>Discount Eva Green
her face is tiny
>>63062105
DUDE CINEMA SINS LMAO
Deformed ugly nose. Who is she related to in Hollywood?
>discount reddit
>>63062105
She looks better than Eva
>>63062132
for you
why is her voice so familiar to me?
>>63062209
only if you have zero filters like an utter pleb
>>63062105
she looks like Rachael Dratch except not completely fucked up
>>63062187
Fucked nose. Fucked hairline. Hairy arms. Witch hands. Witch feet. Nice back tho.
>>63062105
Better looking Eva Green.
>>63062451
>Witch feet
They're called goblin claws.
BRAVO DISNEY
>>63062105
I want to get double-teamed by Ritter and Green :3
Her and Eva both gross but at least Ritter doesn't have fake titties
>>63062105
>OP
>Discount human being
>>63062726
why don't she just get new feet?
>>63062726
oh lord that is horrifying
>>63062726
she's a goddamn hobbit lol
also she made me hate her in that piece of crap dont trust the bitch series
>>63062979
>she's a goddamn hobbit lol
She's tall, though.
>>63062726
She's gross
>>63062105
>>63062105
>>63062105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia
That fucking retarded duckface she did while sleeping on her side was so revolting I had to stop watching, goddamn she looked like some worst of efukt reject.
>>63062105
No, Eva Green shows her boobs.
If any of you casuals had read the comic you would have realized by now that comic Jessica was fucken uglier...
i liked her on til death and breaking bad but what the fuck, she looks awful in this
>>63062105
Except sardonic apathetic jew is 10x more interesting than eva green, also has a better aesthetic.
>>63063157
>No, Eva Green has boobs.
ftfy senpai
>>63063218
>jew
/pol/ please go, someone post the Christmas at the Ritter house pic
>>63063239
/pol/ would say kike
>>63062105
>Charlie hunnam with 80% off sales
>>63062726
>all this lying
Would suck her toes.
>>63063060
>linking OP three times
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Fox
killgrave was too realistic
he shouldve been pure evil genius mindcontrol man and not borderline retarded stalker man
>>63063351
Let alone the fact that he wasn't bloody purple.
>>63063261
>he thinks /pol/ only uses kike
Sure buddy
>>63063261
Nigga are you retarded everyone says kike.
>>63063192
Well, no wonder Spider-man didn't want her even in his nerd years.
>>63063261
Kike is an extremely common slang for jewish, not even /pol/.
>>63063373
n-n-next page
They sure went straight for the BBC in this one, they even had a creepy bullprepper that lived with his sister.
This whole thing reeks of Bendis.
>>63063765
>>63063192
Explains the coal burning
>>63062105
Is Eva Greene even an actress? All I remember about Eva is spilling enough seamen to get a baby elephant pregnant to her
post her nudes
>>63062105
Will I like this if I liked Daredevil but hate things that pander to "strong, empowered feminists?"
>>63063998
No not really, this isn't in the same league as Daredevil.
David Tennant delivers a solid, rest of the show is subpar.
>>63063373
how can you not post the next page?
>>63063998
its not horrible, not as good as daredevil but perfectly watchable.
All this /pol/ shit is just memes.
>>63064129
Are you the same faggot on /co/ who shilled me into watching this shit?
>>63063998
I asked a question similar to this. 30 minutes in I was almost in tears how boring it was begging for a little action and then BAM! Big nigger ass in my face and a long drawn out missionary style violent fuck scene that led to absolutely nothing. Someone please explain to me why I should even finish the episode, let alone the series?
>>63062105
But Eva Green is a beautiful woman, unlike this hairy, flat-chested little creature!
>>63064403
if you got memed so hard by /pol/ then dont watch it i guess
>>63062224
Fuck off retard
COME HERE JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSICA
>>63064494
literally perfect
I will never understand why people just can't not like something and leave it at that. They always need to tell everybody they hate something and why they hate it.
>>63062105
Yeah but she doesn't smoke so she hasn't aged so quickly.
>>63062105
SEVERELY DISCOUNTED
BLACK FRIDAY GOING OF OUT BUSINESS LIQUIDATION SALE NO REFUNDS ALL SALES FINAL EVA GREEN
SHOW IS SHIT AND I INTENSELY DISLIKE THIS BITCH TO BE QUITE HONEST
>>63062105
I've never known what to make of her. I can't deny I find her attractive on some level, but offputting at the same time. All I know is Eva Green is definitely uglier, and if you mean Ritter is discount in terms of attractiveness, you should go take another look at Eva Green.
>>63062105
More like dollarstore. She doesn't have the sex appeal, crazy eyes or intensity of EG
(or the tits)
>>63065079
I think it's fine as long as they constructively criticize it and aren't just asshurt about it.
Put Eva and Ritter next to each other and you'll wonder what butch macho dude has married Eva Green
>>63063998
Daredevil has a good grimdark tone that will never deliver in terms of story. They should just make it a fight choreographer show.
Jessicajones is a abusive relationship/stalker rape metaphor. Action is shit. it's about same level as DD overall but meh it's only good for the villain.
>>63065361
How often is that?
>>63065490
Not often here.
>>63063317
>sucking OP's cock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
>Discount Matt Damon
>>63062476
she doesn't have Eva Green's spectacular tits though
>>63062979
>also she made me hate her in that piece of crap dont trust the bitch series
That series was great, fuck off feminist
>>63064467
>unironically using memed as a verb
Are you literally retarded?
>>63065930
>>63062476
Agreed.
How is Eva's pussy game?
>>63065930
Tits are overrated, in the year 2015 butts trump everything
>>63064403
This post is bait, but can someone honestly tell me anything about this show? So far I've heard nothing but bbc And memes.
>>63065539
nah dude that wasnt good
>>63065998
NIGROS GO
>>63065998
>being a grown ass man
Mah nigga. I ain't even black.
>>63062105
how dare you compare this web footed trolloc to eva green
>>63065979
also spectacular, watch the Dreamers. She's got a bush but there's a scene where you can see her nice plump lips. She has an innie.
>>63062333
but pleb is filtered for me
>>63066019
Go to /co/ there's a few threads there if you want actual discussion, instead of shitposting.
>>63065043
wow she looks so badass. i bet she could really beat people up in real life. such a stronk womyn. much role model.
>>63066132
Eva looks old & trashy tbqh faam
>>63065043
She's got the type of nose where I can't tell if the dark portion is a cavity or a clump of nose hair.
>>63066160
That looks like Steve Buscemi in drag
Eva Green is a beautiful woman
>>63062105
Discount Anne Hatheway t.b.h
>>63066073
>Go to /co/
Or you know, cut out the middle man and go directly to tumblr.
>>63066215
well memed, you fit right in
>>63062726
i would because im not low test
>>63066229
Nobody fits in on tumblr. That is the point of it.
>>63066019
it's basically bitchy private investigator on the run from mind controlling dude that's it
>>63066019
Its a comic book show which takes itself seriously.
You should know whether or not you are the kind of person who would like something like that.
>>63066302
fit in here retard
hope she plays the chick in girl with a dragon tattoo
>>63066428
Oh fit in on an anymous image board?
That is really hard.
you massive cunt nobody gives a shit about fitting in or impressing anyone.
Next thread we are not even going to recognize each other.
Even if you stay as retarded as you are now I would just assume it is another retard.
>>63063765
They threw in some references to that scene in the show's dialogue, was pretty kek.
>>63066492
w/e you say retard, didn't even bother reading that trash cause it's from a retard.
>>63066575
well memed, you fit right in
>>63066600
y-you too
>>63062105
John Ritter is rolling in his grave at his daughter's career choices.
>>63066434
SHE'S A FREE-AFTER-REBATE ROONEY MARA
THEY ALL HAVE THE SIMILAR DARK HAIR PALE SKIN LOOK, DIFFERENCE IS RITTER IS HIDEOUSLY UGLY LMAO
>>63066656
Sweet Christmas, m8.
>>63066682
They aren't related idiot
>>63062105
What happend /tv/ ?
4/5kg and an angry make up artist ?
>>63066656
Not sure why they even picked that guy he's dull af, he was also terrible in Halo too.
Should've casted TC
>>63066768
The black guy they cast already stole the show from the piss poor main character.
Terry Crews would be even worse.
>>63066180
In almost every picture including this one Eva looks like a pasty cave witch. Kristen looks like some kind of lanky half-elf but that's still preferable.
>>63066160
nigga, you need to see a doctor, because you're gay as fuck
>>63066656
Sweet Christmas
>>63066809
Meh idk yeah he was better then Ritter, but that isn't saying much, he was just bland.
There haven't been any movies/shows where I've seen a bad performance from Crews imo.
>>63066892
yeah I am saying Crews is too good for a show like that.
And he would steal the show even more.
>>63066722
Hnnng tfw no prime krysten gf
THUMBS DOWN
>>63062105
Looks like shit, there cant be a lot of space left for a good brain in that tiny head. People who watch this marvel capeshit tumblr tier crap need to off themselves, especially people on /tv/
>>63066992
Damnit, now I can't unsee the resemblance.
>>63066811
>I have no taste and zero standards but thats still preferable to being a redditor, wait I am...
fuck off, Eva green is at least an 8 and this ugly small headed hag looks like garbage.
>>63068262
You're waifu is ugly, my man. It's totally okay to have an ugly waifu, but you have a right to know she's ugly and it's better to hear it from me than someone you really care about. I'm here for you though. It'll be okay.
>>63066992
ayyyy
shes a beauty
I remember when she appeared on BrBa, how hideous her feet where.
The bane of feet threads.
>>63062910
o i am laffin
>>63070041
jesus fucking christ her toes are longer than my fingers.
>>63070104
Imagine the footjobs doe..
>>63070154
Hnnnng
>>63070154
imagine sucking on that big toe. she could throatfuck you with it.
>>63070041
I could never truly love a girl with feet this ugly.
>>63066656
Sweet Christmas!
>>63070244
Agreed. I don't even get off on feet, but I find ugly feet extremely repulsive
>>63070244
>>63070293
and thats an actual "good" picture... thsi one is the real deal.
Farto
Would it be better to have Eva Greens tits added to Ritters rig, or Ritters ass added to Eva Greens body?
>>63064798
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSICAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>63062105
>Fucks a black guy
>Vomits immediately after
I had a chuckle
>>63070372
Ritters ass + Eva Greens body of course
I'd be fine with 100% Eva Green desu
>>63070041
The lengths of her toes is certainly odd, but otherwise it appears she takes good care of her feet.
If she has nice arches I think I'd be fine
>>63066811
Eva has tits.
Kristen doesn't.
>preferable
This is why everyone thinks you're gay.
>>63070357
YKSI PUUKSUNEN @3:17 :DDD
Is it worse to post Ritter or Hendricks in a foot thread?
tennant was literally the only reason this show was decent. the real villain of the show was jessica. her blonde friend was pretty cute though
>>63070480
post Hendricks pls
>discount nick cage
>>63070342
why is this legal
>>63066132
>>63066180
D R O P P E D
>>63062726
oh shit and she is reading my momyfu's book.
i think krysten even had a background appearance in gilmore grils.
>>63066656
sweet christmas
>>63071014
you're doing gods work anon keep it up
>There are people who watch Kek jones
>>63062168
>discount [actor] was created by cinemasins
>watching cinemasins enough to know its jokes
The jokes are on you, it seems.
>it's possible to get any more discount than Eva Green
no
>>63071014
Ethnically Jewish but she doesn't practice religion, she's a female fedora wearer. She doesn't go out, she describes herself as a shutin who reads books and listens to classical music.
>>63063373
was it rape?
>>63071402
>discount [actor] was created by cinemasins
As a stock description, that is literally decades old. Possibly not that specific phrasing, I'll grant. Cut-rate, low-rent, poor man's, bargain-basement and quite plausibly discount, too, all long in service as a means of describing vague resemblance/overlap in appeal.
>>63071402
>>63071873
And I just followed the chain and see you were saying the same thing. Sorry.
>>63062105
Pls she's not even a 80% off Eva Green.
>>63062105
>Discount Eva Green
I'll take two
>>63071434
Just like me
>>63066768
>terrible in Halo too.
That's where I knew him from!
I don't know if bad actor or bad directing but this dude comes across as no personality.
>>63062333
So you have filters and reddit isn't one of them?
>>63062105
How can this be true if this qt hasn't shown her tits even once?
btw, Eva Green is discount Monica Bellucci.
ITT manlets can't handle le tall Ritter I'd take Green also though, both are good.
I've jerked off and successfully came to Krysten Ritter's feet.
AMA!
>>63062105
she looks like some random junkie hooker they found on the street, slapped some makeup on her and said"Now you get to fuck a sexy black dude and pretended to be a superhero"
Are there any actually good shows about private investigators?
>>63066768
>ywn see TC as Cage and Sean Williams Scott as Iron Fist in a kung fu styled buddy cop adventure filled with jokes and 80's styled martial arts
>instead you will get a grimdark nuMarvel Netflix series that takes itself too seriously
>>63070093
>fully white christian
10/10 would hang out with and more.
>>63066656
Sweet Christmas
For real though, throughout the show I couldn't help but think of this guy as a discount Chris Evans.
>>63073054
That's the point. Nuke is a jingoistic Cap.
>>63073054
That was intentional
>>63062105
I don't get it, she's much more attractive the eva "i have nice tits and that's it" green.
>>63073054
I thought the looked like troy baker on steroids
>>63072775
I'd say columbo but he's a police lieutenant, not private
>>63073173
>>63073186
I guess. They just seemed entirely too similar, though. Hairstyle & colors, jacket, etc. I guess it kinda bothers me so much they didn't go that far with Kilgrave.
>>63063272
I dont even know who charlie hunnam is.
>>63062105
Does anyone else think that her hair looks really fake? Like she needs a better haircut because it looks like someone just took a mop and put it on her head.
>>63072398
I recognized him from Million Dollar Baby Tbh
>>63073173
>>63073186
>inevitable nuke vs Cap fight scene in Civil War
>>63073693
i dated a chick that looked similar to her. Same body type same type of hair too. Bitch just gots really really really really thick hair. I bet she would have a hairy fucking bush if she didnt shave.
>>63070041
i want her, need her, would beg her to use her glorious feet and those delicious suck-able toes and knead my cock like doe. pleeeasssseeeee
>>63070041
>tfw you'll never deep throat her toes
>>63075819
i feel empty, wooden, less than. i want her to go for a jog in and come home and put her sweaty stinky feet into my face and say, "anon, like my goddess toes." then she'll whip out my cock and massage my cock head with her toes and feet sweat until i cum all over her lovely feet. i wanna fap now.
>>63064798
>>63070385
I absolutely love the way Tennant said her name. Almost dropped the series after a few episodes of barely any of him, glad that he gets more screentime as it goes on.
>>63066768
As funny and awesome as that may be, I'd only ever be able to see him as himself, not as the character.
>>63071014
>sephardi
I have nothing against jews, but sephardi are short, hairy little things, not at all like their beautiful Ashkenazi cousins.
>>63063373
That art is terrible.
>>63062105
I watched Jane die
>>63071402
>not watching cinemasins
>>63076278
They were fine when the videos were short and to the point, now they're just so fucking long that it's no longer funny or insightful. Just keeps on repeating the same unfunny memes and nitpicking stupid things instead of pointing out major flaws.
