>$2.9 million
>>63061354
does she nude?
>>63061354
>was super excited for this
>find out later that felicia is the new mad scientist
>only Joel is returning
yeah... no thank you,
>>63061518
Joel is not returning. He's the executive producer or some shit.
>>63061576
wait so not even Joel is gonna be the one to sit with the two new Crow and Tom? The fuck is this shit
>>63061630
Jonah Ray is the new test subject, Felicia Day is the new mad scientist
>>63061653
Yeah, I'm out. I'll let this generation go ahead and take claim of this.
What's worse, that Joel wants $5.5 million for this shit or that he's going to get it?
I was actually excited about all the new cast announcements until Felicia
>>63061354
how much could movie rights be? maybe they're planning on doing a toho flick
>>63062816
I think a lot of the money is needed to buy the property back from Jim Mallon.
The dead should stay dead. It came back wrong.
>>63061354
jesus christ, it's like people are paying to retroactively destroy any kind of goodwill the original series ever had
>>63063208
This. I really hope it fails, but i don't think it will due to this generation's geek culture.
>>63063208
so what. the "good" ones from years ago haven't changed and most that watched them stopped because grownups or burnt out on that genre. Let the new gen have their watered down version, you don't have to watch it
>>63063281
>so what
oh just fuck off to reddit, the "new gen" didn't grow up with that shit and have a completely different sense of humor, they just pretend to like it for fake nerd legitimacy. Even Rifftrax tried to update the concept and instead just sounds like an early 00's time capsule
>Open on a shot of The Satellite of Love, slightly modified. Although half of the ship retains the dog bone shape, the other half is rounded off. The ship is reminiscent of an oppressive phallus, small and white, like those attached to Gamergaters.
>Cut to: SoL interrior
>JOSH
>Huh? Where am I? I must have had too much WEED and blacked out from smoking all the WEED!
>Voice of FELICIA DAY
>What's that, cis scum? You were taken advantage of while inebriated? Doesn't feel so hot, does it?
>JOSH
>Who is that voice, and why does she sound so empowered?
>FELICIA
>Silence! Don't you know that you are in the presence of NERD ROYALTY? I found your hateful Twitter posts endorsing patriarchal and misogynistic movies , and now I'm going to make you watch them until you willfully castrate yourself as penance for your straight white male sins!
>JOSH
>B-b-but not all men!
>>63063381
why are you so super mad? Didn't I just say it's a different type of humor for a new gen? why are you copying what I posted against me? Don't. Watch. It.
I like how you shit on the tumblr crowd but post like one of them...bitching
>>63063422
good god.
>>63063486
I can see how the jokes will be made out of passive aggressive, sarcastic comments about how "not oppressed" a certain character in the movie must be or straight up justifying female bullshit behavior
>>63063622
that's what i'm wondering about how it would work... they were merciless in mocking characters in the movies, especially females. it wasn't anything over the top offensive, but i could see them dumbing it down for the new audience.
I can't imagine a lot of the jokes from Girl in Gold Boots, for instance, not offending SJW's nowadays.
>women aren't funny guiz
>>63064461
is this fake? how fucking inane can a person be? she could be funnier just not doing anything instead of trying so fucking hard.
What I don't get is the insistence of these people in NOT learning about their supposed interests, particularly Day who actually makes a living off it, it's fucking embarrasing
>>63061354
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>>63064531
You mean "insane."
Of course a misogynist would also be an illiterate.
>>63064621
Now that's what I call funny haha
>>63064461
>plagiarizing a decade old PvP joke
>>63061354
Crow has a "wake me up inside" face.
>>63064838
she hit the fucking wall huh
>>63064838
If you watch the video she drags Tom and Crow away to force them to wear kimonos and massage her
Watch the turkey day marathon, bros.
Before this new version destroys everything we loved.
http://mst3k.com/events/turkeyday15/watch
What is this? Is it a series? A movie? I don't think I've even ever seen a stream-link to whatever this is.
>>63064882
This is the best she's looked in like three years
>>63064925
Why go there, the youtube's better
>>63063605
>>63064875
kek
>>63064925
>"Let's watch them from another angle."
>"Yep, they're still slaves"
i love this show
>>63064788
Are these all by the same guy? Because that is not how you use the word royalty.
>>63065138
Joel Hodgson himself is one of the guys who used that phrase to describe her.
>>63063281
>tfw no gf that wants to be with me so bad that she pretends to be pregnant and have a miscarriage
>>63065779
she's hot as fuck and her pussy game must be on fire since he and miley forgave her.
>that new Tom voice
eh...
>none of the Rifftrax guys are even acknowledging this
What did Joel do to them?
