243
I think it's pretty clear that the computer cleans up.
I mean just think about how many people use the holodeck for excersize.
With transporter technology, it's so much easier to clean up their sweat than having some shmuck who studied science, command and/or engineering at Starfleet academy for years go in and scrub the floor too.
>>63065689
>free
>implying they wouldn't have you scrub their sonic toilets for ten years after installing your shit
>implying exchange of services no longer applies
>>63062481
so they all had eaten Jordy's come?
>>63067078
>Jordy
I will not fall for your bait, foul temptress!
>>63065768
Yeah, that's why you never see many open gays in the shows. Peace with the Klingons tenuously rests on no homo.
Why OP, that's Rom's job
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>>63062243
Don't be silly, they have a guy that wipes down the loads.
it keeps accumulating untill one day it kills tasha yar
>>63062481
If that's the case wouldn't the holodeck be extremely dangerous, since if it malfunctioned it could disassemble actual people?
>>63068373
You do realize that's actually the plot of a Star Trek Voyager episode, right?
Holodeck gets confused, thinks that the players of a Beowulf game are actually just holodeck characters, and disassembles them when the code calls for the character to die.
There technically is an alien entity interfering with the system, but it's the system itself that does all the disassembling, etcetera.
>>63068452
In addendum: You're basically criticising the entire transporter system, since that's the one that does this, wired into the holodecks.
By your claim that "this is dangerous, because it could malfunction", the transporter should be disassembled too, because it could malfunction, and randomly disassemble the bridge staff, or merge two people together. Or apart. Etc.
>>63068088
I lol'd
>>63068373
Doesn't that happen every time holodeck malfunctions? It's always "we can't force these doors open or bad shit happens".
>>63062243
>2015 + 355
>no Rumba
>>63068483
>it could malfunction, and randomly disassemble the bridge staff, or merge two people together.
Or a person and a fly.
>>63069301
Well whatever comes out of that is sure to be messed up. But you know what they say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
>>63062243
The real question is what happens if you fuck a hologram and program it to have eggs and an artificial womb?
Make the egg fertilised by real sperm and start dividing and leave it for 9 months in the holodeck until birth.
Is it a hologram or a real human? Can it leave the holodeck?
>>63070470
they're projections trapped in a force-field
most holodecks don't have the computing power necessary to render all the biological functions of a person
the one exception is the one on that planet that the old dude made to re-create all his dead people -- those holograms could fuck each other and produce offspring
>>63062772
But a significant portion of sperm are just as viable as the lucky one that gets through in natural reproduction, and thus would be just as precious. You would get about 10,000 healthy babies in 9 months, depending on the quality of your ejaculate.
>>63070767
The Doctor had children, real children on the doughnut planet where time flies.
>>63071330
They were obviously adopted, faggot.
>>63062243
This is actually a very good question Op !
>>63066151
>spending the rest of your life with imaginary Red Letter Media friends
This so much
>>63067078
Geordi's too beta to even fuck a hologram.
>>63073820
go back to reddit
>>63074305
RLM was a part of /tv/ before reddit or thumbler were even websites but I wouldn't expect our new crop of early 20 year olds to know that.
>>63065689
once society has replicators and holosuites it literally doesn't need anything else, just bigger replicators and bigger holosuites.
>>63062481
nah, it falls on the floor and then the holodeck jizz mopper has to come in to clean
>>63072047
No, he even boasted about having sex and kids to the Emergency Andy Dick programme.
>>63067337
I'LL CARRY YOU MR. ODO
>>63075854
>it's a Quark and Odo are friends, but both are too proud to admit it episode
>>63075309
That was an entirely different thing m8. Those were hologram kids from way before.One of them dies.
>>63066329
Fuck it, 10 years of labor so I can fuck anything and eat anything ad infinitum.
Sign me up.
>>63075854
How does a guy made of jelly break his leg? Fucking stupid show.
>>63076247
He's aliteral human with an ugly faceat that point.
